Monday, April 17, 2006

Day 2
*Team Harem*
Riza: *is the first to wake up at 5:46 am* it’s to damn early *rolls over and goes to sleep*
Lust: *last to wake up at 9:32 am* *looks around *
Sloth: now you’re awake…
Winry: I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!! ^-^
Everyone: -_-‘
Ross: *leans next to Lust * she was going to draw on your face if you were still asleep by noon.
Lust: What I need my beauty sleep?
Sloth: We don’t even need sleep.
Lust: Shhh… They don’t know that.
Sloth: Well they do now. So get up.
Winry: Ya Lust. You need to help us build this stupid shelter!
Riza: It’s not stupid!
Winry: YA IT IS!
Winry& Riza: *bicker argues *
POOF
Ross: oh no…
Nikki: *looks at Winry and Riza * … okay any way… You all have a challenge today.
Riza: A what?
Nikki: You heard me a challenge.
Lust: What kind of challenge?
Nikki: I don’t know the people back in the studio are deciding that.
Winry: There’s a studio?
Nikki: Yes you stupid moron.
Sloth: Aren’t “stupid” and “moron the same thing?
Nikki: Yes now shut up! >_<
Sloth: *glares *
Nikki: Any way… We just wanted to warn you.
Sloth: I hope it’s nothing to active…
Nikki: Shut it… Kels is telling the other team as we speak so in about five minutes we should be able to start the stupid challenge.
Riza: Are you sure just five minutes?
Nikki: *sigh * no now that I think of it… more like an hour…
???: GAH!!
THUD
Winry: I CAUGHT SOMETHING!! ^-^
Everyone: *walks over to the “Anti Pervert Barrier” *
Nikki: Great you caught Kelsey…
Kelsey: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING?
Riza: Blame Winry…
Kelsey: *thinking- Ah yes just another reason that I will kill you Winry. *
Nikki: You okay?
Kelsey: Uhh… I think I broke my leg… again... But other then that I think I’m fine! ^-^
Lust: *walks up to Nikki * How do you stand up with that?
Nikki: Same way you do…
Lust: damn…
Kelsey: *snaps * *back up with every one else * Okay I’m done with the guys. Shall we get to this thing already?
Nikki: Ya the sooner the better…
Everyone: ?
Kelsey: OH CAN I DO THE TRANSPORTAR!
Nikki: Go ahead transport yourself silly…
Kelsey: YEAH! ^-^ *Snaps *
Everyone: *at the beach by the plane again *
Ed: Uh... my stomach…
Envy: I’m getting used to it now though I feel a little nauseas.
Kelsey: oh wah…
Nikki: *talking on her cell phone * EWW! That’s gross! You guys are disgusting!
Kelsey: WTF?
Nikki: Fine… don’t blame me if Kimble goes over there and explodes your brain. *Puts away her cell phone *
Kelsey: What’s the challenge?
Nikki: Well it ain’t pretty… *whispers to Kelsey *
Kelsey: OH GOD THE “R” RATED HORROR!!
Nikki: KEEP IT DOWN STUPID!! >.<
Kelsey: Sorry! ^-^
Nikki: *looks at everyone * Okay today’s challenge is probably the worst you’ll endure!
Kelsey: Ain’t that the truth…
Nikki: We have a special guest today…
Kelsey: God we’re going to get our asses kicked aren’t we?
Nikki: Ya we are…
Kelsey: TODAY’S CHALLENGE IS- god I’m so sorry about this…
Nikki: You’ll all have to stare at Armstrong!
Roy: That’s not all that bad…
Nikki: IN A SPEEDO!!
Roy: OH GOD!! >.o
Kelsey: hey don’t blame us!
Havoc: We don’t…
Kelsey: YAY!! Okay after this you can kill all the studio people. We aren’t trusting them any time soon.
Nikki: god I feel bad for all of you…
Ed: Oh god I’ll be scarred for life. -_-
Kelsey: But there’s an upside to this terrible day!
Nikki: Not really much of an upside…
Kelsey: Ya you get meat. Real no fish.
Everyone: MEAT!!
Kelsey: … okay… So lets start this already…
Roy: Ya best we get this over with.
Nikki: ARMSTRONG!!
Kelsey: Get your sparkly ass out here!
Armstrong: *slides into view * Hello my friends!!
Everyone: GAH!
Kelsey: He didn’t do anything yet!
Roy: ya but the fact that he’s here…
Kelsey: OKAY. Here’s the rules, you can’t flinch, or talk. Go that?
Nikki: God this is evil! >.<
Kelsey: Ya… HAVOC I’M SO SORRY!! *Glomps havoc *
Nikki: STOP THAT!! *Pulls Kelsey away * Armstrong are you ready?
Armstrong: Yes.
Nikki: THEN GO!!
Armstrong: *wearing nothing but a Speedo *
Everyone: OUR EYES!!!! >.<
Kelsey: YOU ALL LOOSE!! ^-^
Nikki: ARMSTRONG GO HOME NOW!!
Armstrong: Yes ma’am. *Swims off to land *
Kelsey: HAVOC!!! >.<
Nikki: *thinking- oh god *
