Tuesday, April 11, 2006

FMA SURVIVOR!! got bored! >.
* At the island *
Kelsey: HEY PPLS!! ^-^
Nikki: oh god… why are we doing this Kels?
Kelsey: FOR NO REASON! Just to torture ppl!
Nikki: *sigh *
Kelsey: We are going to take two teams! A team of boys and a team of girls put them on an island for a month or a year depending on how I feel-
Nikki: you’re evil…
Kelsey: DAMN STRAIGHT!
Nikki: …
Kelsey: Any way, we’ll leave them there for giving them challenges every other day.
Nikki: why would we do that?
Kelsey: I don’t know give them something to do I guess…
Nikki: -_-‘
Kelsey: so the plane should be here in a matter of seconds!
Nikki: “should”
*in the plane *
Havoc: ROY GET YOU ELBOW OUT OF MY GUT!!
Roy: then move!
Ed: SHUT UP!!
Envy: MAKE US!
Ed: *hits envy *
Envy: ow…
Izumi: …. I hate you all…
Lust: Why are we doing this again?
Greed: Great one whole month with out my possessions!
Envy: shut up greed…
Greed: make me girly man...
Envy: WHEN I GET OVER THERE YOUR SO GOING TO REGRET IT!!
Kimble: …
*plane going out of control *
* on the island *
Kelsey: HOLY CRAP THE PLANES GOING TO CRASH!! >.<
Nikki: nice…
Kelsey: OH NO!! HAVOC, GREED AND KIMBLE ARE ON IT!
Nikki: …. AND SO IS ROY AND ED!! *panics *
*plane crashes knocking over a few trees *
*plane door opens *
everyone: * falls out * oww…
Kelsey: WOOT!! NO FATALITES!!
Nikki: Not yet any way *gives Kelsey a death glare *
Lust: *face is in the sand * *looks at Kelsey * Who the hell are you?
Kelsey: YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!!! *Lightening in the background *
Greed: Nice special effects.
Kelsey: Ya think so? I really wanted some fire but they wouldn’t let me.
Nikki: Okay so let us get these morons separated shall we?
Kelsey: Lets!
Nikki& Kelsey: *start picking through the large pile of people *
Nikki: I found Ed!
Kelsey: I found Izumi-Chan!
Izumi: Put me down *death glare *
Kelsey: yes ma’am! *Sets her off to the side*
Nikki: Found Riza! WOOT! ^-^
Kelsey: *shuffles through the pile * I FOUND HAVOC!! SQUEE!! ^-^ *Glomps havoc*
Havoc: YAY I HAVE A FANGIRL!!! IN YOUR FACE ROY!!
Kelsey: *sets him off to the side*
Nikki: I found Envy… *death glare *
Kelsey: Whoopie flippin’ do!
Nikki: *tosses him over her shoulder *
Envy: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Kelsey: Hey cool I found Kimble! Awesome!
Kimble: Drop me or I’ll make you go splodey.
Kelsey: *nods* Yes sir… * puts him safely to the side*
Nikki: OMG!! I FOUND ROY!! *glomps Roy*
Kelsey: Okay keep looking!
Nikki: Your no fun…
Kelsey: I know I know…
* 10-ish minutes later*
Kelsey: ALRIGHTY THEN!! Let get this train off the cliff then (A/N: That’s an original saying by me!)
Havoc: *Raises his hand *
Kelsey: Ya?
Havoc: Why are we here?
Kelsey: Remember at that Christmas party?
All: ya…
Kelsey: when you where all drunk we got you guys to sign a release form saying that you’d do this…
Nikki: SHE did not me…
Kelsey: Ya so well except Ed… he was high off of sugar.
Ed: HEY DON’T BLAME ME!
Nikki: SO THEN HERE’S THE DEAL!
Kelsey: We’ll separate you all into two teams-
Nikki: Girls versus Boys.
Kelsey: * points to one side of the island * On that side of the island is the boys camp.
Nikki: *points to the other side * On the other side however is the girls!
Both: NOW SEPARATE!!
All: OO weird…
*on the girls side *
Riza: I can’t believe I’m here….
Lust: I know…
Winry: Oh cheer up it could be worse!
Sloth: What’s worse then being stuck on an island for who knows how long?
Izumi: Our heads could explode…
Ross: Scar could be here.
Winry: or we could be starving to death
Lust: Gluttony could be here.
Sloth & lust: *shiver *
POOF!
Sloth: “Poof”?
Nikki: Hi there, here’s the deal I’m going to give you guys 10 minutes to think of a name for your team!
All: *huddle **whisper * *argue *
Riza: okay…
Nikki: that was fast…
Riza: We’re team Harem.
Nikki: Team Harem huh? Ya okay… Guess I should wait for Kels then.
* On the guys side*
Everyone: *glaring at each other*
POOF
Everyone: WTF?
Kelsey: yo…
*silence *
Kelsey: okay… here’s the deal make a team name I’m only giving ya 10 minutes so make it quick.
All the guys: *argue, argue, argue, and more arguing *
Kelsey: … *thinking- this is getting stupid *
Roy: FINE GOD!!
Greed: Okay our team name is the man team…
Kelsey: *holding back laughter *
Greed: Is that really the best we could do?
Kimble: Don’t look at me I wanted our name to be “the atomic bombs”…
