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myOtaku.com: animeangel536
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Monday, May 23, 2005
I love this! It's hilarious!
Ladies & gentleman,
Hobos & tramps,
Cock-eyed mosqitoes & bold-legged ants;
I stand before you to speak behind you to tell you a tale I know nothing about.
The show's free, pay at the door, pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
Now I begin my story.
It was 12 noon on a Sat. night, two dead boys began to fight.
Back to back they faced each other, pulled out their swords and shot each other.
The deaf police man heard the noise & came to kill the two dead boys.
If you don't believe my story it's true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
If this offends anyone, please tell me so.
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