Tuesday, July 4, 2006

drabbles, stories, and such...
Quick note!!: okay still working on my first story but ya i have a lot of stories so i apologize yet again go to http://quizilla.com/users/havocismine/quizzes/ to see one of my stories that is new... okay a month or two old... but still ya read it's comedy!!!! and action warning tho it follows the story of line of the manga so there'll be ling and no kimbley... sorry. okey anyway to the drabble!!!
What if Envy got drunk?
Envy was bored so he tried a bit of Vodka then beer, then wine, then scotch, then Brandy, and so on. An hour of heavy drinking passed and Envy had the stench of liquor on his breath. He slowly made his way into the ballroom occasionally stopping due to the room spinning. He came across Lust and Sloth who were talking, “Hey yer guys!!” Envy was green (pun intended) Lust looked at him angrily.
“Is that my dress?” she fumed.
“Whoa! When did I put that on?” he slumped down a bit, “well one of us is gonna have ta change.”
“Who do you think that will be?” she glowered.
“Urm you?” he held his head in nausea.
She extended her arm and stabbed him in the head. Envy laughed.
“WOW!! THAT WAS COOL!!” he fell over sick to his stomach.
Dante came out hearing the commotion, “What the hell envy?” she looked at the drunken figure on the ground, “pick yourself up! Edward is coming!” she fixed her hair.
“I don wanna!!” Envy whined.
Dante kicked him, “GET UP YOU LITTLE CROSS DRESSER!!” she continued to kick him.
“Fine!” Envy pouted as he stood up.
Ed came in and glared at them all, “Where’s Al?” he demanded.
“YO BRO!!” Envy yelled drunk.
Ed just looked at Envy who was still in a dress, “Is this a bad time?”
“Oh no just come in. Don’t mind Envy he’s drunk today.” Dante suggested.
“No maybe I should go. But first can I get my brother?” Ed tried to compromise.
“No I need him.” Dante boasted.
“WOO!! DANTE HAS A CRUSH!!” Envy shouted, “Al and Dante sittin’ in a tree K-I-S-S-I-G!! First comes love then comes marriage then,” Envy fell over due to alcohol poisoning.
“It’s K-I-S-S-I-N-G dumb ass.” Lust rolled her eyes.
Envy gurgled something that no one was able to understand.
“What?” every one asked.
“This is stupid. I want to go home.” Rose pouted.
“No! I need your body!” Dante shouted.
“DANTE AND ROSE SITTIN’ IN A TREE!! K-I-S-S-G! First something then somethin’ else…” envy shouted in a drunk tone.
Dante growled and stomped on him with her heels, “Shut up you drunk moron! Can’t believe I gave birth to you!” Dante said under her breath.
“Mommy does think of me!!” Envy gurgled.
“WHOA WHAT???” Ed shouted.
“Nothing Edward nothing…” Dante growled.
“Can I just get my brother and go, and WHY THE HELL IS ENVY WEARING A DRESS?” Ed shouted pointing to Envy.
“How many times must I tell you he’s drunk!? You’re worse then Hohenhiem!” Dante shouted. She remembered the time that Hohenhiem and her had gotten into a huge fight and almost killed them Tomatoes are a vegetable!! Hohenhiem shouted.
They’re a fruit!! Why do they rot when left out? Dante protested.
CUZ YOU SUCK!! Man why’d I ever marry you?! Hohenhiem transmuted a hole in the ground underneath Dante.
“EWWW!!! BAD MENTAL IMAGES!!” Ed shouted.
“Shut up Fullmental.” Dante retorted. (A/N I meant to spell it like that. I accidentally spelled Fullmetal wrong for one of my user names on one of the sites so now I’m fullmental alchemist.)
Ed stuck his tongue out, “Bitter old hag.” He mumbled.
“I FEEL PRETTY!!!” Envy sang out. Everyone stared at him.
“ENVY! Go to your room!” Dante stomped her foot.
“MOMMY HATES ME!!!!” Envy cried as he ran upstairs.
END!!!! i apologize to Envy fans... please don't kill me... sorry yall that's all i have for now... i still need to know if anyone would want to read sum of my other stories PM me or just leave a comment... please? i have like... 18 fanfics... i know i'm insane... shut up don't rub it in... any way I finally made a scar story!!! and a chimera one... which makes me happy i need to make a humunculi now... and i would've covered all sterotypes in FMA!! WOOTNESS!! but still remember kids! TATER!!!
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