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Wednesday, April 6, 2005


I know I said I wasn't going to do anymore webisodes in transcript format, but I realized something over the last few months.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it!


So here we go!


Free Your Mind


J: (in the woods at night) *deep breath* OK. Let’s do this. (runs at full speed towards a tree, runs a foot or two up the trunk and jumps off onto another tree, continues jumping from tree to tree and getting higher and higher, finally rests on a branch about thirty feet high) *pant, pant* Heck yeah. *pant, pant* OK. Now to get down. (looks down) *gulp* (closes his eyes) No doubts. No doubts. No doubts. Come on. (looks down again) *wimper* Ozz!
O: (flies up)
J: I can’t do it.
O: (rolls his eyes, teleports him back to the ground) “blip”
“FWOOSH!”
J: Let’s try something else. (looks at a pile of braches they leaned up against a tree about six feet away, focuses hard on the pile, thrusts his arm forward) HAA!! (the branches wobble a little bit) Again. *deep breath* (focuses on the pile a little longer this time, concentrates all his energy to his right arm, thrusts his arm out again) HAA!! (the braches scater every which way) Yes!
O: (clapping)
J: Thank you. You think we should try the fly?
O: ........
J: I think we should.
O: *sigh* ........
J: I know, I know. ‘Drag your lifeless corpse back to the house’ blah blah blah. I can do this, buddy. I know it.
O: (flies up to his side)
J: Thanks for watching my back, buddy. (pats his head, starts running forward)
O: (flying right next to him)
J: (jumping while running) I can do this. I can do this. (runs a little faster, looks up at the sky) I can do this. I can do this. (stops moving) I... (looks down, his feet are no longer touching the ground!) YES!! (flies straight up)
O: (follows close behind)
J: (flies above the treeline, starts humming the Superman theme)
O: *sigh* (shakes his head)
J: Hey Ozz! Catch me if you can! (flies faster)
O: (teleports ahead of him)
J: (stops in midair) Hey, no fair!
O: ........
J: OK, fine. (slowly starts floating back down) Easy. Easy. (lands softly on the ground) Phew! Told you I could do it.
O: (does a backflip in the air) Wheee! (clapping)
J: (starts walking back to the house) Like I said before, though. We gotta keep this to ourselves. I’m not planning on any moonlight heroics.
O: ........
J: Really? And what’s that?
O: ........
J: (stops walking, quietly) A what?
O: ........
J: Are you sure you can do that?
O: ........
J: It’s not gonna hurt, is it?
O: ........
J: *sigh* OK. Show me.


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Monday, April 4, 2005


Well here's a red letter day. I just submitted my first pieces of fan-art. Check'em out! And the new cast pic is up, as you can see. Yep, I've shaved my beard for this season. Aisha thought I looked cuter without it. And yeah, I thought it was high time you saw an actual photo of me. Whadaya think, ladies? Also, the site music has changed to a whimsical remix of the Forest Temple theme from Zelda 64. I really think it sets the mood for my future webisodes.

Alright. Today it's all about one special little girl. It's time you became acquainted with the newest (and cutest) member of my family. Everybody say "kawaii!"




Kida-chan


It was a beautiful, unseasonably warm, late winter day. Aisha and I sat on the front steps while we watched Ozz and Kida-chan play in the yard. Ozz fluttered about while Kida tried to catch him, all the while giggling happily. Every now and then if Kida got too close, Ozz would port to the other end of the lawn. “She almost got you that time, pal!” I called. Just watching this innocent scene filled me with such joy and tranquility. I couldn’t keep myself from smiling. Kida lunged at Ozz. “Ozzy, come here!” He ported away just in time, but Kida had taken off with such force that she fell flat on her face. I jumped to my feet screaming, “Kida-chan!” and rushed to her side. Aisha followed. I knelt down and helped my daughter up. “My baby girl, are you OK?” I asked. I expected her to start crying any minute. But Kida wiped the dirt off her nose and glared at Ozz. Without a scratch on her body, she jumped out of my arms and resumed chasing him. “I’m gonna get you!” she screamed. Shocked, I looked over at Aisha who was grinning proudly. “She’s gotta stop scaring me like that,” I said. My paternal instincts still hadn’t accepted the fact that my little girl was physically invulnerable.