Kelsey: *hugs havoc *
Havoc: *traumatized * that was the scariest thing I’ve ever seen…
Kelsey: I’m so sorry!
Everyone: -_-‘
Kelsey: *grabs Nikki’s cell * *Dials the number of the studio *
* Ring*
* Ring *
Some person: Hello?
Kelsey: I SHOULD KICK YOUR GUY’S ASSES!!
Person: *holding the phone far away from his ear * uhh...
Kelsey: I’M GOING TO SEND SCAR OVER TO BLOW YOUR GUY’S BRAINS OUT!
Person: WHOA!! Don’t be so hasty!
Kelsey: *angry mark * Tell the director or who ever came up with that half ass idea will decorate the walls with their brain… OR I’LL STAB A QUILL IN THEIR EYE!! *Hangs up *
Kimble: I’m starting to like her.
Kelsey: Okay! I’ll give you all an actual challenge not a gag fest. So Nikki….
Nikki: *comes over * what is now?
Kelsey: *whisper *
Nikki: That’s stupid… but okay…
Everyone: ?
Kelsey: OKAY!! Hang out a bit and we’ll be back!
Nikki& Kelsey: *walk away *
Greed: Okay who here is afraid of that girl?
Everyone but Havoc: *raises his or her hand *
Ed: YOU’RE NOT AFRAID OF HER?!
Riza: There’s a girl on this island who likes him. There is no way he’s going to scare her off.
Roy: Ya he is sure pathetic.
Ross: Maybe if you didn’t steal every girl out from under his nose he wouldn’t be.
Riza: I agree with Ross. Besides you shouldn’t date 15 girls at one time it’s not healthy.
Greed: DUDE THAT’S WORSE THEN ME!! >.<
Kimble: Wait your Greed. Greedy Greed.
Greed: I’VE BEEN OUT GREED… -ed?
Winry: LALALALALALALALALALALA!!! ^-^
Ed: -_-‘
Izumi: great I’m surrounded by a pimp on a deserted island along with a lunatic, a psychopath, a beauty queen, an annoying runt-
Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A RUNT SO SMALL THAT YOU CAN’T SEE HIM WITH A MICROSCOPE!?
Everyone: No one said that Ed.
Ed: *having a hissy fit *
Izumi: where was I? Oh yes, a quite loner, a cross dresser, a pyromaniac, a miserable chain smoker and two army girls… PLUS THAT PSYCHO AND THAT SLAVE DRIVER!! >.<
Sloth: This is a unique crowd…
Lust: Yes very unique.
Roy: I wonder what that new challenge is…
Havoc: I hope it has nothing to do with Speedos... *Shivers *
Greed: Ya me too…
Kimble: I’ve seen some scary things in my life but that topped the chart.
Envy: same here…
Everyone: *shiver *
Ed: If I ever have to see that again I’m going to kill myself…
Envy: Lucky I still have a mental image…
Ed: Loser…
Envy: WHAT DID YOU SAY FULLMETAL PIPSQUEAK?
Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THAT YOU WANT TO CRUSH LIKE AN ANT??!!
Envy: YOU!!
Ed: THAT’S IT YOUR DEAD!!!
Envy: YOU’RE A LITTLE LATE FOR THAT!
Ed: *tackles *
Everyone: -_-‘
VRRRRRRRRSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Everyone: WTF?
*tree falls over *
Kelsey: I’m BAAAAAAAAAAACK!! *Holding a chainsaw * *tosses it aside*
Nikki: Some entrance Kelsey…
Kelsey: THANKS! *Jumps onto the stump of the tree she cut down * *Reveals a platter of Jell-o *
Greed: How did you start that chainsaw if you were holding that?
Kelsey: MAD SKILL YO!!
Everyone: -_-‘
Nikki: Okay here’s the deal… *sets box down in front of the stump *
Kelsey: *steps on Nikki’s head * we will give everyone a cube of Jell-o and a hammer.
Nikki: With these you must nail it to a tree.
Ed: Then shouldn’t we get a nail?
Kelsey: NOPE! MAKE YOUR OWN!! WITHOUT ALCHEMY!!! MUHAHAHA!!
Winry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Envy: So that’s our challenge?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kelsey: Yes!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Greed: that’s a stupid challenge!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lust: I could nail that thing to a tree in no time flat.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Riza: I could probably shoot it and it’d stick!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kelsey: NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF A CUBE OF JELL-O!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kimble: I swear I’ll make her head explode…
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kelsey: *grabs chainsaw * *starts it *
Winry: …. Ooooooo….
Kelsey: Winry come here…
Winry: *walks over shrunk down in her shoulders *
Kelsey: *whacks her in the head with the base of the chainsaw *
