Sunday, January 9, 2005

Remix of the Week
Zelda 64 Still Going Strong!
Clickety click my avy and take a trip down the "River of Time" with AmIEvil.

Hey guys! Sorry the new webisodes are taking a while, but I'm working on them. Now that I'm writing them like actual stories, it's taking a little more thought and development. I can't give a date on when the next one will be posted, but they'll be worth it. I promise.

But, if there's anyone out there that still needs that gap in the shape of Artukei filled, I just dropped off a boat-load of wallpapers! Two are from Silent Mobius. One of them I was a little reluctant about submitting because I thought it would be too..... racey. You'll see what I mean. You should find them in "Miscellaneous Anime." I'm really trying hard to get it's own section.

(Tangent Alert!)

Adam just put up a "suggestion box" on the main page for new sections. And judging by the comments, it looks like Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts are the most popular. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person on this site who's ever heard of Silent Mobius. It's like I'm the only voice these girls have got. Well I won't fail them!

(Tangent over)

Ahem. The other wallpapers are in the "Video Games" section. They're the first of several Darkstalkers wallpapers that I'll be submitting. You remember The Darkstalkers, right? Arcade Fighter? Mid 90's? Capcom? Eh, forget it. Once you see Morrigan and Felicia it'll start coming back. Check'em out! I'm really happy with them, especially my Lord Raptor. That blood is hand drawn BTW. ^_^ Well, I gotta get back to work.

Have a great week, everybody! Ja ne! L8R!
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Sunday, January 2, 2005

Remix of the Week Let's ring in the new year with our good friend Link and another great remix from "Ocarina of Time!" This one's a remix of the Gerudo Valley theme by JV entitled..... erm.... "Gerudo JV." I know. Not very imaginative, but it's still an awesome mix. Clickety click, kiddies! I really wanted to put up a New Years post last night, but I didn't stop partying till after 3am. So, no offense to anyone, but I just thought that getting a good night's sleep was more important than pleasing my fans. And now, here it is! Hello Baby New Year! New Year’s Eve was a blast! The Rifters all showed up accompanied by their anime counterparts. We played games, watched movies, and some of us went a little too far with the holiday drinking. But, all in all, it was an awesome night. One I will never forget. Red: (playing “bish” with Zane and Knives) Got any Aishas, Knives? Knives: Go fish. DJ: (playing SSBM against Makoto and Blue) A: (holding Kida and talking to Washu) J: (talking to Master Chief) All I’m saying is that it doesn’t really look like a “warthog.” I think it looks more like a puma. MC: You think it looks like a shoe? J: No, I mean a PUMA. It’s a big cat. MC: .....You’re making that up. J: I’m telling you, it’s a real animal! MC: You know those two tow hooks up front? They look like tusks. Now what kind of animal has tusks? J: A walrus. MC: Didn’t I just tell you to stop making up animals?! J: *groan* Clearly, MC has had more that his share of alcohol. And it looks like he’s not the only one. Nine: (talking to Ozz, obviously drunk) You think you’re better than me?! Huh!?! O: (rolls his eyes) *groan* N: C’mon let’s go! I have to warn ya though. I’m a “drunken master”. Ha! (starts lightly slapping Ozz) O: (puts Nine in a psychic bubble) N: Wise guy, eh!? I’ll teach you to.... I’m gonna.... you are so freakin.... (passes out) O: Peace on earth, indeed. ^_^ K: (crying) Waaaa! Waaaa! J: Kida-chan. What’s wrong with her, Washu? W: Oh nothing. It’s just past her bedtime. I should probably put her to bed. J: Washu? W: Yes? J: ..... Let me. W: Sure. (hands Kida to Justin) J: C’mon, sweetie. Time for you to go nye-nye. (walks upstairs) (Justin’s room) J: (watching Times Square on TV, gently rocking Kida and singing) “Close your eyes, have no fear The monster’s gone, he’s on the run And your daddy’s here Beautiful, beautiful Beautiful, beautiful girl” K: Mmm. *yawn* J: *laughs* You’re so kawaii. *yawn* Hmm. Guess I’m a little sleepy, too. (slumps back in his chair and closes his eyes) *yawn* Zzzz... K: Mmm..... da... J: Zzzz... K: (paws at Justin) Da.... da... di.... (closes her eyes and goes to sleep) Zzzz... J: Zzzz... later.... TV: 3.... 2.... 1.... HAPPY NEW YEAR! J: Zzz... (wakes up) Free my men! Huh? (looks at the TV, looks down at Kida) K: Zzzz... J: Happy New Year, Kida-chan. (kisses her forehead, starts humming “Auld Lang Syne”) A: (quietly walks in) How is she? J: Sleeping like a you-know-what. A: Aww. So cute. J: (nods) She is. A: I meant both of you. Happy 2005, honey. (kisses him) J: Happy 2005, Aisha. (downstairs) J: (still holding Kida) W: Oh, you got her to sleep. J: Of course I did. I’m her father. W: Well, we’ll be careful taking her home then. J: Actually..... Washu? W: Hmm? J: Could we.... A: Nya? J: Could we keep her here from now on? A: 0.0 W: ...... (smiles) Do I have a choice? J: Not really. Oh! (turns to Aisha) Aisha, unless you... A: (vigorously shakes her head) No, not at all. W: Very well, then. If this is what you really want, I’m no-one to stop it. J: Thank you, Washu. K: (waking up) Mmm. A: ^_^ Hello, sleepy head. K: (looks up at Justin) Daddy. J, A, and W: 0_0 *gasp* J: Her first word. I’m her first word! K: (looks at Aisha) Mm... ma... mommy. A: Oh. (eyes start tearing) J: No turning back now, I guess. W: Looks like we’re all agreed, then. I’ll bring her things over in the morning. J: Thanks again, Washu. W: I’m very proud that you’ve come to this decision on your own, Justin. J: Huh? W: I always thought you’d make an excellent father. J: Th.... arigato. And one more thing. I'm usually not one for New Years Resolutions, but this year I actually made one, and it involves this site. I know some of you might not be happy with it, but here it goes. This is the first webisode of the year, but it is also.... the last. This is the final webisode in the Legacy of Artukei...

