Saturday, December 11, 2004

   I can't believe how accurate this thing is. Holy Crappers!!!!

RPG or Anime Character by ChaoticSoul
Your Name
Species	Fire Demon
Hair Color	Green w/ Black Tips
Eye Color	Grey
Personality	Hyper
Weapon/Power	Summoner
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   I used my Otaku name and My real name. yay. i like the second one better though!

NOTE: z

No smoking around Sara Sutterfield. Thankyou for your co-operation.

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   Yeah. Don't like this too much.... I'm arachniphobic.... *gulp* big tyme

"ACHTUNG!

AnimeIsForever may actually be a spider-human hybrid

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Tuesday, November 30, 2004

   Quiz Result for Tuesday November 30, 2004

A:

Your Beauty lies
in Innocence. Pure, sweet and child-like. You most
likely look far younger than
you are and your smile would brighten up anyone's
day. Seen as naive and
sheltered, you can be ignorant at times, but for
the most part, it's simply your
reputation preceding you. You are most likely
rather aware of the realities of
life. You are extremely good natured and
trustworthy. By the same token, you are
a bit too trusting. Be careful, few are as honest
and open as you. You might
seem girlish still with a love of dresses, ponies,
and things most might deem
you "too old for". But this doesn't
bother you. You enjoy your youth and are
going to make it last. After all you are only as
old as you feel.

Some Things
That Represent You:

Element:
Light, Wind Animal: Kitten Color:
White, Pink, Pastels Song:
Beautiful Soul by Jesse McCartney
Expression: Innocent Smile

Gemstone:
Diamond Mythological Creature: Unicorn
Planet:
Moon Hair Color: White Eye Color:
Silver

Quote: "A
stranger is just a friend you haven't met
yet."

Where Does Your Beauty Lie? ..::Original Pictures Are Back! Detailed Results::..
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Monday, November 29, 2004

   .......
I feel like crying.
Someone make me feel better.
I just wanna fall to my knees and let all of my sorrow out...
My sorrow is unexplainable......
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   :(
I decided that I'm not posting anymore of my fanfic. sorry that i even bothered. No one likes it and the only time someone would understand it is if u were me, my sister ashlee, my sister dana, or my neighbors megan and brandon. those are the only people who would really think its funny. i'm gonna keep writing it though but no more posts. AND IF U DON'T LIKE READING LONG STUFF THEN DON'T BOTHER AND THEN LEAVE BAD COMMENTS! IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT IF U DON'T LIKE LONG POSTS!!!!!
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Saturday, November 27, 2004

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   My new Job
Hey y'all. I am so pooped right now. I just got home from my new job. I'm a cashier at my Uncle's Christmas Tree Farm. I know that sounds really stupid but it's very fun and plus I get seven dollars and hour and work in between seven and ten hours a day! Yay. But this is my first job and it's really fun. Oh yeah. DOES ANYONE READ MY FIC??????!!!!!!!!!!!! obviously not.... I need to find more yugioh fans! lol
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Sunday, November 21, 2004