Nikki: With that done get started!
Kelsey: AND I SHALL JOIN YOU FOR NO REASON!! ^-^
Nikki: ya you freak…
Kelsey: YOU KNOW IT!! ^-^
Everyone except Nikki: *grabs jell-o and a hammer *
Havoc: *hitting it as hard as he can * *hits his thumb * CRAP!! *Drops hammer * *hammer lands on his foot * SHIT!!
Lust: *pins it to the tree * *retracts her finger * *jell-o cube is stuck to it *
Ed: *Hitting it with a rock * THIS. IS. STUPID!!
Roy: ... I hate this… *hits the jell-o cube *
Ross: … What type of challenge is this anyway?
Riza: A REALLY stupid one. *Shoots the cube of jell-o* *jell-o splits in half *
Greed: *hitting the jell-o with his hand * stupid jell-o… *hears something in the bushes * what was that?
Chimera: *comes out and lands on greed *
Greed: OH SHIT!! >.<
Everyone: *goes over to where the noise came from *
Greed: *being licked by the chimera *
Kelsey: MY CHIMERA!! ^-^
Ed: your chimera?
Nikki: Oh god you still have that thing?
Kelsey: IT’S NOT A THING!!! It’s a living, breathing creature. *Pets the chimera *
Greed: *wiping chimera spit off his cheek * EWW…
Ed: It looks so happy…
Nikki: She treats it with so much love and affection that it’s happy all the time.
Riza: Does it have a name?
Nikki: Oh no…
Kelsey: YEP!! DINNER!! ^-^
Everyone: …. *Sweat drop*
Kelsey: What was I supposed to call it? It doesn’t have a gender… *petting the chimera happily *
Havoc: Wait how’d your chimera get on this island?
Kelsey: I brought it with me! I put it in my dressing room but it escaped while I was talking to you guys. I’ve been looking for it ever since! *Hugs Dinner *
Nikki: I told you to be more careful! Dinner can breath fire you know!
Kelsey: I KNOW!! But it knows better then to torch someone. Right Dinner?
Dinner: Merawr.
Everyone: ._.
Nikki: Really Kelsey… you should be more careful!
Ed: HEY WAIT!
Kelsey: ya?
Ed: Where did you get a chimera?
Kelsey: I saved it…
Roy: From where?
Kelsey: Actually it was roaming around the streets it was as thin as a rail! So I gave it some food and we’ve been friends ever since! ^-^
Ed: …
Nikki: I keep telling her to get rid of it but they’re inseparable!
Dinner: *licks Kelsey’s face *
Kelsey: She’s a combination of a cat and a well I think a dog.
Greed: Stupid thing…
Kelsey: OH COME ON! It likes you!
Greed: Ya but I don’t like it *searching around for his sunglasses *
Nikki: YO dumb ass! *Tosses him his glasses *
Greed: Thanks… *glares *
Kelsey: I guess I should take her back to my room then…
Nikki: Lock the door next time okay?
Kelsey: Whatever… *snaps now Dinner and Kelsey are gone *
Ed: That was weird…
Winry: That chimera was cute!
Everyone: shut up Winry!
Winry: …
Riza: Wait… When did she wake up?
Winry: A few minutes ago!
Ed: *hits her with a rock * okay let’s finish this stupid challenge so that we can hunt or eat coconuts…
Everyone: *gets back to hitting jell-o *
Izumi: *using a sharpened rock as a nail * *hitting it really hard *
Ross: stupid *hits jell-o * JELL-O!! >. <
Sloth: *lazily hitting it *
Envy: *Glaring at it *
Kimble: *doing nothing *
POOF!
Kelsey: I’m back again!
Everyone: woo?
Kelsey: Well I guess we’ll end this stupid thing already. GET READY BECAUSE I’M COMING AROUND TO CHECK YOUR PROGRESS!! *walks around *
Nikki: Any one win?
Kelsey: YES!
Nikki: Holy shit!
Kelsey: TEAM HAREM WINS!
Nikki: No way…
Kelsey: YA… Izumi successfully got the jell-o on the tree… *points to jello that is pierced threw a twig *
Nikki: Well I’ll be damned…
Kelsey: BECAUSE TEAM HERAM WINS THEIR TEAM GETS… FISH!!!
Nikki: Basically the stupidest thing there is to be a prize.
Greed: WELL I WAS CLOSE!
Kelsey: You lie like a rug Greed.
Greed: T^T
Nikki: any way… *checks her watch *
Kelsey: Ooooooooo Seiko brand… hey my dog’s name is Seiko!! ^-^
Envy: let me guess it’s your “watch” dog?
Kelsey: YEP!
Nikki: That’s nice! We need to start counselor sessions any way…
Kelsey: Who’s the counselor?
Nikki: uhh… I guess I will…
Kelsey: Fine…
Nikki: I guess we’ll start with…
Kelsey: TEAM HAREM!! ^-^
Nikki: okay that’s creepy that you can-
Kelsey: Finish your sentences? Ya. MIND STEALING COUNTRY!! ^-^
Nikki: *hits head *
Kelsey: Okay start the damned sessions already!
Nikki: Fine… Riza come on…

