Sunday, May 7, 2006

here's Day 3 of survivor! (lol so sorry that it tokk forever! The new Aki chapter will be up soon)
* The man team*
Greed: *wakes up at 7:24 * *looks around * damn it I’m still here.
Envy: shut up greed. *Curls up into a ball and falls asleep *
Ed: Shut up the both of you.
Roy: *sits up and tosses a hermit crab at Ed’s head * Shut it Fullmetal. * Hermit crab pinches the end of Ed’s braid * *Stands up and tries to shake it off * *crab lands on havoc *
Havoc: WTF? *Looks at the crab * *flicks it off * damn things. *Crab lands on Kimbley *
Kimbley: *crab falls on his face * WTH? * picks up the crab and explodes it * *looks around * Why are all of you up?
Everyone: *gives greed a death glare *
Envy: Blame ultimate ass over there.
Kimbley: Damn it! I was having a dream of the Ishbalan Massacre to!
Roy: Is that all you think about?
Kimbley: Pretty much…
Everyone: -_-
Kimbley: What? I loved that war! I got to explode so many people!
Roy: God he’s so crazy…
Havoc: Ya think?
Ed: I doubt it…
Roy: *grabs his gloves *
Ed: *gets up and runs away *
Roy: Get back here! *Runs after him *
Havoc: … what ever…. *rolls over and goes to sleep *
Envy: Well now that I’m a wake I might as well get food… Greed you bastard… *walks away *
*Team Harem *
Everyone: *awake *
Riza: I wonder what torture we’ll go threw today.
Lust: don’t remind me.
Ross: Maybe they’ll spare us….
Sloth: doubt it…
Winry: I LOVE AUTO MALE!!! ^^
Everyone: -_-‘
Izumi: *starting the fire again * damn fires!
Riza: Calm down Izumi-Kun
Izumi: Sorry…
POOF
Lust: fuck….
Nikki: Hello ladies. I’m sorry about this, but we didn’t get enough people to vote so I’m sorry. Kelsey has a good challenge quiet interesting actually.
Sloth: What do you mean by that?
Nikki: Well… it will last a whole week.
Lust: oh crap…
Nikki: It’s not as bad as you think. Though you will be cursed.
Ross: Cursed?
Nikki: nothing really bad just stay clear of water after it starts.
Izumi: Why?
Nikki: Kelsey shall explain. So if you all come with me we can start this. I already got those damn boys over there so let us go.
Lust: What so you’re doing everything today?
Nikki: No Kels is getting the supplies.
*At the plane *
Ed& Envy: *beating the crap out of each other… again*
Nikki: Stop it you two!! RIGHT NOW!! *Death glare *
Ed & Envy: *stop * yes ma’am….
Nikki: *stands in front of everyone * Kelsey should be here in about a-
Poof!
Kelsey: Hey ppl! Guess what I’ve been cursed four times! *holding red and blue urns *
Nikki: How the hell did you do that?
Kelsey: I kept falling in!! I turned into a duck, cat, dog and a guy!
Everyone: WTH???
Nikki: Please tell me you went into the spring of drowned girl! (A/N: Ya Ranma ½ fans squeal now!!)
Kelsey: YES!! God!
Nikki: Good… * grabs the urns in Kelsey’s hands and places them on a two tables *
Kelsey: Here’s the deal! Guy’s take the blue vases girls take red. Now each one contains a certain cursed water. You are to take one and splash it over your head. All but one will turn you into some animal. The ones that don’t change you into an animal change your gender I just hope that Roy or Havoc don’t get that certain urn.
Greed: Why are we doing this?
Kelsey: shut up Greed…
Nikki: Okay we’ll call up one person from each team at a time got it?
Kelsey: ya so… Greed and Riza you guys are up!
Greed & Riza: *walk up to the two tables, picks up an urn and splashes it over their heads *
Greed: *squealing *
Riza: BARK!!!
Kelsey: OMG!!! Greed got the spring of drowned pig! How cute!! ^^
Nikki: And Riza has officially become a “dog” of the military… I’m sorry that was a bad joke…
