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Thursday, July 12, 2007

i found these in a ripleys believe it or not book
where can a man buy a cap for his knee?
or a key to the lock of his hair?
can his eyes be called an academy,
because there are pupils there?
in the crown of his head,
what gems are found?
who travels the bridge of his nose?
can he use, when shingling his house,
the nails on the end of his toes?
can the crook of his elbow be sent to jail?
if so what did it do?
how does he sharpen his shoulder blades?
ill be hanged if i know, do you?
can he sit in the shade of the palm of his hand?
or beat on the drum of his ear?
does the calf of his leg eat the corn on his toes?
if so, why not grow corn on the ear?

a tree has limbs but does not walk;
a cave has a mouth but does not talk;
a chair has arms it never swings;
without a throat the kettle sings;
a roosters crow is never black;
a gun goes off but doesnt come back;
a dog has pants but not a vest;
and with a lawsuit you're not dressed;
a pig of iron never squeals;
without a knife the thunder peals;
a clock does not in deep disgrace
hold up its hands to hide its face;
a cat with whiskers never shaves;
a gravy boat doesnt ride the waves;
a ram its own horn never toots;
a fiddle bow no arrow shoots;
the needles eye will never see;
such things are strange you must agree.

i typed all that in bout 5 minutes. im proud of myself.

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