Wednesday, June 14, 2006

to those who read my stories
i apologize for the long delay on my chapters but lately i've been a bit behind. I was wondering if anyone ACTUALLY reads my survivor story cuz my last one no one commented on i would really like your guy's opinion. I want to know if i could make it better but if no one comments i can't.
Also now i have 11 fanfictions so it's REALLY hard to catch up with them... but don't worry i'm still writing my first 1 there will continue to be death, dying, funnyness, and grammer errors. Also i am going to put up one of my stories on quizilla.com here's the HTML http://quizilla.com/users/havocismine/quizzes/
please enjoy i haven't put any up yet but i will have by this afternoon.
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Monday, May 29, 2006

   pardon my boredness here. i was thinking of ideas and suddenly this poped up
Random FMA Drabbles!
RANDOM ASSNESS!!
At Eastern HQ 0200 hours:
Kelsey: ya know what we should play?
Havoc: no what?
Kelsey: “…In my pants”
Roy: *starts choking on coffee*
Kelsey: It’s a game dumb ass *rolls eyes *
Everyone: OH!!
Kelsey: you just add “In my pants” to every sentence.
Ed: Like there’s a party… in my pants?
Kelsey: EXACTLY!!
Roy: Let’s go to bed… in my pants.
Havoc: you should name a snake “In my pants”
Kelsey: like, want to meet my snake in my pants?
Havoc: I need to get a snake now. In my pants…
Everyone: *falls out of his or her chair *
Havoc: that was just wrong…
Ed: OH! I got one… in my pants…
Roy: that’s what you say… in my pants…
Kelsey: my god that was yaoi… in my pants…
Envy: *jumps thru the window* Ha HA!! Bi-curious... in my pants…
Kelsey: *falls out of her chair *
Everyone goes on until they run out of ideas (A/N I ran out of ideas so sue me)
Riza: *on the computer looking up random phobias * Hey did you know there’s a fear of the color purple? (A/N: really there is… I’m not joking go to phobialist.com)
Havoc: SERIOUSLY???
Riza: Ya and… oh the irony… Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia… is the fear of long words… (A/N: yet again not joking this is the word for it… oh the irony of it all)
Ed: My god it sucks to be them…
Roy: what else is there?
Riza: a fear of sitting, sleeping, standing, laying down, walking and eating… all of which are different…
Kelsey: it would be great if some one was afraid of all those things *snickers*
Envy: Ya they’d have to float!
Riza: There is also a fear of ideas, Japanese, Jewish people, dust, stooping, and… my god a fear of string….
Everyone: *everyone starts laughing *
Kelsey: *reading over her shoulder * A FEAR OF NAMES???
Havoc: Fear of the figure 8??
Envy: Fear of… THE POPE???
Ed: Fear of young girls or virgins?! Well Roy I have good news you don’t have Parthenophobia.
Roy: *hits Ed * very funny Fullmetal…
Riza: Fear of beards??
Roy: Fear of drugs… well we can cross Pharmacophobia off of Havoc’s list.
Ed: pyrophobia? Fear of fire… no comments…
Kelsey: Fear of school… I HAVE THAT ONE!!
Ed: Same…
Havoc: Fear of the opposite sex… I don’t have that one…
Roy: SAME HERE!!
Riza: fear of learning?
Ed&Kelsey: I HAVE THAT ONE!!
Havoc: fear of getting pregnant? I have that one…
Kelsey: Fear of parents-in-law!! *Bursts out laughing*
*Spend about an hour of looking at phobias…*
Kelsey: *trying to breath * MY GOD!! A fear of everything?
Havoc: Better then fear of hair…
Ed; and gravity…
Roy: and hands…
Riza: Meat…
Envy: glass…
Kelsey: I want to shove someone into a small room, fill it with spiders, sharks, otters, dentists, Russian, German, Japanese, Dutch people, make the person sit down, have the room brightly lit, paint the walls the color of the rainbow, have virgins, beautiful women, and mirrors in the room, while people say really long words, and names…
Roy: let’s find a person like that and do that to them!
All: WOOT!!

FMA WARS!!

Darth Waiter: Envy
Luke Sleepwalker: Ed
C3-P-PWNED: Al
R2-CU: Barry the chopper
Lela: Riza
Furbacca: Nina
Hand Solo: Havoc
Obi-None Kanobi: Roy

Long ago in another dimension in the year… uh…
1916? Ya 1916 anyway… the people had to stop the evil
Darth Waiter who was planning on destroying all restaurants
Across the globe in his or her? Death Diner!!
Luke Sleepwalker, a young chef at age 12, was apprenticed
Under Obi-None Kanobi, and decided to go after the elusive Sizzlord, DARTH WAITER!!
Along the way young Luke meets Hand Solo and his companion, Furbacca. They journey together in Hand’s Millennium Toothpick. Until Luke finally comes across Darth Waiter, they aboard the Death Diner disguised as normal civilians. To find princess Lela working in the kitchens along with her two helpful robots, C3-P-PWNED and R2-CU. Luke, Hand, and Furbacca all went onto a full scale assault on the DD. They wandered to the employee only room to see the Sizzlord standing on a chair, “My followers! The Death Diner Revolution is a complete success! The old one was too small!”
“I told you a RV wouldn’t work!!” one man said.
The Sizzlord shot a death glare at him, “We shall attack California first!! They’re to happy.” (A/N trust me I know what I’m talking about I live there)
“Oh no you don’t Darth dumb ass!” Luke said throwing a Spork at Waiter’s head. He caught the Spork and snapped it in half.
“After him my minions of doom!”
“Nice going Loser…” Hand said as they ran like hell.
Soon Hand and Luke got separated and Luke came across Darth Waiter, who took out his lifesaver (A/N I used to call light sabers “lifesavers” I was 5!!! Gard…) “I knew your father well young Luke. He was a JACKASS!!”
“How- how do you know about my father?” Luke shouted.
“Because Luke…” he gave a dramatic pause as dramatic music started to play, “I am your half brother!”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” Luke fell to the ground, “wait half brother? Who the hell is your mother then?”
“Dante.” Waiter said filing his nails.
“EWWW… not a mental image I wanted.” Luke was a bit green as his eye twitched.
“You think that’s gross? Try giving her a foot massage,” Waiter turned pale remembering the week before.
“Let’s kill her!” Luke said turning his hand into a fist.
“Ya!” so the evil Darth Waiter and Luke Sleepwalker joined forces and kicked Dante’s wrinkly old ass.
Epilogue!
Luke Sleepwalker became a Sizzlord along side Darth Waiter.
Darth Waiter owned over a BILLION restaurants through out the galaxy including Denny’s.
Hand Solo still can’t keep a girlfriend.
Princess Lela is still stuck in the kitchens washing dishes.
C3-P-PWNED now owns a cat sanctuary.
R2-CU opened a fast food restaurant until it was closed due to costumers never coming out. But still he made some damn good burgers!
Furbacca was never seen again after going into R2-CU’s restaurant.
Obi-None Kanobi has 15 girlfriends.
AND SO THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!! Except Furbacca.

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Monday, May 15, 2006

FINIALLY FINISHED CHAPTER... whatever this is
I kept my eyes on the ground frustrated. The wind was blowing my hair lightly just enough for it to get in my face. I pushed it behind my ear I stopped for a moment and looked around it was dark out. I should go home. I looked around again to find out where the hell I was. “Oh crap.” I was at least a few miles away from my bakery.
I looked at a near by sign I gave a short sigh, “Well hell. This will take forever,” I hit my forehead noticing I was talking to myself, “shut up stupid.”
I turned down a street walking as fast as I could. I started to jog after while and caught up to a run then to a fast sprint. I was getting tired but I only tried to go faster. I felt like my heart was being crushed I couldn’t shake a thought from my mind, that more people will die. I thought of my friends for a second. What if Mercy is killed… or Havoc… I tried hard to shake it out of my head. I couldn’t help but clench my teeth together to stop the fear that was rising in my heart.
I looked around to see my progress I was maybe half of the way there, “Hell in a hand basket!” I started to run again. I was losing my breath I slowed down and put my hands on my knees to catch my breath.
“Aki? Is that you?” I heard a familiar voice call out. Looking up it was Riza.
“Hey Riza. Nice to see you out of work for once.” I smiled casually. Her hair was down I never really realized how long her hair was.
“I know. It seems every time I see you you’re in a hospital bed.” She joked.
“It’s not like I can help it.” I sighed.
“You should be more careful. The Lieutenant worries a lot about you.” She smiled.
“Ya I can tell.” I scratched the back of my head.
She looked at her watch, “I should get going. I’ll see you at work tomorrow,” she started to walk away she turned around after a few feet, “Oh and I hope that you don’t get shot again. The colonel says that he’s just about ready to shoot you himself.” She laughed.
“I’ll keep that in mind.” I gave her one last smile before heading off again. I looked at the bakery for a few seconds. I took a deep breath before walking in. I opened the door with a blank expression on my face.
“Is that true that you went out with the colonel?” Mercy shouted.
I looked at her frustrated. I patted her head, “Yes now drop it.” I paused, “Mercy, we need to move to an actual house. There is no way I’m raising you here.”
“Moving? I’m fine here though. I’ve almost been here my whole life.”
I scratched my head, “We’re moving that’s final.” I walked up stairs.
I caught a small glimpse of what Katie said before I closed my door, something along the lines of, “What’s with her?”
I sat on my bed and drifted off into the back of mind I was swung back into reality by a knock on my door. “Aki?”
“Come in.” I sighed. Mercy peered in the door, “hey kid what’s up?”
“Remember what I asked earlier?” she sat next to me.
“About Roy?” I questioned raising an eyebrow.
“No! About teaching me alchemy.” She fumed.
“Right alchemy. No. I won’t teach you a thing until you promise to not go after the philosopher’s stone or try a human transmutation.” I poked her in the forehead.
“But-!” she exclaimed.
“I don’t want you to go threw what I have to.” I looked at my auto male arm making it into a fist, “This is the price I’ve paid to bring back Justin’s soul. Think of the price you’ll pay to bring back her life.”
“I don’t care what the price is, I’ll bring her back!” she yelled.
“No you won’t. You’ll fail and you’ll be gone forever from all of our lives.”
“What do you mean?”
“Remember the Elric brothers? Alphonse lost his body due to a human transmutation. Ed lost both his left leg and right arm for his mother and brother. I can’t betray my old friend.”
She lowered her eyes.
“Your sister made me promise that if she left I would protect you with my life. I can’t let her down.”
“She said that.” Her tear stained face looked at me.
“Stop crying. If you don’t I’ll start crying. You know how much I hate that.” I said in a calm tone.
“Listen I have a cot in the attic I’ll get it out but you have to help me. Okay?”
She nodded drying her tears. I stood up and offered her my hand she got up with out my help I smiled. We both walked out I looked at everyone downstairs they stared back.
“Hey you dumb Asses can you help us? I need to get a cot out of the attic. So help or you die.”
“I guess I’ll help. Though I really don’t want to.” Kafele stood up and walked next to us.
“Any others? Oh come on!” I pouted.
“Oh no not the pout! I couldn’t stand it then and I can’t stand it now!” James looked away trying to ignore it. He looked at me again I was still pouting.
“The pout commands you James.” I said sweetly.
“Aw fine!” he stood up and stomped up the stairs next to us.
“Okay! I think we have enough people! Let us go my mindless slaves to work!” I walked over to the attic. I pulled on a small rope a latter came down. I climbed up, “Kafele come up here you need to help me find it.”
“Fine…” he climbed up with me. He was walking around the attic it was pitch dark. “OW!! I think I hit something.”
“That would be the caught smart ass.”
“Shut it.”
I flipped him off. Giving him the death glare before someone turned on a light. “Where the hell are you?” I started to search for him. I ran into something, “that you?”
“Yes.” I took my hands back.
“Good. Now help me get the cot down.”
“Do I have to?”
I hit him across the head. “Shut up and help damn it!”
I picked up an end of the cot he picked up the other side. I carried it down the latter. “Whoa! Heads up!” the cot fell down almost landing on me.
“Watch what you’re doing dumb ass!”
“Sorry!” Kafele shouted back at me.
“Ya you better be! You almost amputated my toes off!” I said picking up the cot.
We all grabbed a corner and picked it up carrying it to my room. I pushed the door open with my hip and rotated the cot so it could fit threw the door. We all put the cot down and started to set it up.
I stood up triumphantly, “Finally! I finished!” I smiled.
“ ‘You?’” Kafele yelled sitting on the small bed.
I stood in silence “Uh… well…” I said bleakly, “oh shut up.” I hit him in the head, “now if you guys want you can leave. Of coarse I have work tomorrow so I would like to go to sleep at some point in time.”
“Good I’m out of here.” Kafele stood up shoving his hands into his pockets.
“See you tomorrow Aki.” James followed him.
“Aki do you really go to bed this early?” Mercy stared at me in interest.
“When you’re in the military kid you have to get used to it. That and the colonel would kick my ass if I was late again.” I moaned.
I walked out onto the staircase telling everyone to go home or I’d kick they’re asses. Nicollette scowled at me and go up telling me to bite her. Glared at her for a moment and stuck my tongue at her. “Leave damn it. I need to sleep and I don’t have time to waste.” I sighed.
“Don’t have to tell me twice.” She walked out the door. I gave a short sigh. Katie looked at me and laughed uncomfortably.
“I’ll be leaving to…” she sped out the door.
“Mercy. Let’s get some sleep okay?” I smiled at her she was standing in the doorway of my room. I walked over and messed up her hair I ran over and jumped onto my bed almost falling off the other side. I sprawled to stay on and ended up falling on my side hitting the ground with a hard thud.
Mercy clapped with a smile. I grabbed the bed and jumped back onto it. I looked at the ceiling without noticing I started to sing,