“I don’t wanna!” Kida yelled as she stamped her foot. The hardest part of Aisha’s and my day came again: Kida-chan’s bedtime. I spoke to her very sternly. “Kida-chan, you know the rules. It’s seven o’clock and it’s time for you to get ready for bed.” But Kida wouldn’t have it. “NO!” she screamed. Aisha put her hands on her hips and spoke like she was the commander of the entire Ctarl army. “You march right up there or you’re gonna be in serious trouble, young lady!” Ai ya! Good thing she was on my side. But I leaned over and whispered, “Aisha, calm down. She’s only five.” She retorted, “You have to be strict with them.”
“Strict, yes. Not intimidating.” I knelt down to Kida’s level and spoke to her very clearly and very strongly. I’d seen this done on Dr. Phil and Super Nanny. “Kida-chan, listen to me. You have to go to bed.” She turned around and started to run away, but I swiftly picked her up by the sides. “Got’cha, little lady!” Kida wasn’t giving up without a fight. She grabbed my wrists and tried to pry my hands off her. Wait, forget ‘try’. She was prying my hands off her. Another sign of her Ctarl heritage. Kida was half my size and just as strong as me! I tried to restrain her, but at the same time I didn’t want to hurt my baby girl. Again, forgetting that I couldn’t. So I deployed my secret weapon. I quickly dug my hand underneath her shirt and started tickling her. In seconds, her grip loosened as she squealed with laughter. “HA HA! NO! HAHAHA! I DON’T WA-HA HA!” Soon I had her on the ground in submission. As she started to calm down, Aisha knelt down and picked her up. “Come on, Kida-chan. Bedtime.”

Later that night, Aisha and I were watching TV when Ozz called me. “Justin, come quick.”
“Ozz, what is it?”
“Kida’s having a nightmare. I can sense it.”
I raced upstairs and into Kida’s room. I could already hear her whimpering. I turned on a lamp, knelt down beside her, and gently stroked her hand. “Kida-chan,” I whispered. “Kida-chan.” She woke up panting and looked over at me. “Daddy!” She sat up and seized me fearfully. Ozz floated over. “You make one heck of a baby monitor, buddy.” Aisha rushed in. “What happened?” she asked. “Kida had a bad dream,” I said. Kida looked up, tears streaming. “Mommy,” she sniffed. Aisha came and sat on the bed and Kida crawled over and hugged her mother. “Poor baby,” Aisha said as she patted her back and kissed her head. This scene between a mother and daughter was so touching. I was amazed at how much Aisha had matured in a such a short time. “Did you have a scary dream, sweetie?” I asked. Kida sniffed and nodded. “Do you think you can get back to sleep?” I added. She shook her head and buried her face in Aisha’s arms. “You’ll be OK, Kida-chan,” Aisha said. “Ozz is here. He’ll look after you.” Ozz floated down and nuzzled Kida’s cheek. But Kida still looked a little shaken. “Would it help if one of us stayed here?” I asked. She nodded slightly. “Alright,” I said. “I’ll stay here until you fall asleep. OK?” Kida smiled brightly and crawled back beneath the covers. Aisha leaned over and kissed my cheek then she kissed Kida’s forehead. “Goodnight, Kida-chan.” She wiped away the last of her tears. “Night, mommy.” Aisha left and I pulled up a chair next to the bed. I brushed Kida’s hair with my fingers and kissed her cheek. “Goodnight my little kitten,” I said. “Night, daddy,” she said as she closed her eyes. I started to sing a lullaby as I watched over the most precious thing in my world. Kida-chan: My little angel of joy.


