Monday, May 29, 2006

   pardon my boredness here. i was thinking of ideas and suddenly this poped up
Random FMA Drabbles!
RANDOM ASSNESS!!
At Eastern HQ 0200 hours:
Kelsey: ya know what we should play?
Havoc: no what?
Kelsey: “…In my pants”
Roy: *starts choking on coffee*
Kelsey: It’s a game dumb ass *rolls eyes *
Everyone: OH!!
Kelsey: you just add “In my pants” to every sentence.
Ed: Like there’s a party… in my pants?
Kelsey: EXACTLY!!
Roy: Let’s go to bed… in my pants.
Havoc: you should name a snake “In my pants”
Kelsey: like, want to meet my snake in my pants?
Havoc: I need to get a snake now. In my pants…
Everyone: *falls out of his or her chair *
Havoc: that was just wrong…
Ed: OH! I got one… in my pants…
Roy: that’s what you say… in my pants…
Kelsey: my god that was yaoi… in my pants…
Envy: *jumps thru the window* Ha HA!! Bi-curious... in my pants…
Kelsey: *falls out of her chair *
Everyone goes on until they run out of ideas (A/N I ran out of ideas so sue me)
Riza: *on the computer looking up random phobias * Hey did you know there’s a fear of the color purple? (A/N: really there is… I’m not joking go to phobialist.com)
Havoc: SERIOUSLY???
Riza: Ya and… oh the irony… Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia… is the fear of long words… (A/N: yet again not joking this is the word for it… oh the irony of it all)
Ed: My god it sucks to be them…
Roy: what else is there?
Riza: a fear of sitting, sleeping, standing, laying down, walking and eating… all of which are different…
Kelsey: it would be great if some one was afraid of all those things *snickers*
Envy: Ya they’d have to float!
Riza: There is also a fear of ideas, Japanese, Jewish people, dust, stooping, and… my god a fear of string….
Everyone: *everyone starts laughing *
Kelsey: *reading over her shoulder * A FEAR OF NAMES???
Havoc: Fear of the figure 8??
Envy: Fear of… THE POPE???
Ed: Fear of young girls or virgins?! Well Roy I have good news you don’t have Parthenophobia.
Roy: *hits Ed * very funny Fullmetal…
Riza: Fear of beards??
Roy: Fear of drugs… well we can cross Pharmacophobia off of Havoc’s list.
Ed: pyrophobia? Fear of fire… no comments…
Kelsey: Fear of school… I HAVE THAT ONE!!
Ed: Same…
Havoc: Fear of the opposite sex… I don’t have that one…
Roy: SAME HERE!!
Riza: fear of learning?
Ed&Kelsey: I HAVE THAT ONE!!
Havoc: fear of getting pregnant? I have that one…
Kelsey: Fear of parents-in-law!! *Bursts out laughing*
*Spend about an hour of looking at phobias…*
Kelsey: *trying to breath * MY GOD!! A fear of everything?
Havoc: Better then fear of hair…
Ed; and gravity…
Roy: and hands…
Riza: Meat…
Envy: glass…
Kelsey: I want to shove someone into a small room, fill it with spiders, sharks, otters, dentists, Russian, German, Japanese, Dutch people, make the person sit down, have the room brightly lit, paint the walls the color of the rainbow, have virgins, beautiful women, and mirrors in the room, while people say really long words, and names…
Roy: let’s find a person like that and do that to them!
All: WOOT!!

FMA WARS!!

Darth Waiter: Envy
Luke Sleepwalker: Ed
C3-P-PWNED: Al
R2-CU: Barry the chopper
Lela: Riza
Furbacca: Nina
Hand Solo: Havoc
Obi-None Kanobi: Roy

Long ago in another dimension in the year… uh…
1916? Ya 1916 anyway… the people had to stop the evil
Darth Waiter who was planning on destroying all restaurants
Across the globe in his or her? Death Diner!!
Luke Sleepwalker, a young chef at age 12, was apprenticed
Under Obi-None Kanobi, and decided to go after the elusive Sizzlord, DARTH WAITER!!
Along the way young Luke meets Hand Solo and his companion, Furbacca. They journey together in Hand’s Millennium Toothpick. Until Luke finally comes across Darth Waiter, they aboard the Death Diner disguised as normal civilians. To find princess Lela working in the kitchens along with her two helpful robots, C3-P-PWNED and R2-CU. Luke, Hand, and Furbacca all went onto a full scale assault on the DD. They wandered to the employee only room to see the Sizzlord standing on a chair, “My followers! The Death Diner Revolution is a complete success! The old one was too small!”
“I told you a RV wouldn’t work!!” one man said.
The Sizzlord shot a death glare at him, “We shall attack California first!! They’re to happy.” (A/N trust me I know what I’m talking about I live there)
“Oh no you don’t Darth dumb ass!” Luke said throwing a Spork at Waiter’s head. He caught the Spork and snapped it in half.
“After him my minions of doom!”
“Nice going Loser…” Hand said as they ran like hell.
Soon Hand and Luke got separated and Luke came across Darth Waiter, who took out his lifesaver (A/N I used to call light sabers “lifesavers” I was 5!!! Gard…) “I knew your father well young Luke. He was a JACKASS!!”
“How- how do you know about my father?” Luke shouted.
“Because Luke…” he gave a dramatic pause as dramatic music started to play, “I am your half brother!”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” Luke fell to the ground, “wait half brother? Who the hell is your mother then?”
“Dante.” Waiter said filing his nails.
“EWWW… not a mental image I wanted.” Luke was a bit green as his eye twitched.
“You think that’s gross? Try giving her a foot massage,” Waiter turned pale remembering the week before.
“Let’s kill her!” Luke said turning his hand into a fist.
“Ya!” so the evil Darth Waiter and Luke Sleepwalker joined forces and kicked Dante’s wrinkly old ass.
Epilogue!
Luke Sleepwalker became a Sizzlord along side Darth Waiter.
Darth Waiter owned over a BILLION restaurants through out the galaxy including Denny’s.
Hand Solo still can’t keep a girlfriend.
Princess Lela is still stuck in the kitchens washing dishes.
C3-P-PWNED now owns a cat sanctuary.
R2-CU opened a fast food restaurant until it was closed due to costumers never coming out. But still he made some damn good burgers!
Furbacca was never seen again after going into R2-CU’s restaurant.
Obi-None Kanobi has 15 girlfriends.
AND SO THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!! Except Furbacca.

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