   I used my Xanga Username for this

What Does Your Inner Anime Character Look Like? (For Girls) by Rose Lover
User Name
Age
Height
Fav. Colors
Fav. Anime Show
What you look like
Role	Hero's girfriend
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   Here's my fic as i have it so far!!!!!
NOTE: BEFORE READING THIS STORY, READ THE POST I LEFT UNDER THIS ONE OR U WON'T UNDERSTAND THE STORY. THANK YOU!!!!
Characters (cuz there are some ones we made up)YUGI MOTO, HALEY MOTO, DUKE DEVLIN, REBECCA HAWKINS, JOEY WHEELER, SERENITY WHEELER, TRISTAN TAYLOR, TEA GARDNER, MAI VALENTINE, BAKURA RYU, SETO KAIBA, MOKUBA KAIBA, MACKENZIE (MAC) MCKINLEY, FRANCES FRESCHETTA, LIEUTENANT MAJOR POOPSIE, BIG DICK (MR. WHEELER) MRS. WHEELER, SOLOMON MOTO, GRANNY DEVLIN, JACQUES VERY HOT AND SEXY, MRS. POOPSIE
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DOMINO HIGH SCHOOL
Yugi: Hey! Did you guys catch the final match of the Mega-Duel last night?
Joey: Yeah! Wasn’t it great Yuge?
Tea: Mark totally creamed Weevil! That was awesome!
Tristan: Yeah. It was brutal!
Duke: I missed it cuz my stupid Grandma made me massage her nasty feet all night!
Joey: Oh! Too bad Duke! Since when do you do everything your grandma asks you?
Duke: Since she threatened to kick Haley out of the house!
Tristan: That IS a crime!
Duke: Yeah it is......... TO ME!!!!!!
Yugi: My grandpa still is trying to get Haley to come back. But I told him he should let her go where she is happy. He said that that was a load of rubbish!
Tea: Well what would you do if your granddaughter moved out RIGHT after she moved in?
Yugi: I wouldn’t know. I don’t have a granddaughter. You tell me!
Tea: Very funny Yugi. I can’t believe that you’re actually developing a sense of humor!
Joey: Ha ha ha. That was....... NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!! Ha ha ha. OH CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!
All: What is it Joey?
Joey: We’re gonna be late for Poopsie’s class!
All: AHHHHHHH! NOT POOPSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LIEUTENANT MAJOR POOPSIE’S CLASS! DUN DUN DUN
Poopsie: Okay everyone LISTEN UP!!!!!!!! Today we will be starting your fitness testing! hahahahha! I can’t wait to see you WIMPS fail!!!! Mwahahahahahaha! Boo ha ha!
Serenity: (whisper) Hey you guys! Poopsie is EXTRA cranky this morning so watch out!
Haley: (whisper) tell me about it. He made me clean off all the desks for NO REASON!
Joey: Oh too bad.
Poopsie: (crazy mad face) DID I SAY YOU COULD TALK PISTOL?
Joey: (gulp) Umm No Mister Poophead! Uhhh I mean Poopsie sir.
Poopsie: (makes mad face and stomps off)
Serenity: Told you.
Poopsie: Okay CHILDREN, let’s see what you can do. First we do fifty pushups! If you can’t, you FAIL the PUSHUPS test! hahahahahhahaha!
The whole class: *shudder*
Poopsie: YOUR FIRST PISTOL!
Joey: Ummm okay.
Poopsie: HAHAHA! YOU FAIL!!! YOU COULD ONLY GET 49!!! HOW SAD!! SEE YOU IN SUMMER SCHOOL!!!!!
Joey: Oh man! This is the second year running!
Poopsie: PISTOLLLLLLLLLLL!
Joey: *gulp* sorry.
Poopsie: You should be.... Okay Sharky your next.
Tristan: Whatever.
Poopsie: HAHAHA!!!! YOU FAIL!!! YOU COULD ONLY GET 49½! YOU WILL JOIN PISTOL IN SUMMER SCHOOL!!!!!
Tristan: C’mon! I was half a pushup away from passing. That’s pathetic if you are seriously failing me for that!
The class: Oooooooooooooooooh!
Poopsie: Did I just hear you talk back to MEEEE? LIEUTENANT MAJOR POOPSIE? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Haley: This guys insane!
Poopsie: (crazy mad face at Haley)
Haley: Um Sorry Mr. Poopsie.
Poopsie: (pats Haley on the head) That’s Okay Miss Attitude.
Haley: (Fire Eyes at Poopsie)
Poopsie: OKAY PEANUT GALLERY YOUR UP NEXT!!!
Duke: Oh man. Not already! Fine.
Poopsie: HOW PATHETIC! PEANUT GALLERY! YOU FAIL! THIRY NINE PUSHUPS IS UNACCEPTABLE MISTER! YOU WILL BE JOINING YOUR FRIENDS IN SUMMER SCHOOL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Duke: Great.
Finally after the pushups test was over, the people that failed were...... Joey, Tristan, Yugi, Duke, Tea, Serenity, Haley and Seto.
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DOMINO ARCADE
Duke: Isn’t that bull crap that we have to go to summer school for pushups?
Haley: Definitely.
Joey: I was ONE pushup away from passing and that jerk failed me! Our mom is gonna kill me and Serenity for sure this time!
Yugi: Good luck!
Joey: Oh thanks.........wait a sec....... HEY THAT’S NOT FUNNY!!!!!!
Tristan: Speaking of Serenity, where did she get off to Joey?
Joey: Dunno. She told me she wasn’t coming to the arcade but said she would meet me at home later tonight!
Mai: Hey guys whatsup?
Joey: MAI!!!!!!!!!!! (runs to mai and jumps in her arms like a baby.)
Mai: (drops Joey) Okay what’s wrong?
Joey: (acting in his immature way) I am sad because that mean old Mr. Poopsie failed me for only getting 49 pushups out of 50!
Mai: That butt munch.
Tea: Hey Mai!
Mai: Hey Tea. I expect that you passed....right?
Tea: NO! None of us passed except Bakura! Well I mean all of us that are here right now. Everyone else passed!
Mai: Too bad! I am so glad I graduated because Poopsie liked me and it was SOOOOOOOO gross! Is he still like that?
Yugi: Yeah! He likes Serenity!
Duke: He is a freak that guy!
Joey: Mai did you buy any more doughnuts?
Mai: Yup I bought un-flavored ones this time!
Joey: (whimper like a dog) WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Mai: Just kidding!
Joey: YAY! Thank you Mai! (hug!)
Tristan: Good. I will accompany Joey to your house to make sure he don’t eat everything! (nervous laugh)
Mai: Oh Tristan you don’t have to use that lame excuse you can go eat too!
Tristan: Wow thanks Mai!
Haley: Hey Mai are you gonna stay here?
Mai: I suppose.
Haley: Do you wanna come with Tea and Me and get something to drink?
Mai: Sure! That would be fun.
Tea: Great! Then let’s go!
Haley: See you guys later!
Duke: HALEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haley: (loud sigh) WHAT NOW!?
Duke: My grandma said that we have to be home by six.
Haley: Okay! See you later!
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DOMINO CAFE
Mai: So. I’m having a party this Saturday. You guys wanna come?
Tea/Haley: Yeah!
Tea: Who else is coming?
Mai: Oh the usual.... You, Haley, Joey, Yugi, Tristan, Duke, Serenity, Bakura.
Haley: Sweet. This will be great. But what do you think Joey and Serenity’s Mom will do THIS time? She totally ruined your party LAST time.
Mai: Oh don’t worry! Big Dick will keep her under control.
Tea: That’s a relief! Their dad is SOOOOOOOO COOL!
Mai: Yeah he’s great!
Waiter: Bonjour and welcome to the Domino Cafe. I will be your waiter tonight. I am Jacques, very hot and sexy! (shows muscles like Brandon)