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Thursday, March 31, 2005


Valentine's Day was a major turning point in the life of Artukei. This webisode contains sensuality and nudity, but it's done very tastefully. Read on if you dare. (Red, I know you will.)





Unrequited


February 14, 2005
10:47 pm

“Phew! Man, what a day. I am bushed!” I was worn out from DJ’s Valentine’s Day party. I went up to my room to get ready for bed. I started taking off my clothes and I had just gotten down to my shorts, when I heard a sound from behind the door. “Mmm. Reow!” I was startled at first. Who wouldn’t be? I mean, when you start undressing in your own room, you assume that you’re the only one in the room! But anyways, without even turning around, I recognized who it was. “Aisha, I told you not to do that.” Closing the door, Aisha emerged from the shadows wearing her old Firecat costume. “What’s with that old getup?” I asked. She slowly started moving towards me. “I’ve seen you unmasked, Justin. Now it’s time for you to see me.” She removed her mask, letting her hair fall down unbraided. She knows I love that look. I just stood there, dumbfounded by this beautiful scene. Before I knew it, she was right in front of me and removing my glasses. “What the...” I started. But Aisha leaned in and whispered, “Justin,.... do you love me?” Without hesitation, I nodded. “I do.”
“I love you too.” With that, she threw her arms around me and started to kiss me. Her tongue entangled itself around mine. Then, she gently grabbed my shoulders and started pulling me onto the bed.

I had no reason, or any want for that matter, to fight this sensation. I surrendered to her wiles. But I couldn’t help but wonder what was up. “Man! What’s gotten into Aisha? It’s not a full moon tonight. Whoa!” Aisha started rubbing her leg against mine and coiled her tail around the other. One hand softly caressed my chest while the other held my head as she continued to taste my mouth. “Is she actually trying to.... oh mommy!” Her passion escalading, she began subtly rubbing up against me. My body received the most wonderful sensations as her breasts slid up and down my arm. Breaking away from our kiss, she started licking my face like my cheek was an ice cream cone. “Ahh. Meow.”
“Boy, she’s really turned on. Is she serious?” No sooner had I thought this, she reached down and started tugging at the waistband of my shorts. My brain went on full alert! “SHE’S SERIOUS! RED FLAG, BOY! WAKE UP!” My mind quickly snapped back. “Aisha, stop.” As if I had pressed the “off” switch, Aisha stopped and looked up at me. “Too fast for you?” Her ears drooped a little. I let out a small sigh. “No, it’s not that.” I sat up and began my protest. “Aisha, we’ve been through this already. I... I don’t need you this way. At least, not yet.” Of course I wanted her, but I didn’t need her. I had to stay true to my morals and my beliefs. “C’mere.” Taking her hand, I stood up and pulled her up with me. “This.” I wrapped my arms around her and embraced her almost fearfully; as if she would vanish if I let go. Aisha let out a startled cry. “Ohh.” I started running my fingers through her long hair. “This is all I really need.” And it was. This warm and loving embrace meant so much to me and was the most intimate and rewarding thing I could do with Aisha without stepping over my own personal boundaries. But Aisha let out a rather disappointed sigh and gently shoved me away. “No offense, Justin. That’s sweet and all, but..... I do.”
“‘You do,’ what?”
“I do want you that way.”
“What?”
“Justin, I love you more than anyone else I’ve ever met. I just wanted you to know that.”
“Aisha, you don’t have to sleep with me in order to prove something like that.”
“It’s not about proving,.... it’s about feeling.” She moved in and started to kiss me again, but I broke away. “Aisha, I’m sorry, but I can’t.” Feeling a little hurt, Aisha’s eyes started to moisten and her voice became soft. “Then at least touch me.” I was taken aback, but then I remembered. “Wha.... oooohh. I’ve heard this before. This is another one of your tests.” Raising her voice just slightly, she barked, “I’m not fooling around this time!” and quickly started unbuttoning her costume. Like a reflex, I gave out a frightened yelp and whipped around to face the wall. But that couldn’t save me. Putting her arms around my neck, she hugged me from behind, pressing herself into my back. I released more of a startled squeak this time and immediately blushed. “Yep. You’re definitely naked this time.” I could feel Aisha’s breasts practically burning holes into my shoulder blades. She softly kissed my neck and whispered into my ear. “Just this once.... please?” I tried to say “no”, but I ended up blathering like a drunken monkey. She chuckled to herself. “You’re a terrible liar. You may say ‘no’, but I can see that your body says ‘yes’.” Mustering up all the willpower I had, I ignored the kisses, her sweet breath, and the warmth of her bosom and weakly delivered a very serious command. “Down girl.” I clenched my teeth and my fists as if I were talking to the devil himself. As if she didn’t hear me, she let out a small “nya”. But I retorted only louder and even more demanding. “Down girl!” All was silent for a moment and neither of us moved as if this scene had been frozen in time. But slowly, Aisha backed away, dragging her hands up towards my shoulders and finally releasing me.