Riza & Nikki: *go into the plane *
Nikki: Okay anything on your mind?
Riza: Yes…
Nikki: Okay then tell me.
Riza: I’m going to kill whose ever idea it was to make us see Armstrong in a Speedo.
Nikki: Same here.
Riza: God I still can’t get that image out of my mind.
Nikki: Ya I know *shivers * how do you stand that sparkly ass?
Riza: I don’t talk to him…
Nikki: nice…
Riza: Okay I’m leaving…
Nikki: okay…

Nikki: Next up is, Izumi.
Izumi: *sits down *
Nikki: Our apologies for earlier.
Izumi: Apology excepted.
Nikki: Anything on your mind?
Izumi: Yes. Which one of you came up with the idea of nailing a cube of Jell-o to a tree?
Nikki: Kelsey’s.
Izumi: Okay that’s all I needed to know. *Gets up and walks out *
Nikki: What the?
Kelsey: NO!!! NOT AGAIN!!!
THWACK!
SLAM!
WHOOSH!
THUNK!
WHAM!
BAM!
Nikki: oh ow… n-next…

Nikki: okay… next we have…Lust…
Lust: *sits *
Nikki: So how was your day?
Lust: I got a cube of Jell-o stuck to my finger…
Nikki: Wow talent?
Lust: *sigh * ya pretty much…
Nikki: Anything else?
Lust: Ya I’m going to murder the people who got that Armstrong guy over here.
Nikki: Riza and Kelsey are on it.
Lust: Okay then. I’m going see you…
Nikki: Bye.

Nikki: Next up would be… Winry.
Winry: *sits down happily *
Nikki: Anything on your mind?
Winry: NOPE!!! ^-^
Nikki: Nothing at all?
Winry: NO!!
Nikki: go now.
Winry: kay bye!