How can I repay you sister of mine?
How I can I expect you to forgive?
Clinging to the past I shared our blood.
And shattered your chance to live.

Though I knew the laws I paid no heed.
How can I return your wasted breath?
What I did not know has cost you dear,
For there is no cure for death…

My vision blurred and I could feel hot tears running down my cheek. I covered my eyes with my hand to disguise my expression. I couldn’t hide my sobbing. I sat up drying my tears the best I could. She looked at me, “Aki? Why is it that your life is filled with so much pain and death?” the room fell silent.
“I can’t answer that. I’m still trying to figure it out for myself, but I promise you that I won’t let you see as many deaths as me. I never want to you to go threw the hell that have to withstand.” I laid my head back onto my pillow. The room was dead silent all that could be heard was the soft cry of a cricket, “now get some sleep. It’s getting late.” I turned over in my bed the light flicked off.
“Ya night.” I heard her bed creak as she lay on her bed.
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“Havoc?” I yelled. I was running blindly threw a building looking for him. I ran past an open door something caught my eye I stopped and looked into the porthole. I widened my eyes in shock, “oh god…” I cried. I walked over to the mangled body I dropped to my knees and turned over the body slowly hoping that I was wrong. I felt tears well up in my eyes I looked at his face, “Havoc!” I held his cold body in my hands and hugged him tears fell onto the ground, “I’m sorry!” I repeated. I looked at him again blood drooled from his mouth, his eyes shut, he looked like he was at peace the serene look on his face made it look like he was asleep. I cried over his body as I remembered everything we had done. “This can’t… you promised...” I sobbed. I grabbed my own gun and put it under my chin. Tears came down my cheek I clenched my teeth hard. Ready to pull the trigger, “I’m sorry… for everything…” I pulled the trigger.
I opened my eyes wide I sat up and looked around I was still in my room. The sun lit the room I looked at the clock it was five in the morning. I rubbed my eyes trying desperately to forget everything. I got out of my bed and looked at Mercy’s peaceful face. I smiled a little I walked into my bathroom and looked into the mirror. I sighed and turned on my shower. I sat there for what seemed forever. I finally got out drying my hair I pulled on my uniform. I combed my hair and tied it up into a tight bun. I walked out the smell of food filled my nose. I wandered down stairs “Hey!” Mercy smiled. I sat down at a small table. She looked at me in concern, “What’s with the face kiddo?”
“Last night while you were sleeping… you were yelling that you were sorry. What were you dreaming about?” I looked at her I never talked in my sleep.
“It was stupid. Forget it.” I sighed.
“You were crying Aki. What were you dreaming about?”
“More death what else?” I sighed moodily.
“Whose?” Mercy asked me getting impatient.
“Jean’s.” I sat down and shielded my eyes from the light, but I was really covering the tears.
“Aki? Are you…?”
“Shut up… I want to see you watch people die and not cry!” I pounded on the table.
“Your right I’m sorry. I forgot what you’ve gone threw.” She looked down her eyes becoming shadowed.
I stayed silent for a moment until I raised my voice to change the subject, “Mercy. I’ll teach you everything I know! Everything about alchemy!” a smile lit up her sad face, “after all… your all you’re my ‘daughter’” she smiled tears forming her eyes to the brim.
“ ‘Daughter…’” she said with her heart in her throat.
“Ya kid. I’ll be here. You’ll have a home to go to not to mention a family.”
“Ya and you have to go to work in a few minutes.” She laughed. I looked at the clock.
“Oh shit!” I almost fell out of my chair at the time, “see ya small stuff. Aww crap! The colonel is going to kill me or worse discharge me!” I panicked.
“Don’t you mean- oh never mind.” She sighed.
I zipped out the door my stomach growled loudly. I punched myself to make it stop. I flinched at the self-inflicted pain. I ran up the steps of HQ trying not to slip and fall. I signed myself in and walked up to Roy’s office. I stepped in and looked around. “Damn lost that bet!” Falman handed Breda a stack of cens. I rolled my eyes shutting the door behind me. I looked around something was missing.
“Hey where’s Havoc?” I questioned looking around suspiciously.
“You’ll see in a moments time.” Riza said not looking away from her book. I looked around a little afraid of being tackled by him. Instead the door opened Havoc had a stack of paper work. He set them in front of me. I looked at them like it was my last meal.
“Courtesy of the colonel.” Havoc sighed.
“Damn him. I’ll give him credit for not giving me paper work in person though.” I hit my head on the desk, “he knows I hate paper work.” I sighed.
I grabbed the first paper and started to read it. Filling out forms, reading, filling out more forms, and more reading the process continued while everyone was talking about the up coming assessments. “DONE!!!” I rejoiced.
“And they all rejoiced…” Breda said plainly.
“Yeaaaaaaaaaah….” Havoc said dully.
Everyone looked at Breda and Havoc like rabid squirrels had just maimed them and stole their wallets. Roy walked into the office we looked at him, “Hey colonel.” I glared at him.
“Major it’s nice to see you at work for once.” He smirked.
I sighed, “I should punch your face in for giving me so much paper work.”
“I could have you discharged for threatening your superior.”
“I wouldn’t have to see your smug ass face.” We exchanged glares.
“Quit it you too. You’re going to burn holes in the wall.” Breda joked.
“The real reason I’ve come here is to tell Aki that,” I raised an eyebrow at him, “you have a longer shift today.”
“You better be joking or I’ll be forced to stab your face until people can’t recognize you.” I glared.
“No joke Frost.” He smiled.
“DAMN!” I moaned hitting my head on the table again. “You’re the reason I go threw so many punching bags.” I pointed to him glaring.
“I’ve seen her shred one up once. She set it on fire to.” Falman commented.
“She set it on fire too?” Furey’s eyes widened.
“Remind me to never get on your bad side.” Breda inched away.
“I’ve seen her toss one across the gym before.” Riza mumbled.
“Yes and all because of you.” I shot Roy a death glare.
“Not my problem you have anger issues. That’s your problem not mine,” he raised an eyebrow at me.
“The only thing I have a problem with is your attitude and your smug smile.” I rested my head on my balled fist. There was a knock on the door we turned to look at it.
It opened wide a thin, pale man stood at the doorway. “Major you have a visitor.”
I stood up and followed him outside a women with oddly familiar hair stood with her back to me. She turned around I turned pale I tried to run away but she caught me before I could, “No let me go!” I begged.
“There’s no way! You thought you could run away from me couldn’t you!” she tossed me up in the air. I fell to the ground with a hard thud.
“No have mercy!” I sobbed.
“Who are you?” the man who had escorted me out said.
“I’m pissed!” she grabbed me again and tossed me into a wall. I grabbed my head.
“Damn it that hurt!” I rubbed my head.
She grabbed my shirt and picked me up I glared at her. She punched me the face and dropped me, “What made you think that you could just run away without telling me?” she yelled.
“I’m sorry!” I kneeled in front of her.
“An apology is not going to cut it this time!” she kicked me.
“I’ve taught you how to protect yourself! Yet you can’t even use it against me!”
“I’m sorry teacher!” I groveled.
“Why didn’t you tell me you were leaving? You were like a daughter to me!” she snarled.
She grabbed my wrist and threw me up again. Oh yes the good old days of flying threw the air waiting for the impact of “soft” ground. I fell on my back.
“Had enough?” she glared. I stood up and looked at her.
“You know the answer to that, Kari.” I smiled.
“Who the hell are you?” the man shouted pointing to Kari.
“An old friend of mine. Don’t worry.” I smirked.
“I’ve been looking for you.” Kari glared.
“Sorry I didn’t tell you I was leaving. I thought it wasn’t that important.” I said sarcastically looking up at the lounge’s window. Everyone was standing at the window watching the fight.
“Wasn’t important?” she yelled. I snapped back and gave her my full attention. She punched me across the face. I spat out some blood that was forming in my mouth.
I looked at her, “I’m sorry.” I said softly.
“You can try that all you want it will never work.” She scoffed.
I took a deep breath, “I’m sorry alright? I know what I did was wrong, but I had to. I have something I need to do,” I looked at my auto male.
“Revenge your parents?” she sighed, “I thought I taught you better then that Aki.”
I stayed silent trying to form the words I want.
“I taught you about the world around you. I taught you the most important of things, yet you forget as soon as leave.”
I shrink into my shoulders she walked up to me. I winced getting ready for another punch in the face. I was right I got a swift slap across the face I smirked.
“It’s been a while since I got my ass kicked. I’d say half a day. How about it teach?” I smiled.
“Sure. Just because you’re in the military now doesn’t mean I’m going to go easy on you.”
“I know.” I laughed, “Lighten up.”
We glared at each other, “ready?” Kari scoffed.
“As I’ll ever be.” I said sarcastically.
We ran at each other I went to kick her but she grabbed my leg and spun me in mid air, throwing me back to the ground. I caught my fall and jumped back up, Kari looked at me surprised. I ran back at her again I got ready to punch her; she grabbed my arm and tossed me to the side. I hit the wall hard; I coughed harshly into my hand. I was lifted onto my feet I just looked at Kari’s angry face. She started to cough hard into her hand kneeling onto the ground. “Teacher!” I yelled.
She looked at me sadly, “Aki, there is another reason I came out here to see you.” I gave her a questioning look, “I’m not sure if I should tell you yet or not.”
“Tell me please!” I commanded.
“No not yet. I’m afraid of how you’ll react.” She looked at me with meadow green eyes.
“No I’ll be fine. Just tell me.” I started to get concerned.
“No you have work to do. I’ll be leaving I’m at this hotel though. Pay me a visit after work and then I’ll tell you.” She handed me a piece of paper that had Carnation Inn Room 12 on it. When I looked up from the paper she was gone. I shoved the note in my pocket and headed back inside fuming.
I opened the door getting awkward stares, “What?” I raised an eyebrow at them.
“Who was she?” Havoc questioned me.
I gave a laugh, “Her? She’s my old teacher! Don’t worry about it!”
“Wait if you’re a skilled fighter then shouldn’t you have been able to beat her? She looked like she was in her thirties!” Breda exclaimed.
“I haven’t beaten that bitter old women once.” I said through shuteyes I realized something and my eyes snapped open, “no one tell her I said that! She’ll kill me!”
“Oh ho! I got dirt on you!” Breda snickered I hit him with my auto male, “geez! Did you have to use the auto male?” he yelled.
“Oh okay.” I hit him with my other arm.
“Quit it!” He yelled at me rubbing his head.
I smiled, “That’s what you get dumb ass.”
Roy busted down the door, “Major emergency! Scar has been located.”