Haley: Whoa! What the.....
Tea: I think we are surrounded by freaks!
Mai: Hey there Jacques. We will all just have a cappuccino and a cherry pie to split.
Jacques: Right away Mai, very hot and sexy!
Mai: Your not the only one who thinks so!©
Jacques: (wink)
Haley: What’s his deal?
Tea: Yeah he’s kinda freaky!
Mai: Oh. That’s just Jacques. He is the new waiter and all the girls are like in LOVE with him!
Tea: Nice.
Haley: I wonder why? (sarcastically)
Jacques: Here you go my three lovely ladies! Au Revoir!
All: BYE! (giggles)
Mai: Sooooooo Tea, do you have a boyfriend yet?
Tea: NO WAY MAI!!!!! Are you crazy? I am not meant to have a boyfriend. No one wants me anyways!
Haley: Tea that’s not true! I’m sure lots of guys really like you!
Mai: I can name two right now. But I’m not gonna. You should have to figure it out by yourself.
Tea: Who are they?
Mai: I’ll give you a clue. You always hang around with them.
Tea: Let’s see...... Yugi, Bakura, Duke, Joey, Tristan. Umm. It’s not Duke or Joey, and I’m sure it’s not... I don’t know.
Mai: Your right. It’s not Joey or Duke cuz they are already taken. C’mon is it... TRISTAN, Bakura, or YUGI that like you? Actually I think maybe they all kinda like you.
Tea: Yeah right. I think it’s Tristan and Yugi.
Mai: Whoa how did you know?
Tea: I could tell by the way you said their names. It made it totally obvious.
But I have a confession.
Haley: Ooh! Tell me!
Mai: Yeah Tea what is it?
Tea: Okay. Promise not to tell anyone but.... I kinda like Tristan.
Haley/Mai: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH! TRISTAN!!!!
Tristan: What?
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! TRISTAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Tristan: Oh! Um I have a message for Jacques.
All: (laugh at hearing Jacques name)
Tristan: Oh come on! Stop laughing at me. It’s not that funny!
Haley: TRISTAN! We’re not laughing at you! We’re laughing at Jacques! He is nuts.
Tristan: Tell me about it! Guess who...... Bonjour and welcome to the Domino Cafe. I will be your waiter tonight. I am Jacques, very hot and sexy! (shows muscles like Brandon)
All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mai: Tristan! You have to come over on Saturday. I am having everyone else over!
Tristan: Okay. I didn’t have anything else planned anyway.
Mai: That’s good.
Tristan: Well I better go give Jacques the message now.
All: BYE!
Tristan left to find Jacques and Mai, Haley, and Tea, went to go find Serenity. Things just weren’t the same without her.
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DOMINO ARCADE
Mai: Joey! You’re still here?
Joey: Yup! AHHHHHHH! MAI YOU MESSED ME UP! Now I know how grownups feel about gambling! I’ve been losing and losing but I can’t stop playing! I must be under mind control again! AHHHHHHHHHH! Just kidding!
Duke: Okay Joey take a breath!
Tea: What time is it you guys?
Yugi: Oh! It’s three thirty!
Tea: Thanks. Mai, Haley and I are going to go look for Serenity. Do any of you wanna come?
Joey: I DO! I wanna see what my sister is up to.
Yugi: I’ll Come too.
Duke: It seems I have no choice. Oh well. I am the KING of snooping! I’ll sniff her right out. Oh wait.... I forgot.... That’s Joey’s job.
Joey: HEY! WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN YOU DICED FREAK!
Haley: You guys! CUT IT OUT!!!!!!!
Mai: If we wanna find Serenity before the new Millennium I suggest we get going. (says that sarcastically)
All: Right!
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THE WHEELER HOUSE
Joey: Hey Big Dick!
Big Dick: Hey guys Wuzzup?
Haley: It’s all good Mr. W!
Big Dick: What are you guys up to today?
Mai: (puts elbow on his shoulder) We were just wondering if you knew where we could find Serenity.
Big Dick: Ummm. She said something about going to the park with a friend. I’m not sure who it was though. But tell me all the juicy details when you get home okay guys?
Joey: No problem dad!
Big Dick: See you tonight! Bye Mai, bye everyone!
All: Au Revoir! hahahahaha
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CITY PARK
Duke: Hm I wonder where she could be. Did you sniff out her scent yet Joey? (teasing laugh)
Joey: You better shut your mouth before you taste my fist!
Tea: C’mon you guys cut it out!
Duke/Joey: Sorry.
Yugi: Let’s try the pond.
Haley: Good idea!
Walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk.
Mai: Hey! Is that her?
Tea: Yeah! And who’s that with her?
Duke: It’s definitely a guy.......
Haley: I CAN’T SEE!
Yugi: SHUT UP!
All: (turn and face Yugi) YUGI!
Yugi: What? It’s not like you guys never say it!
Duke: Shh. Listen.....
Serenity: Did you hear that?
Guy: No. What did it sound like?
Yugi: (whisper) That voice sounds familiar.
Tea: We’ve definitely heard it before!
Joey: We gotta get closer. It’s too quiet.
Haley: There’s no way! We’ll get caught fa’ sho.
Mai: Oh! What are they saying? And who is that guy?
Guy: Hey. Wanna go down to the Cafe and get some ice-cream?