Havoc: Ya and I thought our name should be “the A team”
Roy: But that was stupid…
Havoc: Your face is stupid….
Greed: ooooooo burn…
Ed: Need some ice for that burn Mustang?
Kelsey: * trying really hard not to laugh* *laughing *
Ed: Told you “Man team” Was a stupid name!! >.<
Kelsey: *calmed down * Okay “Man team” at least we won’t be confused with genders on the team. *sigh * Okay see you all in the morning don’t die now! *walks off *
*on the beach by the plane*
Nikki: I hate you…
Kelsey: What me?
Nikki: Yes you…
Kelsey: Why? *Innocent smile*
Nikki: I wanted to be with the guys,
Kelsey: Ya well rock beats scissors…
Nikki: shut up…
Kelsey: So what’s your team’s name?
Nikki: THEY’RE NOT MY TEAM! >.<
Kelsey: Ya, ya calm down. So what’s the girl’s team name?
Nikki: Team Harem… yours?
Kelsey: …. The Man team…
Nikki: *snort *
Kelsey: *kicks Nikki in the side * SHUDDUP!!
Nikki: Okay.. Okay.. THE MAN TEAM?? WTH TYPE OF NAME IS THAT?
Kelsey: A stupid one..
Nikki: okay my team is so kicking your teams’ Asses!!
Kelsey: I thought it wasn’t your team…
Nikki: Shut it. It is now!
Kelsey: ha loser… I get the hot guys!
Nikki: Shut up… I have Izumi on my team!
Kelsey: MUASTANG! KIMBLE! Dude… your team is so dead…
Nikki: Psh…
Kelsey: THAT’S MY WORD!
Nikki: It isn’t any more…
* Since we’ll be arguing for about an hour I’m going over to the Man team*
Roy: well now what?
Ed: I’ll start a fire…
Havoc: Why can’t Roy do it? I mean he is the “Flame Alchemist”.
Ed: Because I said so… *death glare*
Havoc: *sweat drop * Go, go and build your stupid fire…
Kimble: Well I’m bored!
Roy: Good for you Kimble…
Kimble: * glare * I think I’ll make some fish explode.
Envy: I think I’ll go get food… maybe play a prank or two… Before I kill someone…
Ed: Kill Mustang first!
Roy: * tosses a small piece of drift wood at Ed’s head*
Ed: *death glare*
Greed: … I’m going to go do something…
Havoc: I’m going to explore a bit I guess…
Roy: I’m going to… not be here…
Everyone but Ed: *gone *
Ed: creepy… o_0
* Team Harem *
Winry: *off digging holes *
Lust: What is that girl doing?
Riza: making an “Anti Pervert Barrier” as she calls it.
Sloth: A what??
Riza: Basically to make sure that the boys aren’t being perverts…
Izumi: That’s stupid…
Riza: no with Havoc and Roy on this island it’s good thing.
Ross: *nod *
Winry: *covering the holes with banana leaves* MUHAHA!!! FINISHED!!!
All: -_-‘
Winry: *dancing * *singing *
Lust: *sigh * I swear when I get the chance I’m voting her off…
*Kelsey pops up * MUHAHA!! Sorry can’t do that! ^-^
Izumi: Why not?
Kelsey: Because this is my island and you have to do what ever I say! Okay Izumi-Chan?
Izumi: *death glare *
Kelsey: *squeak* I mean uhh… the readers… get to vote people off... Uh… Hehehe…
All: *death glare *
Winry: *skids into view on her knees * I finished!! MUHAHA!!! Ow my knees…
Lust: idiot…
Kelsey: *claps * wow you’re a bright one now aren’t cha?
Winry: I’m LURVED!! <3
All: *sigh * stupid…
Kelsey: OKAY!! Here’s the deal there are counselor sessions every day at the edge of the beach where the plane was. Actually still is… It doesn’t work any more *whispers- stupid pilot*
Sloth: “counselor sessions”?
Kelsey: YEP! I’ll be the counselor for today! Woot go me! I’ll see you all at sun down!
*Vanishes in a puff of smoke *
All: …*Cough *
*Man team *
Nikki: *appears * *looks around * Where are those idiots?
Ed: doing something…
Nikki: *snaps her fingers *
All the men: *are back at camp *
Greed: HOLY SHIT!! >.o
Havoc: whoa spooky…
Roy: that was weird…
Envy: my stomach…. I think I’m going to hurl…
Nikki: Get used to it palm-tree-boy!
Envy: I’m not a palm tree! >.<
Nikki: Shut up… okay here’s the deal! Counselor sessions at sun down. Got it?
Everyone: *nod *
Nikki: good… now back to what ever the hell you were doing! *Snaps fingers twice *
*Everyone is back to what they were doing*
*At sun set *
Kelsey: Ready Nick?
Nikki: DAMMIT YOU KNOW I HATE BEING CALLED THAT!!
Kelsey: ya I know I love your reaction though!
Nikki: What ever let’s do this already…
Kelsey: 3-2-1!
Nikki and Kelsey: *snap their fingers *
Envy: can I walk next time? *A little pale*
Ed: Oh god my stomach feels like it’s been put in a blender!
Winry: whoa! What just happened!?
Kelsey: nothing Winry…
Winry: okay…. *smiles*
Everyone: stupid…
Kelsey: OKAY THEN!! We’ll start with the * snicker * Man team. First up, Kimble…
Kelsey & Kimble: *walk into the totaled plane *

