Monday, April 17, 2006

Day 2
*Team Harem*
Riza: *is the first to wake up at 5:46 am* it’s to damn early *rolls over and goes to sleep*
Lust: *last to wake up at 9:32 am* *looks around *
Sloth: now you’re awake…
Winry: I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!! ^-^
Everyone: -_-‘
Ross: *leans next to Lust * she was going to draw on your face if you were still asleep by noon.
Lust: What I need my beauty sleep?
Sloth: We don’t even need sleep.
Lust: Shhh… They don’t know that.
Sloth: Well they do now. So get up.
Winry: Ya Lust. You need to help us build this stupid shelter!
Riza: It’s not stupid!
Winry: YA IT IS!
Winry& Riza: *bicker argues *
POOF
Ross: oh no…
Nikki: *looks at Winry and Riza * … okay any way… You all have a challenge today.
Riza: A what?
Nikki: You heard me a challenge.
Lust: What kind of challenge?
Nikki: I don’t know the people back in the studio are deciding that.
Winry: There’s a studio?
Nikki: Yes you stupid moron.
Sloth: Aren’t “stupid” and “moron the same thing?
Nikki: Yes now shut up! >_<
Sloth: *glares *
Nikki: Any way… We just wanted to warn you.
Sloth: I hope it’s nothing to active…
Nikki: Shut it… Kels is telling the other team as we speak so in about five minutes we should be able to start the stupid challenge.
Riza: Are you sure just five minutes?
Nikki: *sigh * no now that I think of it… more like an hour…
???: GAH!!
THUD
Winry: I CAUGHT SOMETHING!! ^-^
Everyone: *walks over to the “Anti Pervert Barrier” *
Nikki: Great you caught Kelsey…
Kelsey: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING?
Riza: Blame Winry…
Kelsey: *thinking- Ah yes just another reason that I will kill you Winry. *
Nikki: You okay?
Kelsey: Uhh… I think I broke my leg… again... But other then that I think I’m fine! ^-^
Lust: *walks up to Nikki * How do you stand up with that?
Nikki: Same way you do…
Lust: damn…
Kelsey: *snaps * *back up with every one else * Okay I’m done with the guys. Shall we get to this thing already?
Nikki: Ya the sooner the better…
Everyone: ?
Kelsey: OH CAN I DO THE TRANSPORTAR!
Nikki: Go ahead transport yourself silly…
Kelsey: YEAH! ^-^ *Snaps *
Everyone: *at the beach by the plane again *
Ed: Uh... my stomach…
Envy: I’m getting used to it now though I feel a little nauseas.
Kelsey: oh wah…
Nikki: *talking on her cell phone * EWW! That’s gross! You guys are disgusting!
Kelsey: WTF?
Nikki: Fine… don’t blame me if Kimble goes over there and explodes your brain. *Puts away her cell phone *
Kelsey: What’s the challenge?
Nikki: Well it ain’t pretty… *whispers to Kelsey *
Kelsey: OH GOD THE “R” RATED HORROR!!
Nikki: KEEP IT DOWN STUPID!! >.<
Kelsey: Sorry! ^-^
Nikki: *looks at everyone * Okay today’s challenge is probably the worst you’ll endure!
Kelsey: Ain’t that the truth…
Nikki: We have a special guest today…
Kelsey: God we’re going to get our asses kicked aren’t we?
Nikki: Ya we are…
Kelsey: TODAY’S CHALLENGE IS- god I’m so sorry about this…
Nikki: You’ll all have to stare at Armstrong!
Roy: That’s not all that bad…
Nikki: IN A SPEEDO!!
Roy: OH GOD!! >.o
Kelsey: hey don’t blame us!
Havoc: We don’t…
Kelsey: YAY!! Okay after this you can kill all the studio people. We aren’t trusting them any time soon.
Nikki: god I feel bad for all of you…
Ed: Oh god I’ll be scarred for life. -_-
Kelsey: But there’s an upside to this terrible day!
Nikki: Not really much of an upside…
Kelsey: Ya you get meat. Real no fish.
Everyone: MEAT!!
Kelsey: … okay… So lets start this already…
Roy: Ya best we get this over with.
Nikki: ARMSTRONG!!
Kelsey: Get your sparkly ass out here!
Armstrong: *slides into view * Hello my friends!!
Everyone: GAH!
Kelsey: He didn’t do anything yet!
Roy: ya but the fact that he’s here…
Kelsey: OKAY. Here’s the rules, you can’t flinch, or talk. Go that?
Nikki: God this is evil! >.<
Kelsey: Ya… HAVOC I’M SO SORRY!! *Glomps havoc *
Nikki: STOP THAT!! *Pulls Kelsey away * Armstrong are you ready?
Armstrong: Yes.
Nikki: THEN GO!!
Armstrong: *wearing nothing but a Speedo *
Everyone: OUR EYES!!!! >.<
Kelsey: YOU ALL LOOSE!! ^-^
Nikki: ARMSTRONG GO HOME NOW!!
Armstrong: Yes ma’am. *Swims off to land *
Kelsey: HAVOC!!! >.<
Nikki: *thinking- oh god *
Kelsey: *hugs havoc *
Havoc: *traumatized * that was the scariest thing I’ve ever seen…
Kelsey: I’m so sorry!
Everyone: -_-‘
Kelsey: *grabs Nikki’s cell * *Dials the number of the studio *
* Ring*
* Ring *
Some person: Hello?
Kelsey: I SHOULD KICK YOUR GUY’S ASSES!!
Person: *holding the phone far away from his ear * uhh...
Kelsey: I’M GOING TO SEND SCAR OVER TO BLOW YOUR GUY’S BRAINS OUT!
Person: WHOA!! Don’t be so hasty!
Kelsey: *angry mark * Tell the director or who ever came up with that half ass idea will decorate the walls with their brain… OR I’LL STAB A QUILL IN THEIR EYE!! *Hangs up *
Kimble: I’m starting to like her.
Kelsey: Okay! I’ll give you all an actual challenge not a gag fest. So Nikki….
Nikki: *comes over * what is now?
Kelsey: *whisper *
Nikki: That’s stupid… but okay…
Everyone: ?
Kelsey: OKAY!! Hang out a bit and we’ll be back!
Nikki& Kelsey: *walk away *
Greed: Okay who here is afraid of that girl?
Everyone but Havoc: *raises his or her hand *
Ed: YOU’RE NOT AFRAID OF HER?!
Riza: There’s a girl on this island who likes him. There is no way he’s going to scare her off.
Roy: Ya he is sure pathetic.
Ross: Maybe if you didn’t steal every girl out from under his nose he wouldn’t be.
Riza: I agree with Ross. Besides you shouldn’t date 15 girls at one time it’s not healthy.
Greed: DUDE THAT’S WORSE THEN ME!! >.<
Kimble: Wait your Greed. Greedy Greed.
Greed: I’VE BEEN OUT GREED… -ed?
Winry: LALALALALALALALALALALA!!! ^-^
Ed: -_-‘
Izumi: great I’m surrounded by a pimp on a deserted island along with a lunatic, a psychopath, a beauty queen, an annoying runt-
Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A RUNT SO SMALL THAT YOU CAN’T SEE HIM WITH A MICROSCOPE!?
Everyone: No one said that Ed.
Ed: *having a hissy fit *
Izumi: where was I? Oh yes, a quite loner, a cross dresser, a pyromaniac, a miserable chain smoker and two army girls… PLUS THAT PSYCHO AND THAT SLAVE DRIVER!! >.<
Sloth: This is a unique crowd…
Lust: Yes very unique.
Roy: I wonder what that new challenge is…
Havoc: I hope it has nothing to do with Speedos... *Shivers *
Greed: Ya me too…
Kimble: I’ve seen some scary things in my life but that topped the chart.
Envy: same here…
Everyone: *shiver *
Ed: If I ever have to see that again I’m going to kill myself…
Envy: Lucky I still have a mental image…
Ed: Loser…
Envy: WHAT DID YOU SAY FULLMETAL PIPSQUEAK?
Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THAT YOU WANT TO CRUSH LIKE AN ANT??!!
Envy: YOU!!
Ed: THAT’S IT YOUR DEAD!!!
Envy: YOU’RE A LITTLE LATE FOR THAT!
Ed: *tackles *
Everyone: -_-‘
VRRRRRRRRSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Everyone: WTF?
*tree falls over *
Kelsey: I’m BAAAAAAAAAAACK!! *Holding a chainsaw * *tosses it aside*
Nikki: Some entrance Kelsey…
Kelsey: THANKS! *Jumps onto the stump of the tree she cut down * *Reveals a platter of Jell-o *
Greed: How did you start that chainsaw if you were holding that?
Kelsey: MAD SKILL YO!!
Everyone: -_-‘
Nikki: Okay here’s the deal… *sets box down in front of the stump *
Kelsey: *steps on Nikki’s head * we will give everyone a cube of Jell-o and a hammer.
Nikki: With these you must nail it to a tree.
Ed: Then shouldn’t we get a nail?
Kelsey: NOPE! MAKE YOUR OWN!! WITHOUT ALCHEMY!!! MUHAHAHA!!
Winry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Envy: So that’s our challenge?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kelsey: Yes!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Greed: that’s a stupid challenge!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lust: I could nail that thing to a tree in no time flat.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Riza: I could probably shoot it and it’d stick!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kelsey: NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF A CUBE OF JELL-O!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kimble: I swear I’ll make her head explode…
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kelsey: *grabs chainsaw * *starts it *
Winry: …. Ooooooo….
Kelsey: Winry come here…
Winry: *walks over shrunk down in her shoulders *
Kelsey: *whacks her in the head with the base of the chainsaw *
Nikki: With that done get started!
Kelsey: AND I SHALL JOIN YOU FOR NO REASON!! ^-^
Nikki: ya you freak…
Kelsey: YOU KNOW IT!! ^-^
Everyone except Nikki: *grabs jell-o and a hammer *
Havoc: *hitting it as hard as he can * *hits his thumb * CRAP!! *Drops hammer * *hammer lands on his foot * SHIT!!
Lust: *pins it to the tree * *retracts her finger * *jell-o cube is stuck to it *
Ed: *Hitting it with a rock * THIS. IS. STUPID!!
Roy: ... I hate this… *hits the jell-o cube *
Ross: … What type of challenge is this anyway?
Riza: A REALLY stupid one. *Shoots the cube of jell-o* *jell-o splits in half *
Greed: *hitting the jell-o with his hand * stupid jell-o… *hears something in the bushes * what was that?
Chimera: *comes out and lands on greed *
Greed: OH SHIT!! >.<
Everyone: *goes over to where the noise came from *
Greed: *being licked by the chimera *
Kelsey: MY CHIMERA!! ^-^
Ed: your chimera?
Nikki: Oh god you still have that thing?
Kelsey: IT’S NOT A THING!!! It’s a living, breathing creature. *Pets the chimera *
Greed: *wiping chimera spit off his cheek * EWW…
Ed: It looks so happy…
Nikki: She treats it with so much love and affection that it’s happy all the time.
Riza: Does it have a name?
Nikki: Oh no…
Kelsey: YEP!! DINNER!! ^-^
Everyone: …. *Sweat drop*
Kelsey: What was I supposed to call it? It doesn’t have a gender… *petting the chimera happily *
Havoc: Wait how’d your chimera get on this island?
Kelsey: I brought it with me! I put it in my dressing room but it escaped while I was talking to you guys. I’ve been looking for it ever since! *Hugs Dinner *
Nikki: I told you to be more careful! Dinner can breath fire you know!
Kelsey: I KNOW!! But it knows better then to torch someone. Right Dinner?
Dinner: Merawr.
Everyone: ._.
Nikki: Really Kelsey… you should be more careful!
Ed: HEY WAIT!
Kelsey: ya?
Ed: Where did you get a chimera?
Kelsey: I saved it…
Roy: From where?
Kelsey: Actually it was roaming around the streets it was as thin as a rail! So I gave it some food and we’ve been friends ever since! ^-^
Ed: …
Nikki: I keep telling her to get rid of it but they’re inseparable!
Dinner: *licks Kelsey’s face *
Kelsey: She’s a combination of a cat and a well I think a dog.
Greed: Stupid thing…
Kelsey: OH COME ON! It likes you!
Greed: Ya but I don’t like it *searching around for his sunglasses *
Nikki: YO dumb ass! *Tosses him his glasses *
Greed: Thanks… *glares *
Kelsey: I guess I should take her back to my room then…
Nikki: Lock the door next time okay?
Kelsey: Whatever… *snaps now Dinner and Kelsey are gone *
Ed: That was weird…
Winry: That chimera was cute!
Everyone: shut up Winry!
Winry: …
Riza: Wait… When did she wake up?
Winry: A few minutes ago!
Ed: *hits her with a rock * okay let’s finish this stupid challenge so that we can hunt or eat coconuts…
Everyone: *gets back to hitting jell-o *
Izumi: *using a sharpened rock as a nail * *hitting it really hard *
Ross: stupid *hits jell-o * JELL-O!! >. <
Sloth: *lazily hitting it *
Envy: *Glaring at it *
Kimble: *doing nothing *
POOF!
Kelsey: I’m back again!
Everyone: woo?
Kelsey: Well I guess we’ll end this stupid thing already. GET READY BECAUSE I’M COMING AROUND TO CHECK YOUR PROGRESS!! *walks around *
Nikki: Any one win?
Kelsey: YES!
Nikki: Holy shit!
Kelsey: TEAM HAREM WINS!
Nikki: No way…
Kelsey: YA… Izumi successfully got the jell-o on the tree… *points to jello that is pierced threw a twig *
Nikki: Well I’ll be damned…
Kelsey: BECAUSE TEAM HERAM WINS THEIR TEAM GETS… FISH!!!
Nikki: Basically the stupidest thing there is to be a prize.
Greed: WELL I WAS CLOSE!
Kelsey: You lie like a rug Greed.
Greed: T^T
Nikki: any way… *checks her watch *
Kelsey: Ooooooooo Seiko brand… hey my dog’s name is Seiko!! ^-^
Envy: let me guess it’s your “watch” dog?
Kelsey: YEP!
Nikki: That’s nice! We need to start counselor sessions any way…
Kelsey: Who’s the counselor?
Nikki: uhh… I guess I will…
Kelsey: Fine…
Nikki: I guess we’ll start with…
Kelsey: TEAM HAREM!! ^-^
Nikki: okay that’s creepy that you can-
Kelsey: Finish your sentences? Ya. MIND STEALING COUNTRY!! ^-^
Nikki: *hits head *
Kelsey: Okay start the damned sessions already!
Nikki: Fine… Riza come on…