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.... that will be written in transcript form. Heehee. YOU JERK! YOU LEAD US ON!" Yes! Let the hate mail commence! But seriously, from now on, my webisodes will be written in the style of a first-person narrative. I just feel that I've been getting lazy with my writing lately, and I need to get back in the habit of writing actual stories again. Plus, they'll look a lot nicer. So for now, my fellow otaku brethren and sistren, I bid thee farewell and I hope you don't hate me! TILL OUR NEXT ADVENTURE, SAYONARA!!

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Thursday, December 30, 2004

Rifter Revalations (downtown Metrolex, future site of “Jinnai’s Japanese Grill”) M: Maybe we could put a fountain in. J: Do you have any idea how much that would cost? M: What are you worried about? You’re the one who has an account at “Dragon Horde National.” J: I already bought the place for you, Makoto. Don’t you think that’s enough? My charity does have limits. M: We can do so much with this place. I still don’t know how I’m ever going to thank you for this. J: Use your imagination. M: Huh? J: The design. Use your imagination. M: Oh.... yeah. J: ......... 0_0 M: Do you think it would be too much for the guests to sit on cushions instead of chairs? J: (totally oblivious, wide eyed and staring into space) ........ M: I mean, I want this place to be as authentic as possible, but.... hey, are you listening? J: ........ M: Justin-san? J: Be right back. (rushes outside, starts pacing in front of the store) M: Huh? (watches Justin pacing, scratching his beard, and mumbling to himself) J: (paces for a few more minutes, then suddenly....... stops) M: ........ J: (from outside) That’s it. That’s it! THAT’S IT! I’VE GOT IT! HAHA!! (runs back inside and grabs his jacket) M: Justin, what’s..... J: SorryMakotogottarunemergencymeetingthanksbye! (kisses her on the cheek and runs out the door) (home) J: (bursts trought the door, runs up the stairs) A: Justin, you’re..... J: Sorrytalklater! (runs toward the computer room) (computer room) J: (sits down, logs onto myotaku.com) C’mon. C’mon! (site loads, goes into PM screen, starts typing) ATTENTION ORG OFFICERS! Please report to Artukei’s site as soon as you recieve this message. Emergency meeting! I repeat. EMERGENCY MEETING! later... DJ and Ozy J are sitting in Justin’s room. J: (now calm and collected) Thank you all for coming. DJ. Ozy. DJ: (still a little kid) Where’s Red? J: I’m not sure. He’s..... he couldn’t make it. I’m surprised you came, Deej. What with your..... condition. Ozy J: So what’s this big emergency? J: (closes and locks the door and pulls down the shades, appearing very somber and speaking very soberly) First of all, let me emphasize that what I am about to tell you does not leave this room. Ever since the “demon” incident, I’ve been pondering the mystery of our powers. And I have finally come to a conclusion. DJ: You’ve figured it out? J: (nods) Ozy J: You’ve figured out how we’re able to “jump”? J: I can’t explain why we’re able to “jump.” I don’t think anyone can. But that’s not the issue. The issue is our powers that have no relation to our rifting capabilities: namely, the transformations. I’ve been all over the multiverse, and I’ve never been able to do anything like this until I came here. Now, let’s be honest with ourselves. This place, the Anime Universe, was created by human imagination, right? DJ and Ozy J: (nod) J: So, being from the dimension that spawned this one, could it not be possible for our imginations to have the same creative qualities? If my theory is correct, our imaginations and our subconcious have a great effect on this world. The things we keep inside, the things