Serenity: Sure! I love ice-cream!
Yugi: They’re walking away! Maybe now we can see who it is.
Joey/Duke: *GASP*
Tea: What is it you two?
Joey: AHHHHHHH! WHAT IS SETO KAIBA DOING WITH MY SISTER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
All: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Mai: Whaddya mean ‘Seto Kaiba?’
Duke: God. You truly are a blonde. He means, SERENITY WHEELER is on a DATE with SETO KAIBA!!!!!!!!!!!
Mai: Don’t judge a girl by her hair color. I’m way smarter in one brain cell than you are in your whole body!
Duke: AHHHHHH! Women are so cruel.
Haley: Ahem.
Duke: Oh! Except for my Haley of course.
Haley: That’s what I thought you said!
Joey: C’mon you guys! Let’s follow them s’more!
Yugi: Yeah!
Tea: Back to the Cafe we go! Hope we don’t see Jacques! Maybe we’ll run into Tristan though!
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DOMINO CAFÉ (AGAIN)
Seto: Where do you wanna sit?
Serenity: I don’t care.
Seto: You choose.
Serenity: Ok. How about over there by the window.
Seto: Okay.
Jacques: Bonjour and welcome to the Domino Cafe. I will be your waiter tonight. I am Jacques, very hot and sexy! (shows muscles like Brandon)
Serenity: (laughs) Hi Jacques.
Jacques: Ah my lovely Serenity. Como ceva?
Serenity: I’m okay.
Jacques: And what would you like today?
Seto: Ummm. Serenity what do you want?
Serenity: Ummm. I’ll have a strawberry-banana smoothie.
Jacques: Uh-huh. And how ‘bout you my fine sir?
Seto: (what a nutcase) I’ll just have a chocolate sundae.
Jacques: Oui Oui. J’adore ze Cafe Ice Cream.
Seto: ?????
Jacques: Oh. I just said that I love the chocolate sundaes.
Seto: Um Okay then.
Jacques: I shall return shortly with your orders. A Bientot!
Serenity: (annoying Seto on Purpose) Au Revoir!
Seto: That guy is a nutcase.
Serenity: Tell me about it. But he is great entertainment!
Joey, Yugi, Tea, Mai, Haley, & Duke, walk into the cafe and hide behind a counter to watch. Tristan walks by and sees them.
Tristan: HEY GUYS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HIDING BEHIND THAT COUNTER???!!!!!
Duke: SHHHHHHHH! C’mon man don’t ruin our cover. Besides shouldn’t WE be asking YOU what YOU are doing HERE?
Tristan: *Very very big sigh* I had to deliver a message to Jacques.
Yugi: Oh. Well get down here! We are spying on Serenity and Kaiba.
Tristan: What is she doing with Kaiba?
Tea: Shhhhhh.
Jacques: Here you go my dear young lady and my fine young fellow!
Joey: KAIBA IS NOT A FINE YOUNG FELLOW! HE’S EVIL I TELL YOU EVIL!!!!
Serenity: JOEY! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE? AND HIDING BEHIND THE COUNTER???
Mai: Good going dork you blew our cover!
Serenity: Okay that’s it. EVERYONE GET OUT HERE! I KNOW IT’S NOT JUST YOU TWO BEHIND THERE!
Duke: Thanks alot Joey!
Everyone comes out from behind the counter.
Yugi: I always knew Joey had a big mouth but this crosses the line!
Joey: WAHHHHHHHHHH! I’M SORRY!
Seto: Serenity......................
Serenity: I know. Jacques can we make these orders to go please?
Jacques: ‘Oui’ Here you go.
Seto: Thanks.
Jacques: Ciao and come again.
Serenity: (walks up to Joey) Tonight, someone dies.
Joey: *gulp* What happened to the nice innocent little sister I once knew and loved?
Serenity: I’m right here.
Joey: NO! YOUR EVIL LIKE YOUR EVIL BOYFRIEND!!!!!
Haley: Okay Joey let’s go now.
Seto: C’mon Serenity you can come to my house.
Serenity: Okay.
Joey: SERENITY! HOW COULD YOU STOOP SO LOW! HOW COULD YOU STOOP SO LOW THAT YOU FALL FOR THAT MILLIONAIRE JERK? I HOPE YOU ONLY LIKE HIM FOR HIS MONEY!!!!
Serenity: JOEY!!!! I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER SAY THIS TO YOU BUT JUST SHUT UP AND MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS! I DO NOT LIKE SETO FOR HIS MONEY! I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU THINK BECAUSE HE IS NOT EVIL HE IS ACTUALLY ALOT KINDER THAN YOU MAY THINK SO JUST DON’T BOTHER ME ANY MORE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seto: (with an Inuyasha confused face) Wow. Let’s um go now um Serenity.
Serenity: Yes. Let’s get away from these retarded monkeys.
Seto: (laugh) Okay. Now you ARE starting to sound like me.
Serenity: (walking out of the cafe) That was the idea.
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Joey: That wasn’t good. MAI SAVE ME!!! NOW I’M GONNA GET ASSASSINATED BY MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mai: Don’t worry Joey! Serenity would never hurt you!
Tea: Yeah Joey! She might ignore you for a couple days but that’s about it!
Duke: You deserved it....
Joey: You wanna say that to my face ‘Peanut Gallery?’
Duke: (sounding just like Poopsie) PISSTOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
Duke and Joey start beating each other up....
Joey: Watch the hair! *punch punch right in the face*
Duke: Touch the earring and die!
Joey: Ooh! I’m soooo scared!