Kelsey: damn right it was…
Nikki: Next up, Izumi and Havoc…
Kelsey: *thinking-OMG… *
Izumi: *examines them carefully * *picks one up * SPLASH! WTF? I Don’t feel different…
Kelsey: check again…
Izumi: *looks at herself * OH SHIT I’M A GUY!!!
Havoc: oh cool please let me turn into a girl… *picks one up and dumps it on his head * ….
Kelsey: KAWAII!!
Nikki: oh wow… Havoc’s a cat…
Kelsey: Oh how cute! *Picks up the havoc kitty and scratches his head *
Havoc: *purring *
Nikki: *hits her head * that’s just weird…
Kelsey: next up is Ed and I guess lust! *Still scratching havoc kitty *
Ed: *walks up nervously * uh… do I have to?
Nikki: Just do it Edward…
Ed: *sigh * *picks one up * *dumps it over his head *
Roy: HOLY CRAP!!!
Ed: *looks at himself or should I say HERSELF * *nose bleed *
Roy: *walks up to Ed * I know this might be odd coming from a comrade but, how about dinner sometime?
Ed: *slaps Roy across the face * HELL NO COLONEL DUMB ASS!!! *in a very famine voice *
Roy: Oh come on.
Ed: Hell no! I’ll send uh… Kelsey after you!
Roy: I’m so scared…
Nikki: I would be if I were you…
Roy: no shit? Really?
Nikki: Yes… she scares me sometimes…
Kelsey: kay shut up! We all know I’m insane so drop it…can we please move on?
Lust: *just watching * … *looks at the urns * *dumps one on her head * …
Kelsey: Hey look she’s a panda! Here! *Hands here a sign with paper and a pen * now can we PLEASE move on?
Nikki: *sigh * yes…. I call up Winry and Envy
Envy: *looks at the urns * *twitch * *grabs one and dumps it over his head * …
Kelsey: *laughing * OMG!!! He’s an F’in duck!
Envy: QUACK!!!
Kelsey: *falls over *
Winry: … *picks one up at random and dumps it on herself * meow!!
Kelsey: she’s a cat too?
Nikki: yup apparently…
Havoc: Oo
Winry: =^-^= mew!!!
Kelsey: that’s stupid… I call up Roy and sloth
Sloth: …. *Picks one up and quickly pours it on herself * …. Squeal!!
Kelsey: Oh look! She’s a piggy to!!
Nikki: *hits herself in the head * baka…
Roy: …. *Dumps one on his head * WOOF!!!
Kelsey: Oh look! He’s a dog of the military too! *Snicker *
Nikki: which is weird…
Kelsey: as hell… any way I call up Ross and Kimble!!
Kimbley: … *sigh * *grabs one and splashes it on his face * ….
Kelsey: OMFG!!!! *Laughing *
Nikki: he’s a panda!!! *Laughing really hard * OMG!!!
Kimbley: *death glare *
Kelsey: here use this to talk! *Hands him a sign with paper attached to it and a pen hanging off a chain * *laughing *
Kimbley: *writing * “I’m going to kill you!”
Kelsey: sure you are panda boy!!
Ed: *laughing *
Lust: *writing * “Not if I kill them first!”
Sloth: Oink!!
Ross: quack?
Kelsey: Okay… okay… calm down… to turn back to normal all you have to do is poor hot water on yourself… got it? You will turn back into a cat, dog or panda when under cold water.
Ed: That sucks!
Izumi: I agree with Edward.
Kelsey: Here’s the challenge this is the rainy season. And there are rivers everywhere. If you fall into one the only way you can change back is if you come to one of us. We’re the only ones with hot water. There for the only ones that can change you back.
Nikki: You can find us here or you can sing a verse of “Waka Laka” which I know none of you will do. Well Winry might.
Kelsey: Ya that was her idea not mine so hit her in face.
Nikki: Yes I wanted to tick you guys off for once…
Kelsey: With that said we can change you all back now… *gets a teakettle out * line up people! Err… animals and people…
Everyone: *lines up *
Kelsey: *splashes water on everyone * better?
Lust: I’m a panda?!
Nikki: yes we already went over that.
Havoc: I like being a cat…
