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Saturday, May 1, 2004
Here's an old fanfic:
Recap of the otaku mafia...
aku oni (evil demon) Description: "Hiei is my snuggle bunny"
baka neko (stupid cat) Description: She really is a stupid human (cat) Ashley: Hey! I really am smart Jen: Yeah right, like your alter ego
hime (name changed from "noisy" to "princess") Description: sweet but clueless
mizu (cold water) Description: Super computer, but has no short-term memory "who am I again?"
kobaka (I think that you know what that means) Description: just like Ashley but smaller/quieter
kitsu (fox(y)) Description: Hime: HAHAHAHA I GOT FIRST CHAIR!!! Kitsu: I'm gonna beat your butt next time.
*Mizu and Hime have a big argument that gets violent about who's going to type. Mizu ends up winning.*
*Mizu is visiting makai from heaven, she's taking a sightseeing tour. She meets up with Aku Oni, Hime, Baka Neko, and Kobaka.*
*Aku Oni is stuck in an eternal pit chained to the bottom with a really kawaii picture of Hiei that is always just out of her reach*
Mizu: So what violent thing did you do this time, oni?
Oni: Got suspension at least 20 times a day *I set a world record!* , killed all the preps at the school, went into the next school and killed all their preps, went to the high school and killed all THOSE preps, put Kobaka in another coma, *list goes on and on for infinity* *Mizu falls asleep at 490,444,118 things wrong* *Oni stops*
*Hime is currently in makai by accident, she took a wrong turn at the heavenly crossroads and got lost. (Of course.)*
Hime: Wow, your list isn't quite as long as last time, Oni!!
Oni: I've been good. I'll just have to try harder next time.
*Kobaka finally wakes up from her previous coma (don't worry, there will be more-Oni will take care of that)*
*Baka neko is in makai because she died of an extreme sugar high from eating too much cake before redeeming herself*
Baka neko: CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!
*Kitsu is in makai because she was the lawyer for Oni when Oni was charged with her *infintesimal* crimes. Not that she would have ended up in heaven anyway.*
Kitsu: Oni, I'm trying to get a picture of Hiei for you!! But I found one! But then I left it in my pants pocket....and I left it in my fire pit.........
Oni: &^$#(&*$@^@@@@###$$%@@%$#
*Baka neko, being on her extreme sugar high, from eating too much cake (could you have guessed?), decides to free Oni from her chains, and us, because we are Baka neko's friends, join in the flee from the Makai police*
*While we are fleeing, Oni sees Hiei (remember, her snuggle bunny) with another really kawaii girl. (I bet you can guess how it ends.) *censored for extreme violence*
Kurama: Nerd violence.
Mizu: How'd you get in this insane fantasy?
Kurama: Hime willed me to with her electromagnetic powers that she borrowed from Hanajima.
* in the background* Hime: Yay!! It worked!!
Mizu: You learn something new every day.
Hime: In your case, you learn ten things every day.
*censored for nerd violence*
*As for the results of Oni vs. Kawaii Girl, there is a pile of ashes left on the ground where Kawaii Girl was standing*
Mizu: You know Oni, you really didn't have to demolish her to a pile of ashes. A corpse would have been just fine.
*Hiei runs in fear away from Oni* * And Mizu gets hit by Oni for writing that*
*Kobaka waddles over (she can't handle all these comas without feeling a little woozy) and since Oni is still in a rage after Hiei running away, Kobaka also becomes a little pile of ashes.*
Mizu: Bye!! Stay tuned for our adventures in Makai on the next e-mail of: the Otaku Mafia!!
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