Monday, October 23, 2006

Here are a few quotes to make monday better!
Hellsing: In the name of God, impure souls of the living dead shall be banished into eternal damnation. Amen.

"I like my umbrella." Kenshin Himura, Rurouni Kenshin

My mind is like a steel trap -- rusty and illegal in 37 states.

"Why have you come here?"-Lady Eboshi
"To see with eyes unclouded by hate."-Ashitaka
(Princess Mononoke)

Gundam Wing

wouldn't mind if you want to kill me, but I might struggle a bit. -- Trowa

People who want to die, hurry up and die. You're wasting good air. -- Professor G

There goes another self-destruct system to waste. -- Trowa

Trowa Barton: I know all about danger. I'm used to waking on a tight rope.

Quatre Raberba Winner: They're violent and dangerous, but they're all really nice guys.

Duo Maxwell: He's antisocial and thinks he is Evel Knievel

Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting.
Alan Dean Foster, "To the Vanishing Point"

It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910

Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of.

Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001), Arthur Dent in "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy"

All power corrupts, but we need the electricity.

Unknown

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

Douglas Adams

He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.

Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

The best of us must sometimes eat our words.

J. K. Rowling,


I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
-- Doug

My choice early in life was either to be a piano-player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference.
-- Harry S. Truman (circa 1962)las Adams

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and he said 'Do I know you?'
-- Steven Wright

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.
-- Wendy Leibman

The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse
-- Dennis Miller

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window.
-- Robert Paul

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
-- Emo Philips

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
-- Steven Wright

Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.

Billboard on the side of the road: Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs.

In a non-smoking area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.



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