Ed: I don’t want to be a girl…
Izumi: Quit whining Edward.
Ed: Yes teacher…
Greed: … I’m a pig?
Kelsey: yep! Just like in real life!!
Kimbley: OOO!! BURN!!! *Snicker *
Greed: Shut it you fucking panda…
Kimbley: *death glare *
Nikki: Yo stupid assess! Pay attention!
Kelsey: Here’s the deal… go to your team’s campsite and try to live with these curses!
Everyone: *thinking: do we have to? *
Nikki: go… or I’ll send rabid fan girls after you or worse Kelsey.
Kelsey: YA!!! I’ll cut your heart out with a grape fruit spoon!!
Kimbley: damn… that’s pretty creative…
Kelsey: Ya so? I have an over active imagination! I do this on a regular bases.
Greed: ya your scary.
Kelsey: YOUR FACE IS SCARY!!!!!
Kimbley: I’ll say it again… BURN!!!!!!
Roy: I’ll burn your face off…
Kimbley & Roy: *exchanging death glares*
Kelsey: *throws drift wood at both of them * * hits Roy in the head and Kimbley just explodes it *
Nikki: go now… or… *looks at Kelsey*
Kelsey: I’LL PUNCH YOUR FACE IN!!!!
Everyone: O_o *runs away*
Kelsey: … I’ll be in my trailer… *walks off *
Nikki: OO wait you have a trailer? I have a tree house…
Kelsey: I know… cuz I rock and you suck… * Turns on her ipod *boom boom boom let me hear you say wayo!
Nikki: WTF?? WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT?!
Kelsey: Shut up! This is my favorite song!! *Singing “boom boom boom” *
Nikki: -_-‘
Kelsey: SHWEET!!! And all the girlies say “I’m pretty fly for a white guy!”
Nikki: *walks away*
Kelsey: *singing “Pretty Fly” by Offspring *
Nikki: *sweat drop *
* Man team *
Kimbley: *depressed * p-p-panda?
Ed: shut up at least you don’t turn into a women.
Roy: Fullmetal are you sure you don’t-
Envy: *hits Roy in the head * DROP IT!
Greed: Why am I the one who has to turn into a pig?
Envy: Cuz you suck.
Greed: yes I do drink out of straws thanks for noticing.
Envy: *death glare* *turns into Greed * I’m a TOTAL pimp!!
Greed: ya so?
Greed 2: I think I’m SO cool! But really I’m just a nerd! I love STAR TREK!!!
Greed 1: TAKE THAT BACK!!!
Greed 2: BEAM ME UP SCOTTY!!
Greed 1: *starts chasing Envy around *
Everyone: *sigh * -_-‘
Greed 2: SET PHASERS TO KILL!! *Does Spock hand thing * LIVE LONG AND PROSPER!!
Greed 1: STOP THAT!!
Greed 2: okay… USE THE FORCE!!!
Havoc: EWWW….
Greed 2: NOT LIKE THAT!! >.o
Havoc: well still… EWW….
Greed: 1: Shut up you spiky haired palm tree freak!
Greed 2: Nope! You were like my brother! You were to stop the sith not join them!
Roy: you’re the one who’s the nerd.
Greed 2: *gasp * I am not!
Everyone: yes you are….
Greed 2: *turns back into Envy* I AM NOT!!!
Ed: fine. How many languages does C3-PO know?
Envy: …. Over a million…
Havoc: *coughGEEKcough*
Everyone except Envy: *nod *
Envy: *depressed *
Kimbley: *sigh * why a panda?
Roy: okay that’s it! *Snaps *
Kimbley: CRAP!! *Running around in circles on fire * PUT ME OUT!!
Greed: *splashes cold water on him *
Kimbley in panda form: *scribble * “You bastard…”
Greed: and proud of it.
Kimbley: *walking to the crashed plane * *mumbling *
Greed: *maniacal laughter *
Everyone: Oo’
*Team harem *
Lust: *sigh *
Winry: What’s wrong Lust-sama?
Lust: *glare * panda…
Izumi: better then turning into a guy.
Riza: yea I bet.
Ross: or a duck… wait…
Riza: did you just notice that ducks couldn’t drown?
Ross: *sigh * yes…
Sloth: *clapping sarcastically *
Ross: shut up…
Riza: sorry but I can’t believe you didn’t notice that earlier.
???: BAHHHHHH!!!!
Winry: YES!! CAUGHT SOMETHING!!! *runs over to the “anti pervert barrier” *
Everyone: *looks in the hole *
Lust: Kimbley?
Kimbley: *writing * “It’s not what you think! I got lost!”