Jacques: BOYS BOYS BOYS! Please stop this! I am going to have to ask you all to leave. Ciao, Au Revoir, Allez Bye Bye GO! And you can tell everyone that me “Jacques Very hot and sexy, (muscle thing)” kicked you out! 
Haley: Good going Duke.
Duke: HALEY! WHY ARE YOU BLAMING ME? JOEY STARTED IT!!!!!
Haley: No Duke, YOU started it.
Duke: Okay fine. I don’t wanna fight. Let’s just go home.
Haley: Okay. Bye everyone!
All: BYE HALEY! BYE DUKE!
Yugi: You guys might wanna run home.
Haley/Duke: Why?
Yugi: (laugh unlike himself) Because it’s six thirty. You had to be home by six!
Haley/Duke: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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DUKE, HALEY, AND GRANNY DEVLIN’S HOUSE
Duke: Hi Grandma um We’re home!
Granny Devlin: DUKE DEVLIN! GET IN HERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT!
Duke: Uh Oh. Wait here Haley I will be right back.
Haley: Okay Duke.
Duke: Um Yeah Grandma?
Granny Devlin: DUKE DEVLIN!!!!! (starts to yell but stops when she sees he’s all beat up from the fight with Joey) Oh Duke! What has happened to you? (one of those hugs grandmas give that everyone hates cuz they like suffocate you. lol)
Duke: Grandma... Grandma.... GRANDMA!!! LET GO I CAN’T BREATHE!!!!!
Granny Devlin: Oh I’m so sorry Duke. But I was so worried! First you come home 45 minutes late, then you come in covered in bruises! What happened dear?
Duke: Oh um that. Well the reason we are late is because me and Haley got lost downtown. Then some muggers beat me up.
Granny Devlin: Did they beat Haley up?
Duke: NO! They thought she was too pretty to hit.
Granny Devlin: I see. Well bring Haley in. I wanna hear HER side of the story.....
Duke: Um. Okay hold on a sec. (walks out to Haley) Um Haley, Grandma wants to ask you something. But when she asks you tell her that we got lost downtown and I got beat up by muggers, and instead of beating you up they stole 20 bucks.
Haley: Um Okay. Wait a sec. WHAT THE JIGOKU DID YOU TELL HER?????
Duke: SHHH! Just go along with it okay? I didn’t wanna tell her about Joey or Serenity or why we’re late! That would mean BIG trouble.
Haley: Ah. Got ya. I shall return! (walks into Granny Devlin’s room) Yah Mrs. Devlin what is it?
Granny Devlin: Oh. Haley yes. I just wanted to know why you and Duke are late.
Haley: Oh. Well you see, it started out like this. After school we went to the arcade. Then we went to the cafe and got something to eat. Me and Duke.....
Granny Devlin: Duke and I....
Haley: *sigh* whatever. Anyways me and Duke were on our way home when we got lost downtown. We took a wrong turn somewhere and ended up in a gang town. A few muggers came up to us and........
Granny Devlin: I didn’t ask for a novel missy.
Haley: Sorry old woman.... Well anyways A few muggers came up to us and started beating up Duke for no reason! Then another mugger came up to me and stole 20 bucks out of my purse because I didn’t have anything else. That’s why we’re late.
Granny Devlin: Uh huh. Okay then I guess I believe you. You can go but remember if I ever catch you lying to me missy, I will not hesitate to send you back to your grandpa’s and brother’s house. Then I will forbid you from seeing Duke and vice versa.
Haley: Wow sorry Mrs. Devlin but I would never lie to you!
Granny Devlin: Uh huh. You can go.
Haley: Phew! See ya.
Duke: What’d she say?
Haley: Here’s an EXACT quote.... Uh huh. Okay then I guess I believe you. You can go but remember if I ever catch you lying to me missy, I will not hesitate to send you back to your grandpa’s and brother’s house. Then I will forbid you from seeing Duke and vice versa.
Duke: Wow. Normally I would say it’s her time of the month but she’s too old now!
Haley: (small slap) DUKE! That’s so mean!
Duke: What? I’m only telling the truth!
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YUGI AND SOLOMON’S HOUSE
Yugi: Hey Grandpa! I’m home!
Solomon: Oh hello Yugi!
Yugi: Hey Gramps I brought Joey home with me is that okay?
Solomon: That’s fine! Why?
Joey: One word... Serenity.
Solomon: Oh come on Joey, don’t tell me your scared of Serenity!
Joey: NO! I’m scared of the way she’s been acting....and her evil boyfriend!
Solomon: Serenity has a boyfriend?
Yugi: Yeah! It’s Seto Kaiba!
Solomon: You’re kidding me!!!!!
Yugi: Nope! Now we’re gonna go call Joey’s dad okay?
Solomon: Sure.
Yugi: (calling the Wheeler house) Hi is Mr. Wheeler there?
Mrs. Wheeler: Yes, hold on for one second. RICHARD! PHONE!
Big Dick: Hello?
Yugi: Hey Big dick! It’s Yugi!
Big Dick: Oh hello Yugi!
Yugi: Hi. Is it okay if Joey stays over at my house for tonight?
Big Dick: Why certainly!
Yugi: Thanks Mr. Wheeler!
Big Dick: No Problem Yugi! Bye.
Yugi: See ya!
Joey: YAY! I get to stay! NOW I WON’T HAVE TO FACE MY EVIL SISTER OR HER EVIL BOYFRIEND!!!!!
Yugi: Um until tomorrow at least!
Joey: OH MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: Oh well let’s just forget about it for a while and do something.
Joey: Okay Yuge!
