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• 1992-08-25
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• 2006-10-31
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• ummm...look at my age and you tell me!
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• jomama!!! ha ha...no seriously it nun of yer busyness

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• i played a sport for the first time in my life!!!!!! yay mee
Anime Fan Since
• seventh grade!! actually since kindergaden but i found out what it was called in seventh grade!
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• MAR<> Prince of tennis<> Hikaru no Go<>Naruto<>Inuyasha<>one piece<>Suzuka<>wolfs rain (even though i never really watched it)<>ruroni kenshin<>YuYuHakusho<>Sailor Moon (obviously)<>Kamikaze Kaito Jeanne<>umm...i sink das it..........i dunno!!!
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• to become a voice over artist or game/web designer!!! somethin artsy!!
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• drawing<>singing<>dancing<>this year soccer<>ANIME!!!!of course<>and writing random stories on paper AND quizilla
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• poetry<>apparently my drawing is good so i'll put that<>and my singing (i can sing in languages i dont even understand...impressive huh?)<>my dancing is prety good too!!!!

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007

TWO FUNNY JOKES!
Ok....my mom's friend sent these to her via email. I read both and still remember them.here they are.

LITTLE MARY MARGARET

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in her Catholic School.

Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher called on her
while
she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?"

When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting
behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

"God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, "Very good!" and
continued teaching her class.

A little later, the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and
savior?"
But Mary didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her
rescue
and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt.

"Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret Again, the Nun said, "Very
good!"

Mary Margaret fell back asleep. The Nun then asked her a third
question..
"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"

And once again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary Margaret
jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time,
I'll break it in half!"

The Nun fainted.

Joke 2-

A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,"In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The Florida girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks it,throws her glass into the air, pulls out her gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches her glass. She says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."

God Bless America!

Now that's funny, I don't care who you are!!!

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