Sloth: Sure you did…
Kimbley: *writing fast * “I WAS!!!”
Lust: Sure… that’s what you say… err... write…
Riza: *points gun at Kimbley * what the hell are you doing here?
Kimbley: *Writing as fast as he can * “I TOLD YOU! I GOT LOST!”
Lust: Where are the others?
Kimbley: *writing * “Back at camp”
Sloth: good…
Lust: who says that we should tie Kimbley up and give him a make over?
Everyone except Kimbley: AYE!
Kimbley: *tries to get out of the hole * * thinking: my manly hood depends on my escape! Must climb up! * *Scratching at the wall franticly *
Everyone: *has make up of some sort or a rope * *jumps down into the hole and ties up Kimbley *
Kimbley: *Thinking: NO!!! STAY BACK!!! I HAVE REIBIES!!! I’LL BITE YOU!!! *
20 minutes later…..
Kimbley: *wearing lipstick, rouge, eye shadow, and has nail polish on * *twitching *
Lust: well then Kimbley we all have learned something today.
Sloth: for one a panda with make up on is hilarious and two…
Winry: You’re an autumn!
Kimbley: *thinking: kill me now! * *Anime tears *
Lust: Come on guys lets go and give him back to the boys…
Sloth: we’re evil as hell.
Izumi: That’s what makes us so great!
POOF
Kimbley: *thinking: OH CRAP! *
Kelsey: *takes a picture * Hello black mail! *Disappears *
Riza: … okay…
Everyone: *takes Kimbley to Man team *
*man team *
Havoc: Geez you’d think Kimbley would be back by now.
Greed: seeing how it’s him he probably got lost.
Roy: I bet
Rustle
Everyone: WTF?
Riza: Hello gentle men!
*All the women drop Kimbley *
All the men: *laughing *
Greed: You really got lost didn’t you? *Falls over *
POOF
Nikki: holy crap Kels wasn’t lying! *Pours hot water over Kimbley * *starts laughing*
All the men: *can’t breath because they’re laughing too hard *
Lust: Okay Kimbley now what have you learned?
Kimbley: That women are devil spawns?
Lust: *hits him in the head *
Kimbley: That women are not to be trusted?
Sloth: *hits him in the head *
Kimbley: *sigh * Women rock…
Lust: Good boy! *Pats him on the head *
Kimbley: I’m going to kill you…
Nikki: *takes dozens of pictures * BLACK MAIL! *Disappears *
Kimbley: my manly hood is forever gone…
Riza: you never had one…
Greed: OOOOO!! BURN GIRLY-MAN!!
Kimbley: SHUT UP!!!
Envy: *turns into Kimbley in a dress * LOOK AT ME!! I LOVE FLOWERS!!!
Everyone except Kimbley: *laughing *
Kimbley 2: I FEEL PRETTY!! OH SO PRETTY!! I FEEL WITTY AND GITTY AND GAY!!! And I pitty any girl who isn’t me today!
Greed: LALALALALALALALALA!!
Kimbley 2: I feel charming! Oh so charming! It’s alarming how charming I feel! I’m so pretty I hardly can believe I’m real!
Greed: LALALALALALALALALA!!
Kimbley 1: BURN IN HELL!!!
Roy: Who’s that pretty girl in the mirror there?
Havoc: What mirror where?
Roy: Who can that attractive girl be??
Havoc: Which one where hum where?
Roy: Such a pretty dress such a pretty smile such a pretty girl!
Kimbley 2: I feel stunning!
Greed: So stunning!
Kimbley 2: And entrancing!
Greed: Like jumping and dancing for joy!
Kimbley 2: Cuz I’m loved by a pretty wonderful boy!
Everyone but Kimbley 1: *laughing *
Kimbley 2: *turns back into envy *
Kimbley: I’m so going to kill you…
Envy: keep saying that man-lady…
Kimbley *anime vein * *twitch *
Havoc: *gasping for breath * *starts laughing again *
Kimbley: tell this to any one and I will make you go splodey…
Ed: Sure! *Fingers crossed * *thinking: I can’t wait to tell Al this! *
Riza: We’re going back now. *Laughing again *
All the girls: *walk away laughing *
Kimbley: Untie me now… *death glare *
Everyone: *looks at Ed *
Ed: Why me?
Roy: because we’re smarter then you.