Riza & Nikki: *go into the plane *
Nikki: Okay anything on your mind?
Riza: Yes…
Nikki: Okay then tell me.
Riza: I’m going to kill whose ever idea it was to make us see Armstrong in a Speedo.
Nikki: Same here.
Riza: God I still can’t get that image out of my mind.
Nikki: Ya I know *shivers * how do you stand that sparkly ass?
Riza: I don’t talk to him…
Nikki: nice…
Riza: Okay I’m leaving…
Nikki: okay…

Nikki: Next up is, Izumi.
Izumi: *sits down *
Nikki: Our apologies for earlier.
Izumi: Apology excepted.
Nikki: Anything on your mind?
Izumi: Yes. Which one of you came up with the idea of nailing a cube of Jell-o to a tree?
Nikki: Kelsey’s.
Izumi: Okay that’s all I needed to know. *Gets up and walks out *
Nikki: What the?
Kelsey: NO!!! NOT AGAIN!!!
THWACK!
SLAM!
WHOOSH!
THUNK!
WHAM!
BAM!
Nikki: oh ow… n-next…

Nikki: okay… next we have…Lust…
Lust: *sits *
Nikki: So how was your day?
Lust: I got a cube of Jell-o stuck to my finger…
Nikki: Wow talent?
Lust: *sigh * ya pretty much…
Nikki: Anything else?
Lust: Ya I’m going to murder the people who got that Armstrong guy over here.
Nikki: Riza and Kelsey are on it.
Lust: Okay then. I’m going see you…
Nikki: Bye.

Nikki: Next up would be… Winry.
Winry: *sits down happily *
Nikki: Anything on your mind?
Winry: NOPE!!! ^-^
Nikki: Nothing at all?
Winry: NO!!
Nikki: go now.
Winry: kay bye!

Nikki: Ross is up next.
Ross: *sits down *
Nikki: Hello anything on your mind?
Ross: *shakes her head *
Nikki: Nothing? Really?
Ross: To traumatized. Don’t want to remember.
Nikki: okay….
Ross: Can I leave now?
Nikki: Are you sure?
Ross: Yes I don’t want to remember the pain of that image…
Nikki: Who Armstrong?
Ross: GAH!!! IT BURNS!!
Nikki: okay your scarring me now so leave.
Ross: *walks out *

Nikki: Next is…Sloth.
Sloth: *sits down * Hello
Nikki: Hello sloth. Are you traumatized by the earlier event?
Sloth: A little.
Nikki: Ya thought so…
Sloth: I’m going to drown whoever did that…
Nikki: Kelsey, and Riza are already kicking ass so don’t bother.
Sloth: damn it’s been a while since I killed any one.

Nikki: Okay team Harem is done. So on to *Snort * The Man Team.
Ed: SEE ROY I TOLD YOU IT WAS STUPID!!
Nikki: Okay… speaking of Roy… he’s up first.
Roy: *sits down * *smirks *
Nikki: Hello.
Roy: Hello.
Nikki: Anything on your mind?
Roy: Armstrong…
Nikki: Ya you’re not the first.
Roy: I bet.
Nikki: Anything else?
Roy: except for the fact that the last challenge was stupid
Nikki: Blame my comrade she’s stupid and insane in every way possible.
Roy: Quick question.
Nikki: Ya.
Roy: Can I burn her to a nice black?
Nikki: Be my guest. (A/N: Okay now I got that dumb song in my head! >.< I hate that song!)
Roy: I’ll be back… *walks outside *
Kelsey: oh god not you too?
BOOM!
FOOWSH!
KABLAM!!
Nikki: I actually feel sorry for her… something’s wrong with me.
Roy: *comes back in * I’m done see you tomorrow.
Nikki: ya okay.

Nikki: Next would be Greed.
Greed: *sits down and gives a long sigh *
Nikki: Still miss your worldly possessions?
Greed: ya…
Nikki: Anything about the challenges or that chimera?
Greed: Ya that chimera was weird.
Nikki: Ya Kelsey and her crazy pets.
Greed: Crazy doesn’t even cut it.
Nikki: yes most definitely.
Greed: It licked me…
Nikki: *snicker * ya that was great I wish I had my camera.
Greed: Ya I could’ve brought that home to show my subordinates.
Nikki: Okay if you’re done you may go.
Greed: Thank god… *leaves *

Nikki: Next is *says under breath: Thank god Kelsey isn’t here. * Havoc.
Havoc: *sits down * Yo…
Nikki: Hello Havoc. Is anything on your mind?
Havoc: That Kelsey chick is creeping me out a bit.
Nikki: Don’t mind her. She’s insane on the outside and a bit of a dumb ass-
Kelsey: I HEARD THAT!!
Nikki: But she’s pretty sane on the inside.
Havoc: Okay but what I want to know is how she keeps a chimera that big in her room.
Nikki: It’s a mystery I think she has a bigger dressing room then me.
Havoc: Possible…
Nikki: Will that be all for today?
Havoc: … pretty much…
Nikki: You are excused.
Havoc: Thanks I guess… *walks out *
Kelsey: HAVOC!! *Glomps him *
Havoc: OOF!! *Falls over *

Nikki: Next is… Envy….
Envy: *sits down *
Nikki: *holding back death glare * envy hello tell me is anything on your mind?
Envy: That girl…
Nikki: Which one?
Envy: I don’t remember!
Nikki: the one with the chimera?
Envy: YA!! That one… is she crazy?
Nikki: Most likely.
Envy: Damn…
Nikki: yes damn indeed.
Envy: How do you put up with that?
Nikki: I can’t…
Envy: oooh…
Nikki: Ya I usually kick her ass on a weekly basis.
Envy: Crap… Is she really that annoying?
Nikki: Unfortunately yes -_-
Envy: Hope it gets better for you. *Walks out *

Nikki: Next is Kimble.
Kimble: *walks in *
Nikki: Hello!
Kimble: hi.
Nikki: So anyone’s Asses you want to kick?
Kimble: Who ever got Armstrong here-

Nikki: Kelsey and Riza are covering that.
Kimble: and that annoying girl Winry…
Nikki: Ya okay I can see why.
Kimble: The girl with the chimera and the chainsaw…
Nikki: What about her?
Kimble: She’s crazy… isn’t she?
Nikki: Yep she likes the sight of blood and the sound of something collapsing.
Kimble: Okay she doesn’t seem so bad now.
Nikki: ya okay…
Kimble: Well I’m going to explode some fish now..,
Nikki: You go and do that.

Nikki: Okay now then Ed!
Ed: *walks in * Hi there.
Nikki: Hi.
Ed: I’ve been scarred for life…
Nikki: yes everyone has…
Ed: I’m glad Al didn’t see that…
Nikki: I’m glad I was wearing a blindfold!
Ed: You were wearing a blindfold?
Nikki: okay Kelsey is crazy enough to do anything she was going to take care of the challenge.
Ed: Wow she is crazy!
Nikki: yes very crazy I think she broke out of a mental institute…
Ed: I wouldn’t be surprised if she did…
Nikki: ya I mean she has a chimera named DINNER!
Ed: crazy!!
Nikki: Hell yes…
Ed: Okay I’m done here….
Nikki: Oh crap that means I have to talk to Kelsey now! -_-
Ed: pahahah!! Loser…
Nikki: *glare * I might as well go and except it…
Ed: *sigh * *walks out *
Nikki: *goes out *

Kelsey: Hi Nick!
Nikki: Stop calling me that!
Kelsey: Oh wah!
Nikki: I’ll strangle you!
Greed: CAT FIGHT!
Kelsey: *troughs a rock at greed’s head * *rock bounces off his shield and lands on his foot *
Greed: ow… Wasn’t expecting that. *Grabs his foot *
Roy: Are they always fighting?
Ed: I think so…
Riza: Wouldn’t be surprising…
Ross: No it wouldn’t
Havoc: I don’t know…
Kimble: who’d you think would win in an all out free for all?
Havoc: It’s got to be Kelsey!
Roy: Ya that psycho would knock Nicollette off her feet (A/N: Nikki’s actual name is Nicollette not Nichole or what ever kay?)
Ed: I don’t know I think Kelsey would goof off Nicollette is a lot more serious.
Riza: I agree with Fullmetal.
Envy: I root for Kelsey. She’s crazy.
Kimble: Yes and apparently she likes the site of blood and the sound of a building being demolished.
Greed: Yes most definitely Kelsey. Besides with that chainsaw and that chimera she can be scary.
Winry: YA!!
Sloth: That girl is morbid.
Lust: Do you think she escaped some weird prison?
Envy: Probably…
Kelsey: *drops in * are you guys talking about me?
Ed: Speak of the devil… -_-
Envy: Shut it Fullmetal pipsqueak
Ed: Do you want to take this outside?
Envy: we already are outside!
Ed: So it seems you’re a step ahead of me.
Envy: So it does.
Ed: Then lets take this inside!
Envy: THERE’S NOWHERE TO GO INTO!
Ed& envy: *arguing, bicker, punch, and kicking the whole lot *
Kelsey: okay reader here’s the deal.
Nikki: You have the choice to vote someone off the island.
Kelsey: *pointing at Winry *
Nikki: STOP THAT!
Kelsey: sorry…
Nikki: You can vote someone off but you don’t have to.
Kelsey: PLEASE VOTE WINRY OFF!!
Nikki: SHUT UP OR I’LL PUNCH YOUR FACE IN!
Kelsey: Psh ya right.
Nikki: *shakes her fist at Kelsey *
Kelsey: XP
Nikki: any way… we have a few minutes left so now what?
Kelsey: Everyone hang out for a couple of minutes until we get to go back to camp…
Ed& envy: *still beating the crap out of each other *
Riza: will they ever stop?
Greed: Probably not.
Kelsey: Yo palm-tree-boy, half-metal get over here!
Ed: THAT’S FULLMETAL!!
Kelsey: whatever fullmental.
Roy: that was good.
Kelsey: THANKS!
Nikki: stop teasing Edo-kun! *hits Kelsey up side the head *
Kelsey: that hurt ya know…
Nikki: shut it ass.
Kelsey: oooh that hurt! Coward!
Nikki: *tackles Kelsey *
Greed: Catfight…
Ed: … god Kelsey’s stupid…
Kelsey: I know I am but what are you!
Ed: My point exactly…
Izumi: I’d stop them from fighting but this is actually pretty entertaining.
Kimble: Ya this is probably the closes thing we’ll get to TV for the rest of the month.
Havoc: oh god… when I die I don’t want to go here.
Roy: Ya same here.
Kelsey: *knocks out Nikki with a log * *stands up * oops.. Oh well…
Nikki: *twitching *
Kelsey: *pokes her with a long stick * Nope she’s out cold…
Greed: Gee ya think?
Kelsey: What me think? Never!
Kimble: Can I explode her brains?
Ed: No let Scar do that…
Kimble: damn…
Izumi: Edward.
Ed: Yes teacher?
Izumi: Have you been using the skills you got on Yock Island?
Ed: *sweat drop *
Izumi: * death glare *
Ed: *hides behind Kelsey *
Kelsey: *grabs Ed and puts him in front of her * dude I might be crazy but I’m not crazy enough to go against her!
Greed: I’m not sure any one is.
Ed: *hides behind Greed *
Greed: *pushes him away * dude I might be a human shield but I’m not going to protect you…
Ed: *uses Nikki as a shield *
Nikki: *sees Izumi really mad * *hides behind Ed *
Ed: NO I NEED TO HIDE BEHIND YOU!
Nikki: NO WAY!! She can get scary!
Ed: SO!?
Nikki: “so” my ass! I don’t want to get my ass kicked!
Kelsey: Izumi-Chan can you kill Nikki for me?
Izumi: Edward first then Nicollette…
Ed& Nikki: *run away*
Izumi: *Goes after them *
Kelsey: *evil laugh *
Havoc: ya okay she’s officially crazy…
Kelsey: I’m not crazy I’m just unique…
Greed: ya in an insane way…
Kelsey: shut up…*looks at her watch * oh crap we have to go… *snaps now Nikki, Ed, and Izumi are back *
Nikki: What is it that time already?
Kelsey: yes now then WAVE!!
Everyone: *waves*
Nikki: I think I’ll be having chimera for dinner…
Kelsey: * gives Nikki the glare’o’death * Hey Nikki… what’s 2x4?
Nikki: 8?
Kelsey: NO A PLANK OF WOOD!! *Hits Nikki with a 2x4 of wood *
Kimble: that was a bad joke…
Nikki: *rubbing her head *
Kelsey: Any way make sure to vote someone off! We need at least 5 votes!
Nikki: Other wise we’ll do elimination round…
Kelsey: yes it will be a living hell…
Nikki: Ya that weird obstacle coarse with meaningless objectives.
Kelsey: hey it’s not weird! It’s stupid as hell!
Nikki: that it is, so vote someone off!
Kelsey: yes or we’ll use the weird ass coarse of doom! Were 12 people will go in and only 11 will come out! MUAHAHAHAHAH!!
Nikki: yes we’ll air lift the loser to a near by city were they can go home.
Kelsey: Thanks for taking out all the horror of the obstacle coarse!
Nikki: it’s not even scary! It’s a bunch of partner obstacles!
Kelsey: SHUT UP!!! *Hits her with a history book repeatedly * *looks at book that now has blood on it * Well history does have use after all.
Greed: Finally…
Kimble: Well the books do…
Kelsey: *chucks the book over her shoulder and hits Envy in the face *
Ed: Loser!! *Points and laughs *
Kelsey: So you all tomarrow on FMA ISLAND!!
Nikki: *gets up * I thought it was called “Alchemy Island”.
Kelsey: SHUT IT!! *hits her with a literature book *
Greed: oh that had to hurt…
Kelsey: NOW THEN WAVE AGAIN!! MUHAHAH!!
Everyone: *thinking: there’s no way she’s not crazy. * *waves *
*screen goes blank *
Nikki: HEY WAIT!
Kelsey: SHUT UP!! *hits with a shovel *
BING
DING
PING
Kelsey: DIE DAMN IT!! Okay so you all!
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Tuesday, April 11, 2006