Kelsey: Okay Kimble what’s on your mind?
Kimble: I hate my team…
Kelsey: and why is that?
Kimble: They’re all stupid.
Kelsey: No offense but your not the brightest marble in the shed. (A/N that’s a family saying combining roundest marble, sharpest tool, and brightest light bulb)
Kimble: huh?
Kelsey: NEXT!!

Kelsey: Next is Greed…
Greed: *walks in and sits down *
Kelsey: Hi Greed. Have any thing on your mind today?
Greed: … I miss my money and my big house back in Dublith…
Kelsey: any thing else?
Greed: no…
Kelsey: You may leave then… NEXT!!

Kelsey: next up to bat would be Roy…
Roy: *walks in and sits down *
Kelsey: So what’s up?
Roy: I wish there was a girl or two on my team…
Kelsey: Well to bad. This is Boy vs. Girl.
Roy: *sigh * I’m leaving…
Kelsey: KAY SEE YA!! NEXT!!!

Kelsey: Next up is… HAVOC!! SQUEE! ~_~
Havoc: *walks in *
Kelsey: HI HAVOC!!
Havoc: hi!
Kelsey: So what’s on your mind?
Havoc: nothing much.
Kelsey: okay…
*silence*
Kelsey: I LOVE YOU!! *glomps havoc *
Nikki: *pulls havoc away *
Kelsey: your evil…
Nikki: NEXT!!