Ed: that’s BS… *walks over to Kimbley and unties him *
Kimbley: *stands up * DIE!!! *Starts chasing everyone *
Greed: Crap, Crap, CRAP!!
Havoc: GAH!!!
Ed: *running way ahead of the group * I’m too young to die!
Roy: I’m too sexy to die!
Havoc: I’m too lonely to die!
Greed: I’m too awesome to die!
Envy: I’m to cool to die!
Roy: quick! If your smart go into the water!
Kimbley: You won’t get away that easily!!
Everyone: *jumps into the water *
Ed: GAH!! Why the hell did I follow you!? *Points at Roy *
Roy: Grrrr… *subtitle: cuz I rock *
Envy: *floating on top of the water * Quack
Havoc & Greed: *flailing in the water *
Kimbley: *growls * *subtitle: I’m going to kill you all! *
POOF
Kelsey: OMG!! Havoc! *dives in the water * *has Havoc kitty in her arms * *swims back to shore *
Havoc: *cough *
Kelsey: *looks at everyone else * you can get out on your own…
Greed: oink, oink, oinky *Subtitle: gee thanks… * (A/N: yes OINKY!!! Got a problem with that?)
Everyone: *drags himself or herself onto land *
Ed: *Lies on the ground for a few minutes * *glares at Kelsey * Why couldn’t you save us?
Kelsey: Because I love Havoc not you…
Roy: worf *subtitle: ooooooo… burn *
Ed: I don’t know what you said but I should kick your ass for saying it…
Roy: *death glare *
Envy: *looks at Ed * *evil little spark * *pecks Ed in the head *
Ed: QUIT IT!!! *Whacking Envy *
Kelsey: *splashes hot water on Envy * quit it… your squawking is getting annoying..
Envy: did that have to be so hot? >,<
Kelsey: yes…
Envy: You’re evil…
Kelsey: What can I say? The devil tips his hat to me.
All: Oo *thinking: god she’s crazy. *
Kelsey: What?
Ed: *turns his head * nothing…
Envy: just the usual… we think your crazy…
Kelsey: ya… but it sucks to be this crazy… *sniff *
Everyone: *stares at her *
Kelsey: quit it!
Everyone: *looks away *
Kelsey: *evil grin * *splashes everyone with hot water *
Kimbley: someone tell me that I’m still not wearing make up…
Envy: you aren’t you still have lipstick though…
Kimbley: damn it! * Wipes his mouth with his sleeve *
Roy and *snicker * you still have nail polish on!
Greed: ya it’s really hard to be threatening when you have nail polish on…
Kelsey: did you get a manicure?
Kimbley: *sigh * yes…
Everyone: *snicker *
Kelsey: Don’t worry Kimbley! I’ll return you to your former glory! *Triumphant pose*
25 minutes later…
Kimbley: NO MORE NAIL POLISH!!!!
Kelsey: or make up…
Kimbley: YEA!!!
Envy: *turns into Kimbley again *
Kimbley 2: I’m a transvestite!
Kimbley 1: Don’t you start that again.
Kimbley 2: *picks a flower * I LOVE N’SYNC!!!
Kimbley 1: Oh you’re so dead palm tree boy…
Kimbley 2: I love you Gerard Way!!
Kimbley 1: *anime vein *
Kimbley 2: I love bunnies!
Everyone: *laughing *
Kimbley 1: *anime veins all over and an evil aura surrounding him *
Kimbley 2: I love yaoi!!!
Kimbley 1: THAT’S IT!! SPLODEY TIME FOR PALM TREE BOY!!!! *Chasing Kimbley 2 *
Kelsey: total slaughter… total slaughter… I won’t leave a single man alive… la de da de die… Genocide… la de da de die an ocean of blood… let’s begin the killing time… (A/N: YESH!!! I love Vash’s little death song!)
Greed: wow… that was so morbid…
Kelsey: Thank you!
Kimbley 1: DIE YOU SPIKY HAIRED BI-GENDERED FREAK!!
Kimbley 2: I’m a guy!
Ed: sure you are….
Kimbley 2: *turns into a shorter Ed * (A/N: damn that’s one short Ed! Oo Ed: *kills me*)
Ed 2: I’m so short!!
Ed 1: WHO YOU CALLING A MOUSY LITTLE SHRIMP WHO GETS LOST IN THE CARPET FIBERS??
