Monday, November 7, 2005

figures....
sry that I haven't been here a while. Been at school and such things like that. My scanner's broke...again, and I won't be able to upload for a while....so sad
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Monday, October 3, 2005

^^
I'm back.....YAY!!!
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Thursday, August 4, 2005

sup
hey, visit my new acount, X MiZeRaBlEsOuL X


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Wednesday, July 6, 2005

   no comment...
God...misery never ends for me, does it? Not only is my aunt dieing, but now my cat is now missing. We don't know how the cat got outside, all we know is that the front door was wide open Sunday morning. I couldn't sleep for the last couple nights, and I've been crying alot. I just wish I knew what happened to him, you know? For all I know, he could be dead, or something. The grief is maddening...I'm a total mental wreck. I think I might just quit myO...I don't think I can update this anymore...
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Monday, June 20, 2005

hello
going to be posting some more art soon. just putting a few more touches on some things
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Monday, June 13, 2005

   I ISH HERE!!!!! wow....
sorry that I haven't been on in a while....haven't been updating my xanga much either. Well, today was...sick and wrong...0.o
I had to learn about masterbation and boners in science today *left eye twitches* It's not like I didn't already know about them, but ReAlLy!!! I was being taught by my midget teacher and she kept cracking jokes about it. WARNING: IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY SEX-TALK, DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING!!!!

teacher-sama: and guess what boys and girls?

class: What Cavey-sama???

teacher-sama: GIRLS CAN MASTERBATE TOO!!!!

class: 0.o

teacher-sama: yes! And you all thought it was a guy thing, didn't you?

class: *nods* 0.o

teacher-sama: heheh...I bet youv'e never thought of your grandmother squirtin everywhere...have you? heheh...

class: *blank, horrifyed stare*

me: *eye twitches* ewwwww........

i swear...that conversation really happened!!! but wait...it gets worse:

(last period, after all work is done and and I'm quietly drawing in the corner while listening to my cd player. I feel a tap on my shoulder and I turn around and it's a boy in my class)

Frank: hey Kelly...

Me: what do you want frank?

Frank: You know....*puts arm around my shoulder* You make me really...really....horny.......

Me: 0.o

Frank: *licks lips*

Me: ummm...frank?

Frank: Yea, babe??

Me: *smacks frank across the face* DO YOU WANT ME TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU?!?!?!?! DO YOU?!?!?

Frank: no....




So there you have it, folks. As you can see...my day was just wrong.

-.-END-.-
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Wednesday, June 8, 2005

hey all
been mainly posting on my blog. Do check it out!!
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Wednesday, May 25, 2005

My Blog
I just set up my very own Blog^^ I'll post on that more than I will on this site. Just click on the "My website" link on the sidebar. oh, and please sighn the blog's guestbook and leave comments and stuff! Arigato!
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Monday, May 23, 2005

*sigh* hey y'all...
Kinda tired...I just got back from camping with a bunch of my dear sister's friends. I can't say it was a pleasent experiance for two reasons. One is that I had to sleep next to a nutcase with a stuffed otter. You heard me right...A STUFFED OTTER!!! If that wasn't weird enogh, the owner of said otter liked to sing to it. All night long she would sing to it: "Your my otter, my pretty otter! I love you soooooo!!!"
It was simply horrid! She wouldn't stop! To make things worse, she would randomly throw it at me and scream "OMG IT'S GONE RABID!!! PROTECT YOURSELF KELLY!!!" *left eye randomly twitches at the thought* she even...called...Gackt...a LESBO!!!! GACKT IS A GUY, YOU OTTER-HAPPY TWIT!!!! A GUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

*black out*

ah, yes...that brings us to the second perplexing *love that word* moment in the woods. Before a go any farther, you must know two things about me. One, I am a bit of a pyro, being that a can't resist the smell of fresh smoke, or the glow of the flames. Anyone else like that smell???? No??? Ok then...
Secondly, I'm not very bright. So here's what happened:
It was getting late, and I was starting to get a bit hungry. I grabed a small tin can to make a fire in so that I could roast some mini hot dogs. Instead of breaking up twigs for kindling like a normal SMART person, I built my little fire out of match heads. I had at least 25 to 50 match heads in that can. That was my first mistake. See, when I lit it on fire, the flames flared up pretty high and caught the sleeve of my shirt on fire! Luckly, there was a bucket of water next to me, so I was able to extinguish my arm before I could get really hurt. Being the pyro I am, that barely fazed me, and I whent striaght back to tanding my fire. After a few minutes, I decided that I waanted to read a little Trigun, so I got up to go to the tent. being the dumb ass I am, I accidently kicked over the can, causing the ground to catch on fire! I ended ruining my new sandals by stopping out the fire.

IN OTHER NEWS:

Something is wrong with the music player on my site, so unfortunatly, the music is down for a bit. If it starts to play again, just let me know if I don't figure it out on my own.

ALSO:
My ex-boyfriend is on the verge of asking me back out! Yay! After a harsh breakup and an even harsher fight, my Faust-like friend is becoming more tender. he seriously is Faust in carnate, I swear! Ah, but we shall save that for another time....your eyes must be getting sore bye now, right? This has been an exeptionally long post...
Well, TTFN!!!
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Sunday, May 22, 2005

   EPISODE III IS HERE!!!!!
And archer is excited! This is going to be the best one ever! Just since the midnight opening (which I did not go to) the has already made over 6 million in ticket sales. Call me a big dork, but I'm a huge star wars fan.Dark Side Rules!!! I'M AN EVIL T'WEILEK!!!!!! 0.o looooong story, right Sahar-chan????

Sahar: *nods* 0.o

ON WITH MY STAR WARS RANT!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

On opening day, Star Wars was the school-wide theme at Fallston. Over the intercom they where playing the origional cantina music and my friend Dylan, started to dance very oddly. My biology techer (who is a midget 0.o)even had a storm trooper mask on! yes I know...I'm a geek...
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