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Tuesday, May 2, 2006
My name is Sleezy Dippinface....
MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT LINE.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU
>>FIND OUT
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>>WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS .
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>>We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
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>>Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you
>>know
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>>including the person that sent it to you.
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>>Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
>>silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a
>>lot more stressful days than not.
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>>Here is your dose of humor...
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>>A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
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>>B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and
>>forward it
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>>to friends and family and co-workers.
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>>Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent! it to you,
>>so they
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>>know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager
>> is now
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>>known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
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>>The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain
>>Underpants And
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>>the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which
>>the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
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>>1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
>>first
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>>name:
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>>a = snickle
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>>b = doombah
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>>c = goober
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>>d = cheesey
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>>e = crusty
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>>f = greasy
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>>g = dumbo
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>>h = farcus
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>>i = dorky
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>>j = doofus
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>>k = funky
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>>l = boobie
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>>m = sleezy
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>>n = sloopy
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>>o = fluffy
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>>p = stinky
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>>q = slimy
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>>r = dorfus
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>>s = snooty
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>>t = tootsie
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>>u = dipsy
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>>v = sneezy
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>>w = liver
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>>x = skippy
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>>y = dinky
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>>z = zippy
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>>2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
>>half of
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>>your new last name:
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>>a = dippin
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>>b = feather
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>>c = batty
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>>d = burger
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>>e = chicken
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>>f = barffyg = lizard
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>>h = waffle
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>>i = farkle
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>>j = monkey
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>>k = flippin
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>>l = fricken
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>>m = bubble
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>>n = rhino
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>>o = potty
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>>p = hamster
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>>q = buckle
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>>r = gizzard
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>>s = lickin
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>>t = snickle
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>>u = chuckle
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>>v = pickle
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>>w = hubble
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>>x = dingle
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>>y = gorilla
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>>z = girdle
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>>3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
>>half of your new last name:
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>>a = butt
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>>b = boob
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>>c = face
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>>d = nose
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>>e = hump
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>>f = breath
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>>g = pants
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>>h = shorts
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>>i = lips
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>>j = honker
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>>k = head
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>>l = tush
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>>m = chunks
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>>n = dunkin
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>>o = brains
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>>p = biscuits
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>>q = toes
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>>r = doodle
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>>s = fanny
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>>t = sniffer
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>>u = sprinkles
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>>v = frack
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>>w = squirt
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>>x = humperdinck
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>>y = hiney
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>>z = juice
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>>Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy
>>Chucklefanny.
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