no-one else can see back in reality, they become extensions of ourselves over here. When we come over here, it’s like we’ve been turned inside-out. We’re wearing our insides on the outside. Our imaginations literally become a creative tool and our emotions manifest themselves in ways that we couldn’t begin to think of. And here’s the proof. DJ? DJ: Yeah? J: You remember you were here the second time I transformed. I was upstairs patrolling the halls with King James. DJ: Right. J: For the longest time, the clues that came from that night were the most confussing of all. The blood on the handel, where it came from, and why the blade was clean. I never told you this, but..... King James is a holy weapon. I created it.... from a bible. New King James version, to be exact. Ozy J: Makes sense. J: The thing is, being a holy weapon, nothing evil can ever touch King James. And if my theory is correct, Incubus, the demon, is a manifestation of my innermost evil. Now, when I trasnformed I was still holding on to King James. I believe that as my hand morphed into Incubus’ claw, that King James started to burn it. It burned his hand so bad that it started to bleed. DJ: Wait. If something gets burned it doesn’t bleed. J: True. But that’s according to science. Just as I had guessed, I didn’t think science would be able to explain this. And when you deal with King James, you’re dealing with the super-natural. But anyway, King James started to bleed Incubus’ hand. And then with it’s bloody claw... Ozy J: ...It tore off the shirt. Resulting in the blood stain there. J: Exactly. King James proves that Incubus is a creation of pure evil and thusly that our alter egos, our emotions, and anything our imaginations can conjure up become physically manifested here! DJ: You mean..... we’re able to do anything? J: Theoretically. This world is kind of like our own Matrix. Meaning, that our natural abilities can be augmented and/or enhanced. Our strength, our speed, our reflexes, even our apperance. I mean, the fact that we’re animated right now is proof of that. And, I’ll be honest, I’m not nearly as good a fighter in reality as I am here. DJ: Do you know what this means? We’re practically gods! J: DJ, calm down. I don’t want anybody showing off now and abusing their powers. They are not to be taken lightly. Imagination is our power. And the power of imagination is limitless. We are gifted, we are special, we are fortunate, but we are also very dangerous. DJ and Ozy J: ........ J: (suddenly becomes very serious) Back home our imaginations can run away with us; they can run rampant. But here...... (shakes his head) Our minds have a strong effect over here. Mostly on ourselves, but also on our surroundings. We command a great power. A power that we must keep in check and a power that I fear may threaten the existence of this world. Now, I’m not saying that we should leave. No. That is the last thing I want to happen. But now that we know what we are capable of, what we can do and how we are able to do it, we have a better chance of controlling it. We have a better chance of controlling... them (taps head). We must all be extremely careful from now on. DJ and Ozy J: (nod) J: (slowly puts back on his casual demenor) Alright then. Once again, you cannot tell anyone about what we have just discussed, except to other Rifters and other humans from reality. You do not tell anyone from here about this. Not your friends, your room-mates, your loved ones, I’m not even telling Ozz or Aisha. Information like this, more specifically, knowledge of what this universe really is, could be devastating to them and to this dimension. Is that clear? DJ: Right. Ozy J: No problem. J: OK. Thanks again for coming, guys. Meeting adjourned.