Ed 2: YOU!!! It’s a world of laughter and a world of tears; it’s a world of hopes and a world of fears, there’s so much that we share. So it’s time we’re aware it’s a small world after all! It’s a small world after all! It’s a small world after all! It’s a small world after all! It’s a small small world!
Ed 1: YOU’RE SO DEAD!!!! *Transmutes a spear and chases him around *
Ed 2: I’m a LITTLE teapot short and stout! Here is my handle and here is my spout! When I get all steamed hear me shout! Just tip me over and pour me out!
Ed 1: DIEEEEEEE!!!
Ed 2: Who wears SHORT shorts?
Ed 1: *shakes his fist at Ed 2 *
Ed 2: I’m so short! Yes it’s true!
Ed 1: That’s not even a song!
Ed 2: It is now!
Everyone: -_-‘
Roy: god you guys are giving me a migraine!
Ed 2: *transforms into Roy *
Roy: oh god…
Roy 2: I’m a pyromaniac! I have 17 girlfriends! I keep stealing ALL of Havoc’s girlfriends!
Roy 1: so?
Roy 2: Oo
Ed: You can’t hurt him because he has no heart…
Roy 2: well hell….
Kelsey: why are you doing this?
Roy 2: I’m bored and I love to tick people off…
Kelsey: well then… go on…
Roy 2: *turns into Havoc *
Havoc: NOOOO!!!
Havoc 2: I’m so lonely! I can’t keep a girlfriend for over a week!
Havoc 1: That’s not true!
Havoc 2: I’m a chain smoker!
Havoc 1: well that’s true…
Havoc 2: Colonel Mustang steals all my girlfriends!
Kelsey: *grabs a knife * *puts it up to Havoc 2’s throat * say more I dare you….
Havoc 2: eep!
Havoc 1: You get him Kelsey!
Kelsey: Thanks Havoc!
Havoc 2: *turns into Lust *
Lust 2: My humps my humps my humps! My lovely little lumps!
All: *start laughing *
Roy: What cha going to do with all that ass all that ass inside them jeans?
Lust 2: I’m gonna make you scream make you scream!
Kelsey: *laughing *
Lust 2: *turns into Sloth *
Ed: oh boy…
Sloth 2: I’m tired… Wrath quit your whining! *Wags his finger *
Greed: *laughing *
Sloth 2: *turns into Izumi *
Kelsey: wow you’re bored…
Izumi 2: PREPARE YOURSELF EDWARD YOUR IN FOR A LONG LECTURE!!
Ed: oh you’re good…
Izumi 1: *kicks Izumi 2 in the back of the head *
Kelsey: when did you get here?
Izumi1: about 5 seconds ago…
Kelsey: where did you come from?
Izumi 1: from behind those bushes… *points to a bush * *all members of team harem stand up *
Izumi 2: oh crap… *turns into back to envy *
Lust: *stabs him in the face * MY HUMPS HUH???
Envy: *sits up * *rubs head * heh heh?
Sloth: *bitch slaps him *
Kelsey: ownege…
Lust: *grabs a tube of lipstick from out of nowhere *
Envy: RUN AWAY!!!
Kelsey: *grabs him * no you don’t….
Envy: *turns into Havoc * You wouldn’t let them do this to me would you?
Kelsey: *hits him in the head * stop that
Havoc 2: *turns back into Envy * I hate you…
Kelsey: DON’T CARE!!! *Pushes him towards the other girls *
Envy: NO!!!
All girls except Kelsey: *takes Envy away *
3 hours later…. (A/N: to all men… don’t piss off a girl!)
Envy: *wearing one of lust’s dresses * *has make up and a bunch of jewelry on *
Kimbley: now you know how it feels…
Envy: *shutter *
Kelsey: *takes a picture *
Envy: I’m going to kill you…
Kimbley: muhahahaha!!!
Kelsey: hey earrings!
Lust: ya he didn’t have pierced ears so we had to pierce them ourselves.
Envy: it hurts…
Havoc: LOSER!! *points at him and laughs *
Riza: you want some too?
Havoc: EEP!
FWOOSH!
Nikki: WHAT THE HELL?
Kelsey: Yeaaaaaaaaaa….
Nikki: explain this…
Roy: Envy kept turning into people and made fun of them. When he was lust he started singing, “My humps” that was great…
Lust: *death glares Roy *
Nikki: We have to start counseling right now!
Kelsey: oh crap is it that time already?
Nikki: YES!! LET’S GO!!! *Snaps *
* at the plane crash site *
Kelsey: I’m the councilor today!
Nikki: yes not get it on!
Greed: That so didn’t sound right…
Nikki: *death glare *