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Sunday, May 7, 2006

here's Day 3 of survivor! (lol so sorry that it tokk forever! The new Aki chapter will be up soon)
* The man team*
Greed: *wakes up at 7:24 * *looks around * damn it I’m still here.
Envy: shut up greed. *Curls up into a ball and falls asleep *
Ed: Shut up the both of you.
Roy: *sits up and tosses a hermit crab at Ed’s head * Shut it Fullmetal. * Hermit crab pinches the end of Ed’s braid * *Stands up and tries to shake it off * *crab lands on havoc *
Havoc: WTF? *Looks at the crab * *flicks it off * damn things. *Crab lands on Kimbley *
Kimbley: *crab falls on his face * WTH? * picks up the crab and explodes it * *looks around * Why are all of you up?
Everyone: *gives greed a death glare *
Envy: Blame ultimate ass over there.
Kimbley: Damn it! I was having a dream of the Ishbalan Massacre to!
Roy: Is that all you think about?
Kimbley: Pretty much…
Everyone: -_-
Kimbley: What? I loved that war! I got to explode so many people!
Roy: God he’s so crazy…
Havoc: Ya think?
Ed: I doubt it…
Roy: *grabs his gloves *
Ed: *gets up and runs away *
Roy: Get back here! *Runs after him *
Havoc: … what ever…. *rolls over and goes to sleep *
Envy: Well now that I’m a wake I might as well get food… Greed you bastard… *walks away *
*Team Harem *
Everyone: *awake *
Riza: I wonder what torture we’ll go threw today.
Lust: don’t remind me.
Ross: Maybe they’ll spare us….
Sloth: doubt it…
Winry: I LOVE AUTO MALE!!! ^^
Everyone: -_-‘
Izumi: *starting the fire again * damn fires!
Riza: Calm down Izumi-Kun
Izumi: Sorry…
POOF
Lust: fuck….
Nikki: Hello ladies. I’m sorry about this, but we didn’t get enough people to vote so I’m sorry. Kelsey has a good challenge quiet interesting actually.
Sloth: What do you mean by that?
Nikki: Well… it will last a whole week.
Lust: oh crap…
Nikki: It’s not as bad as you think. Though you will be cursed.
Ross: Cursed?
Nikki: nothing really bad just stay clear of water after it starts.
Izumi: Why?
Nikki: Kelsey shall explain. So if you all come with me we can start this. I already got those damn boys over there so let us go.
Lust: What so you’re doing everything today?
Nikki: No Kels is getting the supplies.
*At the plane *
Ed& Envy: *beating the crap out of each other… again*
Nikki: Stop it you two!! RIGHT NOW!! *Death glare *
Ed & Envy: *stop * yes ma’am….
Nikki: *stands in front of everyone * Kelsey should be here in about a-
Poof!
Kelsey: Hey ppl! Guess what I’ve been cursed four times! *holding red and blue urns *
Nikki: How the hell did you do that?
Kelsey: I kept falling in!! I turned into a duck, cat, dog and a guy!
Everyone: WTH???
Nikki: Please tell me you went into the spring of drowned girl! (A/N: Ya Ranma ½ fans squeal now!!)
Kelsey: YES!! God!
Nikki: Good… * grabs the urns in Kelsey’s hands and places them on a two tables *
Kelsey: Here’s the deal! Guy’s take the blue vases girls take red. Now each one contains a certain cursed water. You are to take one and splash it over your head. All but one will turn you into some animal. The ones that don’t change you into an animal change your gender I just hope that Roy or Havoc don’t get that certain urn.
Greed: Why are we doing this?
Kelsey: shut up Greed…
Nikki: Okay we’ll call up one person from each team at a time got it?
Kelsey: ya so… Greed and Riza you guys are up!
Greed & Riza: *walk up to the two tables, picks up an urn and splashes it over their heads *
Greed: *squealing *
Riza: BARK!!!
Kelsey: OMG!!! Greed got the spring of drowned pig! How cute!! ^^
Nikki: And Riza has officially become a “dog” of the military… I’m sorry that was a bad joke…
Kelsey: damn right it was…
Nikki: Next up, Izumi and Havoc…
Kelsey: *thinking-OMG… *
Izumi: *examines them carefully * *picks one up * SPLASH! WTF? I Don’t feel different…
Kelsey: check again…
Izumi: *looks at herself * OH SHIT I’M A GUY!!!
Havoc: oh cool please let me turn into a girl… *picks one up and dumps it on his head * ….
Kelsey: KAWAII!!
Nikki: oh wow… Havoc’s a cat…
Kelsey: Oh how cute! *Picks up the havoc kitty and scratches his head *
Havoc: *purring *
Nikki: *hits her head * that’s just weird…
Kelsey: next up is Ed and I guess lust! *Still scratching havoc kitty *
Ed: *walks up nervously * uh… do I have to?
Nikki: Just do it Edward…
Ed: *sigh * *picks one up * *dumps it over his head *
Roy: HOLY CRAP!!!
Ed: *looks at himself or should I say HERSELF * *nose bleed *
Roy: *walks up to Ed * I know this might be odd coming from a comrade but, how about dinner sometime?
Ed: *slaps Roy across the face * HELL NO COLONEL DUMB ASS!!! *in a very famine voice *
Roy: Oh come on.
Ed: Hell no! I’ll send uh… Kelsey after you!
Roy: I’m so scared…
Nikki: I would be if I were you…
Roy: no shit? Really?
Nikki: Yes… she scares me sometimes…
Kelsey: kay shut up! We all know I’m insane so drop it…can we please move on?
Lust: *just watching * … *looks at the urns * *dumps one on her head * …
Kelsey: Hey look she’s a panda! Here! *Hands here a sign with paper and a pen * now can we PLEASE move on?
Nikki: *sigh * yes…. I call up Winry and Envy
Envy: *looks at the urns * *twitch * *grabs one and dumps it over his head * …
Kelsey: *laughing * OMG!!! He’s an F’in duck!
Envy: QUACK!!!
Kelsey: *falls over *
Winry: … *picks one up at random and dumps it on herself * meow!!
Kelsey: she’s a cat too?
Nikki: yup apparently…
Havoc: Oo
Winry: =^-^= mew!!!
Kelsey: that’s stupid… I call up Roy and sloth
Sloth: …. *Picks one up and quickly pours it on herself * …. Squeal!!
Kelsey: Oh look! She’s a piggy to!!
Nikki: *hits herself in the head * baka…
Roy: …. *Dumps one on his head * WOOF!!!
Kelsey: Oh look! He’s a dog of the military too! *Snicker *
Nikki: which is weird…
Kelsey: as hell… any way I call up Ross and Kimble!!
Kimbley: … *sigh * *grabs one and splashes it on his face * ….
Kelsey: OMFG!!!! *Laughing *
Nikki: he’s a panda!!! *Laughing really hard * OMG!!!
Kimbley: *death glare *
Kelsey: here use this to talk! *Hands him a sign with paper attached to it and a pen hanging off a chain * *laughing *
Kimbley: *writing * “I’m going to kill you!”
Kelsey: sure you are panda boy!!
Ed: *laughing *
Lust: *writing * “Not if I kill them first!”
Sloth: Oink!!
Ross: quack?
Kelsey: Okay… okay… calm down… to turn back to normal all you have to do is poor hot water on yourself… got it? You will turn back into a cat, dog or panda when under cold water.
Ed: That sucks!
Izumi: I agree with Edward.
Kelsey: Here’s the challenge this is the rainy season. And there are rivers everywhere. If you fall into one the only way you can change back is if you come to one of us. We’re the only ones with hot water. There for the only ones that can change you back.
Nikki: You can find us here or you can sing a verse of “Waka Laka” which I know none of you will do. Well Winry might.
Kelsey: Ya that was her idea not mine so hit her in face.
Nikki: Yes I wanted to tick you guys off for once…
Kelsey: With that said we can change you all back now… *gets a teakettle out * line up people! Err… animals and people…
Everyone: *lines up *
Kelsey: *splashes water on everyone * better?
Lust: I’m a panda?!
Nikki: yes we already went over that.
Havoc: I like being a cat…
Ed: I don’t want to be a girl…
Izumi: Quit whining Edward.
Ed: Yes teacher…
Greed: … I’m a pig?
Kelsey: yep! Just like in real life!!
Kimbley: OOO!! BURN!!! *Snicker *
Greed: Shut it you fucking panda…
Kimbley: *death glare *
Nikki: Yo stupid assess! Pay attention!
Kelsey: Here’s the deal… go to your team’s campsite and try to live with these curses!
Everyone: *thinking: do we have to? *
Nikki: go… or I’ll send rabid fan girls after you or worse Kelsey.
Kelsey: YA!!! I’ll cut your heart out with a grape fruit spoon!!
Kimbley: damn… that’s pretty creative…
Kelsey: Ya so? I have an over active imagination! I do this on a regular bases.
Greed: ya your scary.
Kelsey: YOUR FACE IS SCARY!!!!!
Kimbley: I’ll say it again… BURN!!!!!!
Roy: I’ll burn your face off…
Kimbley & Roy: *exchanging death glares*
Kelsey: *throws drift wood at both of them * * hits Roy in the head and Kimbley just explodes it *
Nikki: go now… or… *looks at Kelsey*
Kelsey: I’LL PUNCH YOUR FACE IN!!!!
Everyone: O_o *runs away*
Kelsey: … I’ll be in my trailer… *walks off *
Nikki: OO wait you have a trailer? I have a tree house…
Kelsey: I know… cuz I rock and you suck… * Turns on her ipod *boom boom boom let me hear you say wayo!
Nikki: WTF?? WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT?!
Kelsey: Shut up! This is my favorite song!! *Singing “boom boom boom” *
Nikki: -_-‘
Kelsey: SHWEET!!! And all the girlies say “I’m pretty fly for a white guy!”
Nikki: *walks away*
Kelsey: *singing “Pretty Fly” by Offspring *
Nikki: *sweat drop *
* Man team *
Kimbley: *depressed * p-p-panda?
Ed: shut up at least you don’t turn into a women.
Roy: Fullmetal are you sure you don’t-
Envy: *hits Roy in the head * DROP IT!
Greed: Why am I the one who has to turn into a pig?
Envy: Cuz you suck.
Greed: yes I do drink out of straws thanks for noticing.
Envy: *death glare* *turns into Greed * I’m a TOTAL pimp!!
Greed: ya so?
Greed 2: I think I’m SO cool! But really I’m just a nerd! I love STAR TREK!!!
Greed 1: TAKE THAT BACK!!!
Greed 2: BEAM ME UP SCOTTY!!
Greed 1: *starts chasing Envy around *
Everyone: *sigh * -_-‘
Greed 2: SET PHASERS TO KILL!! *Does Spock hand thing * LIVE LONG AND PROSPER!!
Greed 1: STOP THAT!!
Greed 2: okay… USE THE FORCE!!!
Havoc: EWWW….
Greed 2: NOT LIKE THAT!! >.o
Havoc: well still… EWW….
Greed: 1: Shut up you spiky haired palm tree freak!
Greed 2: Nope! You were like my brother! You were to stop the sith not join them!
Roy: you’re the one who’s the nerd.
Greed 2: *gasp * I am not!
Everyone: yes you are….
Greed 2: *turns back into Envy* I AM NOT!!!
Ed: fine. How many languages does C3-PO know?
Envy: …. Over a million…
Havoc: *coughGEEKcough*
Everyone except Envy: *nod *
Envy: *depressed *
Kimbley: *sigh * why a panda?
Roy: okay that’s it! *Snaps *
Kimbley: CRAP!! *Running around in circles on fire * PUT ME OUT!!
Greed: *splashes cold water on him *
Kimbley in panda form: *scribble * “You bastard…”
Greed: and proud of it.
Kimbley: *walking to the crashed plane * *mumbling *
Greed: *maniacal laughter *
Everyone: Oo’
*Team harem *
Lust: *sigh *
Winry: What’s wrong Lust-sama?
Lust: *glare * panda…
Izumi: better then turning into a guy.
Riza: yea I bet.
Ross: or a duck… wait…
Riza: did you just notice that ducks couldn’t drown?
Ross: *sigh * yes…
Sloth: *clapping sarcastically *
Ross: shut up…
Riza: sorry but I can’t believe you didn’t notice that earlier.
???: BAHHHHHH!!!!
Winry: YES!! CAUGHT SOMETHING!!! *runs over to the “anti pervert barrier” *
Everyone: *looks in the hole *
Lust: Kimbley?