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Monday, December 27, 2004

Remix of the Week I've been jamming out to this tune for over a month. From one of my favorite pieces of pop-culture nostalgia, "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 4: Turtles in Time", here's "Waste Water Wipeout" by zircon and tefnek. Cowabunga, dudes! I haven't said that in forever! Also, did any of you guys notice it? Last night was a full moon. A very beautiful scene from your point of view, I trust. However, over here, it was quite a different experience. 6:35 pm J: (watching Spiderman 2, mouthing out the lines) We’ll build it right here. The power of the sun in the palm of my hands. Nothing will stand in our way. NOTHING! A: *sniff, sniff* Mmm. Something smells good. J: Yuki gave me some of her special dessert coffee for Christmas. You want some? It’s decaf, so Ozz can have some too. O: (sips his mug) *sigh* A: Lemmie have a sip. (sits down and takes Justin’s mug) *sip* Mmm. That is good. (scoots closer to Justin) Really good. (coils her tail around his arm) J: Must be. A: (starts nuzzling his cheek) *purr, purr, purr* J: o.0 I didn’t put any catnip in this coffee. A: *purr, purr* 0.0 nya..... um.... I’ll go get a cup. (gets up) J: Weird. 9:16 pm J: (walking down the hall, opens the bathroom door) 0_0 OH! A: (in a towel) 0_0 NYA! J: (covers his eyes) I’m sorry! I.. I didn’t mean... A: No, it’s OK. I was just finishing up. J: Oh..... alright. (walks in) A: (while leaving accidentally brushes her breast against his arm) *gasp* J: Eep! A: (moans softly) Ooh. J: o.0 Er? A: (appearing slightly dazed) Mmmm... meow. J: Uh.... Aisha, are you feeling alright? A: (snaps back) Nya? I... I don’t know. I’ve been feeling kind of funny since the other night. J: You mean Wednesday? A: No, after that. (shakes her head) But don’t worry about me. I’ll be OK. J: Alright. 10:28 J: (lying on his bed reading Nintendo Power) “the world of the Minish” Ha! Yeah, like no-one’s going to notice that! A race of tiny people known as “De Minish.” Haha! A: (enters with her hair unbraided and wearing a yukata [Japanese night robe]) J: (looks up) Hey. A: Hey, yourself..... hot stuff. J: Hmm? A: (crawls onto the bed, puts her arm around Justin, starts softly kissing his neck) *purr, purr, purr* J: Aisha, are you sure you’re alright? A: (looking dazed) I’m in heaven. (kisses his cheek) J: Aisha, snap out of it! A: (snaps back) Nya? I’m sorry, Justin. I just feel so strange. I just feel so.... so.... (looks at Justin very sexily) sensual. J: 0_0 Uh.... A: (gets on top of Justin, starts kissing him and rubbing her body against his) Mmmm.... meow..... meow..... J: Whoa! Aisha, cut it out! (pushes her off) A: Oooooo. OK. Let’s play a little rough. (grabs his crotch) J: AAH!! NO NO!! DOWN GIRL!! A: If you say so. (moves her head towards his shorts) J: AAH!! (jumps off the bed) Aisha, what’s gotten into you?! A: You, in about a minute. (gets up, slowly starts moving towards him) J: Down girl! Sit! Stay! Play dead! Go fetch? A: Fetch a bone? J: Sure. Yeah. Whatever. 0_0 I mean ‘no’! No! A: RAAR! (leaps at him and grabs his ankles) J: (tries to get loose) A: You’re all mine, darling. J: OZZ!! O: (flies in) 0.0 Zoo?! J: Little help here? O: ........ J: Not funny, dude. Just get her off me. O: ........ J: Will you cut the wise cracks, already?! O: (puts Aisha in a psychic bubble) A: Mmmm. Playing hard to get, nya? Good. I like a challenge. J: Thanks buddy. O: ........ J: I don’t know. She was fine earlier today. Now she’s some sex crazed........ sex kitten. O: ........ J: I don’t think so. If she was in heat, she would’ve been acting like this all day. O: ........ J: I did no such thing. O: ........ J: You got a really smutty mind, you know that! O: ........ J: She’s not acting like herself at all. I don’t know what’s going on. O: Hmm.... *lighbulb* (flies towards the window and looks out) J: What is it? (walks over) O: (points up) J: (looks out) The moon? Of corse! Ctarls are greatly affected by the phases of a planet’s moon. I thought it only affected their strength. A: Mmm... you look good enough to eat. (licks her lips) J: Apparently I was wrong. It’s like the full moon elevates her sex drive. O: ........ J: Good question. Why didn’t she..... oh, we’ll worry about that later. Right now we have to figure out how to survive the night. O: ........ J: “What do you mean ‘we’?” Thanks for you support, buddy. O: ........ J: Huh? O: ........ J: Could you? 10:00 am this morning A: (waking up) YAWN! 0_0 Nya? What am I doing in the guest room? And why am I in a cage? J: (walks in) Oh, good. You’re up. A: What is this? Some kind of joke? J: (unlocks the cage) I’ll explain later. But let’s just say I’m not the only one who has to suppress certain urges from now on. A: Nya?

