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• College student, aspiring writer, lover of the color purple, and of course otaku.
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• Lessee... the end of Dragonball, Dragonball Z and GT, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yu Yu Hakasho, Ravemaster, Naruto, and Furba (the manga), Loveless, Earthian (the manga), Saiyuki, Death Note, xxxHolic, D,N.Angel, Mononoke (not the Gibli movie), Kakurenbo, Karas.
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Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Sign and doorbell message.
The sign on the door said in clear letters "Go Away" but the door bell said "Push me." So, the doorbell was pushed.
"Yo," came a voice, "since I'm a class S doorbell ignore-er, this message has been prerecordered by me, Ona. Here goes.
"If you are peddling religion, go the *grinding blender sound* away! I don't need your nonsense.
"If you know me from school, go away. I don't want to bother with you.
"If you have a commission for me, go 'round front to the shop enterance. What are you doing back here?
"If you're an army recuter, go away, there's no fighting men in this house.
"If you're one of Uncle Drakk's old friends, colleges, or his sensei... well get your awesomeness in here!
"If you're looking for Lars-kun, kick the door and holler.
"If it's an Absolute Emergency, and I don't mean the full bladder kind, just come in. Knock the door down if you have to.
"If you're looking for the Edge Walker that's hiding in our pantry, contact him through scrying.
"If you're looking for something imporant to you, we don't have it.
"If you're here to complain about the cats, let me get something straight. They're NOT PETS. They're treasured companions and protectors. They have minds of their own, and I let them do their own thing. Y'get?
"Hm, I think I've covered everything. If what I've said doesn't apply to you, go away."
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