FMA SURVIVOR!! got bored! >.
* At the island *
Kelsey: HEY PPLS!! ^-^
Nikki: oh god… why are we doing this Kels?
Kelsey: FOR NO REASON! Just to torture ppl!
Nikki: *sigh *
Kelsey: We are going to take two teams! A team of boys and a team of girls put them on an island for a month or a year depending on how I feel-
Nikki: you’re evil…
Kelsey: DAMN STRAIGHT!
Nikki: …
Kelsey: Any way, we’ll leave them there for giving them challenges every other day.
Nikki: why would we do that?
Kelsey: I don’t know give them something to do I guess…
Nikki: -_-‘
Kelsey: so the plane should be here in a matter of seconds!
Nikki: “should”
*in the plane *
Havoc: ROY GET YOU ELBOW OUT OF MY GUT!!
Roy: then move!
Ed: SHUT UP!!
Envy: MAKE US!
Ed: *hits envy *
Envy: ow…
Izumi: …. I hate you all…
Lust: Why are we doing this again?
Greed: Great one whole month with out my possessions!
Envy: shut up greed…
Greed: make me girly man...
Envy: WHEN I GET OVER THERE YOUR SO GOING TO REGRET IT!!
Kimble: …
*plane going out of control *
* on the island *
Kelsey: HOLY CRAP THE PLANES GOING TO CRASH!! >.<
Nikki: nice…
Kelsey: OH NO!! HAVOC, GREED AND KIMBLE ARE ON IT!
Nikki: …. AND SO IS ROY AND ED!! *panics *
*plane crashes knocking over a few trees *
*plane door opens *
everyone: * falls out * oww…
Kelsey: WOOT!! NO FATALITES!!
Nikki: Not yet any way *gives Kelsey a death glare *
Lust: *face is in the sand * *looks at Kelsey * Who the hell are you?
Kelsey: YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!!! *Lightening in the background *
Greed: Nice special effects.
Kelsey: Ya think so? I really wanted some fire but they wouldn’t let me.
Nikki: Okay so let us get these morons separated shall we?
Kelsey: Lets!
Nikki& Kelsey: *start picking through the large pile of people *
Nikki: I found Ed!
Kelsey: I found Izumi-Chan!
Izumi: Put me down *death glare *
Kelsey: yes ma’am! *Sets her off to the side*
Nikki: Found Riza! WOOT! ^-^
Kelsey: *shuffles through the pile * I FOUND HAVOC!! SQUEE!! ^-^ *Glomps havoc*
Havoc: YAY I HAVE A FANGIRL!!! IN YOUR FACE ROY!!
Kelsey: *sets him off to the side*
Nikki: I found Envy… *death glare *
Kelsey: Whoopie flippin’ do!
Nikki: *tosses him over her shoulder *
Envy: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Kelsey: Hey cool I found Kimble! Awesome!
Kimble: Drop me or I’ll make you go splodey.
Kelsey: *nods* Yes sir… * puts him safely to the side*
Nikki: OMG!! I FOUND ROY!! *glomps Roy*
Kelsey: Okay keep looking!
Nikki: Your no fun…
Kelsey: I know I know…
* 10-ish minutes later*
Kelsey: ALRIGHTY THEN!! Let get this train off the cliff then (A/N: That’s an original saying by me!)
Havoc: *Raises his hand *
Kelsey: Ya?
Havoc: Why are we here?
Kelsey: Remember at that Christmas party?
All: ya…
Kelsey: when you where all drunk we got you guys to sign a release form saying that you’d do this…
Nikki: SHE did not me…
Kelsey: Ya so well except Ed… he was high off of sugar.
Ed: HEY DON’T BLAME ME!
Nikki: SO THEN HERE’S THE DEAL!
Kelsey: We’ll separate you all into two teams-
Nikki: Girls versus Boys.
Kelsey: * points to one side of the island * On that side of the island is the boys camp.
Nikki: *points to the other side * On the other side however is the girls!
Both: NOW SEPARATE!!
All: OO weird…
*on the girls side *
Riza: I can’t believe I’m here….
Lust: I know…
Winry: Oh cheer up it could be worse!
Sloth: What’s worse then being stuck on an island for who knows how long?
Izumi: Our heads could explode…
Ross: Scar could be here.
Winry: or we could be starving to death
Lust: Gluttony could be here.
Sloth & lust: *shiver *
POOF!
Sloth: “Poof”?
Nikki: Hi there, here’s the deal I’m going to give you guys 10 minutes to think of a name for your team!
All: *huddle **whisper * *argue *
Riza: okay…
Nikki: that was fast…
Riza: We’re team Harem.
Nikki: Team Harem huh? Ya okay… Guess I should wait for Kels then.
* On the guys side*
Everyone: *glaring at each other*
POOF
Everyone: WTF?
Kelsey: yo…
*silence *
Kelsey: okay… here’s the deal make a team name I’m only giving ya 10 minutes so make it quick.
All the guys: *argue, argue, argue, and more arguing *
Kelsey: … *thinking- this is getting stupid *
Roy: FINE GOD!!
Greed: Okay our team name is the man team…
Kelsey: *holding back laughter *
Greed: Is that really the best we could do?
Kimble: Don’t look at me I wanted our name to be “the atomic bombs”…
Havoc: Ya and I thought our name should be “the A team”
Roy: But that was stupid…
Havoc: Your face is stupid….
Greed: ooooooo burn…
Ed: Need some ice for that burn Mustang?
Kelsey: * trying really hard not to laugh* *laughing *
Ed: Told you “Man team” Was a stupid name!! >.<
Kelsey: *calmed down * Okay “Man team” at least we won’t be confused with genders on the team. *sigh * Okay see you all in the morning don’t die now! *walks off *
*on the beach by the plane*
Nikki: I hate you…
Kelsey: What me?
Nikki: Yes you…
Kelsey: Why? *Innocent smile*
Nikki: I wanted to be with the guys,
Kelsey: Ya well rock beats scissors…
Nikki: shut up…
Kelsey: So what’s your team’s name?
Nikki: THEY’RE NOT MY TEAM! >.<
Kelsey: Ya, ya calm down. So what’s the girl’s team name?
Nikki: Team Harem… yours?
Kelsey: …. The Man team…
Nikki: *snort *
Kelsey: *kicks Nikki in the side * SHUDDUP!!
Nikki: Okay.. Okay.. THE MAN TEAM?? WTH TYPE OF NAME IS THAT?
Kelsey: A stupid one..
Nikki: okay my team is so kicking your teams’ Asses!!
Kelsey: I thought it wasn’t your team…
Nikki: Shut it. It is now!
Kelsey: ha loser… I get the hot guys!
Nikki: Shut up… I have Izumi on my team!
Kelsey: MUASTANG! KIMBLE! Dude… your team is so dead…
Nikki: Psh…
Kelsey: THAT’S MY WORD!
Nikki: It isn’t any more…
* Since we’ll be arguing for about an hour I’m going over to the Man team*
Roy: well now what?
Ed: I’ll start a fire…
Havoc: Why can’t Roy do it? I mean he is the “Flame Alchemist”.
Ed: Because I said so… *death glare*
Havoc: *sweat drop * Go, go and build your stupid fire…
Kimble: Well I’m bored!
Roy: Good for you Kimble…
Kimble: * glare * I think I’ll make some fish explode.
Envy: I think I’ll go get food… maybe play a prank or two… Before I kill someone…
Ed: Kill Mustang first!
Roy: * tosses a small piece of drift wood at Ed’s head*
Ed: *death glare*
Greed: … I’m going to go do something…
Havoc: I’m going to explore a bit I guess…
Roy: I’m going to… not be here…
Everyone but Ed: *gone *
Ed: creepy… o_0
* Team Harem *
Winry: *off digging holes *
Lust: What is that girl doing?
Riza: making an “Anti Pervert Barrier” as she calls it.
Sloth: A what??
Riza: Basically to make sure that the boys aren’t being perverts…
Izumi: That’s stupid…
Riza: no with Havoc and Roy on this island it’s good thing.
Ross: *nod *
Winry: *covering the holes with banana leaves* MUHAHA!!! FINISHED!!!
All: -_-‘
Winry: *dancing * *singing *
Lust: *sigh * I swear when I get the chance I’m voting her off…
*Kelsey pops up * MUHAHA!! Sorry can’t do that! ^-^
Izumi: Why not?
Kelsey: Because this is my island and you have to do what ever I say! Okay Izumi-Chan?
Izumi: *death glare *
Kelsey: *squeak* I mean uhh… the readers… get to vote people off... Uh… Hehehe…
All: *death glare *
Winry: *skids into view on her knees * I finished!! MUHAHA!!! Ow my knees…
Lust: idiot…
Kelsey: *claps * wow you’re a bright one now aren’t cha?
Winry: I’m LURVED!! <3
All: *sigh * stupid…
Kelsey: OKAY!! Here’s the deal there are counselor sessions every day at the edge of the beach where the plane was. Actually still is… It doesn’t work any more *whispers- stupid pilot*
Sloth: “counselor sessions”?
Kelsey: YEP! I’ll be the counselor for today! Woot go me! I’ll see you all at sun down!
*Vanishes in a puff of smoke *
All: …*Cough *
*Man team *
Nikki: *appears * *looks around * Where are those idiots?
Ed: doing something…
Nikki: *snaps her fingers *
All the men: *are back at camp *
Greed: HOLY SHIT!! >.o
Havoc: whoa spooky…
Roy: that was weird…
Envy: my stomach…. I think I’m going to hurl…
Nikki: Get used to it palm-tree-boy!
Envy: I’m not a palm tree! >.<
Nikki: Shut up… okay here’s the deal! Counselor sessions at sun down. Got it?
Everyone: *nod *
Nikki: good… now back to what ever the hell you were doing! *Snaps fingers twice *
*Everyone is back to what they were doing*
*At sun set *
Kelsey: Ready Nick?
Nikki: DAMMIT YOU KNOW I HATE BEING CALLED THAT!!
Kelsey: ya I know I love your reaction though!
Nikki: What ever let’s do this already…
Kelsey: 3-2-1!
Nikki and Kelsey: *snap their fingers *
Envy: can I walk next time? *A little pale*
Ed: Oh god my stomach feels like it’s been put in a blender!
Winry: whoa! What just happened!?
Kelsey: nothing Winry…
Winry: okay…. *smiles*
Everyone: stupid…
Kelsey: OKAY THEN!! We’ll start with the * snicker * Man team. First up, Kimble…
Kelsey & Kimble: *walk into the totaled plane *

Kelsey: Okay Kimble what’s on your mind?
Kimble: I hate my team…
Kelsey: and why is that?
Kimble: They’re all stupid.
Kelsey: No offense but your not the brightest marble in the shed. (A/N that’s a family saying combining roundest marble, sharpest tool, and brightest light bulb)
Kimble: huh?
Kelsey: NEXT!!

Kelsey: Next is Greed…
Greed: *walks in and sits down *
Kelsey: Hi Greed. Have any thing on your mind today?
Greed: … I miss my money and my big house back in Dublith…
Kelsey: any thing else?
Greed: no…
Kelsey: You may leave then… NEXT!!

