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Monday, March 29, 2004


Danger! Trebadacious Tortoise at work!
Well... Once there was this walri herd rightfully named The Package Hoppers. No one exactly knew why it was named so, but it was the greatest name of that time. The leader, a Vietnamese walrus, was named Jorge. For some reason which the incapable human mind cannot fathom, this Vietnamese walus had a Spanish name. But that's irrelevant. The point is that this herd had sent out the chipmunk scouts, many of which had been eaten, to see where to attack. Then Australia sunk. Not by the walri, it just sunk on its own (probably from marsupial overdrive). Then Jorge saw a squirell and his head exploded. Everyone else turned into dancing giraffes and were therefoer shot by the Mothers Against Drunk Driving interest group.
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