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Saturday, November 12, 2005


   Freaky bastard in Florida...
Ok. So I went to my boyfriend's graduation from Officer Candidate School in Pensacola. It was a nice ceremony, blah-blah-blah. I met a Rear Admiral, a couple of Commanders, and a reallllllly gruff Gunnery Sergent, oddly enough named Fowler (I have a friend John with the last name. AKA, GOD).

But that is not the matter for which I rant.

Ok. First, let me say that I had not seen my boyfriend, Eric for...nearly five and half months. So you can imagine what we did when we were alone. Now. Apparently there was a bit of a noise problem because of this...someone knocked on the door. Loud. Ok, ok. We shut up. (this, by the way, is around 9pm)

I wake up at 11pm, the phone ringing. I answer.

me: hello?
caller: hi.
me: who is this?
caller: Gary. I'm in the room next door. Who is this?
me: This is April. what time is it?
Gary: 11 o'clock
me: what do you want?
Gary: hold on...

*Knock at the door

I get up, groaning. Eric at this point is freaking out. I get to the door before he is even out of the bed.

I answer the door (creeeeak).
me: yes?
Gary: uh, I couldn't help but notice that you were...preoccupied earlier.
me:...
Gary: Well, I was wondering. Were you alone?
me: (rising embarrassment, indignation, and all-too-late prudish behavior) NO, I wasn't alone! I think you need to leave.

*SLAMS AND LOCKS DOOR

~through door

Gary: April!
me: WHAT?!
Gary: Can you please open the door?
me: NO, I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR, NOW GO AWAY!

*walks to bed, sits down...freaks out bigtime...eeeew. He was like...50

Eric goes to the door and gets rid of the guy. So. The conclusion that I draw from this: the guy wanted to know if I had been alone, so that he could join in on the fun. I also draw the conclusion that it was him who knocked on the door, and that his reason was not to make us quiet down, but to see if he could participate.

FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!

SOMEONE, PLEASE, TELL ME WHO THE HELL DOES THAT SHIT????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

a.j.

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