Kelsey: next up to bat would be Roy…
Roy: *walks in and sits down *
Kelsey: So what’s up?
Roy: I wish there was a girl or two on my team…
Kelsey: Well to bad. This is Boy vs. Girl.
Roy: *sigh * I’m leaving…
Kelsey: KAY SEE YA!! NEXT!!!

Kelsey: Next up is… HAVOC!! SQUEE! ~_~
Havoc: *walks in *
Kelsey: HI HAVOC!!
Havoc: hi!
Kelsey: So what’s on your mind?
Havoc: nothing much.
Kelsey: okay…
*silence*
Kelsey: I LOVE YOU!! *glomps havoc *
Nikki: *pulls havoc away *
Kelsey: your evil…
Nikki: NEXT!!

Kelsey: *sigh * next up is… Envy-sama
Envy: *sits down*
Kelsey: Hello what’s on your mind?
Envy: Nothing…
Kelsey: Nothing or something?
Envy: Why is Greed on my team?
Kelsey: Well it was a close call we couldn’t figure out if you were a girl or a boy.
Envy: I’M A-
Kelsey: a what?
Envy: I’m leaving for dignity sake…
Kelsey: BYE!! NEXT VICTIM!!

Kelsey: And of coarse Edward-Chan
Ed: …. *Sits*
Kelsey: Waz up Ed?
Ed: Nothing…
Kelsey: Nothing or SOMETHING?
Ed: … I wish Al were here…
Kelsey: Why is that?
Ed: We never go any where without each other.
Kelsey: Ya I’ve noticed… *doodling pictures of havoc on a clip board*
Ed: *sigh *
Kelsey: You can go now…
Ed: FINE I WILL!!

*team Harem*
Kelsey: Okay first up for Team H. is Riza Hawkeye
Riza: *walks in and sits quietly *
Kelsey: Anything on your mind today?
Riza: Ya can I kill you?
Kelsey: No
Riza: Can I kill any one else on this island?
Kelsey: no... you can beat the crap out of them though just as long as it’s not me. Kick Nikki’s ass. She deserves it for steeling my word.
Riza: OO
Kelsey: You may leave now.
Riza: *Walks away *

Kelsey: Next is Izumi! WOO!
Izumi: *walks in *
Kelsey: Hi anything on your mind?
Izumi: No nothing presently.
Kelsey: Miss your husband at all?
Izumi: *sigh * ya I miss him.
Kelsey: Oh I’m sorry about that.
Izumi: Oh well I’ll live.
Kelsey: True.
Izumi: Can I go now?
Kelsey: Yes you may.
Izumi: Thank you.

Kelsey: Next up is… Winry… oh god…
Winry: *spins around before sitting*
Kelsey: … hi anything on your mind?
Winry: I BUILT AN ANTI PERVERT BARRIER!!
Kelsey: That’s nice.
Winry: MUHAHAHAH!!! NO PERVERT WILL GET THREW NOW!!
Kelsey: *mouths the words- Please vote her off! >.< *
Winry: I SAY THAT!!
Kelsey: YOU SAW NOTHING!!
Winry: I’M TELLING THAT OTHER GIRL!! *runs out of the room *
Kelsey: -_-‘

Kelsey: Now we have Lust! Woot!
Lust: *walks in sits down and fixes her dress *
Kelsey: Hello lust anything on your mind?
Lust: No I’m just happy that I’m not near Gluttony.
Kelsey: Ya how do you put up with that obese blob of stupidity?
Lust: a lot of patience.
Kelsey: damn that’s a lot of patience!
Lust: *nods *
Kelsey: Anything else because if you’re done you may go.
Lust: I’ll take up that offer.

Kelsey: Up next is Sloth!
Sloth: *calmly walks in and sits down *
Kelsey: Hello sloth…
Sloth: ….
Kelsey: Quite type huh? So is anything on your mind?
Sloth: no…
Kelsey: …. Okay… you may go Sloth…
Sloth: *nods and walks out *

Kelsey: And the last person for today is… Maria Ross!
Ross: *walks in and sits down *
Kelsey: Anything on your mind today?
Ross: Nothing at all.
Kelsey: Are you sure? No problems with the name of your team or any differences between you and a teammate?
Ross: Well Winry is getting on my nerves!
Kelsey: She gets on everyone’s nerves!
Ross: Can I “accidentally” shoot her in the head?
Kelsey: make it look like a big enough accident and you’ll get off free. I’ll even pay you.
Ross: it’s a deal!
Kelsey: good!
Nikki: KELSEY! ARE YOU TRYING TO ASSASSINATE WINRY AGAIN!?
Kelsey: NO, YES, WHAT’S THE RIGHT AWSNER? I WAS DEAD AT THE TIME!!
Nikki: …. Kelsey….
Kelsey: NO!!! DON’T KILL ME!! >.o
Nikki: Pardon me Ross… *Pulls Kelsey away by the ear *
WHACK!
CRACK!
PING! (A/N: the sound of metal hitting something hard like my head >.<)
Ross: >.< oh that doesn’t sound good!
Kelsey: *walks back in the room * *bloody bruised and covered in dust *
Nikki: Your excused Maria. *Holding a metal bat in her hand *
Ross: *nod walks out of the room in a mad panic *

Kelsey: OKAY!! THAT ENDS THAT!!
Winry: Is your leg supposed to bend that way? *pokes Kelsey’s leg*
Kelsey: Well damn *leg is all twisted backwards *
Greed: That looks painful…
Kelsey: I can’t feel it so I’m a little worried…
Nikki: Serves you right….
Kelsey: *snaps her fingers **Nikki flies 110 miles up* Eat bunk bitch! (A/N: bunk is a weird L.A.R.P. term for doing things like sending ppl 60 miles back or 110 miles up in the air it’s awesome)
Nikki: *snaps *
Kelsey: *freezes her* (A/N: that’s another form of bunk)
Nikki: *free falls*
Kelsey: fine I’m not that cruel! *Snaps * *Nikki is on the ground again and unfrozen*
Nikki: *tackles Kelsey*
Kelsey: *snaps fingers * *Nikki is now back 60 miles back and into the water *
Nikki: *splash *
Havoc: That was awesome!
Kelsey: TAKE THAT!! *Shakes fist in the air * *looks at her leg * I should probably fix that huh? *Snaps fingers * *legs fixed*
Izumi: … that was weird…
Ed: … hey could you turn my auto male limbs into real limbs?
Kelsey: I guess so… *snaps fingers *
Winry: BUT ED!! I MADE THOSE JUST FOR YOU! THAT WAS THE BEST AUTO MALE I EVER MADE!!
Ed: ._. I know… I hate it though…
Winry: Oo
Ed: *looks at arm * REAL LIMBS!!! YEAH!!!
Kelsey: *snaps again *
*Some where off in Resembul *
Al: I’M A REAL BOY!! ^-^
*Back on Alchemy Island* (A/N: Yes Alchemy Flipin’ Island!)
Ed: Did I just hear something?
Kelsey: You’ll see…
Nikki: *wet *
Kelsey: HEY NIKKI!! Waz up?
Nikki: *drags Kelsey into the brush *
Kelsey: NOOOOO!! DON’T KILL ME!! >,<
All: Oo
WHACK!
PING!
BING!
DING!
Kelsey: MY SKULL!!!
Greed: it’s times like this that I’m glad I have the ultimate shield.
Kelsey: *limps back*
Nikki: *holding a metal bat and a brick both covered in blood *
Kelsey: *snaps * *healed * *glares at Nikki * *snaps three times * *looks up*
Izumi: *looks around * Where did she go?
Kelsey: 330 miles up. *points up *and I’m going to watch her fall!
Winry: THAT’S EVIL!!!
Kelsey: Get used to it!
All: *mouths open *
Nikki: *snaps two time *
Kelsey: *up there next to her * Love you too…
Nikki: If I’m going down you’re coming with me…
Kelsey: *snaps * *both on the ground * you’re a total evil ass you know that right?
Nikki: I’ve been called worse…
Kelsey: *cough-I bet!-cough*
Nikki: *death glare * Will you ever learn?
Kelsey: NOPE!!! ^-^
Everyone: -_-‘
Kelsey: Yo everyone wave! Now damn it! *gets ready to snap *
Everyone: *slightly waving *
Lust: She’s a psychopath!
Greed: *nods *
Kelsey: HEARD THAT!! But it’s true so I let it slide.
Everyone: *A little freaked out *