My voice became low and I spoke to her very softly and soberly as I glared at the wall. “Cover yourself up, please.” Aisha spoke to me sounding halfway between anger and sorrow. “I don’t understand you. You say you love me, but you won’t do this one thing for me.... even though I’m practically begging you?” I could hear her starting to sob and hold back her tears. I wasn’t trying to be mean. And it’s not that I was afraid of sex or didn’t want it. Heck no! I WANTED it! God in heaven, did I want it! Especially if it was with Aisha! But I couldn’t. I might’ve been a perverted nekomimi fetishist, but I still had morals. I had promised myself that I would be abstinent till marriage. I had to make Aisha understand my position once and for all. “Aisha, please understand. I want to respect your needs. I do. I really, really, really,.... really, REALLY want to,.... but I can’t. You know I’m celibate until marriage.” Again, there was silence. “I’m sorry Aisha. I can’t give you what you want.” Then, Aisha said the most unimaginable thing. “Then marry me.” I could hear the voices of a hundred readers all screaming “WHAT?!?” at the same time! Then it was my turn. “WHAT?!?” But as I whipped around, my surprised query was stifled by an instinctive “AAH!!” and a closing of the eyes. Aisha was still naked. She repeated, “I want you to marry me.” In a mild state of shock, I tried to retain my composure and not fumble my words. “Ah... Aisha, do you have any idea what you’re asking?!”
“Back home, most girls my age would already be married.”
“Th... that’s not what I meant. Aisha, you’ve only known me for a few months. Are you sure you want to spend the rest of your life with me?”
“Not only that. I want to... Damn it, Justin! Look at me!” Becoming quite annoyed by my gentlemen practices, she furiously grabbed my face and forced open my eyes. You guessed it. I immediately blushed. I was finally seeing the woman of my dreams fully naked. After ogling her voluptuous curves and what-nots, my attentions became fixed on one thing; her eyes. They were streaming with tears; tears of sadness for her unrequited love. “I love you, Justin Kyle Wahlne. I want to marry you. I want to bind myself to you. I want.... I want to have a family with you.” Her heartfelt confession resonated in my ears. I was speechless. But my silence only made Aisha even madder. She sniffed back her tears and shook me. “Say something, damn you!”
“I.... um....” was all my tongue could shake. Almost as if accepting defeat, she breathed a heavy sigh and gathered up her clothes. Then she walked past me and towards the door with her head hanging in misery. Why was I being so damn incompetent?! Enraged with myself, I fought to hold back my own tears and without even looking I bellowed her name. “AISHA!” She stopped and turned around. I looked back at her. A warm smile slowly spread across my face and I nodded. Aisha gasped and her large eyes started to shimmer. I continued as a single tear slid down my face. “I will. Yes.” In a frenzy of emotion, Aisha dropped her clothes, burst into tears, and tackled me, sending me back onto the bed. Between her sobs, she kissed me passionately. But I couldn’t let myself get lost again. “Wait, wait, hang on! I gotta do this right.” I pushed her away and got off the bed. Then, coming around to Aisha’s side, I took her hand, got on one knee and asked, “Miss Aisha Clan-clan, will you marry me?” I was wearing nothing but my shorts and my lady was sitting on my bed in the buff. I never thought that my proposal scene would look like this. But my bride-to-be responded with a sniff and a nod.