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LIEUTENANT MAJOR POOPSIE’S HOUSE
Poopsie: (playing with dolls) Bonjour and welcome to the Domino cafe. I am Jacques Very hot and sexy.
Oh Helloooo Jacques! I would like the usual please! (Mrs. Wheeler)
Oui Oui ma’am. (Jacques.)
Oh JOSEPH! DON’T BLOW THE STRAW RAPPERS OUT OF YOUR NOSE! (Mrs. Wheeler)
Sorry mom. (Joey)
YOU SHOULD BE! YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR A WEEK MISTER! (Mrs. Wheeler.)
Oh man! Your worse than that fat stinky Mr. Poopsie who fails everyone! (Joey)
Mrs. Poopsie: Dear are you playing with those dolls again?
Poopsie: Yes honey. Do you have a problem with that?
Mrs. Poopsie: Oh no dear! Not at all. Carry on carry on!
Poopsie: Ah. Now that that’s out of the way......
DID I HEAR SOMEONE CALL ME FAT AND STINKY? (Poopsie Doll)
Oh yes Mr. Poophead! I did! (Joey) Alright Pistol. Drop down and give me
25! (Poopsie) Okay! 1, 2, 10, 20, 25! I’m done Sir! (Joey) PISTOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! (Poopsie) *Yawn* I’m tired now. HONEY! I’M GOING TO BED NOW! DO YOU WANNA COME TUCK ME IN?
Mrs. Poopsie: Yes honey! I’ll be up in a minute!
Poopsie: Okay dear!
Mrs. Poopsie: There you go dear. *Shuts off light and walks back downstairs*
Poopsie: (A few minutes later) HONEYYYYYYY!!!! HURRY COME HERE!
Mrs. Poopsie: What is it?
Poopsie: WAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I CAN’T FIND MR. FLUFFLES!!!! I CAN’T SLEEP WITHOUT MY SWEET MR. FLUFFLES!!!!!!!!
Mrs. Poopsie: (in head) What a baby. (out loud) Okay don’t worry dear! We will find Mr. Fluffles! Oh look! Here he is! Mr. Fluffles was under the bed the whole time!!!
Poopsie: MR. FLUFFLES!!!! (says this sounding oddly like Joey. Then he gives mr. fluffles a big hug.) I’M SO SORRY MR. FLUFFLES! I DIDN’T MEAN TO LET YOU FALL ON THE COLD HARD GROUND! From now on you are sleeping in between me and Penelope. That way you can’t fall out no more! No you can’t! (says this like a baby)
Mrs. Poopsie: Good night Eugene!
Poopsie: Yeah whatever.
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THE WHEELER HOUSE
Serenity: Hey Big Dick do you have any clue where Joey is?
Big Dick: He’s at Yugi’s for the night....Why?
Serenity: $#!^
Big Dick: Why? Is something wrong?
Serenity: He’s only at Yugi’s to HIDE FROM ME!
Big Dick: Is there something here I should know about?
Serenity: Fine I’ll tell you. Joey, Yugi, Duke, Tristan, Haley, Tea, and Mai were spying on me and Seto in the cafe. I got mad and yelled at him. Now he’s hiding at Yugi’s to stay away from me. hehehe. I got an idea. Dad do you think I could pay Joey a little visit at Yugi’s PLEASE!?!?!?!?
Big Dick: Of course Serenity! You know how much I love practical jokes!
Serenity: Thanks dad! I’ll be back home tomorrow some time!
Big Dick: Tell me everything!
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YUGI’S HOUSE
Serenity: *Knock Knock Knock*
Yugi: I’ll get it Grandpa! C’mon Joey let’s see who it is!
Serenity: Haha perfect. They’re falling into my plan perfectly!
Yugi: (opens door) OH HI SERENITY!
Joey: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT THE HECK IS SHE DOING HERE?
Serenity: (ignoring Joey) Hey Yugi, do you think I could stay over tonight? It’s for personal reasons.
Yugi: You’re mad because Joey didn’t come home......SURE! You can stay over tonight!
Serenity: Thanks Yugi you’re great.
Joey: YUGI! WHAT’S THE BIG IDEA! I CAME HERE TO GET AWAY FROM SERENITY! NOW I’M GONNA END UP STAYING WITH HER ANYWAYS!
Yugi: Oh come on Joey lighten up! Serenity is NOT gonna kill you! Right Serenity?
Serenity: Of course not Joey! I was just a little steamed because you were spying on me like that! But I’m here to make it up to you.
Joey: Really?
Serenity: Really!
Joey: That’s great!
Yugi: Well come on in then!
Serenity: Thank you Yugi! (in head) Hahaha. Fools. I can’t believe how gullible these saps are! They fell right for it! hahahahahahaha! Wow. I kinda sounded like Marik, Bakura, Seto, and Pegasus! COOL!
Joey: So Yugi, are you going to Mai’s on Saturday?
Yugi: Yeah! I know you are, are you Serenity?
Serenity: OF COURSE! And the good news is that mom can’t screw up her party this time because Big Dick is gonna occupy her while we’re gone!
Yugi: What a relief! That was awful last time when she saw.... well.....everything!
Joey: Tell me about it. I was soooo grounded for that!
Serenity: So was I and I didn’t even do anything!
Joey: YEAH YOU DID! YOU SWITCHED CLOTHES WITH US TOO!
Serenity: OH YEAH!
A few hours later when Yugi and Joey fell asleep, Serenity started to brew her plan.
Serenity: And now for the big time!
First she put shaving cream all over Joey’s stomach that spelled, JOEY THIS IS PAYBACK! Then she put syrup on his butt and put feathers on him. After that, she gave him a ‘beautiful’ makeover! Finally, to top it all off, a cherry, and a fake Tarantula! (Joey hates spiders!)