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Saturday, March 25, 2006

Okay heres that chapter ^-^
“You need to cherish what you have left of the dead, so you can remember them forever. After all no one is truly dead until they are forgotten,” She laughed.
“I don’t want to remember him though! He was a jerk for leaving me like that.” My yell became a soft whisper.
“You two were friends though. You want to remember him but the truth is that it kills you inside right?” Zoë asked me.
I brought my legs up to my chest and rapped my arms around them, I nodded my head, “It’s amazing how you know all of this at your age.”
“Ya it’s weird I’m only sixteen and I know more then you do.”
I looked at her and laughed, “I know it scares me now!” I messed up her hair. She patted it back into place.
“Feeling any better?” she asked.
“A little thanks for asking.” I sighed.
“Let’s get down then. You know I’m afraid of heights.” She shuttered.
“You go ahead I’m staying out here for tonight.” I suggested.
“Suit yourself.” She went to window and disappeared again.
I rested my hand on the cold roof I shivered and put my back on my chimney. The moon made it bright enough to see the ground below. I leaned over the edge of the roof and stood up. I looked around, and looked at the ground again. I walked to the other side of the roof and ran back I jumped up and landed hard on the ground. Pain shot through my foot I sat down for a few seconds until it passed. I took out my keys and went back inside. I jumped onto my bed and went to sleep.
“Aki wake up. There are two young men waiting for you.” Zoë shook my shoulders to wake me up.
“Ah man again?” I sat up and rubbed my eyes. “Tell them I’ll be down in a second,” I yawned.
“Yes Aki.” She agreed and went down stairs.
I stood up and walked to my mirror I was still wearing my uniform. I sighed and put some regular clothes on. O walked down stairs to two men in black clothing stood one had glasses on and had short blonde hair. The other had short brown hair the covered one of his eyes and a short ponytail, “Can I help you?” I asked.
“Aki it’s us! Don’t you remember?” the one with brown hair asked.
I shook my head, “Well if you don’t remember then maybe this will bring back your memory,” the man with glasses stated, he took a deep breath, “Aki shape up and become a little more lady like or you’ll never catch a husband if you act like that!” he looked at me angry.
“Oh my god! James!” I exclaimed, “I didn’t recognize you with the hair!”
“Ya I cut it shortly after you left.” James laughed.
I looked at the other man, “You I forgot. Who are you again?”
“You really don’t remember me?” He said disappointed.
“I’m sorry but I really don’t”
“How could you he only asked you out fifty times.”
I looked at him closely, “Wait hold on Kafele?” I asked.
“Yep you do remember!” Kafele said happily.
“How could I not you are a total pervert!” I said angrily.
“He hasn’t changed either.” James laughed.
“Not surprising.”
“Come on it’s been years. Can’t you forget that already?”
“Nope.” I shook my head.
“Your so unfair.” He sobbed.
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“So why are you here?” I asked.
“We have something we need to tell you. Aeon is after you.” Kafele said sternly.
“How do you know about Aeon?”
“She’s been looking for you. She’s been going after everyone that knows you Aki.” James interrupted.
Kafele hit him in the head, “Don’t interrupt her idiot.”
“What ever.” James shrunk down in his chair.
We talked about the problem for hours and how we were going to get around it. “I heard she’s in town today.” James came out and said.
“Yes we heard that she was going to attack you today. But we hope we’re wrong.” Kafele mentioned.
I sighed and got out of my chair. “Well might as well get it over with.” I looked at them.
“No you shouldn’t.” Kafele begged.
“It’s going to happen at some point so I might as well do it now right?”
“Right but “he paused,” Never mind”
“Okay then. So were is she?”
“We have reason to believe at were ever you work. We thought it would be here.”
“Nope I don’t work here anymore. I just live here.”
“Then were do you work?” James asked.
“I’m a state alchemist.”
“Wow you a state alchemist.” Kafele said shocked.
“Wait, oh crap! She’s going to be looking for me and I’m not going to be there!”
I ran up stairs and grabbed my watch. I ran back down almost falling. :Come on do you want to help or not?” I ran out the door.
They got up and followed me. “So were is it exactly?”
“You’ll know when you see it!” I exclaimed.
“There you are!” Aeon jumped in front of me I almost ran into her.
“Let’s get this over with Aeon!” I got ready to fight.
“Suit yourself.” She pulled out a knife and jabbed at me.
I dodged the strike and kicked her. She jumped back and lunged at my stomach I ran out of the way she just barely got my side at this point a crowd began to form. “Let’s go somewhere a little more secluded?”
“Fine by me!” I yelled.
We turned and ran to head quarters. “Why are we going to head quarters Aeon?”
“To set an example!” She smiled.
“What are you planning?” James yelled from behind us.
“What are you doing here?” Aeon asked.
“We’re with Aki!” Kafele argued.
“Well then say goodbye to her because after today I’ll kill at least one of you.” She grinned.
We got to the head quarters she stopped, “Lets go Aki!” she took her knife out again. She ran towards me and slashed my shoulder. I grabbed it in pain. She laughed.
I looked at Kafele and James they both had worry on their faces. I looked back at Aeon she was still laughing, “I can’t wait to kill you so I can finally be relieved of my past.” She ran at me again and cut my wrist, legs and stomach. I hunched over in pain.
She slid the knife back in its hilt and laughed, “Well I might as well get a kick out of this!” She kicked me down onto the ground.
I looked at her and got up again, “I’ll never give up Aeon. I’ll kill you someday.”
She laughed again, “Ya right.” She kicked me in the side. It sent me over to were James had been standing.
I got up again, Kafele stood in front of me, “Go get help Aki!” he ordered.
“I can’t just leave you here!” I yelled.
“What’s the point of living any way? There’s just one thing I need to tell you before I do this,” he turned around to look at me, “I loved ever since I first saw you Aki!”
I stared at him, “Get in line Kafele.” I sighed.
“I want to protect you Aki! You were always there for me! I’m not going to let you die here Aki!” He turned around and pulled out a gun. “Get going! James you too!”
I nodded and turned away. I looked back Kafele was shooting at her like there was no tomorrow. I saw a glimpse of light I stopped and looked at it. Aeon was to close to Kafele she lunged at him and put the knife into his stomach. Kafele dropped the gun and fell onto the ground, “Kafele!” I yelled. I tried to run to him but James grabbed me.
“No it’s to late Aki!” James struggled to keep me still.
I freed myself and ran to Kafele. “Kafele? Are you alright?” I sobbed.
“I’d protect you to the end Aki.” Blood drooled from his mouth. He touched my face, “stay strong for me Aki.” His hand fell to the ground his eyes closed.
I stood up without a tear. I turned to Aeon with anger she was laughing evilly her bone-chilling laugh made my blood boil, “Shut up!” I yelled.
“Oh look I hit a nerve!” she laughed.
“I said shut up!” I went to punch her she kicked me in the stomach. I gained my balance back and went to attack her again.
A gunshot came from nowhere and shot the knife out of Aeon’s hand I stopped and looked around. “Kafele!” I yelled.
He was standing drenched in blood. One eye was closed and his ponytail dripped with crimson blood. He dropped the gun to his side and walked to me. “Sorry it took me so long.” He apologized.
“Not at all.”
He was breathing heavily I could tell he was in a lot of pain. Aeon smiled. “How fun you aren’t dead yet.”
“Shut up and die.” Kafele barked, “Aki take her down and I’ll finish her off.” He whispered to me.
I nodded and ran to Aeon. She stood there like she didn’t care. I grabbed her wrist and threw her over to Kafele. He glared at her. He aimed the gun at her head. “Any last words?” he asked her keeping his finger on the trigger.
“Ya,”
“Say before I change my mind.”
“See you in hell.” She smiled. A glint of light hit something in her hand; she flicked it at his chest. Kafele fell to the ground and pulled out a small throwing knife from his shoulder. I turned to look for Aeon she had disappeared
“Man what a bad aim.” He sighed, chucking the knife over his shoulder.
“Thank god for that.” I sighed.
I sat next to him James walked up to us. “You dead yet?” he leaned over us.
“How nice of you to ask.” Kafele glared at him.
He stood up, “Sit down stupid!” I yelled.
“Why should I?” he replied smugly.
“Sit down or I’ll kick your ass!” I yelled standing up.
“No way!” he looked away.
“Suit yourself!” I kicked him in the shin and again in the back. “I really didn’t want to do that but you made me.”
He was hunched over in pain. “I hate you.” He moaned.
I glared at him “Sit,” I suggested glaring at him.
“Nope.” He stood up tall again.
“Just sit dumb ass.” James sighed.
I looked at his feet he was standing in a pool of blood. I jumped on his shoulders, “Sit damn you!”
“Alright.” He moaned and sat down.
“Good.” I kneeled down and patted his head.
He glared at me and looked at his shoes. “Wait I’m sitting in blood aren’t I?”
“Ya so?”
“That’s just gross.” He got up and walked over to a spot that didn’t have blood.
“It’s your own blood though.” James laughed.
“Ya well it’s still gross.” Kafele argued. He sat down and winced.
“Aki we need to take him back to the bakery. I need to bandage his wounds.” He grabbed my shoulder.
“Okay, but why shouldn’t we get a doctor?” I looked at him confused.
“Your looking at one.” He smiled.
“Wait you’re a doctor now? I have to tell you I’m impressed!” I was stunned by his achievement.
“Thanks Aki!” James replied gleefully.
I swung one of Kafele’s arms over my neck and James did the same, we carried him back to the bakery. He sat in a chair and looked at the ceiling. James went behind the counter and grabbed a small black bag. He placed it on a flat surface and opened it he took out bandages and walked to Kafele. The bakery hadn’t opened yet we were still in preparation to open. Kafele had to take his shirt off so James could bind his wounds. Zoë sent Mercy out of the room of course she gave an argument and Nicollette pushed her out the door. James began to examine how deep the wounds were and how long it would take for them to heal. “I’d say a good month or two before they heal over completely.” He whipped blood off his hands and started to unravel the bandages.
“So why did you fake death?” I asked Kafele keeping the edge out of my voice.
“I didn’t I was merely waiting for death.” He sighed.
“Never give up on life. Even if it seems like your going to die at any second you shouldn’t give up.” I murmured to him. I turned and walked up stairs. Looking at my blood stained knees, yet another outfit ruined. I opened my door and went to my dresser; I grabbed some shorts, white t-shirt, and a blue button up shirt I pulled the shirt over my head and pulled my hair out. A knock came at my door, “Talk through the door!” I yelled.
“Miss Aki the colonel just called and he told you that he has an assignment for you.” Katie told me her voice was muffled by the door.
“Cut the ‘Miss’ crap you know I hate it.” I barked, at her.
“Sorry Aki.” She apologized.
“Did he tell you when he wanted to talk to me?” I asked pulling on a sleeve.
“This afternoon.” She sighed.
“Damn it!” I cursed Roy.
She laughed at me. I opened a drawer that had my uniform; I grabbed the mini skirt and sighed. I took the rest of my uniform out quickly. I put on my new uniform and opened the door, Katie was still laughing the second she saw me she laughed even harder, “Shut up!” I walked steadily down stairs and looked at everyone. Kafele looked at me and smiled, James nose began to bleed, and Nicollette started laughing, I glared at her, “shut up Nick!” I called her by her nickname, which she hated.
I walked out side and walked to head quarters scowling all the way. I looked at the tall building and sighed. I walked in and got immediate attention I had to push men away from me to get to Roy’s office. I slammed the door open. Everyone looked at me I scanned the room and walked to Roy’s desk, “What do you want me for?” I sighed.
“There’s a thief in Daner that also is murdering its victims.” He answered leaning back in his chair.
“A thief? Why don’t you get Fullmetal or someone of lower rank to do it?” I dropped my shoulders.
“You know that place better then anyone else.” He replied back.
“Fine I’ll do it.”
“Now then for this little assignment you have a choice, you can go solo or you can go with another person.”
“Solo.” I declared, “If it’s just a thief I’ll have it done in a few days.”
“That will be all.” I nodded, “oh and nice uniform,” he stated almost laughing.
I turned around with my hand in a fist. I dropped it and went out the door. I shut the door and the horde of men was still there. I opened the door and went back inside, “I think I’ll use the window.”
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I packed my clothes in a small suitcase and walked downstairs Zoë looked at me intrigued, “Where are you going now?” she questioned.
“I’m leaving on business Zoë while I’m gone your in charge.” I pointed to her.
“Why me?” she boasted.
“Because your handy!” I smiled she glared at me she hated being in charge no one listens to her.
I walked out the door it was barely raining out. I covered my eyes with my hand it was freezing any colder and it could snow. I went back inside and climbed upstairs my hands could barely turn my doorknob because they were so num. I pushed my door open and grabbed my jacket I looked at my harmonica that sat on my dressier I grabbed it and pushed it into my pocket. Katie walked in and glared at me, “Were do you think your going?” I looked at her without turning my head, “well?”
“Work Katie just work.” I walked past her not caring about what she thought. She tugged on my hair I let out a small cry of pain, “What the hell” she pulled me backwards.
“You better come back.” She glared at me.
“What will you do if I don’t?” she let go of my hair I sighed and walked out the door.
The rain began to pour on me. I glared at the sky it wasn’t a very good day for me. I sighed and carried on. “Damn weather.” I whispered to myself quietly.
I reached the train station and boarded the train. I took my seat quietly and looked out to the world and gave a long sigh. The fields became more and more green the color deepening by the mile. I reached Daner and got off the train. I scanned the area and walked down the small wooden steps. I walked to my house ignoring all of my memories both of my parents and Justin. I opened the door and looked at the bloodstains that had darkened I dropped my suitcase by the door. I went over to the staircase I ran my hand over the railing. I remember when my father and I would slide down it my mother would always laugh and join in. That was my only memory that I want to remember.
I walked up the stairs slowly I reached the hall at the top I glided my hands along the wall and reached my old room. I opened the door my room was a mess just as I had left it. My bed was unmade; clothing was left on the ground, and alchemy books sat under my bed. My parents had forbidden me to ever learn alchemy. I did it any way. I would barrow books from my friend, Damien. We would go into his attic and he’d teach me simple alchemy. “I wonder if he’s still lives here.” I asked myself.
I left my house and went down the street to were his father lived. I knocked on the door. Davu, Damien’s father, answered the door, “Hey old man!” I smiled.
“Aki? Is that really you?” he looked at me in surprise, “Damien and I thought you were dead! Everyone did!”
“Davu were is Damien? I want to pay him a visit.” I asked him gleefully.
“He owns an inn a few miles east.” He pointed in the direction.
“Thanks old man see later.” I turned and started to walk.
“Hey I’m not that old!” he yelled at me.
“Whatever.” I laughed.
“Hey wait your wearing a military uniform!” he pointed out.
“Ya I’m a state alchemist now! That’s why I want to visit him.” I walked down the street looking over my shoulder occasionally.
I finally got to the inn I walked inside, “Hi can I speak to Damien?” I leaned on the counter to talk to the girl behind it.
“Yes hold on I’ll go get him.” She smiled and disappeared into another room. I looked around a man came up from behind me he was wearing a vest that had fur around the collar, had a tattoo on his left hand and was wearing sunglasses. The girl returned with Damien I smiled, “Hey Dame!”
“Aki? It can’t be you! You’re a state alchemist.” He sighed.
“Dame it’s me believe it. Only I would know that when you were a kid you-“
“Okay it’s you! I get it!” he stopped me before I could any say another word, “wait. You’re a state alchemist! I never thought you would actually keep your promise! So what’s your state name?” he asked me curiously.
“The Frost Alchemist! I use the moisture in the air to make ice.” I smiled with pride. “So what’s up with you any thing happen while I was gone?”
“Well I’m married now.” He laughed.
“You sly dog whose the lucky girl?”
“Actually it’s a guy.” I looked at him with shock, “kidding! Kidding her name is Jessica.”
“Don’t do that!” I boasted.
“Sorry if you want I’ll introduce you two later. Any way what are you here for?” he smiled.
“I wanted to thank you for teaching me alchemy! That and,” I leaned in a little closer, “I need a lead on a thief that kills its victims. Have you heard?” I asked him trying to stay as quite as possible.
“No this is news to me. How long have you been looking?” he whispered to me.
“I just started today, it’s a lot easier to have information before you start the search.”
“I heard of that thief! That sick person only tracks down women. He stalks them at night and then kills them. Every time a body is found the heart is gone!” the girl that I had talked to earlier said.
“Thanks Katrina.” Damien thanked the girl; “Aki if you want you can ask my costumers or some of my employees about that thief.”
“Thanks Dame.” I smiled at him kindly.
“No problem. It’s the least I can do for an old friend just come and talk to me if you have any questions or if you need a favor okay?”
“Ya.” I looked around the man who was standing next to me was looking at me. I looked at him, “Excuse me would you happen to know about a thief that murders its victims?” I asked him.
“Even if I did know I wouldn’t help you.” He said smugly.
I glared at him. I turned my attention back to Damien. A scream came from outside. “I’ll be back in a second!” I ran out and looked around. A man with a gun was walking out of a store with a hostage.
I clapped my hands and blew on one snow shot forth and the man dodged it. “How annoying.” He pointed the gun at me and began to shoot me I dodged his bullets. I got close enough to punch him I pulled my arm back I was kicked in the stomach. I kicked him in the head he looked at me and smirked. “Little girl that hurt.”
“Who are you calling ‘little’?” I scowled at him. He aimed the gun at my head I grabbed his wrist and pushed him to the ground. I clapped my hands and pushed them against his head, “brain freeze!” he let out a scream in pain. Damien came out along with a few other people the man with the cocky attitude just looked out the door. He was smiling grimly.
I looked at him. I sighed and walked back into the inn. The man with the glasses moved out of my way. Damien walked up to me, “How did you do that without a transmutation circle Aki?” he asked me in astonishment.
“Well if you must know I attached a human soul to a suit of armor,” I rested my arm on the counter.
“A human transmutation?” he whispered.
“I know I went against your word. I’m sorry for that.” I sighed.
“Is that why you have a mechanical arm? Because of a transmutation.” He scowled at me.
I averted my head away. The man with the glasses came up to me, “How would you like to become one of my subordinates?” he asked me.
“Hell no.” I glared at him, “I remain loyal to the state.”
“Are you sure I’m pretty powerful.” He tried to per sway me.
“What part of ‘hell no’ don’t you get?” I told him sternly.
“That’s what I mean your tough and don’t take other peoples crap.” He closed one eye. “You’d be perfect as one of my subordinates!”
“Go to hell.” I rested my chin on my hand.
“Been there done that.” He leaned over the counter. I looked at him. I sighed and walked out.
“Bye Dame. I’ll see you around.” I opened the door to the inn and walked out. I walked to my old house and stopped at my old tree. I tried to climb up it but never succeeded I grabbed a low branch and swung up I grabbed another the process continued till I the branches got to flimsy to stand on. I sat down on the branch I was standing on I took out my harmonica and began to play. The song was sad and notes were perfectly pitch. I closed my eyes and kept them that way. I finished my song and lowered the harmonica. “That song could bring a grown man to tears.” A voice said to me.
I looked down a man stood there I couldn’t remember if I knew them or not. “Do I know you?” I questioned him.
“I’m not surprised. We haven’t talked in years.” He didn’t smile his face was emotionless, “I’m Haben. It’s been a while Aki.” I glared at him.
“What do you want,” I shut my eyes.
“Nothing I heard your harmonica and decided to investigate.”
“That’s so kind of you now shoo.” I started to play my harmonica again.
He shrugged his shoulders and left. I continued to play my harmonica the song echoed in my ears. I stopped playing and put my harmonica away. I climbed down tree trying not to fall off. On the last branch I slipped and fell I landed hard on my back. I stood up my back tingled with pain. I moved slowly into my house. I looked at the bloodstains again I sighed I was sick of looking at them. I filled a bucket with water and grabbed a rag I took my jacket off. I kneeled over my mothers crimson stain and began to rub it away. I needed to pass the time so I could catch that deluded criminal. I scrubbed at the stain I wiped the sweat from my forehead. I only cleaned up half of the blood I had been working on. I stood up and picked up the bucket of water. I poured it over the blood and waited for the stains to loosen a bit. I grabbed a mop from the closet and began to clean up the watery mess. I grabbed the rag again and began to scrub my plan worked the blood took less effort to clean. I looked out the window it was already nighttime. I stood up and walked into my mother’s old room it brought me only depression I grabbed one of her silk dresses and put it on. It was red and small but it fit I grabbed a ruby necklace that I remember her wearing. I got a pair of her old shoes I was more surprised that they fit me at all. I stood up trying not to fall. I did everything I could to cloak my true appearance not even my friends would be able to recognize me now. I put up my hair in a bun a lock of my hair curled in front of my face.
I left my house keeping a gun in my purse in case I was attacked. I went to a bar the one place I could be myself at. I entered the bar and sat on a stool pretending I was waiting for someone. I looked around in the corner was the man that I had met at the inn. He was looking at me and smiling. I averted my head in disgust I wasn’t in the mood. I turned to the bar keeper, “Hey old man scotch on the rocks.” I smirked.
“Hey lady I’m not old!” he placed a glass in front of me and filled it with scotch.
“Ya whatever.” I took a sip and waited.
“So are you waiting for someone?” the bar keeper asked me. “Being dressed up like that you’ve got to be.”
“No just passing threw.” I took another sip.
“You’re kidding! What are you doing all dressed up like that then?”
“No reason.” I looked at him threw one eye, “I just like showing off.” I drank the rest and I left some money on the counter, “Keep the change pops!” I walked out not caring how I left.
I walked down the street again I was getting tired and my feet were sore. I leaned against a wall to rest, “Damn shoes.” I said to myself.
I got a weird feeling that someone was looking at me. I slowly looked behind me. A man stood with a knife over my head he brought it down I ran out of the way. “What the hell?” I looked at him. He smiled grimly he raised his head I could see his eyes now. I was scared I couldn’t help but to panic I took out my gun and tried to shoot him just my luck it was jammed, “damn!” I shoved it back in my purse and started to run in the other direction. I got around the corner before I remembered I could alchemy. I stopped and waited for him to get close enough to use my alchemy on him. He approached fast I clapped my hands together and went to grab his arm he grabbed my wrist and brought the knife down on my left arm. I bounced off my arm I smiled I looked at the dark figure; I grabbed his hand he yelled in pain just like the man that afternoon. The man froze within a few seconds stuck in ice.
I looked around for a payphone dragging the poor frozen soul behind me. I reached a phone just as my back began to hurt. I called up head quarters, “Hello?” Riza stated in an angry tone. There was yelling in the background a crash came “hold on a second Frost.”
“Ya sure.” I waited for a few seconds.
“Would you guys knock it off? I’m trying to talk to someone!” Riza yelled I had to bring the phone away from my ear so it didn’t bleed.
“What the hell is going on over there?” I asked trying to hear over the collection of noises in the background.
“It’s a long story don’t ask.” She sighed heavily, “So what are you calling for?”
“I caught that murderer.” I looked at the frozen statue that sat behind me I looked at my wrist, which it still had a hold of. “Can you send someone over please? I froze him before he let he let go of my wrist. Well I’m stuck now.” I sighed.
“Well send someone over there as soon as we can Frost.” Riza had an edge to her voice probably frustrated from the what ever that was going on in the background.
“Thanks. If you want to find me I’ll be at the train station.” I said sarcastically not truly in the mood for waiting. I hung up the phone and dragged the man along to the train station I was moving way to slow it was getting darker I could barely see a thing. I reached the train station. I sat on a bench and waited for someone from the military. I shivered it was freezing out I wish I wasn’t wearing a dress. I dropped my head; I sighed and looked around waiting for something to happen. “Damn how long does it take to get over here?” I questioned myself I looked at a clock it was almost midnight.
I looked at the man again he would be stuck like that for days. I looked at the ceiling and closed my eyes. I slowly drifted off to sleep. “Miss Frost?” someone grabbed my shoulder. I looked at him it was a man with short black hair I didn’t recognize him though. I stood up and looked at the clock it was one o’clock in the morning.
I looked at the man again, “What took ya?” I smiled. I looked around a small military truck was on the other side of the tracks.
“Sorry about the wait Miss Frost.” He apologized with a smile.
“Don’t call me miss.” I sighed angrily.
“Sorry Frost I forgot about how you are with being called ‘miss’” he laughed.
“That’s more like it,” I said smugly.
I had to go to my house to get my stuff. I made sure I still had my harmonica in my pocket. We walked back to the truck the hardest part was getting the frozen corpse in the back. “Put your backs into it!” I yelled at them sternly.
“Hey we don’t see you helping missy!” one of the men yelled back.
I hit him in the head, “Who are you calling ‘missy’?”
“Who else would I be talking too? You’re the only women here!” he glared at me.
“Shut up! I hate that miss crap! Any way let’s get this guy into the car this year!” I glared back at him and tried to push the body up into the back. It took at least twenty minutes for us to get it in. I sat next to it being that the only way I could get home; I wanted to dislocate my arm so I could move around but getting back in hurts too much.
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“How did you do this Aki?” Havoc was trying to pry the frozen hand off my auto male.
“Talent?” I sighed.
Furey looked at my arm and made sure that Havoc didn’t destroy it. “It’s been three days! How much longer is this guy going to be stuck to you?” Havoc complained.
“A day or two more. Of course I could always dislocate my arm and pop it back in later.” I didn’t mind the thought.
“Why would you want to put pain on yourself?” Furey looked up at me.
“That pain is nothing compared to everything else I’ve gone threw. I have no family, I’ve been injured so many times that I almost forget pain all together,” I sighed. I stared out a window until Havoc got a crowbar. I looked at him shocked, “Damn it! This guy won’t let go!” Havoc shoved the tip between the man’s hand and my wrist.
My hand was finally freed I pulled it close to my body. “Wow you actually got my hand out!” I looked at the mans hand a finger fell off and landed on the ground, “Nice going stupid!” I picked it up and placed it back on the man’s hand, I froze it there.
Everyone had a freaked look on his or her face. “That was disturbing!” Furey shuttered.
I looked at my real hand and smiled, “If you thought that was disturbing you should see this!” I grabbed my middle finger on my real hand and pulled it back until it touched my arm. I smiled grimly and dislocated my thumb, “Hey Furey push on this little spot here!” I pointed to the lump at the base of my thumb. He pushed it; it popped back into place.
“Why would you do that?” Furey looked at me I loved to freak people out.
“Oh you should see this too!” I placed my hand on a table and twisted it around until was at the original position again. I was smiling ear to ear.
“Doesn’t that hurt?” Furey asked me staring at my arm.
“A little but trust me it doesn’t hurt as much as getting a,” I stopped myself almost spilling out one of secrets. Only one person knew about it.
“Getting a what?” he looked at me a little confused.
I didn’t reply, “She means that it doesn’t hurt as much as getting a tattoo.” Havoc blurted out.
“Oh my god shut up!” I shook my hands out.
“Oh ya I wasn’t supposed to tell anyone.” Havoc shrugged his shoulders.
“Whoa wait you have a tattoo? Since when?” Breda asked me.
“Oh did I forget to mention she doesn’t have one but two?” Havoc stated.
“Shut up!” I yelled.
“What they already know you have a tattoo!” Havoc smiled.
“Wait were exactly are your tattoos?” Breda looked at me expecting an answer.
“On her stomach and back.” Havoc answered for me again.
“Will you shut up?” I turned to him.
“Wow you learn something new everyday.” Breda laughed.
I elbowed Havoc in the side. “Thanks a lot Havoc now everyone knows,”
“Roy doesn’t know.” He pointed out.
“What don’t I know?” Roy walked threw the door. We all looked at him.
“Aki has a tattoo!” Havoc boasted.
Roy looked at me blankly, “Since when?”
“Since she was twenty. Well for one any way.” Havoc laughed.
I dropped my head, “Havoc I should hit you in the head right now but I love you to much to do that so I’m going to kick you instead.” I kicked him in the shin he let out a small cry of pain.
“I’m going home. I’m tired, and nope just tired.” I walked out I got tired of the conversation and the over obsession with the fact of me having a tattoo.