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Monday, March 28, 2005


For those of you who took the quiz last week, you found out that my screen name actually stands for something. Of course, if you've downloaded any of my wallpapers, you'd already know this. Until now, I've never told you what R2K stands for. It's actually the name of my ongoing music project: Renaissance 2000. There you have it! Personal insight and a quiz freebie. Also, yesterday's song was not an original. It is actually by Newsong and they play it at the Easter pageant every year, which went very well by the way. But enough of this. I know what you're all REALLY here for. Everybody sing!

The boy's back in town!
The boy's back in town!


(ahh. good old table code.)




Since Then


Silence.......





There was nothing but silence as I sat in the middle of the dojo. “Breathe in..... breathe out..... breathe in..... breathe out.” I opened my eyes and tranquilly gazed at the cinder blocks I had set up on the other side of the room. I slowly raised my right arm and focused all my attention on the middle block. I closed my eyes and visualized energy flowing from all points of my body to my fingertips and out. I concentrated harder and my brow began to furrow. I could almost feel the block in my hands. “Almost.....” In one final surge of energy, I clenched my fist as if I were crushing an egg. I looked...... nothing had moved. I stood up as I let out a heavy sigh. “Maybe telekinesis is too big a leap.” Ever since I cracked the secret of my powers, I’d been spending most of my free time in meditation hoping to develop and further understand them. “Let’s try the run.” I backed up and started stretching as if I were getting ready for the 100 meter dash. Then I crouched down in the same fashion. “I can do this. Do doubts. I can do this....... GO!” I took off at full speed running straight towards the wall. “No doubts. No doubts. No doubts.” Then a shrill cry broke my concentration. “DADDY!” I crashed into the wall, which was not my intention by the way. “OWW! GAH, FRAK IT!” I grabbed my nose and adjusted my glasses. Then I heard the door slide open behind me. I quickly regained my composure and turned around to see a small figure standing in the doorway. “What are you doing, daddy?”
“Kida-chan. I was just practicing.”
“Dai jobu desu ka? Your face is all red.”
“Hai. Dai jobu desu. What are you doing?” She ran towards me and hugged my leg. “I was looking for my daddy,” she said with a big smile. I picked her up and squeezed her tight. “Well, you found me. How’s my little kitten, today?”

Though it had only been a couple months since she was born, Kida looked and acted like she was five years old. While she was being created, Washu injected her with special hormones that would accelerate her growth. That way, Washu would’ve been able to study her development at various stages of her life more easily. How else could she be born in only a few weeks? I, of course, had a fit when I found this out. She’s over 50,000 years old! What’s another 15?! But, what’s done is done, I suppose. It did have its perks. We had to deal with diapers for only three weeks. Kida was certainly developing into her own person. Not only was she looking more and more like her mother every day, she was starting to act like her too. Kida was mischievous, very stubborn, and a handful overall. But, like any little girl, she was also very sweet and glowed with infantile curiosity and innocence. Not to mention kawaii as a button. Her eyes were hazel/brown just like mine, but her hair was more of a chocolate brown; slightly darker than mine but had the same feel and qualities of Aisha’s. “Justin!” Speak of the devil! Aisha’s voice called from downstairs. “Phone!” I gently set Kida back down. “OK! I got it!”