Nikki: Ross is up next.
Ross: *sits down *
Nikki: Hello anything on your mind?
Ross: *shakes her head *
Nikki: Nothing? Really?
Ross: To traumatized. Don’t want to remember.
Nikki: okay….
Ross: Can I leave now?
Nikki: Are you sure?
Ross: Yes I don’t want to remember the pain of that image…
Nikki: Who Armstrong?
Ross: GAH!!! IT BURNS!!
Nikki: okay your scarring me now so leave.
Ross: *walks out *

Nikki: Next is…Sloth.
Sloth: *sits down * Hello
Nikki: Hello sloth. Are you traumatized by the earlier event?
Sloth: A little.
Nikki: Ya thought so…
Sloth: I’m going to drown whoever did that…
Nikki: Kelsey, and Riza are already kicking ass so don’t bother.
Sloth: damn it’s been a while since I killed any one.

Nikki: Okay team Harem is done. So on to *Snort * The Man Team.
Ed: SEE ROY I TOLD YOU IT WAS STUPID!!
Nikki: Okay… speaking of Roy… he’s up first.
Roy: *sits down * *smirks *
Nikki: Hello.
Roy: Hello.
Nikki: Anything on your mind?
Roy: Armstrong…
Nikki: Ya you’re not the first.
Roy: I bet.
Nikki: Anything else?
Roy: except for the fact that the last challenge was stupid
Nikki: Blame my comrade she’s stupid and insane in every way possible.
Roy: Quick question.
Nikki: Ya.
Roy: Can I burn her to a nice black?
Nikki: Be my guest. (A/N: Okay now I got that dumb song in my head! >.< I hate that song!)
Roy: I’ll be back… *walks outside *
Kelsey: oh god not you too?
BOOM!
FOOWSH!
KABLAM!!
Nikki: I actually feel sorry for her… something’s wrong with me.
Roy: *comes back in * I’m done see you tomorrow.
Nikki: ya okay.

Nikki: Next would be Greed.
Greed: *sits down and gives a long sigh *
Nikki: Still miss your worldly possessions?
Greed: ya…
Nikki: Anything about the challenges or that chimera?
Greed: Ya that chimera was weird.
Nikki: Ya Kelsey and her crazy pets.
Greed: Crazy doesn’t even cut it.
Nikki: yes most definitely.
Greed: It licked me…
Nikki: *snicker * ya that was great I wish I had my camera.
Greed: Ya I could’ve brought that home to show my subordinates.
Nikki: Okay if you’re done you may go.
Greed: Thank god… *leaves *

Nikki: Next is *says under breath: Thank god Kelsey isn’t here. * Havoc.
Havoc: *sits down * Yo…
Nikki: Hello Havoc. Is anything on your mind?
Havoc: That Kelsey chick is creeping me out a bit.
Nikki: Don’t mind her. She’s insane on the outside and a bit of a dumb ass-
Kelsey: I HEARD THAT!!
Nikki: But she’s pretty sane on the inside.
Havoc: Okay but what I want to know is how she keeps a chimera that big in her room.
Nikki: It’s a mystery I think she has a bigger dressing room then me.
Havoc: Possible…
Nikki: Will that be all for today?
Havoc: … pretty much…
Nikki: You are excused.
Havoc: Thanks I guess… *walks out *
Kelsey: HAVOC!! *Glomps him *
Havoc: OOF!! *Falls over *

Nikki: Next is… Envy….
Envy: *sits down *
Nikki: *holding back death glare * envy hello tell me is anything on your mind?
Envy: That girl…
Nikki: Which one?
Envy: I don’t remember!
Nikki: the one with the chimera?
Envy: YA!! That one… is she crazy?
Nikki: Most likely.
Envy: Damn…
Nikki: yes damn indeed.
Envy: How do you put up with that?
Nikki: I can’t…
Envy: oooh…
Nikki: Ya I usually kick her ass on a weekly basis.
Envy: Crap… Is she really that annoying?
Nikki: Unfortunately yes -_-
Envy: Hope it gets better for you. *Walks out *

Nikki: Next is Kimble.
Kimble: *walks in *
Nikki: Hello!
Kimble: hi.
Nikki: So anyone’s Asses you want to kick?
Kimble: Who ever got Armstrong here-

Nikki: Kelsey and Riza are covering that.
Kimble: and that annoying girl Winry…
Nikki: Ya okay I can see why.
Kimble: The girl with the chimera and the chainsaw…
Nikki: What about her?
Kimble: She’s crazy… isn’t she?
Nikki: Yep she likes the sight of blood and the sound of something collapsing.
Kimble: Okay she doesn’t seem so bad now.
Nikki: ya okay…
Kimble: Well I’m going to explode some fish now..,
Nikki: You go and do that.