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Saturday, December 25, 2004

I've been so busy this week and I really wanted to do a Christmas post. Heck, I practically had to (you'll see what I mean). I had to pound this one out quickly last night. Hope you like! The Christmas Special J: (walking down the hall) Where’s Aisha? (looks around and notices a light from under his bedroom door) Eh? (walks over) ???: (behind the door) Meow. J: o.0 Huh? ???: Meow... meow... meow... J: *knock, knock* Aisha? A: Eek! Yes? J: I’m sorry to intrude, but... A: I’m fine! J: Uh... actually I... A: Yes, I’m sure! You don’t need to come in! J: Um....... OK. I just came to remind you that we’ll be leaving for Makoto’s in about a half hour. A: Oh! OK. J: ......... Aisha. A: Yes! J: I need to get in. A: Umm.... OK. Just.... give me a second! J: Alright. (leans against the wall, starts singing in his best baritone) “Veni, veni, Emanuel Captivum solvent Israel Qui gemit in exilio Privatus dei filio Garde, garde, Emanuel Na gemut prote Israel” Hmm. What gives? Is she wrapping presents or something? A: (walks out) It’s all yours. J: Hmm. No presesnts. Thanks. (walks in) No trimmings of wrapping paper or ribbon either. What was she doing in her that was so secret?........... Eh! Whatev! (Makoto’s apartment) All: (in the main room drinking tea and unwrapping presents) M: (unwraps a red scarf) Oh, how pretty! Thank you, Aisha! J: (hands a rather large present to Ozz) This one’s from me, buddy. O: (tears through the wrapping and uncovers a brand new pillow) Wheeeee! (squeezes the pillow) ^_^ J: You like it? I got it at Petsmart. O: (glares at Justin) Grrrrr! J: Not that that’s saying anything about you. O: ^_^ J: This one’s yours, Aisha. (hands her a flat rectangular box) A: (unwraps a jewelry case) What’s this? J: Open it. A: (opens the box) 0.0 *gasp* (sees a gold bracelet with star and musical note charms hanging from it and a matching gold necklace with a star pendant) It’s beautiful. J: I chose the stars and notes cause I thought they’d remind you... A: ....Of our first date. *hugs him* Oh, Justin! You’re so sweet! J: ^_^ A: (hands him a gift) Here! I got this for you. J: (unwraps a black suede jacket) Oh, sweet! Thanks Aisha! M: (hands Justin a gift) This one’s mine. J: Thanks Makoto. (unwrapps a binder) What’s this. M: It’s a catalog of some of my best recipes. J: (flips through the binder) Wow! This is really cool, Makoto-san. Arigato. M: ^_^ J: So, Makoto, what did you think of my gift? (I got her the DVD of “My Fair Lady.”) M: Oh, I love it! Thank you so much! How’d he know I liked musicals? J: Well, I actually have one more gift for you. M: Oro? A: ^_^ J: But I can’t give it to you until Monday. M: What? Why not? J: ...... (smiles) Because the realtor’s office is closed for the weekend. M: 0_0 Wha.... what are you saying? J: *laughs softly* C’mon. (stands up then helps Makoto up) Ozz! O: (blindfolds Makoto) M: What’s going on? J: We’re going for a little drive. (downtown Metrolex) J: (helps Makoto out of the car) Watch your step. M: Justin-san, what are you doing? J: (holding her hand) Just a little further. OK, Ozz. Now. O: (takes off the blindfold) M: *blink blink* What? What am I looking at? J: That. (points at an empty building across