Kimbley: *writing * “It’s not what you think! I got lost!”
Sloth: Sure you did…
Kimbley: *writing fast * “I WAS!!!”
Lust: Sure… that’s what you say… err... write…
Riza: *points gun at Kimbley * what the hell are you doing here?
Kimbley: *Writing as fast as he can * “I TOLD YOU! I GOT LOST!”
Lust: Where are the others?
Kimbley: *writing * “Back at camp”
Sloth: good…
Lust: who says that we should tie Kimbley up and give him a make over?
Everyone except Kimbley: AYE!
Kimbley: *tries to get out of the hole * * thinking: my manly hood depends on my escape! Must climb up! * *Scratching at the wall franticly *
Everyone: *has make up of some sort or a rope * *jumps down into the hole and ties up Kimbley *
Kimbley: *Thinking: NO!!! STAY BACK!!! I HAVE REIBIES!!! I’LL BITE YOU!!! *
20 minutes later…..
Kimbley: *wearing lipstick, rouge, eye shadow, and has nail polish on * *twitching *
Lust: well then Kimbley we all have learned something today.
Sloth: for one a panda with make up on is hilarious and two…
Winry: You’re an autumn!
Kimbley: *thinking: kill me now! * *Anime tears *
Lust: Come on guys lets go and give him back to the boys…
Sloth: we’re evil as hell.
Izumi: That’s what makes us so great!
POOF
Kimbley: *thinking: OH CRAP! *
Kelsey: *takes a picture * Hello black mail! *Disappears *
Riza: … okay…
Everyone: *takes Kimbley to Man team *
*man team *
Havoc: Geez you’d think Kimbley would be back by now.
Greed: seeing how it’s him he probably got lost.
Roy: I bet
Rustle
Everyone: WTF?
Riza: Hello gentle men!
*All the women drop Kimbley *
All the men: *laughing *
Greed: You really got lost didn’t you? *Falls over *
POOF
Nikki: holy crap Kels wasn’t lying! *Pours hot water over Kimbley * *starts laughing*
All the men: *can’t breath because they’re laughing too hard *
Lust: Okay Kimbley now what have you learned?
Kimbley: That women are devil spawns?
Lust: *hits him in the head *
Kimbley: That women are not to be trusted?
Sloth: *hits him in the head *
Kimbley: *sigh * Women rock…
Lust: Good boy! *Pats him on the head *
Kimbley: I’m going to kill you…
Nikki: *takes dozens of pictures * BLACK MAIL! *Disappears *
Kimbley: my manly hood is forever gone…
Riza: you never had one…
Greed: OOOOO!! BURN GIRLY-MAN!!
Kimbley: SHUT UP!!!
Envy: *turns into Kimbley in a dress * LOOK AT ME!! I LOVE FLOWERS!!!
Everyone except Kimbley: *laughing *
Kimbley 2: I FEEL PRETTY!! OH SO PRETTY!! I FEEL WITTY AND GITTY AND GAY!!! And I pitty any girl who isn’t me today!
Greed: LALALALALALALALALA!!
Kimbley 2: I feel charming! Oh so charming! It’s alarming how charming I feel! I’m so pretty I hardly can believe I’m real!
Greed: LALALALALALALALALA!!
Kimbley 1: BURN IN HELL!!!
Roy: Who’s that pretty girl in the mirror there?
Havoc: What mirror where?
Roy: Who can that attractive girl be??
Havoc: Which one where hum where?
Roy: Such a pretty dress such a pretty smile such a pretty girl!
Kimbley 2: I feel stunning!
Greed: So stunning!
Kimbley 2: And entrancing!
Greed: Like jumping and dancing for joy!
Kimbley 2: Cuz I’m loved by a pretty wonderful boy!
Everyone but Kimbley 1: *laughing *
Kimbley 2: *turns back into envy *
Kimbley: I’m so going to kill you…
Envy: keep saying that man-lady…
Kimbley *anime vein * *twitch *
Havoc: *gasping for breath * *starts laughing again *
Kimbley: tell this to any one and I will make you go splodey…
Ed: Sure! *Fingers crossed * *thinking: I can’t wait to tell Al this! *
Riza: We’re going back now. *Laughing again *
All the girls: *walk away laughing *
Kimbley: Untie me now… *death glare *
Everyone: *looks at Ed *
Ed: Why me?
Roy: because we’re smarter then you.
Ed: that’s BS… *walks over to Kimbley and unties him *
Kimbley: *stands up * DIE!!! *Starts chasing everyone *
Greed: Crap, Crap, CRAP!!
Havoc: GAH!!!
Ed: *running way ahead of the group * I’m too young to die!
Roy: I’m too sexy to die!
Havoc: I’m too lonely to die!
Greed: I’m too awesome to die!
Envy: I’m to cool to die!
Roy: quick! If your smart go into the water!
Kimbley: You won’t get away that easily!!
Everyone: *jumps into the water *
Ed: GAH!! Why the hell did I follow you!? *Points at Roy *
Roy: Grrrr… *subtitle: cuz I rock *
Envy: *floating on top of the water * Quack
Havoc & Greed: *flailing in the water *
Kimbley: *growls * *subtitle: I’m going to kill you all! *
POOF
Kelsey: OMG!! Havoc! *dives in the water * *has Havoc kitty in her arms * *swims back to shore *
Havoc: *cough *
Kelsey: *looks at everyone else * you can get out on your own…
Greed: oink, oink, oinky *Subtitle: gee thanks… * (A/N: yes OINKY!!! Got a problem with that?)
Everyone: *drags himself or herself onto land *
Ed: *Lies on the ground for a few minutes * *glares at Kelsey * Why couldn’t you save us?
Kelsey: Because I love Havoc not you…
Roy: worf *subtitle: ooooooo… burn *
Ed: I don’t know what you said but I should kick your ass for saying it…
Roy: *death glare *
Envy: *looks at Ed * *evil little spark * *pecks Ed in the head *
Ed: QUIT IT!!! *Whacking Envy *
Kelsey: *splashes hot water on Envy * quit it… your squawking is getting annoying..
Envy: did that have to be so hot? >,<
Kelsey: yes…
Envy: You’re evil…
Kelsey: What can I say? The devil tips his hat to me.
All: Oo *thinking: god she’s crazy. *
Kelsey: What?
Ed: *turns his head * nothing…
Envy: just the usual… we think your crazy…
Kelsey: ya… but it sucks to be this crazy… *sniff *
Everyone: *stares at her *
Kelsey: quit it!
Everyone: *looks away *
Kelsey: *evil grin * *splashes everyone with hot water *
Kimbley: someone tell me that I’m still not wearing make up…
Envy: you aren’t you still have lipstick though…
Kimbley: damn it! * Wipes his mouth with his sleeve *
Roy and *snicker * you still have nail polish on!
Greed: ya it’s really hard to be threatening when you have nail polish on…
Kelsey: did you get a manicure?
Kimbley: *sigh * yes…
Everyone: *snicker *
Kelsey: Don’t worry Kimbley! I’ll return you to your former glory! *Triumphant pose*
25 minutes later…
Kimbley: NO MORE NAIL POLISH!!!!
Kelsey: or make up…
Kimbley: YEA!!!
Envy: *turns into Kimbley again *
Kimbley 2: I’m a transvestite!
Kimbley 1: Don’t you start that again.
Kimbley 2: *picks a flower * I LOVE N’SYNC!!!
Kimbley 1: Oh you’re so dead palm tree boy…
Kimbley 2: I love you Gerard Way!!
Kimbley 1: *anime vein *
Kimbley 2: I love bunnies!
Everyone: *laughing *
Kimbley 1: *anime veins all over and an evil aura surrounding him *
Kimbley 2: I love yaoi!!!
Kimbley 1: THAT’S IT!! SPLODEY TIME FOR PALM TREE BOY!!!! *Chasing Kimbley 2 *
Kelsey: total slaughter… total slaughter… I won’t leave a single man alive… la de da de die… Genocide… la de da de die an ocean of blood… let’s begin the killing time… (A/N: YESH!!! I love Vash’s little death song!)
Greed: wow… that was so morbid…
Kelsey: Thank you!
Kimbley 1: DIE YOU SPIKY HAIRED BI-GENDERED FREAK!!
Kimbley 2: I’m a guy!
Ed: sure you are….
Kimbley 2: *turns into a shorter Ed * (A/N: damn that’s one short Ed! Oo Ed: *kills me*)
Ed 2: I’m so short!!
Ed 1: WHO YOU CALLING A MOUSY LITTLE SHRIMP WHO GETS LOST IN THE CARPET FIBERS??
Ed 2: YOU!!! It’s a world of laughter and a world of tears; it’s a world of hopes and a world of fears, there’s so much that we share. So it’s time we’re aware it’s a small world after all! It’s a small world after all! It’s a small world after all! It’s a small world after all! It’s a small small world!
Ed 1: YOU’RE SO DEAD!!!! *Transmutes a spear and chases him around *
Ed 2: I’m a LITTLE teapot short and stout! Here is my handle and here is my spout! When I get all steamed hear me shout! Just tip me over and pour me out!
Ed 1: DIEEEEEEE!!!
Ed 2: Who wears SHORT shorts?
Ed 1: *shakes his fist at Ed 2 *
Ed 2: I’m so short! Yes it’s true!
Ed 1: That’s not even a song!
Ed 2: It is now!
Everyone: -_-‘
Roy: god you guys are giving me a migraine!
Ed 2: *transforms into Roy *
Roy: oh god…
Roy 2: I’m a pyromaniac! I have 17 girlfriends! I keep stealing ALL of Havoc’s girlfriends!
Roy 1: so?
Roy 2: Oo
Ed: You can’t hurt him because he has no heart…
Roy 2: well hell….
Kelsey: why are you doing this?
Roy 2: I’m bored and I love to tick people off…
Kelsey: well then… go on…
Roy 2: *turns into Havoc *
Havoc: NOOOO!!!
Havoc 2: I’m so lonely! I can’t keep a girlfriend for over a week!
Havoc 1: That’s not true!
Havoc 2: I’m a chain smoker!
Havoc 1: well that’s true…
Havoc 2: Colonel Mustang steals all my girlfriends!
Kelsey: *grabs a knife * *puts it up to Havoc 2’s throat * say more I dare you….
Havoc 2: eep!
Havoc 1: You get him Kelsey!
Kelsey: Thanks Havoc!
Havoc 2: *turns into Lust *
Lust 2: My humps my humps my humps! My lovely little lumps!
All: *start laughing *
Roy: What cha going to do with all that ass all that ass inside them jeans?
Lust 2: I’m gonna make you scream make you scream!
Kelsey: *laughing *
Lust 2: *turns into Sloth *
Ed: oh boy…
Sloth 2: I’m tired… Wrath quit your whining! *Wags his finger *
Greed: *laughing *
Sloth 2: *turns into Izumi *
Kelsey: wow you’re bored…
Izumi 2: PREPARE YOURSELF EDWARD YOUR IN FOR A LONG LECTURE!!
Ed: oh you’re good…
Izumi 1: *kicks Izumi 2 in the back of the head *
Kelsey: when did you get here?
Izumi1: about 5 seconds ago…
Kelsey: where did you come from?
Izumi 1: from behind those bushes… *points to a bush * *all members of team harem stand up *
Izumi 2: oh crap… *turns into back to envy *
Lust: *stabs him in the face * MY HUMPS HUH???
Envy: *sits up * *rubs head * heh heh?
Sloth: *bitch slaps him *
Kelsey: ownege…
Lust: *grabs a tube of lipstick from out of nowhere *
Envy: RUN AWAY!!!
Kelsey: *grabs him * no you don’t….
Envy: *turns into Havoc * You wouldn’t let them do this to me would you?
Kelsey: *hits him in the head * stop that
Havoc 2: *turns back into Envy * I hate you…
Kelsey: DON’T CARE!!! *Pushes him towards the other girls *
Envy: NO!!!
All girls except Kelsey: *takes Envy away *
3 hours later…. (A/N: to all men… don’t piss off a girl!)
Envy: *wearing one of lust’s dresses * *has make up and a bunch of jewelry on *
Kimbley: now you know how it feels…
Envy: *shutter *
Kelsey: *takes a picture *
Envy: I’m going to kill you…
Kimbley: muhahahaha!!!
Kelsey: hey earrings!
Lust: ya he didn’t have pierced ears so we had to pierce them ourselves.
Envy: it hurts…
Havoc: LOSER!! *points at him and laughs *
Riza: you want some too?
Havoc: EEP!
FWOOSH!
Nikki: WHAT THE HELL?
Kelsey: Yeaaaaaaaaaa….
Nikki: explain this…
Roy: Envy kept turning into people and made fun of them. When he was lust he started singing, “My humps” that was great…
Lust: *death glares Roy *
Nikki: We have to start counseling right now!
Kelsey: oh crap is it that time already?
Nikki: YES!! LET’S GO!!! *Snaps *
* at the plane crash site *
Kelsey: I’m the councilor today!
Nikki: yes not get it on!
Greed: That so didn’t sound right…
Nikki: *death glare *