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Joey: (wakes up and puts hand full of shaving cream right on his face!) HEY! What the... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: *YAWN* Joey what is going.....................WHAT THE JIGOKU HAPPENED TO YOU? *major laughing fit*
Joey: JUST GET THE.....SPIDER OFF OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: Joey! I can’t get it off if you don’t stop moving! (laughing)
Serenity: (sitting in shadows laughing her butt off)
Yugi: Wait a second..... Joey! That spider is fake! OMG! Look at your stomach!
Joey: (goes to mirror. Serenity wrote it backwards cuz she knew he would go to the mirror) This....is....payback! SERENITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Serenity: Oh! Hello Joey! What the heck happened to you?
Joey: Don’t even try it! I KNOW you did it!
Serenity: Well that’s what you get!
Joey changed his shirt, and then cleaned off his head. But the doofus didn’t take a shower and didn’t change his pants so the feathers were still on his butt!
Serenity: *whispers* Hey Yugi! Don’t tell Joey about the feathers okay?
Yugi: No problem! *snicker*
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OUT IN TOWN
Joey: (Walking out in town) What the Jigoku is everybody laughing at?
Haley: JOEY! Why do you have feathers on your butt?
Joey: WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT????????? SERENITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE SOOOO DEAD!
Haley: Hehe. Come on Joey. We have to meet everyone at the arcade!
Joey: Awright. Hey wait a sec. Where’s Duke?
Haley: He didn’t come. I had to go out and buy some things and he said he would just meet me at the arcade.
Joey: Oh. Well let’s hurry so we can get these ‘flippin’ feathers off my buttocks! (lol)
Haley: Okay let’s go.....
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DOMINO ARCADE
Haley: We’re here everyone!
Duke: What took ya?
Haley: Oh. I was going to get Joey, Yugi, and Serenity.
Tristan: Well you forgot two.
Haley: Crap. Hey Mai. Can you drive me over to Yugi’s house quickly so I can get the other two knuckleheads?
Mai: No problem Haley! Let’s get going!
Haley: Thanks alot.
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YUGI’S HOUSE
Serenity: Hey Yugi. Where do you think Joey got to?
Yugi: I’m not sure! I’m sure he’ll be back soon though. You know Joey, he never misses a meal!
Serenity: That’s for sure.
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
Serenity: Come in!
Haley: Serenity! Yugi! Come on! Mai is waiting in the car. We were supposed to meet at the arcade today remember? Everyone’s waiting. I caught Joey already.
Serenity: Oh right!
Yugi: I almost forgot.
*HONK*
Haley: Oh come on already!
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DOMINO ARCADE
Duke: Ha! I’m winning!
Joey: Better watch where you’re going Dukie boy!
Duke: Whaddya me.......... NOOOOO!!!!! CHEATER!
Joey: How is you admiring my pretty face more than the road cheating?
Tristan: Is it possible for you two to stop fighting long enough to notice that I just passed both of you lame-o’s?
Joey: Why you little. SEE WHAT HAPPENED DICE BOY!?! NOW SHARKIE IS BEATING BOTH OF US!!!!!!!
Tristan: Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Duke: Feh. You’ll live to regret that evil laugh.
Tristan: What’s that supposed to mean?
Duke: It means that I just........
Joey: PASSED YOU BOTH! SANAP!
Tea: Haha! Great Joey! Keep it up!
Bakura: Yes. Good show good show.
Joey: YEAH!!! I JUST..............
Duke: WON!!! HAHA! YOU SNOOZE YOU LOSE!!!
Joey: Aw man! Thanks alot Duke. Must you always take the credit?
Duke: Hmmmm. Let me think about that..... YES!!!!!!! hahahaha!
Tristan: What a rip off.
Tea: Don’t worry Tristan! You’ll get ‘em next time for sure.
Tristan: Oh. I know. (lol)
Rebecca: Hi Everybody!
Tea: Rebecca is that you?
Rebecca: In the flesh!
Tristan: Long time no see!
Rebecca: I know. It’s been ages since I last saw you guys!
Duke: Who’s this you guys?
Bakura: Yeah! I don’t think I’ve met her either!
Tristan: This is Rebecca Hawkins. We met her a while ago. Rebecca, this is Duke Devlin, and Bakura Ryu.
Rebecca: What’s up?
Joey: (Just tuning in) HEY! IT’S THAT REBECCA PIPSQUEAK!!!!! ONLY.... YOU’RE NOT A PIPSQUEAK ANYMORE!
Rebecca: Yup! I’m all grown up I really wanna shout it out. All grown up I want the world to know. All grown up I really wanna shout it out! All grown up like YOU!!
Joey: Hahahaha! You’re just like the Rugrats! Hahaha! That’s funny!
Rebecca: I may have gotten older, but you’re still a baby on the inside.
Joey: Yup! That’s........... WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!
Rebecca: Hehe! You just admitted it!
Duke: Haha! I KNEW IT!
Joey: Shut up Dicey. I didn’t ask you!
Duke: Well fine then..... I can’t help it if I’m a peanut gallery!
Poopsie: That’s right Peanut Gallery! I’ll see YOU and YOU, and YOU, and YOU, and YOU in Summer School!
Tristan: Very funny.
Tea: Don’t remind us.
