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Birthday
• 1992-01-12
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• Maryland, U.S.A
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• 2004-10-07
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• Student at Fallston Middle
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• Kelly

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• top 10 artist in Harford County...when did that happen O.o
Anime Fan Since
• 1996, for the love of DBZ
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• Naruto and Shaman King... The origionals, not the english dub
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• Get my blackbelt
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• Skateboarding, computer graphics, listening to Metalica and Alice Cooper, archery, ninjutsu, Tae Kwon Do
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• drawing (thats all I can really do. I'm really lazy)




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Monday, June 13, 2005

   I ISH HERE!!!!! wow....
sorry that I haven't been on in a while....haven't been updating my xanga much either. Well, today was...sick and wrong...0.o
I had to learn about masterbation and boners in science today *left eye twitches* It's not like I didn't already know about them, but ReAlLy!!! I was being taught by my midget teacher and she kept cracking jokes about it. WARNING: IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY SEX-TALK, DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING!!!!

teacher-sama: and guess what boys and girls?

class: What Cavey-sama???

teacher-sama: GIRLS CAN MASTERBATE TOO!!!!

class: 0.o

teacher-sama: yes! And you all thought it was a guy thing, didn't you?

class: *nods* 0.o

teacher-sama: heheh...I bet youv'e never thought of your grandmother squirtin everywhere...have you? heheh...

class: *blank, horrifyed stare*

me: *eye twitches* ewwwww........

i swear...that conversation really happened!!! but wait...it gets worse:

(last period, after all work is done and and I'm quietly drawing in the corner while listening to my cd player. I feel a tap on my shoulder and I turn around and it's a boy in my class)

Frank: hey Kelly...

Me: what do you want frank?

Frank: You know....*puts arm around my shoulder* You make me really...really....horny.......

Me: 0.o

Frank: *licks lips*

Me: ummm...frank?

Frank: Yea, babe??

Me: *smacks frank across the face* DO YOU WANT ME TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU?!?!?!?! DO YOU?!?!?

Frank: no....




So there you have it, folks. As you can see...my day was just wrong.

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