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• I am proud to say that I am a genie! And no I can't grant any of your wishes (you don't know how many times i've been asked that question).
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myOtaku.com: arsh2882


Friday, March 18, 2005

This is the best..sorry to all my guy frienbds but i had to post this...
It is good to be a woman:
>
> 1. We got off the Titanic first.
>
> 2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder
> excuses.
>
> 3. Taxis stop for us.
>
> 4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
>
> 5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
>
> 6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
>
> 7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
>
> 8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
>
> 9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are
> still there.
>
> 10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
>
> 11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
>
> 12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look
> like an idiot.
>
> 13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
>
> 14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
>
> 15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because
> they aren't listening anyway.

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