Kelsey: First team up is Team Harem… and first is Lust
Lust: * Sits*
Kelsey: Anything on your mind?
Lust: I’m a panda????
Kelsey: yes luck of the urns…
Lust: and that stupid Envy!!
Kelsey: oh yes the “My humps” incident…
Lust: What was with that?
Kelsey: He was ‘bored’ apparently.
Lust: GAR!! I’m going to stab his eyes out!
Kelsey: he’s right outside, go and stab his eyes as much as you want…
Lust: *runs out *
SHCINK!!
Envy: GAH!!!
Kelsey: NEXT!!!

Kelsey: now for *under breath: oh god… * Winry
Winry: Hi ya!
Kelsey: hi… what’s up?
Winry: That Envy thing is a real jerk!!
Kelsey: I’m sorry… thing?
Winry: well I can’t tell if it’s a boy or girl so I call it a thing
Kelsey: that’s nice… *coughmorelikestupid*
Winry: I’m going to fix Ed’s auto male! *Skips off *
Kelsey: I hope you cut your fingers off with a wrench…

Kelsey: next is Izumi-Chan.
Izumi: hello
Kelsey: Envy is some jerk right?
Izumi: yes he is…
Kelsey: I can’t believe him.
Izumi: Ya I know…
Kelsey: any problems with the curse?
Izumi: no… I just don’t care for it much…
Kelsey: ya
*Silence! *
Izumi: I’ll be leaving….
Kelsey: okay…

Kelsey: next up… Ross
Ross: hello Kelsey
Kelsey: You were very quite today something wrong?
Ross: *sigh * no…
Kelsey: Is it that you didn’t notice that Ducks couldn’t drown?
Ross: yes…
Kelsey: ya sorry about that… but you can’t cure stupidity
Ross: I’m leaving…

Kelsey: Sloth is next…
Sloth: hello miss Sylvia…
Kelsey: hehe hi…
Sloth: That envy I swear…
Kelsey: yep a lot of people have complained about that…
Sloth: though I did get to have some fun today.
Kelsey: What the Kimbley and Envy thing? Ya I wish I could’ve helped…
Sloth: We’re attacking Greed tomorrow if you want to help…
Kelsey: Shweet!
Sloth: that will be all for today miss Sylvia.
Kelsey: bye

Kelsey: Riza!
Riza: Kelsey.
Kelsey: So did you have any fun today?
Riza: Yes a lot. I have to admit Kimbley wearing make up is to fun…
Kelsey: Looked like you had fun doing that…
Riza: I did his nails…
Kelsey: nice….
Riza: I’m going to torture him a little more…
Kelsey: okay see ya.