Kelsey: First team up is Team Harem… and first is Lust
Lust: * Sits*
Kelsey: Anything on your mind?
Lust: I’m a panda????
Kelsey: yes luck of the urns…
Lust: and that stupid Envy!!
Kelsey: oh yes the “My humps” incident…
Lust: What was with that?
Kelsey: He was ‘bored’ apparently.
Lust: GAR!! I’m going to stab his eyes out!
Kelsey: he’s right outside, go and stab his eyes as much as you want…
Lust: *runs out *
SHCINK!!
Envy: GAH!!!
Kelsey: NEXT!!!

Kelsey: now for *under breath: oh god… * Winry
Winry: Hi ya!
Kelsey: hi… what’s up?
Winry: That Envy thing is a real jerk!!
Kelsey: I’m sorry… thing?
Winry: well I can’t tell if it’s a boy or girl so I call it a thing
Kelsey: that’s nice… *coughmorelikestupid*
Winry: I’m going to fix Ed’s auto male! *Skips off *
Kelsey: I hope you cut your fingers off with a wrench…

Kelsey: next is Izumi-Chan.
Izumi: hello
Kelsey: Envy is some jerk right?
Izumi: yes he is…
Kelsey: I can’t believe him.
Izumi: Ya I know…
Kelsey: any problems with the curse?
Izumi: no… I just don’t care for it much…
Kelsey: ya
*Silence! *
Izumi: I’ll be leaving….
Kelsey: okay…

Kelsey: next up… Ross
Ross: hello Kelsey
Kelsey: You were very quite today something wrong?
Ross: *sigh * no…
Kelsey: Is it that you didn’t notice that Ducks couldn’t drown?
Ross: yes…
Kelsey: ya sorry about that… but you can’t cure stupidity
Ross: I’m leaving…

Kelsey: Sloth is next…
Sloth: hello miss Sylvia…
Kelsey: hehe hi…
Sloth: That envy I swear…
Kelsey: yep a lot of people have complained about that…
Sloth: though I did get to have some fun today.
Kelsey: What the Kimbley and Envy thing? Ya I wish I could’ve helped…
Sloth: We’re attacking Greed tomorrow if you want to help…
Kelsey: Shweet!
Sloth: that will be all for today miss Sylvia.
Kelsey: bye

Kelsey: Riza!
Riza: Kelsey.
Kelsey: So did you have any fun today?
Riza: Yes a lot. I have to admit Kimbley wearing make up is to fun…
Kelsey: Looked like you had fun doing that…
Riza: I did his nails…
Kelsey: nice….
Riza: I’m going to torture him a little more…
Kelsey: okay see ya.

Kelsey: Man Team now! Kimbley get your ass in here!
Kimbley: *pissed off look on his face *
Kelsey: hi there
Kimbley: Women are devil spawns….
Kelsey: hey now you can’t be mad at me… I didn’t put make up on you
Kimbley: true… but still… Women are devil spawns…
Kelsey: okay… anything else?
Kimbley: … A panda!!!!????
Kelsey: god yes! You turn into a panda!!
Kimbley: that’s all today…
Kelsey: kay…

Kelsey: Roy…
Roy: Kelsey how are you?
Kelsey: I’m good… you?
Roy: today was great….
Kelsey: that it was….
Roy: Kimbley and Envy wearing makeup… that’s just great…
Kelsey: yes it is…
Roy: well I’m going to make fun of Kimbley some more…
Kelsey: be careful…
Roy: sure I will…

Kelsey: … *big grin * Havoc!
Havoc: Yo!
Kelsey: hi.
Havoc: today was weird.
Kelsey: but funny
Havoc: That too…
Kelsey: any problems with the curse at all?
Havoc: no but I can’t swim when I’m a cat…
Kelsey: hence me saving you…
Havoc: ya thanks for that…
Kelsey: Your welcome!
Havoc: I’m going to make fun of Envy some more…
Kelsey: Okay!