the street) M: I don’t see anything. J: Well,.... not yet. M: I don’t understand. J: That building right there. It’s yours...... or, it will be. M: ....... This is some kind of joke, right? J: Does this look like I’m joking? (pulls some keys out of his pocket) M: What are those? J: (runs across the street) A: (grabs Makoto’s arm) C’mon Makoto! (follows Justin) M: Whoa! J: (runs up to the door, puts his key in the lock) M: Justin, what are... J: (opens the door) Come on in! (feels along the wall and flips on the lights) M: 0_0 J: What do you think? A: Isn’t this great, Makoto? Now you can start that restaraunt! M: I...... I..... How did you... This is mine? J: Well, legally it’s mine. (reaches in his jacket) M: Huh? J: (pulls out some papers and a pen) It’s all ready to be turned over to you, Makoto. All it needs is your signature. M: (looks at the papers) ........ Justin..... I can’t believe..... how did you...? J: I bought it. All these papers need is your signature, we hand them over to the realtor on Monday, and it’s all yours. M: 0_0 You... you... you... bought.... how di.... where’d you get the money!?! J: Remember when I said that one of the first dimensions I visited was a medieval dimension? M: Huh? J: While I was there, I met this dragon. And you know how all dragons have a horde of gold? M: ........ J: Well, anyway, they do. This one dragon has THREE CAVES FULL of gold. M: ....... You stole it, didn’t you? J: *sigh* When are you going to trust me? (pulls a gold coin out of his pocket) M: 0_0 Is that...? J: Have a look. M: (grabs the coin) Oh, my gosh! It’s real! It’s.......... YOU STOLE GOLD FROM A DRAGON!?! J: Hey, he owed me. M: 0_0 Huh?! J: He and I have been on many adventures in the past. Many times where he’s saved my life, and I his. We’re very close friends. He promised me a share of his horde. How else can I not work in this city and still afford a house? M: Uh... J: One handfull paid for that house. And one more paid for this. M: I.... uh... (falls down) J: Makoto! M: (sits up) I’m OK. I.... I.... I don’t know what to say. J: (kneels down) Merry Christmas, Jinnai-san. M: (hugs him tight, starts to cry) Thank you, Justin. Thank you so much. A: Aww. O: *sniff* They said there’d be snow at Christmas They said there’d be peace on earth But instead it just kept on raining A veil of tears for the virgin birth I remember one Christmas morning The winter’s light and a distant choir And the beat of a bell and that Christmas tree smell And their eyes full of tinsel and fire They sold me a dream of Christmas They sold me a silent night And they told me a fairy story Till I believed in the Israelites And I believed in Father Christmas And I looked to the sky with excited eyes Till I woke with a yawn at the first light of dawn And I saw him and through his disguise We wish you a hopeful Christmas We wish you a brave new year All anguish, pain, and sorrow Lead your heart and let your road be clear They said there’ll be snow at Christmas They said there’ll be peace on earth “Hallelujah!” “Noel!” Be it heaven or hell The Christmas we get, we deserve Happy Holidays, everybody!

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Wednesday, December 22, 2004

  

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!