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Tuesday, March 21, 2006

   OMFG!!!
I GOT FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST AND THE CURSE OF THE CRIMSON ELIXER!!! OMG!! I was screaming like a little girl!! My friend hates me because I have it first! MUHAHAHAH!! Any way I love it! My darling little Havoc is in it! And those GOD DAMN GLOMES hurt him! they shall die! Oh how their heads shall roll... a little word of advice dis my Havoc and u'll be at the recieving end of very dull spoon. same goes for hurting him! K? good... any way *glomps havoc* I LOVE HIM!!!! MIHAHAHAH!!! SO HAPPY!! heheh... You all should have seen me when I saw Havoc come into Roy's office! I was all, "OMFG!!! HAVOC!!!!" my sister came in saying "WTF?" I pointed and started laughing! I fell over it hurt. But when I saw Havoc hurt I was all, "OKAY WHO THE HELL HURT MY HAVOC?! WHO EVER IT IS, IS GOING TO PAY!" that's what I was thinking to myself when I say the HUGE ASS glome I had to fight I was all, "Holy CRAP!!" It was huge! I just played it and I almost killed it! BUT IT KILLED ME!!! Also Al needs to pull his own weight! I kept having to bring him back! I was all, "GOD DAMMIT AL!!! THEIR HALF ED'S SIDE!!" That's how short the little minions were all they do is through crap at u! I kept yelling, "Get him Al!" but when ever Al went to go kick the guys ass (wait do glomes have asses?) he would die and I would have to go over and bring him back! he died 15 times! 15 TIMES!!! I was gahh! FRUSTERATING!!! GARRH!! I need to talk to CHEAT! and try to get their help... oh god what type of gamer am I? Well I have to save Havoc! Or no one will! HAVOC!!! I'LL PROTECT YOU!! *golme hits me with claw thingies!* *me: falls over dead!* WHY!!???
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Friday, March 17, 2006

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GAR MY BRAIN IS TEH FRYIN'!!! I need to do something in my story. I think I want to do something SHOCKING!!! Like OMG! WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT!? kindda thing. ya know? But LOL it will be so funny once I'm done with the chapter I'm working on right now it's going to be funny and unexpected. So woot.... any hoo lately I've been swing dancing(50's dancing) annd it's so fun! We had a dance today and it was so much fun! A guy named Ben asked me to dance with him I agreed and so we were dancing SO FAST!! I was wearing pleather which just absorbs heat I had to stop for a while because I became over heated. It was so much fun though, and after school the guy I like came up to me and thanked me for the ST. Patties day gram Oh here was the message I put in it,
HI THERE!! ....That will be all.
P.S. FMA ROCKS!!
Ya he thought it was funny I asked him to dance with me and he said yes, I praised that moment I love it still. I was the only person to give him a gram. I feel special... he thinks I'm a cool person. I charish that... oh and the new chapter SHOULD be up today.
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GAR MY BRAIN IS TEH FRYIN'!!! I need to do something in my story. I think I want to do something SHOCKING!!! Like OMG! WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT!? kindda thing. ya know? But LOL it will be so funny once I'm done with the chapter I'm working on right now it's going to be funny and unexpected. So woot.... any hoo lately I've been swing dancing(50's dancing) annd it's so fun! We had a dance today and it was so much fun! A guy named Ben asked me to dance with him I agreed and so we were dancing SO FAST!! I was wearing pleather which just absorbs heat I had to stop for a while because I became over heated. It was so much fun though, and after school the guy I like came up to me and thanked me for the ST. Patties day gram Oh here was the message I put in it,
HI THERE!! ....That will be all.
P.S. FMA ROCKS!!
Ya he thought it was funny I asked him to dance with me and he said yes, I praised that moment I love it still. I was the only person to give him a gram. I feel special... he thinks I'm a cool person. I charish that... oh and the new chapter SHOULD be up today.
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Wednesday, March 8, 2006