Kelsey: Okay… Envy…
Envy: hi…
Kelsey: Waz up?
Envy: I hate those stupid girls…
Kelsey: Ya well you did make fun of them…
Envy: Ya but beating me up was enough!
Kelsey: not for a girl…
Envy: I’m beginning to agree with Kimbley… Women ARE devil spawns…
Kelsey: that’s you…
Envy: and Kimbley…
Kelsey: yes that’s 2 against 200
Envy: shit… I’m going to go mope with Kimbley…

Kelsey: Ed. Your up…
Ed: I can’t believe I turn into a girl
Kelsey: I can’t believe that the colonel asked you out…
Ed: that was sick and wrong…
Kelsey: ya so was Envy in a dress…
Ed: yep
Kelsey: what I’m amazed about is that there are a lot of short songs…
Ed: *death glare *
Kelsey: No offense…
Ed: Speaking of which… I’m going to go punch Envy in the face…

Kelsey: Greed! And there was much rejoicing… yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa….
Greed: hey…
Kelsey: Yo
Greed: I don’t want to be a pig…
Kelsey: suck it up. It’s only for a week.
Greed: but still a pig!
Kelsey: you make a cute pig though…
Greed: I guess that helps….
Kelsey: would making fun of Kimbley help?
Greed: yes…
Kelsey: go make fun of him…
Greed: *runs outside *
Kelsey: Let the taunting begin…
Kimbley: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Greed: CROSS DRESSER!!
Kimbley: SHUT UP!!!
Kelsey: okay…. -_-

Kelsey: And that’s todays show thing!
Nikki: Show thing?
Kelsey: YES!! SHOW THING!!!
Nikki: okay god….
Kelsey: we’ll see you all next time!
Nikki: me maybe…
Kelsey: shut up… Now then… wave all you…
Everyone: *waves *
Kelsey: Come on by next time to see these poor souls go threw even more torture!!
Nikki: YEA!!!
Greed: Nooooooo!!
Kelsey: *throws a rock at Greed *
Nikki: this just leaves 6 days left of the curse!
Kelsey: will they be able to survive?
Nikki: I don’t know or care…
Kelsey: *hits Nikki with a vase * Shut up!!!
Roy: she still scares me a bit…
Ed: *nods *
Kimbley & Envy: *depressed *
Havoc: *happy *
All girls: *scheming *
Nikki: *Unconscious *
Kelsey: Bye ppl!!
Nikki: hey wait!
Kelsey: *steps on her repeatedly * great now I need new shoes…

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Thursday, May 4, 2006

ATTENTION!!!
To all of those who read my fanfiction, I'm having a bit of a contest! I need you guys to draw my characters from my Fanfic (I.E. Nicollette, Katie, Aeon, Zoe, Mercy, Kafele, and James) I have the design for Aki already the rest is a bit of a blur. Here's what's up, there will be 7 winners. For each I'll draw what ever pic they want. I'll draw I don't know... Ed with out a shirt if you want! (I know how many of you fangirls want that! ;) ) sorry gentlemen (if there are any that read my story) i'm not drawing Riza without a shirt. and if your not already in my fanfic you'll be added! ^^ if you have any questions on a person's physical characteristics just PM me. Also I know how "me drawing any pic you want" sounds kindda lame but I NEVER take requests. lately though I haven't a thing to do, so leave a comment saying that you'd like to try. The contest will end on May 10, 2006. I might give you guys an extra day. MIGHT! I'll give you a day extra if you just need to color something. We good? I hope so! ^^ Hope to see that some of you will try.
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Tuesday, May 2, 2006

a poll I made!!! ^^

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Saturday, April 29, 2006

I'm getting bored... so i'm going to tell you guys random things
if I were in FMA I would proably...
1. glomp havoc (duh)
2. glomp roy (duh to)
3. glomp kimbley cuz he rocks...
4. well you get the picture....
5. stab envy in the face repeatidly. (stabitiy death)
6. stab lust in the face repeatidly. (I hate her at frist she was cool until I read the manga! I HATE HER!!!! ><)
7. learn alchemy
8. explode some buildings
9. team up with greed and kick the crap outta ppl
10. kick dante's ass
11. probably shoot Riza. (you'll have to check the articals for FMA to know why)
12. stab al in the face (I hate him now...)
13. Stab winry in the face
14. steal armstrongs sparkles
15. stab the furher
16. hit wrath in the head a few times
17. shove laxitives down gluttony's throat (evil)
18. STAB KATHERINE ELLE ARMSTRONG IN THE FACE, CUT HER HEART OUT WITH A GRAPE FRUIT SPOON AND DUMP HER BODY IN A TANK OF PIRANA!!! (I HATE her...)
19. have kimbley listen to "Boom Boom Boom"
20. call ed short a billion times
21. kick some more ass
22. probably have my head explode due to the ammount of Elisia pictures I have to see.
23. set archer on fire
24. if I hadn't already killed envy kill him
25. call Shescka a "book worm"
26. thank Roy for stealing Havoc's girlfriends
27. more killing....
28. for the hell of it do a human transmutation
29. call dorochet a mutt to see how he reacts
30. make ed listen to "it's a small world"
31. get my ass kicked by ed because I made him listen to "It's a small world"
32. make BTC (barry the chopper) listen to "I feel pretty" and "i'm a lumber jack"
33. die...
34. make Dorochet listen to "Hound dog"

yes I've been thinking a lot lately. a little TO much. i am so bored though...
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PARENTAL

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ANIMEOWNSME CONTAINS EXPLICIT LYRICS

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   BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!! LET ME HEAR YOU SAY WAYO!!!
I'm listening/watching a Kimbley AMV the song is perfect for him. It's called "Boom Boom boom" I LOVE IT!!!!! EXPLODE PPLS HEADS!!!! (lol sorry got carried away)I want his power!! WHY NOT ME!!?? *sob* but I also want Greed's, Roy's, Lust's, and Scar's powers! Note how all can cause a mass amount of distruction and chaos! Now that i look at it I'm pretty greedy! WOO^^!!! lol I can't stop listening!! LOL! I'll put up the link... but go to youtube.com and type in Full metal theme songs: I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X, XI, XII and you'll get some pretty funny songs. http://youtube.com/watchv=2n8YTxnkTYw&search=Kimbley
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Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Woo new chapter sorry for the delay. Damn writers block! also it works best if you the FMA sad music. You'll see why.....
I walked into my bakery silence. No one was there. The room was in ruins. “What the hell happened here?” I looked around for any traces of kidnapping.
A small knife was stabbed threw a note on the counter, I ripped it off to read it.
Aki,
I guess by now you know that your precious little friends are gone. Here’s the deal you come to that abandoned building that was closed because it wasn’t stable enough to hold a damn thing up I can never remember the name so I just hope that you know what I’m talking about. Your friend’s hope so lets meet at five o’clock I’ll give you an extra hour to get there or else they die. I’m planning on killing them in the worse way possible slowly oh yes and Zoë will die first seeing how she’s your best friend. I’m sure Mercy will heart broken if her sister died. She might even beg me to kill her. How fun can’t wait to see you!
Dearly,
Aeon
I glared at the name I laughed at how stupid she sounded. I grabbed the knife it was lightweight it was similar to the one Kafele found in his shoulder. I chucked it at the wall it stuck to it. I knew were to go I needed to prepare myself though. I rushed upstairs pushing items aside I shoved my pocket watch into my pocket it would prove to be of some use if I needed to perform alchemy on something. I searched every were for my gun but I had no luck. She must’ve taken it. I sighed I grabbed my sunglasses I ran downstairs. I stopped to see if I needed anything else. I shrugged my shoulders I pushed my glasses up onto the bridge of my nose. I walked into the doorway. “Aki!”
“Havoc? What are you?” I looked at him he was sitting in a car.
“You forgot this at Head Quarters.” He handed me my harmonica and got out.
“My harmonica!” I reached out and grabbed it. “Thank you so much Havoc!” I hugged him. “Havoc I’m going to be gone for a little while and I don’t know if I’ll be coming back.” My heart became heavy.
“What why?” there was a brief moment of silence, “she’s back isn’t she?” I nodded my head softly averting my head to disguise the depression on my face. He touched my cheek lightly. I looked at him.
I looked at the ground, “I’m sorry Havoc I have to go now.” I turned to leave he grabbed my hand. I stopped. I didn’t look at him I didn’t say anything. I looked at him concern crossed over his face. “I have to go. Alone. I’m sorry I have to go but their lives are on the line because of me.”
He pulled me into a tight hug, “I’m coming with you.” He whispered in my ear.
I pulled away from his grip, “You don’t have to come with me I’m not forcing you to-“
“No I have to protect you. You can’t fight her on your own.” He hugged me again.
“I don’t need to be protected Havoc. I’m strong and I’ll survive.” Tears were threatening to form.
I pulled away from him again, “I don’t want you to get hurt Aki. That’s why I insist on coming with you.”
I nodded. “If you come with me though just be careful. If you get hurt I won’t be able to forgive myself.”
He nodded in agreement. I took his hand and pulled him along. We reached the abandoned building. It seemed like hours. I checked my pocket watch it was closing in on six. I was stunned at the time. I clasped the pocket watch shut and stowed it away in my back pocket. I looked at the door and gave a short sigh. I walked up to it and grabbed the knob I bite my lip in an attempt to free my mind of fear. Havoc came up close behind me and put a hand on my shoulder. I opened the door wide. All of my friends were bound, crying or glaring. I looked around Mercy was staring at something tears overflowing. I looked in the same direction my eyes grew wide. There lay a corpse lying in its own blood. There stood the figure. It turned to look at me, “Oh hello Aki. Sorry my finger slipped.” She laughed.
I realized now who it was on the ground, “Zoë?” I stated in shock. My eyes began to form up with tears. I shut them tight. “You promised.”
“So I did. Did you really think that I would keep a promise?” she laughed.
“How could you kill some one who you lived with for almost ten years?” I sobbed.
“Easy I just pull the trigger.”
“Why though?”
“Aki anyone who trusts you should die. You can not be trusted.”
“Just shut up.” I wiped the tears away as fast as possible.
“Are you crying? Typical. You can’t stand to see people die.”
I bit my lip to stop myself from sobbing. I looked at the ground. Tears fell to the ground. “I can’t let you live for what you’ve done.” I clapped my hands and blew on them. Spikes of hard ice shot out towards her.
“Careful now. You might kill your friends.” She laughed.
I ran towards her and swung at her. She dodged.
“You seem slow today? Is the fact that your best friend is dead slowing you down?” she kicked me hard in the back. I fell to my knees.
“Aki!” Havoc yelled. I got up swaying a bit.
“Let me fight this Havoc. She’s going to pay for what she’s done.” I clapped my hands together and sprinted towards her. She moved out of the way and kicked me again.
“Your getting slower.” She shot me in the shoulder. I fell to my knees. “See you could’ve dodged that.” She aimed the gun at me, “don’t worry I’ll kill you fast.”
A gun fired Aeon looked in the direction it came from. I did the same. Havoc held a gun in his hand aiming it at her. I stood up and went to grab Aeon’s shoulder before I could she grabbed my hand and flipped me over onto the ground on my back. I looked up at the ceiling I was looking down the barrel of a gun. “I can’t… die… not now.” I sobbed.
“Quit your whining no one can live forever. Not even alchemy can do that.” Aeon looked at me sternly.
“I can’t leave until I…” tears came down my cheek, “I have to avenge my friends lives. I can’t…” I spoke with my heart in my throat.
“You’ll never be able to beat me Aki. So you can give it up now.”
“I can’t let any one die… not any more… I just can’t… let anyone suffer. Lives are ruined because of me. I can’t let that happen to anyone else.” I felt like I had to give up. I couldn’t let anyone get hurt because of me.
“Aki I’m getting sick of your attitude save your friends the pain of seeing their friends die and let me kill you. That’s the only way this will stop.”
“I can’t give up… if I died now I would leave behind so many people. So many things I’ve never done.” I looked at my shoulder. It was bleeding badly.
“Aki… you’d be saving those people’s lives. I’ll kill everyone you know. I’ve killed Justin, Zoë, and even your parents. What makes you think I’ll stop there?”
“My parents…”
“Yes I killed them when I was sixteen. First killing I ever did. I admit not killing you was a mistake. I should’ve ended it right there.”
“You… are were that woman… the one that I…” I remembered how it was a woman was at the door and had shot my father shortly after my mother. She told me that I was to take heed and not make their mistakes. Back then I didn’t know what she meant but now it was clear. “My parents are dead now… because of you.”
“That’s right Aki. You see back then I thought you were of no threat. Twelve years later I was proved wrong.”
“Twelve years later?”
“Yes Aki, you see twelve years after I killed your parents you killed my fiancé. I could never forgive you for something like that.”
I felt the path that my tears made go icy. “So you want revenge as well?”
“Yes… you killed the only person I ever loved.” She put her finger on the trigger.
I shut my eyes and waited to die. I was ready and more then willing I’ve ruined so many lives. More tears ran down my cheek. “What a stupid way to die…” I sobbed.
“I can’t sit back and watch you die!” Havoc yelled. A gun fired I guess it was Havoc. Aeon yelled in pain. I opened my eyes. Aeon was holding her hand and was bleeding badly.
“That was mistake… I think I’ll kill you first.” She raised her gun at Havoc.
I stood up and kicked her in the head. “Don’t touch him…”
“Your up again huh?” she laughed. “I thought for sure I’d be able to kill you this time.”
I clapped my hands and made my fingers into claws. I scratched her across the cheek. “I won’t die… not by you.”
She covered the cut with her hand, “Damn you!” I kicked her and punched her in the face. I continued to hit her until she was on her knees, “Your stupid if you think you of all people can kill me!”
“I don’t think I can I know I can.”
She scowled at me. “I won’t forget this Aki!” She got up and jumped out a window.
“Don’t just let her go! Go after her!” Mercy pleaded.
I walked over to her and started to untie the ropes that kept her bound. I walked up to all of my friends untying them. Everything was quite all that I could hear was Mercy’s sobs. My heart broke. She sat with her knees to her chest crying into them. I walked up to her and grabbed her shoulder. “I’m sorry that I couldn’t…” My own tears stopped me.
She looked at me. I wiped away my tears. “Aki?”
“Yes?”
“Do you remember the song that she would sing?”
“Yes I do.”
“Do you think that you could sing it?”
“Anything for you kid,” I patted her head and began to sing,