Kelsey: *sigh * next up is… Envy-sama
Envy: *sits down*
Kelsey: Hello what’s on your mind?
Envy: Nothing…
Kelsey: Nothing or something?
Envy: Why is Greed on my team?
Kelsey: Well it was a close call we couldn’t figure out if you were a girl or a boy.
Envy: I’M A-
Kelsey: a what?
Envy: I’m leaving for dignity sake…
Kelsey: BYE!! NEXT VICTIM!!

Kelsey: And of coarse Edward-Chan
Ed: …. *Sits*
Kelsey: Waz up Ed?
Ed: Nothing…
Kelsey: Nothing or SOMETHING?
Ed: … I wish Al were here…
Kelsey: Why is that?
Ed: We never go any where without each other.
Kelsey: Ya I’ve noticed… *doodling pictures of havoc on a clip board*
Ed: *sigh *
Kelsey: You can go now…
Ed: FINE I WILL!!

*team Harem*
Kelsey: Okay first up for Team H. is Riza Hawkeye
Riza: *walks in and sits quietly *
Kelsey: Anything on your mind today?
Riza: Ya can I kill you?
Kelsey: No
Riza: Can I kill any one else on this island?
Kelsey: no... you can beat the crap out of them though just as long as it’s not me. Kick Nikki’s ass. She deserves it for steeling my word.
Riza: OO
Kelsey: You may leave now.
Riza: *Walks away *

Kelsey: Next is Izumi! WOO!
Izumi: *walks in *
Kelsey: Hi anything on your mind?
Izumi: No nothing presently.
Kelsey: Miss your husband at all?
Izumi: *sigh * ya I miss him.
Kelsey: Oh I’m sorry about that.
Izumi: Oh well I’ll live.
Kelsey: True.
Izumi: Can I go now?
Kelsey: Yes you may.
Izumi: Thank you.

Kelsey: Next up is… Winry… oh god…
Winry: *spins around before sitting*
Kelsey: … hi anything on your mind?
Winry: I BUILT AN ANTI PERVERT BARRIER!!
Kelsey: That’s nice.
Winry: MUHAHAHAH!!! NO PERVERT WILL GET THREW NOW!!
Kelsey: *mouths the words- Please vote her off! >.< *
Winry: I SAY THAT!!
Kelsey: YOU SAW NOTHING!!
Winry: I’M TELLING THAT OTHER GIRL!! *runs out of the room *
Kelsey: -_-‘

Kelsey: Now we have Lust! Woot!
Lust: *walks in sits down and fixes her dress *
Kelsey: Hello lust anything on your mind?
Lust: No I’m just happy that I’m not near Gluttony.
Kelsey: Ya how do you put up with that obese blob of stupidity?
Lust: a lot of patience.
Kelsey: damn that’s a lot of patience!
Lust: *nods *
Kelsey: Anything else because if you’re done you may go.
Lust: I’ll take up that offer.

Kelsey: Up next is Sloth!
Sloth: *calmly walks in and sits down *
Kelsey: Hello sloth…
Sloth: ….
Kelsey: Quite type huh? So is anything on your mind?
Sloth: no…
Kelsey: …. Okay… you may go Sloth…
Sloth: *nods and walks out *