   *sniff* sad/funny dream.
I had another FMA dream! It was sad though... Havoc died... so let me explain! Havoc was accused of doing something that he didn't do (ppl who were there: me,ed,havoc[duh], Roy, Riza, Al and the other ppl that work under Roy)Archer (aka that cyborg dude) said that he did a bunch of stuff that well he clearly didn't do, Roy was talking to Archer and something weird and Archer says, "Your mother BURN!" I still find that funny. Any who I'm sitting there ready to cry Havoc can't do anything because of the evidence (it was all perfect down to very last hair)
any way he's put in a jail cell thingy so he couldn't run away. Ed and I went to go set him free so we get there and ed makes the wall go BOOM! (heheheh SPLODEY!!!) Any way I hug Havoc the second he gets out.
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Tuesday, March 7, 2006

   WEEEEEEEEE COSPLAY!!!
I'm going to the Funime con in San Jose!! WEEEE!! I'm going as an Alchemist no perticular one just an alchemist! WEEEEEE!!! I'm going with my friend Nikki she's going as Sango! ALCHEMIST BEAT DEMON SLAYERS!! I keep yelling at her.
I have a naruto fan friend person deally... any way he keeps telling me "Ninjas are better then Alchemists!" (the plural for Ninja is Ninja I laugh at him)
I hit him in the head though and we start fighting he always says "Ninjas (lol) can make thousands of themselves!"
I come back with, "Alchemist can transmute wall and if you have a metal arm you can make it into a sword!"
him: well they can make fire with only there breath!
me: ya but that takes to much chakura! An alchemist can snap there fingers and make fire like that! *snaps fingers* (I watch Naruto every now and then! ^-^')
him: Ya so?
me: that and you have to do the little hand signs!! with Alchemists they clap there hands and their done!
him: ya but the need to make a trnasmutation circle first!
me: Not if you've seen the gate!
him: but you have to do a human transmutation first and that's forbidden Alchemy dumb ass!
me: Ya so Izumi, Ed, and Al did it and look at them!
him: Ya their just in a great state right now. What with the blood and the METAL LIMBS!!
me: SHUT UP JITSU FREAK!
him: ALCHEMIST GEEK!!
me: ooo Nice come back JERK ASS!
him: Your MOTHER!!! BURN!!
me: WTF was that supposed to mean?
him: ... ASS!
me: YOUR FACE!! BURN!!
him: oh that hurt!
me: Your so stupid!
him: Ya well your so uncute!
me: so is your face...
him: shut it tomboy.
me: go to hell girly man.
him: I'm not girly!
me: Ya you are I think your gay too!
him: WHAT??? I AM NOT!!
me: Why don't you prove it!
him: NO WAY!!
me: GAY!!!
him: FINE I WILL!!
me: I bet you will...
him: GO TO HELL!
me: ALREADY THERE!!!
him: I BET YOU ARE!
me: YEP!
ya it gose on like that for a while... quite boring actually... any hoo you can read the chapter I put up on whatever day that was... it won't hurt anything.