How can I repay you sister of mine?
How I can I expect you to forgive?
Clinging to the past I shared our blood.
And shattered your chance to live.

Though I knew the laws I paid no heed.
How can I return your wasted breath?
What I did not know has cost you dear,
For there is no cure for death.

Beautiful mother soft and sweet,
Once you were gone we were not complete.
Back threw the years we reached for you,
Alas it was not meant to be.

And how can I make commands?
For all that I took from you
I lead you with hopeless dreams.
My sister I was a fool…

Don’t cry for the past now sister of mine.
Neither you nor I are from it.
Nothing can erase the things we did,
For the path we took was the same.

Beautiful mother soft and sweet,
Once you were gone we were not complete.
Back threw the years we reached for you,
Alas it was not meant to be.

My dreams have made me blind and mute.
I long to return to that time.
I follow without a word.
My sister the fault is mine.

So were do we go from here?
And how to forget and forgive
What’s gone is forever lost.
Now all we can do is live.

I stopped. She wiped away some tears. “Thanks Aki.”
I smiled wiping away my own tears. “No problem. It’s the least I can do for an old friend.” I stood up, “come on. We should get going.”
“Going to where?” she stood up looking at me.
“To an orphanage.”
“No! You can’t take me there! You can’t! I’ll run away!”
“Relax it’s not what you think.”
“Then why do we have to go there?”
“You’ll see…” I thought to myself for a while. I new my plan I was going to adopt her and keep her safe.
I grabbed her shoulder, “Lets go Mercy.”
Havoc stood next to me. I was standing between the two people I cared about the most. I looked at them both. “Something wrong Aki?” Havoc asked me.
“No.” I smiled and grabbed his hand. I linked arms with Mercy. I was smiling. Havoc and Mercy were looking at me like I was nuts.
“What are you so happy about?” Mercy questioned, “I’d think that you’d be sad since your friend just died.”
“I am sad Mercy. I just chose to find the light. Remember Mercy to not be afraid of the shadows. It just means that there is a light near by.”
“What does that mean?”
“Look at it this way. Since my parents died I wouldn’t have become as strong as I am right now. I also wouldn’t have met you or Havoc. So I find the bright side of everything.”
“I guess that’s true.”
“Exactly! Now come on!” I ran out the door dragging Havoc and Mercy behind me.
I slowed down to let them catch up to me. “I’m glad to see you smiling Aki.” Havoc said wearily.
“Ya I really think that you would be little more sad. I’ve never seen you so happy before.” She paused, “Correction I’ve never seen you so happy after someone died!”
“Ya I got to admit but it is scaring me.” Havoc told me.
I laughed. I looked behind me, “Hey you guys doing okay?”
“We’re alright.” James was catching his breath.
Katie was red in the face. Kafele was standing next to her. Talking to her in his I’m-the-guy-who’d-die-for-you voice, “Hey Kafele stop flirting!”
Kafele grew red. I laughed. James walked over to him and pulled him away by the ear. Nicollette started to laugh “Serves you right you lecher!”
Mercy giggled a little. I patted her head. We were near the bakery. “Aki why are we going to the bakery I thought we were going to the orphanage.” She said harshly.
“I know but what would they think if they say me with a bloody arm?”
“Oh ya. I guess changing your outfit wouldn’t be a bad idea.”
“Good.” I laughed.
“She’s really starting to scare me.” Mercy told Havoc.
“Ya well you’re going to have to live with it!” I messed up her hair. She smoothed it back into place.
I looked up ahead. There was the bakery “I’ll be back in a minute or two. Okay?”
I ran in and climbed up the stairs almost falling down them. I opened my door and grabbed a dress one I hadn’t worn in a few years. I slipped it on it fit perfectly. I put on some shoes that were more comfortable then nice. I let my hair down and put in some earrings on. I put on a locket that I my mother had. I looked at myself in the mirror “I look like I’m a mother.” I twitched slightly. I looked at a ring that I had it was just a gold band that I had gotten for my birthday a few years back. I put it on. It completed the outfit. I sighed. I walked down stairs everyone was in there. I laughed uncomfortably Havoc looked at me like it was the first time he had ever seen me before. He was rocking back in a chair he fell backwards and landed hard on the floor. He stood up and walked over to me. “Hi Havoc.” I smiled nervously.
“Is that Aki?” Kafele asked Havoc standing next to him.
“I’m not sure. I think it is.” Havoc looked at me closer.
I looked at them both, “Oh shut up.” I pushed them aside. “Okay here’s the deal Havoc and Mercy are coming with me!”
“And what about us Aki?” Katie asked me.
“Stay here and do whatever. Now then let’s go!” I walked outside they two of them followed me. Havoc opened his car door and let us in. I took a seat next to Mercy. Havoc got in and started the car.
“Hey wait! Aki if there was a car then why didn’t you take it?” She scowled at me.
“First of Aeon has spies all over town. I had to take alleyways to get to where she had you guys. You have to keep the element of surprise on your side don’t forget that.”
“Aki I want to ask you something.”
“Go ahead. Ask away.”
“Can you teach me alchemy?”
I looked at her a little surprised. “Okay why?”
“I just wanted to learn…”
“Are you going to try and bring Zoë back?” she nodded without answering. “No.”
“What why?”
“I can’t let you do something so dangerous!”
“But I heard if you have this thing called the philosopher’s stone then you can ignore the laws!”
“You’ve been sneaking into my room and reading my books again haven’t you?”
“Maybe…”
“The philosopher’s stone is a legend! Nothing more then that.”
“I heard that people have successfully made one though!”
“No they make fakes.”
“Fakes?”
“Yes they forge them.”
“Why would someone do that? Why can’t they just make the real thing?”
I didn’t answer her. I looked out the window.
“Hey Aki we’re here.” Havoc turned around and told me.
“Thanks Havoc.” I got out and looked at the large building. Mercy stood next to me. She looked at me worried. “Don’t get cold feet now. Come on.” We took her in I hated being in there myself. We walked in the door to the main office. “Hello?” I asked quietly.
“Please do come in and take a seat!” a stout man said. Sitting at a desk.
“Thank you very much.” We all sat down.
“Hello I’m Mr. Sean. How may I help you all today?” he smiled.
“Well you see her…” I stopped I couldn’t tell him her sister died, “Mother died just recently and I’d like to adopt her.”
Mercy looked at me stunned. “Aki?”
“What is it Mercy?”
“Nothing.”
Mr. Sean scanned us over. “Are the two of you married?” he looked at Havoc and me with a smile. We both blushed.
“Not yet!” I grabbed Havoc’s hand. He looked at me a little more then shocked.
“That’s great congratulations to the both of you!” He laughed.
Mercy looked at the both of us like we were crazy. “Thanks!” I was clearly having to much fun.
Mr. Sean looked at Havoc, “Sir are you part of the military?”
“Yes I am.” Havoc stated.
“You’ll be a great role model for your kids!” Mr. Sean said happily.
“Thanks.”
“I’m sure the two of you will make a great family.” He cleared his throat and pulled out a few forms, “sign these and you’ll be set!”
I looked at them, “Ya okay sounds easy.” I started to fill them out about ten minutes later I was done. Havoc and I had to sign our names at the bottom of the form.
“Well then Mr. And Mrs. Havoc I’ll be happy to tell you that you have a daughter!” Mr. Sean chuckled.
I sat in awe on how good the name, Aki Havoc sounded. I was almost blushing. “Thank you Mr. Sean.” Havoc stood up, “Ready to go Aki?” he asked me. I looked at him.
“Ya.” We all walked out. I was smiling.
“What’s up with you Aki?” Mercy asked me.
“Huh nothing!” I started to blush.
“Nothing? No it’s something all right! You’re blushing!” she smiled.
“She’s probably happy because she was called, ‘Mrs. Havoc’” Havoc smiled.
I blushed harder. “Ya I think you’re right.” Mercy started to laugh.
“Shut up!” they both started laughing.
“Aki it’s obvious. Stop trying to hide it!” Havoc was holding in his laugh.
I was blushing so hard. Havoc didn’t act like he cared much about it he was just smiling. Oh how I loved his smile and how I wished it would never go away. “Aki?” I was snapped back into reality.
“Yes?”
“Why did you adopt me?” Mercy asked puzzled.
“I know how it feels to not have a family. To live on your own or in an orphanage.”
“I thought that you didn’t live in one though.”
“I did along time ago but I hated it and ran away. I lived in my old house for a few weeks and decided to live out in the woods. Someday I’ll tell you everything.” We were outside again. The sun was out and shining brightly. We walked to the car and got in I sat next to Havoc this time though. Mercy sat in the back almost happy. “So what are you happy about Mercy?”
“I have a family now. I mother. And a- well I guess he’s a father figure. Not the one I was hoping for…”
“Hey! What do you mean by that?” Havoc asked her.
“No offense Havoc but was hoping she’d go out with Roy.”
“Oh god no! I wouldn’t date that self-centered womanizer with a god complex!” Havoc was shrunk down a bit in his shoulders. “What’s wrong Jean?”
