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Wednesday, March 23, 2005


   Quotes
By all means, I should be aslee(or at least in bed) right now. But I have a gosh darned headache. X.X So, I'll humor everyone with some of my favorite quotes (that I can think of at the moment)


"Goodbye air! goodbye people! *falls on floor* Hello floor!"
-me (on what I used to call a laugh attack. I now call them everyday occurrences)

"Old Toby is not a drug, Its a way of life!!!!"
-Y-chan

"I don't want to be a nucleus..."
-Shigure

"It sounds like my dad snoring..."
-Shigure

"Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die. @.@"
-???

"Most people are like slinkies. Totally useless, but fun to push down stairs."
-Got from Y-chan

"For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you."
-Stewie(sp?)

"So... how's taking over the world coming? Save me a country, like Iceland or something..."
-Y-chan

Rest are from unknown, unless otherwise marked.


Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

The speed of time is one second per second

--- If you cut here, you'll probably destroy your monitor ---

WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue.

If you're mad at someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
-Emily

I need to pee like a heard of screaming turtles.
-Sister's friend

Guns don't kill people; people with mustaches kill people.
-Emily

Thank you for not annoying me more than you do.

Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.

Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution.

I wonder what life would have been like if you had had enough oxygen at birth.

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

A tree only hits an automobile in self-defense.

Duct tape is like the force, it has a Light side and a Dark side and it holds the Universe together.

It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats. ((poor Yuki!!!))

Someone once told me that love makes the world go 'round. Well, I just had to laugh in their face because, c'mon, everyone knows that what makes the world go 'round is a mutant gerbil on a treadmill.

When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.

Drinking and driving is the biggest cause of vehicle damage in the world. Special effects are a close second.

I really don't care who becomes President before I do.
-Dark Ryuujin



Thats all for now.


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