Monday, May 23, 2005

*sigh* hey y'all...
Kinda tired...I just got back from camping with a bunch of my dear sister's friends. I can't say it was a pleasent experiance for two reasons. One is that I had to sleep next to a nutcase with a stuffed otter. You heard me right...A STUFFED OTTER!!! If that wasn't weird enogh, the owner of said otter liked to sing to it. All night long she would sing to it: "Your my otter, my pretty otter! I love you soooooo!!!"
It was simply horrid! She wouldn't stop! To make things worse, she would randomly throw it at me and scream "OMG IT'S GONE RABID!!! PROTECT YOURSELF KELLY!!!" *left eye randomly twitches at the thought* she even...called...Gackt...a LESBO!!!! GACKT IS A GUY, YOU OTTER-HAPPY TWIT!!!! A GUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

*black out*

ah, yes...that brings us to the second perplexing *love that word* moment in the woods. Before a go any farther, you must know two things about me. One, I am a bit of a pyro, being that a can't resist the smell of fresh smoke, or the glow of the flames. Anyone else like that smell???? No??? Ok then...
Secondly, I'm not very bright. So here's what happened:
It was getting late, and I was starting to get a bit hungry. I grabed a small tin can to make a fire in so that I could roast some mini hot dogs. Instead of breaking up twigs for kindling like a normal SMART person, I built my little fire out of match heads. I had at least 25 to 50 match heads in that can. That was my first mistake. See, when I lit it on fire, the flames flared up pretty high and caught the sleeve of my shirt on fire! Luckly, there was a bucket of water next to me, so I was able to extinguish my arm before I could get really hurt. Being the pyro I am, that barely fazed me, and I whent striaght back to tanding my fire. After a few minutes, I decided that I waanted to read a little Trigun, so I got up to go to the tent. being the dumb ass I am, I accidently kicked over the can, causing the ground to catch on fire! I ended ruining my new sandals by stopping out the fire.

IN OTHER NEWS:

Something is wrong with the music player on my site, so unfortunatly, the music is down for a bit. If it starts to play again, just let me know if I don't figure it out on my own.

ALSO:
My ex-boyfriend is on the verge of asking me back out! Yay! After a harsh breakup and an even harsher fight, my Faust-like friend is becoming more tender. he seriously is Faust in carnate, I swear! Ah, but we shall save that for another time....your eyes must be getting sore bye now, right? This has been an exeptionally long post...
Well, TTFN!!!
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