Haley: (walking in door with Serenity, Mai, and Yugi) HEY WHAT THE HECK IS AN OLD FAT GUY LIKE YOU DOING HERE!?!?!?!?!?!?
Poopsie: (Poopsie mad face) WHAT DID YOU SAY MISS ATTITUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU WANT A POOPSIE DETENTION OR A POOPSIE SUSPENSION FOR THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Rebecca: I’m scared!
Yugi: Rebecca!?
Rebecca: YUGI! I’TS ME!!!!
Serenity/Mai: (Laugh) Hey Yugi! I didn’t know you had a girlfriend! Why haven’t we met her before?!?!
Yugi: WHAT!? SHE’S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!
Serenity: But she’s so cute!
Poopsie: (In background yelling at Duke and Haley) blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Mai: Yeah she is.... What’s your name? Mine’s Mai Valentine and this is Serenity Wheeler.....
Serenity: I’m Joey’s sister.
Rebecca: Cool! My name is Rebecca Hawkins and I’m the granddaughter of the Great Professor Hawkins!
Mai: Hey! I’ve heard of that dude!
Yugi: Heh....
Poopsie: Blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Joey: Give it a rest dude! We’re not even in school! Why don’t you just leave us alone so we can have some fun for once!
Poopsie: (starts to cry) WAHHHHH!!!!!! I just wanted to have some fun! I don’t have any friends! No one likes me! I want my mommy! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tea: What a retard.
Serenity: Tell me about it.
Yugi: He’s definitely got some problems.
Haley: And he thinks I have an attitude. Feh. Whatever.
Duke: Yeah. Go run home and cry Sir Poops-alot!
Mai: *Laugh* That’s a good one Duke!
Tea: Yeah!
Joey: Stop acting so full of yourself!
Duke: Are talking to me?
Joey: Just kidding Dukie Boy!
Serenity: Hehehe!
Bakura: Well... Now why did we all need to come here?
Mai: My party is tonight. So we are going to spend the day here then head over to my place around six.
Mackenzie(Mac): Hey you guys!
All: MAC!
Mac: In the flesh! So what’re you all up to lately?
Tea: We’re getting ready for a party!
Mac: Oh really! Who’s?
Mai: Mine. You wanna come?
Mac: Sure! That sounds fun.
Mai: Well you’re gonna have to stay with us for the day. Unless you wanna go home and clean up or something. The party doesn’t start until six.
Mac: I’ll just go home. I need to go shopping and then I need to take a shower.
All: See you at six!
Mac: A Bientot!
Serenity: Hey Tea. Did you know we have a big test on our Japanese Vocab. on Monday?
Tea: Oh yeah I forgot. Good thing it’s the easy stuff! Wanna Practice?
Serenity: Definitely.
Yugi: This outta be fun!
Joey/Duke/Tristan: Hey We have that too!
Joey: But I’d rather play the no study game! hehe
Duke: Tell me about it.
Tristan: I’m in! Now let’s listen to this! This is gonna be great!
Serenity: Konnichiwa. Watashi no name wa Shizuka desu. O-namae wo kiite-mo iidesu-ka?
Tea: Watashi no name wa Anzu desu. Ei-go wo hanashi-masu-ka?
Serenity: Hai. Watashi wa jouzu-ni ni hongo ga hanase masen.
Tea: Nan desu ka?
Serenity: Watashi wa jouzu-ni ni hongo ga hanase masen.
Tea: Naruhodo.
Serenity: Sayonara!
Tea: Ja ne!
Bakura: That was very good you guys!
Haley: Yeah. My problem is that I stupidly paired up with Duke so I’m gonna fail.
Yugi: Don’t feel bad sis. I paired up with Joey.... That’s just as bad!
Bakura: We’re in the same boat. I’m with Tristan!
Tea: Oh well! hahaha.
Rebecca: Wow that was really good you guys! I didn’t understand a word of it but that’s okay! I have to go home now. I get to go with my grandpa on an archeological trip! Bye!
All: See you later!
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THE MCKINLEY HOUSE
Mac: Oh la la. What shall I do? I am in over my head here. I know! I will go out shopping and buy une jupe to wear. Ah oui oui. Je suis intelligente.
Mama! I’m going out shopping! I’ll be home around trois!
Mrs. McKinley: Oui Darling! A bientot!
Mac: Au Revoir!
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HAWKINS MANSION
Rebecca: Grandpa! When are we going?!
Professor Hawkins: In a minute Rebecca! Be patient.
Rebecca: But I’m so excited!
Professor Hawkins: I know but you’re going to have to wait a little longer! I’m almost finished.
*Knock Knock Knock*
Rebecca: GOT IT!!!!
Solomon: Oh hello Rebecca! Long time no see!
Rebecca: I know! I talked to Yugi today though! While I was at the arcade.
Solomon: Oh?
Rebecca: Yeah! He said I look different! So did Joey. Hehehe. Umm are you coming on the dig with us?
Solomon: Oh yes I am! I needed something to do while the kids had their party so I decided to come here.
Rebecca: Oh. Grampa should be coming down soon......
Professor Hawkins: I’m here I’m here.
Solomon: Ah yes good to see you again.
Professor Hawkins: Good to see you too Solomon.
Solomon: So when does this thing start?
Professor Hawkins: Well we leave for the station at half past ummmm well let’s just go now! Then we come back here around noon tomorrow morning.
Solomon: Sounds good!
Rebecca: I’m so excited!!!!!!!
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