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Tuesday, May 16, 2006


   The Seven Plagues of Waco, Texas
Listening to: Sambomaster, Tsunagari
Attempting: to eat green jello and not spill it

I just realized something.

Waco has at least a few plauges a year.

1. Crickets. They're literally everywhere in August

2. Gnats. They're everywhere...right now

3. Pollen. This is an all-year thing

4. Rednecks. It's Texas. 'nuff said.

5. Religious fanatics. While this might coincide with rednecks slightly, I think that it's a category all to itself.

6. Stupid, sheltered, rich-kid Baylor undergrads

7. Finally, and in no way is it lesser than any of the other plagues: Waco City Water. It tastes like licking a big block of gray limestone. Try doing just that, and you'll understand.

Yeah. The seven plauges of Waco.

Just thought I'd put that out there.

a/j

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