Kelsey: Man Team now! Kimbley get your ass in here!
Kimbley: *pissed off look on his face *
Kelsey: hi there
Kimbley: Women are devil spawns….
Kelsey: hey now you can’t be mad at me… I didn’t put make up on you
Kimbley: true… but still… Women are devil spawns…
Kelsey: okay… anything else?
Kimbley: … A panda!!!!????
Kelsey: god yes! You turn into a panda!!
Kimbley: that’s all today…
Kelsey: kay…

Kelsey: Roy…
Roy: Kelsey how are you?
Kelsey: I’m good… you?
Roy: today was great….
Kelsey: that it was….
Roy: Kimbley and Envy wearing makeup… that’s just great…
Kelsey: yes it is…
Roy: well I’m going to make fun of Kimbley some more…
Kelsey: be careful…
Roy: sure I will…

Kelsey: … *big grin * Havoc!
Havoc: Yo!
Kelsey: hi.
Havoc: today was weird.
Kelsey: but funny
Havoc: That too…
Kelsey: any problems with the curse at all?
Havoc: no but I can’t swim when I’m a cat…
Kelsey: hence me saving you…
Havoc: ya thanks for that…
Kelsey: Your welcome!
Havoc: I’m going to make fun of Envy some more…
Kelsey: Okay!

Kelsey: Okay… Envy…
Envy: hi…
Kelsey: Waz up?
Envy: I hate those stupid girls…
Kelsey: Ya well you did make fun of them…
Envy: Ya but beating me up was enough!
Kelsey: not for a girl…
Envy: I’m beginning to agree with Kimbley… Women ARE devil spawns…
Kelsey: that’s you…
Envy: and Kimbley…
Kelsey: yes that’s 2 against 200
Envy: shit… I’m going to go mope with Kimbley…

Kelsey: Ed. Your up…
Ed: I can’t believe I turn into a girl
Kelsey: I can’t believe that the colonel asked you out…
Ed: that was sick and wrong…
Kelsey: ya so was Envy in a dress…
Ed: yep
Kelsey: what I’m amazed about is that there are a lot of short songs…
Ed: *death glare *
Kelsey: No offense…
Ed: Speaking of which… I’m going to go punch Envy in the face…

Kelsey: Greed! And there was much rejoicing… yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa….
Greed: hey…
Kelsey: Yo
Greed: I don’t want to be a pig…
Kelsey: suck it up. It’s only for a week.
Greed: but still a pig!
Kelsey: you make a cute pig though…
Greed: I guess that helps….
Kelsey: would making fun of Kimbley help?
Greed: yes…
Kelsey: go make fun of him…
Greed: *runs outside *
Kelsey: Let the taunting begin…
Kimbley: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Greed: CROSS DRESSER!!
Kimbley: SHUT UP!!!
Kelsey: okay…. -_-

Kelsey: And that’s todays show thing!
Nikki: Show thing?
Kelsey: YES!! SHOW THING!!!
Nikki: okay god….
Kelsey: we’ll see you all next time!
Nikki: me maybe…
Kelsey: shut up… Now then… wave all you…
Everyone: *waves *
Kelsey: Come on by next time to see these poor souls go threw even more torture!!
Nikki: YEA!!!
Greed: Nooooooo!!
Kelsey: *throws a rock at Greed *
Nikki: this just leaves 6 days left of the curse!
Kelsey: will they be able to survive?
Nikki: I don’t know or care…
Kelsey: *hits Nikki with a vase * Shut up!!!
Roy: she still scares me a bit…
Ed: *nods *
Kimbley & Envy: *depressed *
Havoc: *happy *
All girls: *scheming *
Nikki: *Unconscious *
Kelsey: Bye ppl!!
Nikki: hey wait!
Kelsey: *steps on her repeatedly * great now I need new shoes…

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