Monday, March 21, 2005

   Hey people im sooooo close to 100 gb signings...i have 99...please get someone to come and sign it!!!
Ok, besides the 99 gb signings (so close to 100 dammit) today was a drag...
1. i got a crappy part in the school play
2. bad grades on 2 of my tests that got handed out...

what a bummer...well please people come and sign and/or promote my site and i'll luv you forever...adios
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Friday, March 18, 2005

This is the best..sorry to all my guy frienbds but i had to post this...
It is good to be a woman:
>
> 1. We got off the Titanic first.
>
> 2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder
> excuses.
>
> 3. Taxis stop for us.
>
> 4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
>
> 5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
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> 6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
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> 7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
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> 8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
>
> 9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are
> still there.
>
> 10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
>
> 11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
>
> 12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look
> like an idiot.
>
> 13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
>
> 14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
>
> 15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because
> they aren't listening anyway.

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Thursday, March 17, 2005

   OK...since i'm in such a good mood, i'll end the week with this funny thing...
Hey peeps, before i let you read the funny thing, I just wanted to know, do u like when i post these types of things...you know the funny kinds of things, or would you rather read post like stuff i wrote about before...you know what, my posts are going to be a combination of the 2...lol...ok anyway, i'm glad you liked the things that i posted before, and i hope you like this one...

Spot the Typo

This is a genuine e-mail from the main receptionist for Sun
Microsystems at Corporate, and went out to all corporate
employees. Read it carefully.

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To: All
Corporate Employees
Subject: Copier!
Date: Thursday, July 24, 1997
12:48PM

PLEASE PLEASE please please please -- I am begging here--keep any
and all paper clips away from the copier! We have had two service
calls in the last few days removing paper clips, staples and a
binder clip from the innards of the copier.

PLEASE be really really really really careful around the copier.
Especially the document handler which seems to suck clits like a
vacuum cleaner.

Thanks for your help.


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Wednesday, March 16, 2005

   DON"T LET THIS POST STOP YOU>>>>PLEASE READ THE POST BELOW...BUT READ THIS TOO>>>>THANKS^^
hey peeps jsut adding some thing else...sorry if i don't get to your sites this week, but maybe on the weekend though ok?...i'm sorry, i'll make up for it by commenting on the weekend...
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   This was hilarious....i'm in a good mood this week so o'm trying to yours good too!
Mommy and Uncle Frank

It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf
when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes
the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob heads back to the
clubhouse and phones home.

"Hello?" Says a little girl's voice.

"Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says Bob. "Is mommy near the phone?"

"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with uncle Frank."

After a brief pause, Bob says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!"

"Yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!"

"Okay, then. Here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs
and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Frank that
my car's just pulled up outside the house."

"Okay, Daddy!"

A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did
what you said, Daddy."

"And what happened?"

"Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around
screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window
and now she's all dead."

"Oh my god... And what about uncle Frank?"

"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared and he
jumped out the back window into the swimming pool, but he must have forgot
that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the
bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead too."

There is a long pause, then Bob says, "Swimming pool? Is this 554-7039?"

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Tuesday, March 15, 2005

lol...i guess i'm in the mood to make people laugh...is there a smiley for that emotion?...^^
I don't know whether any of yall recieved this in your inboxes but it was histerical...

Doughboy Dies at 71

The veteran Pillsbury spokesperson, The Pillsbury Doughboy, died
yesterday of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated
pokes to the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a slightly greased coffin. Dozens of
celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, the California
Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker and the Hostess Twinkies, Captain
Crunch and many others.

The graveside was piled high with flours as longtime friend Aunt
Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who 'never
knew how much he was kneaded.'

Doughboy rose quickly in show business but his later life was filled
with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie,
wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a
little flaky at times, even as a crusty old man, he was considered a
roll model for millions.

Towards the end it was thought he'd rise once again, but he was no
tart.

Doughboy is survived by his second wife, Play Dough. They have two
children and one in the oven.

The funeral was held yesterday at 3:50 for about 20 minutes and was
well done.

well besides that, i was playing iSketch yesterday asking me to give them my email address so they can put me on webcam and i could show them...how did he put it...my titties? whatever...they got kicked out of the room for drawing porn and harrassing other players...lol...serves them rite...but other than the occasional perv, everything was ok...

luv, hugs, and AWESOMENESS!!!