I ran to my room and picked up the phone. The first words I heard on the other line were, “How’s it going, ‘family guy’?” I could recognize that voice anywhere. “Makoto! Konnichiwa! O-genki desu ka?”
“Genki desu. How’s things over there?”
“Fine. Just fine.”
“That’s good. Listen, I’ve got some good news.”
“Hit me.”
“The restaurant’s all ready and I’ll be hiring some staff pretty soon.”
“That’s great!”
“So, Justin-kun, I was wondering....” There was silence for a beat. She gave me some time to figure out what she was trying to say. “What? You want me to come work for you.... again?”
“C’mon. It’ll be just like the old days.”
“Yeah. That’s why I’m thinking about turning down your offer.”
“Well, not exactly like the old days.” We both shared a laugh as we were reminded of old squabbles that, of course, were water under the bridge or over dam or where-ever we wanted it. Makoto continued, “Actually, I was thinking about an assistant manager.” I was caught off guard by this remark. At first I didn’t know whether she was being serious or not. “You’re kidding, right?” I asked. “I’m totally serious,” she replied. “Since I’m going to be busy in the kitchen most of the time, I need somebody to watch over everything else. You’d be the host, basically; totally in charge and second only to me.” This was such a shock coming from Makoto. I was deeply flattered by her offer, but it just didn’t sound like my thing. Plus, I didn’t really need a job considering I had a horde of gold in another dimension. I tried not to stumble over my words as I declined her offer. “Makoto, I’m very honored that you would consider me for that kind of position, but..... I couldn’t. What with everything going on over here. Taking care of Kida-chan and planning the...” Makoto interrupted, but she sounded very calm and almost sympathetic. “Say no more. I completely understand. So, how is everyone over there? Kida-chan especially.”
“Couldn’t be better. I’m living with two feline angels!”
“And how’s Ozz doing?”
“Just fine. He and Kida have developed quite a bond.” Ozz and Kida had become like adopted siblings. They played together all the time. Even though Ozz and I had an eternal link, he seemed to follow Kida where-ever she went. He even stopped sleeping in my room and went to hers. It’s almost as if he felt obligated to watch over her: like a family guardian. And he wanted to give Aisha and I our privacy. Things were getting a little more intimate. “Well, I gotta go, Justin-kun. Talk to you later!”
“Bye, Makoto. Good luck in your staff.... hiring........ thing.”
“Thanks. I’ll be sure and invite you to the grand opening. Mata ne!”
“Ja ne!”


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Sunday, March 27, 2005


Chocolate Bunnies and Colored Eggs??


Not a word was heard from the tomb that day
Just the soldiers feet as they guarded the grave
One day, two days, three days had past
Could it be that Jesus had breathed His last?
Could it be that the Father had forsaken Him?
Turned his back on his Son, despising our sin?
All hell seemed to whisper, "Just forget Him. He's dead"
But the Father looked down on His Son and said

Arise My Love, arise My Love
The grave no longer has a hold on You
No more death sting, no more suffering
Arise, arise My Love

The earth trembled and the tomb began to shake
And like lightning from heaven the stone was rolled away
And as dead men, the guards stood there in fright
As the power of love displayed its might
When suddenly a melody filled the air
Riding wings of wind it was everywhere
The word all creation had been longing to hear
The sweet sound of victory so loud and clear

Arise My love, arise My love
The grave no longer has a hold on You
No more death sting, no more suffering
Arise, arise...

Sin... where are your shackles?
Death... where is your sting?
Hell had been defeated
The grave could not hold the King

Arise My love, arise My love
The grave no longer has a hold on You
No more death sting, no more suffering
Arise, Arise, Arise!

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Tuesday, March 22, 2005


   The Boy is Back in Town!
Guess who just got back today
Your friendly neighborhood Artukei
Haven’t changed, well not much anyway
‘Cept for the hair on my face

People were asking if I was around
How I was, where I could be found
Told them I’d gone underground
Writing stories like crazy

The boy’s back in town
The boy’s back in town


*cough, cough* Whoa! There’s some cobwebs on this site. When did I last update?........... Holy snikes! Right. Terribly sorry I haven't really posted in over a month. March has ended up being a really hectic month for me. I've been busy with work and practicing for two different shows. One is already out of the way. Saturday, my best friend and I performed a couple acts for my church's talent show. For our first act we performed "I'm Still Here." He played guitar and I, needless to say, sang lead. Our other act was the Monty Python "Job Interview" sketch. Both went better than expected, and were recieved wonderfully. The MC said he thought we did better than last year. Score! Yatta! Sugoi! And all that jazz. We kicked arse! Add that to one of the best nights of my life. I'm sad it's over, but at the same time relieved that I have one less thing to worry about. This weekend, I'll be in an Easter pagent that we've been rehearsing for since the begining of February. Tell you what, I'm going to be so glad when this month is over.