Nikki: Okay now then Ed!
Ed: *walks in * Hi there.
Nikki: Hi.
Ed: I’ve been scarred for life…
Nikki: yes everyone has…
Ed: I’m glad Al didn’t see that…
Nikki: I’m glad I was wearing a blindfold!
Ed: You were wearing a blindfold?
Nikki: okay Kelsey is crazy enough to do anything she was going to take care of the challenge.
Ed: Wow she is crazy!
Nikki: yes very crazy I think she broke out of a mental institute…
Ed: I wouldn’t be surprised if she did…
Nikki: ya I mean she has a chimera named DINNER!
Ed: crazy!!
Nikki: Hell yes…
Ed: Okay I’m done here….
Nikki: Oh crap that means I have to talk to Kelsey now! -_-
Ed: pahahah!! Loser…
Nikki: *glare * I might as well go and except it…
Ed: *sigh * *walks out *
Nikki: *goes out *

Kelsey: Hi Nick!
Nikki: Stop calling me that!
Kelsey: Oh wah!
Nikki: I’ll strangle you!
Greed: CAT FIGHT!
Kelsey: *troughs a rock at greed’s head * *rock bounces off his shield and lands on his foot *
Greed: ow… Wasn’t expecting that. *Grabs his foot *
Roy: Are they always fighting?
Ed: I think so…
Riza: Wouldn’t be surprising…
Ross: No it wouldn’t
Havoc: I don’t know…
Kimble: who’d you think would win in an all out free for all?
Havoc: It’s got to be Kelsey!
Roy: Ya that psycho would knock Nicollette off her feet (A/N: Nikki’s actual name is Nicollette not Nichole or what ever kay?)
Ed: I don’t know I think Kelsey would goof off Nicollette is a lot more serious.
Riza: I agree with Fullmetal.
Envy: I root for Kelsey. She’s crazy.
Kimble: Yes and apparently she likes the site of blood and the sound of a building being demolished.
Greed: Yes most definitely Kelsey. Besides with that chainsaw and that chimera she can be scary.
Winry: YA!!
Sloth: That girl is morbid.
Lust: Do you think she escaped some weird prison?
Envy: Probably…
Kelsey: *drops in * are you guys talking about me?
Ed: Speak of the devil… -_-
Envy: Shut it Fullmetal pipsqueak
Ed: Do you want to take this outside?
Envy: we already are outside!
Ed: So it seems you’re a step ahead of me.
Envy: So it does.
Ed: Then lets take this inside!
Envy: THERE’S NOWHERE TO GO INTO!
Ed& envy: *arguing, bicker, punch, and kicking the whole lot *
Kelsey: okay reader here’s the deal.
Nikki: You have the choice to vote someone off the island.
Kelsey: *pointing at Winry *
Nikki: STOP THAT!
Kelsey: sorry…
Nikki: You can vote someone off but you don’t have to.
Kelsey: PLEASE VOTE WINRY OFF!!
Nikki: SHUT UP OR I’LL PUNCH YOUR FACE IN!
Kelsey: Psh ya right.
Nikki: *shakes her fist at Kelsey *
Kelsey: XP
Nikki: any way… we have a few minutes left so now what?
Kelsey: Everyone hang out for a couple of minutes until we get to go back to camp…
Ed& envy: *still beating the crap out of each other *
Riza: will they ever stop?
Greed: Probably not.
Kelsey: Yo palm-tree-boy, half-metal get over here!
Ed: THAT’S FULLMETAL!!
Kelsey: whatever fullmental.
Roy: that was good.
Kelsey: THANKS!
Nikki: stop teasing Edo-kun! *hits Kelsey up side the head *
Kelsey: that hurt ya know…
Nikki: shut it ass.
Kelsey: oooh that hurt! Coward!
Nikki: *tackles Kelsey *
Greed: Catfight…
Ed: … god Kelsey’s stupid…
Kelsey: I know I am but what are you!
Ed: My point exactly…
Izumi: I’d stop them from fighting but this is actually pretty entertaining.