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Monday, March 14, 2005

   OK...this is really creepy...i had to post this...mommy...i mite get nitemares after this...
ok you guys have to see this...for all of you who are scared of Barney...I bet you this is why....*whimpers*...I'm scared...what are we gonna do...is it even on TV anymore?...I sure hope not...here is why i'm scared..

Barney = Satan?

Theorem:

Barney, the cute purple dinosaur, is Satan.

Proof:

Given: Barney is a cute purple dinosaur.

Extract the Roman numerals:
(and remember that the Romans had no letter 'U',
they used 'V' instead)

CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
CV V L DI V

Add them:
100 + 5 + 5 + 50 + 500 + 1 + 5 = 666


Q. E. D. We suspected it all along.

What are we all gonna do? And i used to love this show when i was little...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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Sunday, March 13, 2005

Ohe my god! yesterday was hysterical!
Anyway yeterday we were out like the whole day because we went with a friend's family out to lunch. Then when we were coming home, my friend's mom was being all perverted and stuff and a little gay but she was joking around so it was ok. And in the car ride back from the restaurant this was happening and my friend was feeling a little embarrassed because he was the only guy in the car when that happened...lol...it was so funny...
Oh yeah and then when we actually arrived at the restaurant and our father's got out of the car, they were practically wearing the same clothes...it was really scary, and then they started making gay jokes...(btw my parents nad his parents are NOT gay ok?)

Eww i can't believe i just used used "btw"!

Anyway when we came back to my house we played DDR until they had to leave and then i went to another friends house and at his house we looked up funny stuff like... 50 things to do on an elevator or my personal favorite Things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving, but aren't ! that was the funniest one! I was laughing so hard i couldn't breathe! lol...

Things that sound dirty during Thanksgiving but aren't

Whew, that's one terrific spread!
I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
Talk about a huge breast!
It's Cool Whip time!
If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
Are you ready for seconds yet?
Are you going to come again next time?
It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
Don't play with your meat.
Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
You still have a little bit on your chin.
Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.
How long will it take after you stick it in?
You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
How many are coming?
That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest.
How long do I beat it before it's ready

This is from NETJEFF

Oh thanks guys for the comments yesterday, but for those of you guys who don't get why i can';t express my true feelings....it's because everytime i do, someone reads it and then gets offended by it and then i get my head bitten off! well, i luv you guys so i'm saving you from having to read my boring post about my problems, cuz fraknly its not your problem...

luv, hugs, and AWESOMENESS!
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Saturday, March 12, 2005

   hey peeps thanks for the support but i don't think i can ever post about my true feelings again...
anyway, since its still the morning nothing has really happened yet...was talking to tangertine about nothing because we were both online at the same time...it was cool...but i think she's gone now...
Anyway, i have to go to karate in about a half hour so i can kick some butt...=)
I also gotta finish my powerpoint for school, and study for a test...oh yeah and i have some foreign language homework to do too...
My family and i are gonna go out to lunch with some family-friends and then go visiting some other peeps later on so i mite not get to all of you sites...i did some peeps already but there were only like 6 or 7 that posted...
Anyway, couldn't go anywhere on Friday cuz i was grounded because of my f-ed up grade on my math test...not that i wanted to go anywhere anyway...
HEY RINI! If you read this, i don't think we finished our conversation yesterday so call me if you do read this...oh yeah and tangertine i'm gonna call you soon...
luv, hugs, and... AWESOMENESS!!!
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Friday, March 11, 2005

   Ok i've figured t out...this is what i'm gonna do...
I figured what I'm gonna do...since i can't post what my true feelings when i'm really angry since i get my head bitten off everytime i do....if i need to vent i'll either vent to one of yall...or call someone who will listen...
so my posts my sound all happy and i mite tell of good things that happened that day but my true mood will go by the mood smiley that is next to the subject line so that's how you'll know ok?
anyway, yesterday was um...ok? whatever...anyway i walked with tangertine home yesterday and today and that was a lot of fun...oh yeah one negative thing...i was forced to explain this whole stupid situation that i'm in to my science teacher because, though i didn't show how i was feeling she did and after class he wanted to know...so i had to explain the whole thing...in a nutshell of course, and i was then late to my next class..what ever....bii
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