Site wise, couple’a things I've gotta say.
One: While I was away, my site reached the one year mark! Just one day after my good friend DJ. So yay for me!
Two: New webisodes will be posted next week.

Wait.

DID HE JUST SAY WHAT I THINK HE SAID!?!


Yes, the wait is over. I know I’ve kept you in the dark for almost three months about Artukei, Aisha, Ozz, and Kida and you’ve all been very patient. I applaude your stamina and I am happy to announce that in a few days it will be rewarded. "Season 2" starts next Monday. I'd start it this week, but I want to wait until my friend Red (ninjamonkey) gets back. He'd never forgive me if I started while he was gone. Until then, here's something fun that I whipped up to help remind you of old times.

Till our next adventure! Ja ne! L8R!


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Friday, March 18, 2005


NO NEWS MEANS GOOD NEWS
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Tuesday, February 8, 2005


Pause and Reflect

While I sit here at my laptop waiting for the right words to come, I wonder what my adoring fans really think about my work. So I'm turning an ear to you, the readers. I'm want to know your thoughts about the "first season" of webisodes. What were your favorite moments? What were the funniest lines? Did I almost make you cry? Is there a character you want to see more of? What would you like to see in my next story? I need your input to help make sure this next crop is just as good or even better. The comment box is open and ready. Fire away!

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Monday, January 31, 2005


"I'M NOT DEAD YET!!" I said as I banged on the coffin door.

Just checking in to let you all know that I'm not dead. Although, I am recovering from a cold, which has been delaying my work on my stories. I won't be posting them for a while, but I'll keep checking in like this now and then. Crap, I wish I could write faster! And I'm sure some of you are thinking the same. I'm also brushing up on my long dormant artistic abilities (I was a pretty good artist when I was in high school). I may be submitting some fan-art soon of myself, Ozz, and Kida.

One more thing. I'll be submitting a few new Wallpapers today, including the rest of my Darkstalkers series. And just in time now that the portfolio links are back up. Okee-day, that's all I've got. Back to the writing desk. Ja ne! L8R!

Question of the day: What's the last book you read or are currently reading (school text books don't count)?

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Friday, January 21, 2005


The God’s Honest Truths and the God Awful Lie

(Sounds like the title of a fable or a fairytale, doesn’t it? Eh, whatev.)

My goodness! Nobody correctly guessed the lie in the survey below. LOL! Well, I did intentionally make it kinda hard. So I’ll level with you and tell you which is which.


1. I have just finished recording an album

This statement........ is TRUE. Not a solo album though. My family and I just got finished recording background vocals for my aunt and uncle’s next album. They’re a touring gospel duet. Sorry. You won’t find the CD on retail shelves. You can only get them at their concerts.

2. I have over $3,000 in my bank account

This statement........ is a LIE. I actually only have about $XXX right now.

3. I live with William Wallace

If the second statement is the lie, then this one.... must.... be....... TRUE? YES! I do live with William Wallace. But not the William Wallace you’re thinking of. He’s my dog; a cairn terrier. His full name is William Wallace Wahlne, but we all just call him Wallace. And, speaking of the devil, here he is now!





Inney cute? Well, just wanted to clear all that up. Gotta run!

Oh! And if some of you... ah heck, most of you probably are. If you're wondering about the new webisodes, yes, I'm still writing them and I still don't have an ETA for them. I know it's taking a long time, but you CAN'T RUSH ART! Kay? ^_^
Ja ne! L8R!

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