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Sunday, March 13, 2005
Ohe my god! yesterday was hysterical!
Anyway yeterday we were out like the whole day because we went with a friend's family out to lunch. Then when we were coming home, my friend's mom was being all perverted and stuff and a little gay but she was joking around so it was ok. And in the car ride back from the restaurant this was happening and my friend was feeling a little embarrassed because he was the only guy in the car when that happened...lol...it was so funny...
Oh yeah and then when we actually arrived at the restaurant and our father's got out of the car, they were practically wearing the same clothes...it was really scary, and then they started making gay jokes...(btw my parents nad his parents are NOT gay ok?)
Eww i can't believe i just used used "btw"!
Anyway when we came back to my house we played DDR until they had to leave and then i went to another friends house and at his house we looked up funny stuff like... 50 things to do on an elevator or my personal favorite Things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving, but aren't ! that was the funniest one! I was laughing so hard i couldn't breathe! lol...
Things that sound dirty during Thanksgiving but aren't
Whew, that's one terrific spread!
I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
Talk about a huge breast!
It's Cool Whip time!
If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
Are you ready for seconds yet?
Are you going to come again next time?
It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
Don't play with your meat.
Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
You still have a little bit on your chin.
Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.
How long will it take after you stick it in?
You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
How many are coming?
That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest.
How long do I beat it before it's ready
This is from NETJEFF
Oh thanks guys for the comments yesterday, but for those of you guys who don't get why i can';t express my true feelings....it's because everytime i do, someone reads it and then gets offended by it and then i get my head bitten off! well, i luv you guys so i'm saving you from having to read my boring post about my problems, cuz fraknly its not your problem...
luv, hugs, and AWESOMENESS!
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