Monday, August 7, 2006

Random Quotes
The Addam’s Family Values.

~I'll get you - and your little hand, too!~

~You sent us to camp. They made us sing~

~You'll meet someone. Someone very special. Someone who won't press charges~

Alice In Wonderland

If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?

Don't just do something, stand there!

Sentence first! Verdict afterwards!

Almost Famous

Rock stars have kidnapped my son!

don't worry about me i'm easy to forget, I'M ONLY THE FreaKING LEAD SINGER!

I didn't invent the rainy day man. I just own the best umbrella.

I'm always home, I'm uncool!

We take all kinds of pills that give us all kinds of thrills, but the thrill we've never known, is the thrill that'll get ya when ya get your picture on the cover of the Rolling Stone.

ofcourse you like them...they made you feel cool. and i've seen you kid. you are not cool

American History X

so i guess this is were i tell you what i learned my conclusion right well my conclusion is hate is baggage lifes to short to behacked off all the time its just not worth it

Im the most dangerous man in this prison, ya know why? because I control the underwear

Has anything you've done made your life better?

Angela’s Ashes

I do believe induced by potent circumtances, that thou art mine enemy.

You might be poor, your shoes might be broken, but your mind, your mind is a palace.

life is 10 wha thappens to us and 90 is how we respond to it

Animal House

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal

BeetleJuice

Don't mind her. She's just upset that someone dropped a house on her sister.

A little gasoline... blowtorch... no problem.

1: What happened to the people who lived here? 2: Oh, they died. Hey, look, an indoor outhouse!

Open this door, you dead people! Or we'll drag you out by the ropes you hanged yourselves with!

Blue Collar Comedy Tour

It takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat

I flew here from Flagstaff because my manager doesn't own GLOBE. I flew here on a plane THAT BIG. Like a pack of gum with 8 people in it. We took off from the Flagstaff Airport, Haircare and Tire Center there. We're traveling at half the speed of SMELL. We got passed by a KITE. There was a goose behind us, the pilot was going 'Go around!'

The Blues Brothers

It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.

~You traded the caddy for a MICROPHONE? ...I can see that.~

1:Are you the Police? 2:No we're musician's

Try not to be so negative all the time. Why don't you offer some constructive criticism?

(1) Great. They have automatic weapons. We have carpet tacks. (2) There not carpet tacks. They're dry wall nails.


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