Birthday • 1987-10-13 Gender •
Female Location • In the computer chair, if I'm not there I'm at work, if I'm not there I'm with Jennifer, if I'm not with her I probably just want to be alone. Member Since • 2005-06-28 Occupation • F & P's most bored employee Real Name • They call me Darcie
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Achievements • I found a new job!!!!! Anime Fan Since • Forever... and ever Favorite Anime • Hellsing, Midori no hibi, Yuu Yuu Hakusho, Gundam Wing, Rurouni Kenshin, Sailor Moon, Howl's moving Castle, and many many more!!!! Goals • World domination AND Decomission the one they call KEITH!!!!!!!!! Hobbies • reading, hangin' wit my best buddies!!! (you know who you are!!! I heart you!) and taking over the world, Saxaphone, studying, blowin' stuff up, and handling my cat farm. Hunting Keith in the dark of the night!!! hanging with my stinky Kipp Talents • My ever so awesome stupid human trick!!! who else in the world can reverse their belly button? That's right folks it's reversable!!!!
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And Aqua's Paycheck Did depart from her and she was left with only $6 for lunch all week!
WEll yalls I went out and I gots Invader Zim finally, Like I had seen it at Lauras but I wanted to own it ya know?
Then I sawed a commercial on the tube and went out and Bought Potc We got a cool shirt for waiting until midnight to buy it!!!
Then Tia pierced my ears two more times!!!
It hurted not so much as last time and it looks cool...
We went to lunch and talked a whole bunch, He showed me his drawings; they were good!
For lunch he's like so what do you usually do for lunch and So I told him generally I just have macaroni and wonder around, Well we ended up at taco hell.
weeeee(Floats away into some uncharted region of the world!)
I'm amazingly dork-tastic!!!!
I'm tooo much of a coward to tell my crush that I like him.....
Of course I think he would have to be blind deaf and dumb not to notice that I like him!!!!
have you ever had your intelligence compared to anothers using cacti???
I have Mine had a big pink cactus flower and recievings had a smaller red one.
He used this comparison whilst complaining about recieving's in-ability to stack a pallet!!!
I think I have gotten to be too much, I should just get over him or ask him out to do something....
I are just terribly afraid to ask because if I ask then he has the opportunity to say no and that he doesn't see me the way I see him or even that he doesn't like me.
I have this uber smoosh... (Remember the crush thing? Yes Aqua we remember!... Well it's been upgraded to a smoosh.)
One never realizes how awkward they are around the people they like until they are trying desparately to talk to someone with out making a complete fool of they're selves...
Case in point... We we're talking yesterday and He got Quite so I said why are ya so quite all of the sudden, And he says I'm usually quite.
Being not completely stupid when talking to someone is hard!!!!!!
I went to work and had soup and I didn't get in a whole bunch of trouble today unlike yesterday....
I got in trouble yesterday and I had to go in the back and help recieveing well this guy hit on me but Ya know... NOT INTERESTED....(See The prior post for details!)
well I came back to let him know that I didn't like him and I ended up talking to him for like 30 min. wellI still couldn't think of a nice way to say it.... Then another guy in recieving says to me... You DO know He's MARRIED right....
He never told me that in fact he said he was single so now SCREW BEING NICE!!! I want Nothing to do with him even as a friend!!!
I has a crash on somebodys... YAYAYAYAYA
I founded someone I has a crush on...
Like, wow!!! I never had a crash on anybody before, i mean I've been into people but just to see this person brings a smile to my face....
I keep thinking about him and the more I think the more i smile, I hope he doesn't notice...how embarrassing!!!!!
He's sweet and he's hillarious I see him a lot at work, I make lots of excuses to go out to his department to see him even though he's like all the way across the store....
I feel soooooo stupid because i don't even know him at all but my can't help it!!!
I'll snap out of it soon I hope... Because I dunno it just gets inconveinient because sometimes i wonder if I'm makeing an excuse to go up to his area or if I actually have to go up there....
I don't wanna get weird about it... TOO LATE, EH?
Well later all I is gonna float on someplace else for a minute!!
One of my favorite songs!! It is soooooo true.
Underwear Goes Inside The Pants
Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal?
It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt.
Do you know what's not natural?
80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That's not natural.
But we got pills for that.
We're dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect,
but we're putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt?
You know we have more prescription drugs now.
Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad.
I can't watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases.
Like: "Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?"
Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it.
Half the time I don't even know what the commercial is:
people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean.
I'm like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that?
That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.
The schools now: It is all about self-esteem in the schools now.
Build the kids' self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves.
If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs?
What's going to happen to our porno industry?
These women don't just grown on trees.
It takes lots of drunk dads missing dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks.
And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday night with my new high speed connection?
Masterminds are another word that comes up all the time.
You keep hearing about these terrorists masterminds that get killed in the middle east.
Terrorists masterminds.
Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe what these guys do, don't you think?
They're not masterminds.
"OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in your backpack. And you get on bus and you blow yourself up. Alright?"
"Why do I have to blow myself up? Why can't I just:"
"Who's the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?"
Americans, let's face it: We've been a spoiled country for a long time.
Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?
Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
An epidemic like it is polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day.
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
"How'd you get through it grandpa?"
"Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere."
Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle.
I'll sit at a drive thru.
I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.
Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large.
You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fucker. There's room in the back. Take it!
Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents.
Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life.
Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there'd be a Microsoft?
Of course not.
You got to spend a long time in your own locker with your underwear shoved up your ass before you start to think,
"You'll see. I'm going to take of the world of computers! I'll show them."
We're in one of the richest countries in the world,
but the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago.
There are homeless people everywhere.
This homeless guy asked me for money the other day.
I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol.
And then I thought, that's what I'm going to use it on.
Why am I judging this poor bastard.
People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they're just going to waste it.
Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit?
Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He's homeless.
I walked behind this guy the other day.
A homeless guy asked him for money.
He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don't you go get a job you bum.
People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy.
This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants.
Outside his pants. I'm guessing his resume isn't all up to date.
I'm predicting some problems during the interview process.
I'm pretty sure even McDonalds has a "underwear goes inside the pants" policy.
Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I'm sure it is on the books.
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