Kimble: Ya this is probably the closes thing we’ll get to TV for the rest of the month.
Havoc: oh god… when I die I don’t want to go here.
Roy: Ya same here.
Kelsey: *knocks out Nikki with a log * *stands up * oops.. Oh well…
Nikki: *twitching *
Kelsey: *pokes her with a long stick * Nope she’s out cold…
Greed: Gee ya think?
Kelsey: What me think? Never!
Kimble: Can I explode her brains?
Ed: No let Scar do that…
Kimble: damn…
Izumi: Edward.
Ed: Yes teacher?
Izumi: Have you been using the skills you got on Yock Island?
Ed: *sweat drop *
Izumi: * death glare *
Ed: *hides behind Kelsey *
Kelsey: *grabs Ed and puts him in front of her * dude I might be crazy but I’m not crazy enough to go against her!
Greed: I’m not sure any one is.
Ed: *hides behind Greed *
Greed: *pushes him away * dude I might be a human shield but I’m not going to protect you…
Ed: *uses Nikki as a shield *
Nikki: *sees Izumi really mad * *hides behind Ed *
Ed: NO I NEED TO HIDE BEHIND YOU!
Nikki: NO WAY!! She can get scary!
Ed: SO!?
Nikki: “so” my ass! I don’t want to get my ass kicked!
Kelsey: Izumi-Chan can you kill Nikki for me?
Izumi: Edward first then Nicollette…
Ed& Nikki: *run away*
Izumi: *Goes after them *
Kelsey: *evil laugh *
Havoc: ya okay she’s officially crazy…
Kelsey: I’m not crazy I’m just unique…
Greed: ya in an insane way…
Kelsey: shut up…*looks at her watch * oh crap we have to go… *snaps now Nikki, Ed, and Izumi are back *
Nikki: What is it that time already?
Kelsey: yes now then WAVE!!
Everyone: *waves*
Nikki: I think I’ll be having chimera for dinner…
Kelsey: * gives Nikki the glare’o’death * Hey Nikki… what’s 2x4?
Nikki: 8?
Kelsey: NO A PLANK OF WOOD!! *Hits Nikki with a 2x4 of wood *
Kimble: that was a bad joke…
Nikki: *rubbing her head *
Kelsey: Any way make sure to vote someone off! We need at least 5 votes!
Nikki: Other wise we’ll do elimination round…
Kelsey: yes it will be a living hell…
Nikki: Ya that weird obstacle coarse with meaningless objectives.
Kelsey: hey it’s not weird! It’s stupid as hell!
Nikki: that it is, so vote someone off!
Kelsey: yes or we’ll use the weird ass coarse of doom! Were 12 people will go in and only 11 will come out! MUAHAHAHAHAH!!
Nikki: yes we’ll air lift the loser to a near by city were they can go home.
Kelsey: Thanks for taking out all the horror of the obstacle coarse!
Nikki: it’s not even scary! It’s a bunch of partner obstacles!
Kelsey: SHUT UP!!! *Hits her with a history book repeatedly * *looks at book that now has blood on it * Well history does have use after all.
Greed: Finally…
Kimble: Well the books do…
Kelsey: *chucks the book over her shoulder and hits Envy in the face *
Ed: Loser!! *Points and laughs *
Kelsey: So you all tomarrow on FMA ISLAND!!
Nikki: *gets up * I thought it was called “Alchemy Island”.
Kelsey: SHUT IT!! *hits her with a literature book *
Greed: oh that had to hurt…
Kelsey: NOW THEN WAVE AGAIN!! MUHAHAH!!
Everyone: *thinking: there’s no way she’s not crazy. * *waves *
*screen goes blank *
Nikki: HEY WAIT!
Kelsey: SHUT UP!! *hits with a shovel *
BING
DING
PING
Kelsey: DIE DAMN IT!! Okay so you all!
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