He looked at me, “That’s the first time you’ve ever called me Jean.”
“No it’s not.”
He stopped for a second thinking. “Oh ya. Forgot about that.”
“Exactly…” I leaned on the door to look out the window.
“Oh crap. If the colonel finds out I’ve been gone for so long he’s going to kill me!”
“Drop us off at the bakery and you can head back there okay?”
“Ya sure I hope I don’t get discharged.”
“Oh well if you get fired I’m quitting. There’s no way I’m going to stay in the military if your not there.” I smiled at him.
Mercy stuck her tongue out at the both of us.
“Saw that.” I said in a smart-ass attitude.
“Damn it!”
I laughed. We were getting closer to the bakery. Havoc pulled up next to it, “Here you are guys.” I kissed him on the cheek.
“Thanks Havoc.”
“No problem.” He smiled.
Mercy and I both got out. I waved at Havoc he smiled and waved back. He drove off. The two of us walked in side everyone looked at us. “Mercy, Aki what happened?”
“I have a mother now!” Mercy cheered.
Everyone looked at me, “Okay it’s me god! Quit looking at me like that.”
“Wow good for you. Wait does that mean you’re taken already?” Kafele sighed.
“I have for a while stupid!” I yelled.
“Aki? I wanted to ask you something.” Mercy said shyly.
“Yes go ahead.” I smiled.
“Can I ask you in private?” she asked me.
“Yes come on we can talk in my room.” I grabbed her hand and took her to my room everyone had a questioning face on.
We both sat on my bed, “What would you like to ask?”
“W-when did you first… like Havoc?” she asked me in a quite tone.
I blushed, “Why do you ask that?”
“I don’t know! Now that I have to live with you I should know a lot more about you!”
“Well then I guess it would have to be after I found out my last boyfriend was cheating on me.”
“What happened?”
“Well I was crying in my room. When I got a knock on my door. I didn’t want to talk to any one. I told him to go away but he refused to. So I opened the door he just looked at me and asked what was wrong. I told him and he just apologized and told me how he hated people like that. He hugged me and let me cry on his shoulder.”
“I can see why now. I thought it was because he said all those things about you back in Resembul.” She laughed.
“Nah. That was nothing compared to that day.”
A knock came at my door. “Come in if you dare!” I yelled.
James came in, “Aki I need to look at that arm of yours.”
I looked at it I rapped it up in bandages but did a poor job of it. “Right I almost forgot about it.” I sighed getting up, “Mercy I want you to go down stairs.”
James opened the door for her she nodded at me and walked out. James got a chair and brought it up next to the bed, “So how’s the arm right now?”
“Painful.”
“Nice let me see it then.” He said taking out a metal plate and a set of large medical tweezers.
I showed him my shoulder. Unwrapping the bandages he made a little grimace. “I know it doesn’t hurt as bad as it looks.”
“Got to give her credit she did a number on your arm.”
“I know I’m going to kill her the next chance I get.” I glared out the window.
“Okay I’m getting ready to take out the bullet.” He put his hand on my arm and looked at the hole.
I cringed. A sharp stab of pain shot into my shoulder. “I hate this part.”
“Ya sorry. I wish I didn’t have to do this part but it might cause problems in the future.”
“I don’t care as long it doesn’t interfere with my daily life.”
“Which includes making out with your boyfriend?”
“Shut up.”
“Sorry couldn’t help it.”
“Sure you are.”
“Damn it! I almost had it too!” I let out a cry of pain, “sorry!”
“Stop being sorry and get it out!”
“Trying! Trying! It’s stuck in there pretty good!”
“Shut up and take out the damned bullet!”
“I am!” he finally got it out. I let out a sigh of relief.
“Thank god. It took you long enough.”
He took out some bandages and started to wrap it around the wound. He tied it off and cleaned his glasses, “You’re done again. I would tell you to be more careful but it’s useless trying to tell you.”
“Thanks James. You know it’s nice having my own doctor around. To tell you the truth my doctors get sick of seeing me sometimes. Always calling me if a month would pass without a single injury.” He laughed.
“Last time I saw you, before you left, you were careful and didn’t want to jump out into danger. Now no one can keep you away from it.” I started to laugh, “What’s so funny?”
“I remembered what a dork you were back then.”
“I was not a dork!”
“Ya you were and you still are now.” I chuckled happily.
He smiled, “Kafele and I still can’t forget the first time we met you.”
“Oh ya I had been traveling a lot when I was fourteen huh?”
“Ya you were unconscious and asleep against a tree in the middle of the spring. Kafele thought you were gorgeous!”
“Ya and- wait he did?”
“Ya remember he put on this tough guy act for you, but then you out tough guyed him?”
“I remember I picked him up and threw him into a river. Right?”
“Ya! I was laughing so hard that I couldn’t breath!” he snickered.
Someone knocked on my door, “Aki sorry to interrupt but you have a phone call.”
“Ya whatever I’ll be there in a minute.” I stood up and walked down stairs. Picking up the phone, “ya?”
“What did you do this time?” Roy said on the other line.
“Colonel sir! I was a shot?”
He sighed, “You need to be more careful you’re going to kill yourself someday and I’ll have to fill out the paper work!”
“Oh wow you’re so nice.” I glared at the wall.
“Stop getting yourself into so much trouble and start looking after yourself!”
“I apologize in advance for this sir but, I don’t care about myself I care about my friends and comrades! I have to make sure that they’re safe and if you think other wise then shove it!” I calmed down a bit, “I apologize again for my rudeness sir. I had no right to raise my voice against a higher ranking officer.”
“I need that ear you know?”
“Sorry sir.”
“Frost I’d just like to tell you that I could hear you all the way across the room.” Riza said in a calm voice.
“Umm… Thanks?”
“That will be all.”
Roy gave a sigh, “I should be seeing you tomorrow correct?”
“Yes sir.”
“Good see you tomorrow then.”
“Right goodbye sir.” I hung up the phone silence was the only thing in the room, “I CAN’T STAND THAT SMUG LITTLE! ARGH!” I messed up my hair.
“Please keep your voice down Aki.” Katie said peacefully.
“Right.” I sighed.
“What do you have against the colonel any way?” Nicollette asked smugly.
“Everything.” I replied moodily.
She scowled at me, “Okay so what did he do to you?”
I scowled back, “Nothing.”
“He did something to you I can tell.” Everyone was looking at me now.
“No he did nothing to me,” my cheeks were tinted pink.
“Oh your blushing what did he do?” Katie grinned.
“Nothing at all! Now drop it!”
They all huddled up in a group and were whispering something to each other. I didn’t want to get too close.
“Two- one! GET HER!!” Katie went to tackle me. I scrambled out of the way.
“Whoa! What the-?” Nicollette tackled me from behind. I was pinned to the ground.
“Now tell us what he did!” She said sitting on my back.
“I’ll tell you on death bed.” I fumed.
“I can arrange that!” she hit my head.
“Please Aki just tell us. It can’t be that bad can it?” Katie smiled holding one of my arms down.
“Ya really what could this Mustang guy do to you that’s so bad?” Kafele remarked holding down my legs so I couldn’t try to kick any of them.
“I’m not telling you!” I stuck my tongue out at them.
“Tell us!” everyone shouted.
“Hell no!”
Nicollette hit me in the head again, “tell us or you’ll get a pen in your eye!”
I clenched my teeth together, “Why do you guys want to know so bad?”
“The only time you’ll hold a grudge is if they tried to kill someone you know or if they did something pervertive.” James looked at Kafele out of the corner of his eyes.
“Now that I think of it… weren’t you going out with him for a while?” Katie questioned.
My cheeks turned a bright red. “No! Shut up!” I yelled trying to get them off of me.
“Stop moving! It’s hard to keep you down when you’re moving!” Nicollette hit my head repeatedly.
I jumped to my feet Nicollette was hung around my neck. I bit her arm to get her off. She let out a small cry of pain. “You bit me!”
“No duh smart ass!” I yelled, “That’s what you get for trying to squeeze a secret out of me!”
“I’ll stab a fucking pen in your fucking eye!” She started to chase me around the room with a pen in her hand.
“Aw yes the bonds of two friends.” James nodded with a wise look on his face.
“I wish Aeon had killed you instead!”
“Pah! I would’ve seen you again in hell anyway!”
“God I used to think going to hell wouldn’t be so bad but now I don’t want to! Knowing that you’ll be there!”
I tripped over Kafele’s leg and landed hard on the ground. I rubbed my chin in pain. “Damn it whose side are you on?” I yelled at him.
“I go for who ever is cuter.” Kafele grinned. James hit him in the head.
Nicollette started blushing. I stood up dusting myself off, “Oh please.” I put my hands on my hips.
“I can’t believe you dated that Mustang guy.” Kafele snickered.
“Drop it already! It was years ago.” I turned my head away in anger.
“Does Havoc know?” Nicollette questioned probably trying to get some dirt on me.
“Yes. He only hated every minute of it!”
“How long did you two date for again?” Katie said in a blank face.
“You all bore me! I’m going for a walk.” I walked out fuming.
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