Kelsey: And the last person for today is… Maria Ross!
Ross: *walks in and sits down *
Kelsey: Anything on your mind today?
Ross: Nothing at all.
Kelsey: Are you sure? No problems with the name of your team or any differences between you and a teammate?
Ross: Well Winry is getting on my nerves!
Kelsey: She gets on everyone’s nerves!
Ross: Can I “accidentally” shoot her in the head?
Kelsey: make it look like a big enough accident and you’ll get off free. I’ll even pay you.
Ross: it’s a deal!
Kelsey: good!
Nikki: KELSEY! ARE YOU TRYING TO ASSASSINATE WINRY AGAIN!?
Kelsey: NO, YES, WHAT’S THE RIGHT AWSNER? I WAS DEAD AT THE TIME!!
Nikki: …. Kelsey….
Kelsey: NO!!! DON’T KILL ME!! >.o
Nikki: Pardon me Ross… *Pulls Kelsey away by the ear *
WHACK!
CRACK!
PING! (A/N: the sound of metal hitting something hard like my head >.<)
Ross: >.< oh that doesn’t sound good!
Kelsey: *walks back in the room * *bloody bruised and covered in dust *
Nikki: Your excused Maria. *Holding a metal bat in her hand *
Ross: *nod walks out of the room in a mad panic *

Kelsey: OKAY!! THAT ENDS THAT!!
Winry: Is your leg supposed to bend that way? *pokes Kelsey’s leg*
Kelsey: Well damn *leg is all twisted backwards *
Greed: That looks painful…
Kelsey: I can’t feel it so I’m a little worried…
Nikki: Serves you right….
Kelsey: *snaps her fingers **Nikki flies 110 miles up* Eat bunk bitch! (A/N: bunk is a weird L.A.R.P. term for doing things like sending ppl 60 miles back or 110 miles up in the air it’s awesome)
Nikki: *snaps *
Kelsey: *freezes her* (A/N: that’s another form of bunk)
Nikki: *free falls*
Kelsey: fine I’m not that cruel! *Snaps * *Nikki is on the ground again and unfrozen*
Nikki: *tackles Kelsey*
Kelsey: *snaps fingers * *Nikki is now back 60 miles back and into the water *
Nikki: *splash *
Havoc: That was awesome!
Kelsey: TAKE THAT!! *Shakes fist in the air * *looks at her leg * I should probably fix that huh? *Snaps fingers * *legs fixed*
Izumi: … that was weird…
Ed: … hey could you turn my auto male limbs into real limbs?
Kelsey: I guess so… *snaps fingers *
Winry: BUT ED!! I MADE THOSE JUST FOR YOU! THAT WAS THE BEST AUTO MALE I EVER MADE!!
Ed: ._. I know… I hate it though…
Winry: Oo
Ed: *looks at arm * REAL LIMBS!!! YEAH!!!
Kelsey: *snaps again *
*Some where off in Resembul *
Al: I’M A REAL BOY!! ^-^
*Back on Alchemy Island* (A/N: Yes Alchemy Flipin’ Island!)
Ed: Did I just hear something?
Kelsey: You’ll see…
Nikki: *wet *
Kelsey: HEY NIKKI!! Waz up?
Nikki: *drags Kelsey into the brush *
Kelsey: NOOOOO!! DON’T KILL ME!! >,<
All: Oo
WHACK!
PING!
BING!
DING!
Kelsey: MY SKULL!!!
Greed: it’s times like this that I’m glad I have the ultimate shield.
Kelsey: *limps back*
Nikki: *holding a metal bat and a brick both covered in blood *
Kelsey: *snaps * *healed * *glares at Nikki * *snaps three times * *looks up*
Izumi: *looks around * Where did she go?
Kelsey: 330 miles up. *points up *and I’m going to watch her fall!
Winry: THAT’S EVIL!!!
Kelsey: Get used to it!
All: *mouths open *
Nikki: *snaps two time *
Kelsey: *up there next to her * Love you too…
Nikki: If I’m going down you’re coming with me…
Kelsey: *snaps * *both on the ground * you’re a total evil ass you know that right?
Nikki: I’ve been called worse…
Kelsey: *cough-I bet!-cough*
Nikki: *death glare * Will you ever learn?
Kelsey: NOPE!!! ^-^
Everyone: -_-‘
Kelsey: Yo everyone wave! Now damn it! *gets ready to snap *
Everyone: *slightly waving *
Lust: She’s a psychopath!
Greed: *nods *
Kelsey: HEARD THAT!! But it’s true so I let it slide.
Everyone: *A little freaked out *

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