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Sunday, March 5, 2006

   Don't read the last chapter of my story that one is under construction still!!!
I was being stupid me again but if you really want to you can I'll just post what I have left later.
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   Muhahahah! I have reached page 40 on my story! ...enjoy
I walked into the colonel’s office a few weeks later after I was able to walk. I opened his door and peered inside no one but Roy was in the room. I sighed and walked inside. “Colonel.” I looked at him with a flat smile, “Havoc has decided that-“
“That you shouldn’t go off to war I know. He’s told me. I agree with him.”
I scowled at him. “I beg you to reconsider!” He looked at me in shock.
“Why?” Roy asked confused.
“Why would I join the military if I’m not going to fight?”
“Havoc will kill me if I let you go.”
“Well then lets not let him know! I mean I could disguise myself to look like a guy and he’d never know!”
“How do you plan to do that?”
“With your help!”
“Well first off we need to make your hair appear shorter. Now then we have two options first we can cut it second we can tie it up and put it in a hat.”
I looked at him blankly, “Lets go with option two.”
“Secondly you’re going to need to scowl a lot. Other wise he’ll know it’s you. I suggest that you think off something that makes you angry.”
I nodded, “Okay what else.”
He pointed to my chest, “Good idea.” I told him, “Say when is this war any way?”
“Tomorrow.”
I looked at him shocked, “Tomorrow? Oh crap! I got to get ready then! Thanks colonel!” I sped out the door into the hall.
I ran to the bakery where I could figure out how I should do everything Roy said. I tied my hair up into a ponytail and stuck it in a hat that I got when I joined the military. So far I looked like a boy from the neck up. I tied some gauze around my chest to make it flat. I looked at my arm I had to come up with an alibi for it. A train wreck, I thought to myself, “Ya it will fool him.”
I put on a pair of sunglasses and looked in the mirror, I could hardly breathe which would become a problem if I were running away from something. Over all though I looked like a guy I smiled in the mirror. “I’ll do it!!”
I went to sleep confident of what I was doing; I stopped dead in my tracks. How was I going to say goodbye to him and get on the train at the same time? I stood there for a few seconds I already flattened my chest and all I would need to do is put my hair up and put my glasses on. I shrugged my shoulders and continued to walk to the station.
I waited for Havoc there for a while I wore my hat to make it seem casual. I saw Havoc come into the station I smiled and ran to him. I hugged him. “I’ll miss you Havoc.” I looked up at him.
“I miss you too Aki.”
I kissed him and he got on the train I waved to him and pretended to whip a tear away. I left his sight and turned into a guy. I got on the train and looked for my seat to my surprise I sat in the seat across from Havoc. I sat down he looked over at me. “Have I met you somewhere before?”
I looked at him, “No that couldn’t be I never seen you before in my life!” I felt nervous. I kept the scowl on my face.
“Your right it’s just that you remind me of some one. But I can’t tell whom. That’s it you remind me of my girlfriend!”
“Your girlfriend?”
“Ya I don’t know why but you do.”
“Okay. I’ll take that as a compliment.”
“Any way I’m Jean Havoc nice to meet you!”
“I’m-“ I didn’t have a name yet so I said the first thing that came to my mind, “Jayne Russell.”
“That’s funny those are the names of Aki’s parents.”
I looked at him astonished I didn’t know he knew that. I never told anyone my parent’s names. “Is that so?”
“Ya,”
“So you really must like this girl.”
“Ya I do she’s the best thing that could happen to me too! She’s got an attitude though, in fact this one time she called the colonel a-“
“Cocky womanizing self-centered ass.” I whispered to myself.
“Ya how did you know?”
“I was walking past the colonel’s office at the time.”
He looked at me I didn’t dare look at him. We talked till we got to our base. I stepped outside and looked around we were in a desert outside a city we were briefed on what was going on and we went to our tents. I walked along till I found mine I went inside four other people were in there Breda, Farman, Furey, and Havoc. “Hey it’s you again!” Havoc called to me.
I waved at him. “These are my friends, that’s Breda, that’s Farman, and that’s Furey.” He pointed to each one as he called of there names.
“Hi I’m Jayne Russell nice to met ya!” I smiled at them.
I looked at them all happily I was nervous if Havoc found out he would never trust me again. We all talked till lights out. I sat in bed and looked at the ceiling. I fell asleep at what felt like 1 am.
I woke up to an alarm I sat up and rubbed my eyes. I stood up and got ready. I looked at Havoc and the others they still weren’t ready yet. I sighed and pinched the area between my eyes. Havoc looked depressed, “What’s wrong with you?”
“I had the worst dream ever last night.” He said sleepily.
“What about?” Breda asked him.
“It was about Roy stealing my girlfriend.”
We all started laughing. “Oh come on she wouldn’t leave you!” Farman patted his shoulder.
I smiled at him, “Ya I bet she’s thinking of you right now.”
“How do you figure?”
“It’s a hunch really.”
He looked at me with enthusiasm. I looked at the wall. I didn’t want to see my eyes. “Hey you have an auto mail arm.” Havoc stated.
I grabbed my arm; “It was a train wreck a few years ago.”
I walked out of the tent and into the mess hall I. Havoc and the others sat with me I smiled I was glad they enjoyed my company. We talked for hours at a time till we got an alarm that we were being attacked I stood up and grabbed my gun. I ran out to where the trucks were Havoc and I we’re on the same squad I wasn’t sure about the others.
We were taken to a secluded area we walked from there. I didn’t talk much at all I had my mind focused on protecting Havoc. Havoc was thinking about me I could tell by the look on his face. “Are you thinking about her?” I asked him.
“Ya how could I not.” He smiled.
“Don’t let her clutter your mind she, if you do you’ll be unfocused and more likely to die. And you know what would happen to her if you die.” As I said that my heart pained me if he dies I would never be able to live with myself.
“I see your thinking about some one.” He told me.
I laughed, “Ya my friends. They’re all I have left.”
He nodded I looked ahead I new some one was going to get hurt. We got into the city I looked around nothing but bodies. I heard gunfire I looked to the top of the buildings. A man with a gun stood there aiming at me I jumped between two alleyways and got up onto the roof were he stood. I shot him in the head his body hit the roof. I jumped off and looked at them. “Wow.” Havoc looked at me.
“What? I’ve been able to do that for years!” I walked away.
A few hours later we were trapped behind a building there was a line of men firing at us. I looked at them and fired Havoc stood up. “Good shot! Right in the head!”
“Thanks” I smiled.
I stood up and ran out in the middle of the cross fire I shot at every one I hit three and fell to the ground I pretended to be dead some men walked up to me. I shot him in the head. I stood up and shot them all. I looked at Havoc. I smiled, “Come on!”
That night we went back to our tents Havoc was talking to the colonel. Me and Breda started talking, we started fighting, “GIRLY MAN!”
“I am not!”
“Ya you are you look like a girl!”
“Shut up!”
“Quite it you two!” Furey got between us he pushed us apart.
Furey had his hand on my chest. I looked at him embarrassed, “You’re a G-girl?”
I slapped him, “Are you done squeezing me yet?” I yelled.
“Wait you’re a girl?” Breda looked at me funny.
I sighed I took off my hat and my glasses. “AKI!” Breda freaked.
“Yes it’s me. But listen you can’t tell Havoc I’m here! Or else.” I glared at them.
“Quick put your disguise back on! He’s coming!” Farman yelled.
Havoc walked inside with his hands in his pockets. I looked at him. He looked at me; I smiled. I looked at my uniform it was soaked in blood. I moaned, “I just got this uniform!”
I sighed and fell on my bed. I was tired no doubt about that. “Your lucky you didn’t die today.” Havoc said to me.
“What do you mean?” I smiled at the ceiling.
“When you ran out into that alley way to fight off that line of people. You could’ve died.”
“Ya so?” I sat up and looked at him.
“Wow you do sound like Aki.”
Breda almost laughed, “Why do say that?” I asked him.
“Well your stubborn and a strong fighter. You look like her too.”
I smirked. I didn’t want him to know. I shot up and looked at them. “I’m going to take a walk any one want to come?”
“Ya sure.” Havoc stood up and looked at me.
“Okay then lets go.” I walked out the door. Havoc followed me.
We talked for hours just like we used to. I heard gunfire we hadn’t left camp yet so it surprised me. I looked around to see who shot at us. I couldn’t transmute my arm right now. A gun fired again. Havoc looked around to see who it was. His eyes widened, “What is it?”
“Move!” He pushed me against a wall, “Aeon!” he yelled at the silhouette.
My eyes widened I couldn’t fight her not now. “Havoc I’m so glad to find you here, any way come quietly or else!”
No way not now! I looked at her in anger.
She examined me closely not knowing that I was what she was after, “Nice girlfriend you have there!”
Havoc looked at me, “What are you talking about? Can’t you tell the difference between a boy and a girl?” he paused and walked over to me, “I mean if she weren’t a guy I wouldn’t be able to get away with this.” He put a hand on my chest.
I made a small noise that sounded like a mouse I blushed in anger. He looked at me again, “You aren’t a guy are you?” I shook my head.
“See what did I tell you?” Aeon smiled cheerfully.
“So you want to fight then?” I turned to her I took off my hat and glasses.
Havoc’s jaw dropped. I transmuted my arm and glared at her. Havoc grabbed my arm and leaned by my ear, “I’ll distract her you get the colonel.” He whispered in my ear.
I looked at him confused. I nodded even though I didn’t want to go. I turned and ran for the main tent. I peered inside, the colonel sat there along with some other alchemists. I walked inside, Roy looked at me I had a panicked look on my face, “Colonel we’re being attacked. I have reason to believe that she’s on the enemy’s side.”
He stood up, “How many are there?”
“Just one sir.”
He looked at me blankly, “Just one? Well can’t you take care her?”
“Don’t under estimate her colonel she almost killed before.”
“I see well lets catch her before she does it again!” he put a coat on and ran out the opening of the tent. I followed him.
“She’s that way colonel!” I pointed out the direction.
A few minutes later we got to her and Havoc. Havoc was hunched over holding his side. Aeon stood there holding a small blade she was laughing, “How disappointing and I was hoping to kill him just to see the look on your face Aki.”
I glared at her. I stood up and transmuted my fingers into small blades I turned to her. I ran up to her and scratched her face blood seeped out of the wound slowly. She touched it and looked at her hand, “So what you have claws? Two can play at this game!” She lunged at me with her blade it missed me.
I transmuted my hand again making the razors even longer. I smirked and opened my hand. I slashed her stomach. She looked down at the opening I only got her shirt. “Your depth perception is lacking Aki.” She laughed pitifully.
I lunged at her again. She grabbed my wrist and hit me against the ground I landed with a hard thud. She stepped on my chest with one foot and leaned down with the blade in the air. “Say ‘Good bye’ to this world Aki.”
Roy snapped his fingers Aeon jumped out of the way. I sat up and rubbed my head, “Geez what took ya?”
“I could’ve let you die.” He glared at me.
I scratched my chin and laughed, “I mean thanks for the help.”
“No problem.” He walked away.
I looked around Aeon was gone. I got up and looked at Havoc. I walked over and put my hand on his back, “Are you okay?” my voice was full of concern and sadness. He nodded slowly. “That’s good to hear.” I started to cry.
Havoc looked at me. He stood up straight and grabbed my shoulder. I looked up at him. I hugged him, “I’m sorry about this.”
He lifted my chin, “About what? You have nothing to be sorry about.” He smiled at me kindly.
I smiled too. I kissed him and pulled away. “Well we better get your wound wrapped up.” I looked at my uniform it was covered in his blood.
We walked into the medical tent the nurse looked at us like we were crazy. I smiled. Havoc was half asleep. Havoc sat down on a bed, I stood next to him. He pulled me close to him. I hugged him I didn’t let go. I didn’t want to I wanted to stay with him forever. I closed my eyes and sat there.
We walked back to the tent together, but before we went in I stopped him, “Havoc I,” I stopped I couldn’t let something like this happen again, “I’m sorry but I-“
Havoc stopped me. He grabbed my arm my eyes widened, “God your hands are cold!” I exclaimed.
“Well your auto mail is no better!” Havoc crossed his arms and looked at me.
“Is that so?” I put my arm on his stomach.
“Ahi!!! That’s cold!” He yelled.
I stared at him. Kain looked at us through the door, “What are you guys doing?” he asked us.
“Nothing Havoc’s being stupid,” I paused, “Again.”
Breda laughed, “I am not acting stupid!” Havoc yelled.
“Ya sure you are.” I replied.
“I’m not! Aren’t I guys?” Havoc turned to Kain.
“No comment here.” He said back disappearing inside the tent.
I walked inside not caring much for what just happened. I sat on my bed and waited for something to happen. “Aki what happened to you?” Breda asked me.
“What are you talking about Breda I’m fine.” I sighed.
“No really your uniform is burnt.” He pointed out a brown tattered spot on my uniform.
“It must have been when Roy was trying to kill Aeon.” I went back to what I was doing.
Havoc walked over and looked at it, “Well are you okay then?” he asked me.
“Yes I’m fine geez.”
“How about if I do this.” He poked my side. I cringed in pain and grabbed the spot, “Ah ha! So your not okay!” he stated triumphantly.
“Yes okay fine you win! I’m not okay I’m in pain! Geez!” I fell over onto my back and stared at the ceiling.
I looked at Havoc. I scowled he sat down next to me. Havoc looked at me, “You’re getting injured way to much! You need to be less reckless.”
I sat up and leaned in I stared into his eyes, “Are you kidding asking me to be less reckless is like asking you to stop smoking! Impossible!” I went onto my back again.
He leaned over me, “I can quit smoking.”
I laughed, “Ya right! Like that’ll happen!” I sat up again, “I’d like to see you try.”
“Okay then! If you lose you’ll have to wear a miniskirt to work for a month!” He pointed to me.
“If you lose you’ll have to,” I paused, I walked over to Kain and the others, “What is the worst thing we can do to him?” I whispered.
“I don’t know make quit smoking all together.” Kain suggested.
“For all that is holy please lose!” Breda begged.
“No!” I yelled, I turned to Havoc, “Okay if you lose you’ll have to quit smoking all together! We have to do this for a whole month! This bet starts tomorrow!”
“Ha I’ll win no matter what!” Havoc laughed.
I glared at him, “Feh.” I looked in the other direction.
Breda walked over to Havoc and started whispering in his ear. “What no way! She’s my girlfriend remember?” he yelled at Breda.
“Oh come on.” He pleaded.
“No.” Havoc said sternly.
“Your no fun.”
I looked at Havoc, “What did he want?”
He looked at me, “He wanted to extend the time of you wearing a miniskirt for a year instead of a month.” He sighed.
I walked over to Breda and hit him in the head, “Pervert.”
I sat next to Havoc. He looked at me, “I’m so going to win!”
“Ya right.” I pushed him off my bed.
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A few weeks later we were invaded again. I was being stupid and got in the line of fire. I was shot in the arm and leg. I lost the bet I sobbed. “See told you I’d win.” Havoc said happily. “Sweet now I can smoke!” He stuck a cigarette in his mouth and lit it. “Thank god that’s over with.”
I looked at him, “I hate you.”
“No you don’t.” Havoc smiled.
I glared at him. “Yes, I do.”
He hugged me, “Nah you love me.”
“That maybe so.” I paused, “But for now I hate you.”
“You’ll get over it!” He kissed my cheek.
“Ya or so you hope.” I looked at him again and sighed.
Havoc looked at me. “I’m going to get the miniskirt from Roy.”
I sighed. He left the room I looked at the ceiling with glossy eyes, “What’s wrong Aki?” Kain asked me.
“I can’t believe I lost.” I looked at him; “I really wanted him to quite smoking too. I really care for him.”
It was a few minutes before Havoc got back. He handed me a miniskirt. I looked at it, “I can’t believe I lost to you.” I sighed.
“Ya well get over it.” He sat next to me.
“Go to hell.” I whispered.
He looked at me. He hit my back. I coughed into my hand pinched the area between my eyes, “I still hate you.”
“No you don’t admit it.” Havoc put a hand on my shoulder and smiled.
I glared at him, “I hate you.”
He hugged me, “Nah you love me.”
I glared at him still, “How can you be so sure?”
“I know you well enough to know when you hate me or not.” Havoc put his cheek against mine.
“I forget why am I dating you again?” I looked at him through the corner of my eye.
“Cause you love me.” He smiled happily.
“You keep telling yourself that.” I patted his head.
He pulled away and looked at me. Hair covered my left eye. I pushed behind my ear. “I can’t hate you forever!” I grinned. I put him in a headlock.
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Years past by, injures healed. Friends were made and friends were lost. Relationships grew stronger with time. The war finally ended we rejoiced at our freedom from war. We all got on the train home. We sat next to each other and shared what we can’t wait to get home to, “I can’t wait to see my friends again it seems like forever!” I stretched my arms into the air.
“Well I would say I can’t wait to get home to you but your already here.” Havoc yawned.
“Hey Havoc I think you lost weight.” I looked at his stomach.
“You think so?” He asked me.
“Ya! I really think you have.” I poked his stomach.
“Well I know you have.” He put his hands behind his head.
I poked him in the stomach again. Kain stared at us like we were crazy. I sat up straight in my seat and looked out the window. I smiled I could tell that we were getting close to home. “Hey you have to wear a mini skirt when we get back home!” Havoc reminded me.
“I was hoping you’d forget that!” I yelled.
“Nope! How could I?” Havoc grinned.
We arrived at the station an hour or so later. I stepped out and waited for Havoc. He stepped out finally almost falling off the stairs of the train. I laughed at him.
We walked out the sky was cloudy and black. “We better hurry I think it will rain soon.” I suggested.
“Ya right I doubt it.” Havoc stated.
A few minutes later it began to pour. “Told you.” I glared at him.
“Shut up.” He sighed.
We walked through five minutes of rain before I got smart and used my jacket as an umbrella. My hair was already drenched though. Havoc looked at me and looked at the sky. I laughed, “Your going to get sick.”
“Ya sure I am.” He grinned.
I got to my store and opened my door. “Aki!” Zoë yelled at me I jumped back, “Your back! I’m so happy!” She smiled. She was the co-manager of the store and was Mercy’s only sister.
“I thought you died!” Mercy hugged me.
“Nope!” I laughed.
Nicollette glared at me, “So how many?”
“How many what?” I asked her.
“How many people did you kill?”
“It doesn’t matter. I’m serving the military. It’s something I must do.”
She walked up to me her blonde hair fell in front of face. “It matters to us.”
“I’m not sure.”
“That’s not good enough!” She grabbed my shirt and pulled me close to her, “How many damn it?” she yelled.
“Fifty or more.” I said in a silent whisper.
She punched me. “Damn you! Do you have no heart? Those were lives you took! No one disservices to die by gun point or by blade!”
“I didn’t use either, I used alchemy.” I glared at her.
She punched me again. “Why don’t you understand that alchemy shouldn’t be used as a weapon? It’s a science Aki! A science! Not meant to be used for murder!”
“That’s Equivalent exchange. I saved lives and others died.” I turned my head away.
She let go my shirt and walked away. I sighed and smiled at Mercy she grinned back. Zoë walked up to happily and grinned from ear to ear, “Don’t mind me saying so but, I’m glad your back I couldn’t stand running this place any longer. They wouldn’t stop arguing! It was driving me insane!” She looked at Nicollette.
“It’s a short trip.” Mercy laughed.
I laughed with her. Zoë always had a sense of humor but not when it came to her. “That’s not funny Mercy.” Zoë glared at her.
Mercy looked at her with big eyes, “I love you big sister.” She remarked innocently.
I looked at Zoë she was confused by the way her eyebrow curved, “That’s more like it. After all I am your last relative that’s not our Aunt Stella.” She shuttered at the name, their Aunt Stella was a chain-smoking, mustached, old hag that lived in a drafty cottage.
“Don’t ever leave me! I’ll,” she paused, “Do something to make you regret it! I swear I will!”
Zoë laughed, “They only thing you could do to make regret leaving you is if you gave up living.” She smiled kindly. She cared for her sister more then she did herself.
I yawned, “Man I’m tired! I think I’m going to sleep for couple of days.” I headed upstairs into my room. I rested my head on a pillow and drifted off to sleep.
“Aki!” a familiar voice called to me. I opened my eyes slowly but was not in room, I sat up and examined the world around me. I was in a field a bright beautiful sun was out and birds were chirping. I felt warmth on my both of my arms I looked at my left arm it was back to normal. “Aki! Over here Aki!” the voice called to again.
I stood up and looked behind me, Justice was waving and smiling. I smiled; I tried to yell out his name. Nothing but a small wisp of air came out. I ran towards him the further I ran the further away he got. They sky became cloudy and air reeked of blood. Justin began to fade away. I stopped I looked at my arm that was slowly disappearing blood rushed out.
I shot up and looked around, “Stupid dreams. Always doing crap to peoples heads.” I got up and walked to my mirror and glared at my reflection. “Stupid Justin leaving me behind like that.” I sighed, “Stupid me not forgetting crap like that.” I smiled. I watched it replay in my head, “it’s not fare damn it. Why you of all people?” I asked myself wiping away a tear. Someone knocked on my door, “Come in.”
“Aki come downstairs we have something for you.” Zoë grinned.
“I’ll be down in a second.” I stood up straight. Zoë nodded and shut the door.
I took a deep breath and headed downstairs. It was dark I could barely see my feet. A light went on, “Happy Birthday!” everyone cheered.
“Oh man I forgot today was my birthday!” I scratched my head feeling stupid.
All my friends were there Ed, Al, Havoc even Roy which scared me a bit. “Ya I forgot it was your birthday Aki so sorry for punching you like that.” Nicollette laughed.
I smiled at her. I slid down on the rail. The party started and lasted about four hours or so, because we lost track. Everyone headed home except Zoë and I headed up stairs and rested my hand on the ledge of my window. The moon cascaded overhead and left the room brightly lit. I sighed at its beauty. I smiled and opened the window. I poked my head out and pulled my leg on the ledge. I was standing on the edge of the window now I turned around and climbed onto the roof of the bakery. I gazed at the stars finding constellations and patterns. I sat on the cold slanted roof and gazed at the moon.
Before I became a dog of the military I sat on the roof when I was sad or angry at something. The door of the bakery swung open I didn’t pay much attention to it though. “Aki? What are you doing up there?” Zoë asked me almost shouting.
I looked at her, “There’s something on my mind is all.” I looked up again.
“Hold on I’ll be up in a minute.” She laughed. She was a great problem solver.
I sat on the roof waiting for her to come up. She poked her head out of my window and climbed up. She stood over me, “Your rooms is a mess.” She giggled and sat next to me, “So what’s wrong?”
“It’s Justin.” I sighed.
Her smile flattened in a snap, “Go on.”
“I don’t know why but I think I still-“ I stopped myself.
“You still love him don’t you?”
“No how could I? He left me I told him how I felt and he felt the same way. But he still left me! He’s a jerk!”
“That ring was from him wasn’t it?” I nodded, “what happened to it?”
“I threw it away,” I looked away.
She laughed, “Your so stupid sometimes.”
“What was that?” I glared at her.
“You need to cherish what you have left of the dead.”

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