See you guys later! I'm off to have some fun!
Ja ne!
L8R!
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Tuesday, December 21, 2004

SURPRISE, SURPRISE J: (pacing in his room) I pray for God to help me and he turns me into some kind of monster. A sword gets stained with blood, but only on the handle. DJ spawns some kind of freaky evil duplicate. Red’s mind is infected by some kind of evil entity. And now I’m singing in two part harmony! (pulls his hair) Errrrrr! What is going on!?! O: Justin! J: 0_0 Incubus? O: Umm... did I catch you at a bad time? J: Oh, Ozz. Phew! Umm.... no. Just... thinking. O: Well, Aisha and I are down at the mall and we need your help with something. Could you come by? J: What is it? Can’t I help you from here? O: ‘Fraid not. We need you to actually be here. J: Man! You know I hate going anywhere near the mall past the 20th. O: I thought you’d say that. “FWOOSH!” O: (now in Justin’s room) J: Genius, buddy. O: (grabs Justin’s arm and teleports out) “blip!” “FWOOSH!” J: Huh? Ozz, I think your aim’s a little off. This looks like the restroom. O: It is. I can’t just teleport you into the middle of a crowded mall, can I? J: Good point. So, what did you need my help with? O: (flies to the door) I’ll show you. Follow me. J: (steps outside) Huh? This isn’t the mall. It’s the California Pizza Kitchen. (one of my favorite restaurants) Ozz, what are...? O: (flies around a corner) J: Ozz? (follows him, rounds the corner) What’s going....? “SURPRISE!!” J: 0_0 (sees Aisha, Makoto, the Masaki Clan, and the Rifters all sitting at a big table) W.... Wow! Wha... what’s all this? M: It’s your birthday party, you idiot. J: But... my birthday’s not till tomorrow. A: (holding Kida) Well, we knew you’d probably want to spend your birthday in your home dimension with your real family. So we’re celebrating today! J: Guys, this is.... I don’t know what to say. A: Don’t say anything. Just sit. J: (sits down) Hello, little Kida. (tickles her cheek) K: *giggles* ^.^ J: You’re so kawaii. Yes you are. Hmm. Is it me, or does she seem a little bigger? Eh. Babies can grow up pretty fast. J: (opening presents) Yes! The “Return of the King: Extended Edition”! Thank you, sweetie. (kisses Aisha) M: This one’s mine. (hands Justin a gift) J: Let’s see what this is. (opens it half-way) Uh? 0_0 A: What is it? J: (quickly covers it) Umm... it’s a... it’s a game. A: Cool. Which one. Lemmie see. (uncovers it) J: Eep. A: “Do You Like Horny Bunnies?” What kind of game is this? M: *snickers* J: *blushes* Uh... well, it’s... uh... M: Yeah, Justin-san. What kind of game is it? J: Well, it’s.... *gulp, deep breath* ...... it’s a sex game. A: ........ Oh. J: (smiles sheepishly) Yeah. You’re supposed to... wait a sec. (looks closer at the box, tears off the cover) It’s.... it’s Spider-man 2! Phew! Thank God! M: (trying hard not to laugh) J: Makoto, you little...! M: (bursts out laughing) J: *laughs* I am going to kill you. A: (looking at the cover) I didn’t know they made games like this. Justin? J: Yeah. A: How did you know what kind of game this is? J: *blushes* Uh... O: (flies up with another present) J: Oh, thanks buddy. This one’s from Masaki. (opens it, pulls out a katana) Oh, sweet! Is this..... it is! It’s a reverse blade katana! T: I noticed you didn’t have one of those in your collection. J: Thanks man. S: OK everyone! It’s time for cake! J: Alright! Sasami made her famous carrot cake. Normally, I don’t like carrot cake at birthdays, but hers is to die for! 40 minutes later... T: Well, we’d better be going. See’ya later, Wahlne. Happy birthday! J: (high fives Tenchi) Thanks for coming, Masaki. (waving) Thank you all so much! M: I gotta go too. I’ll see you Saturday. (starts to leave) J: Say, Makoto. M: Hai. J: I forgot to ask. How’s the restaurant going? M: Oh! OK, I guess. I’ve been looking at a few places. J: Anything look good? M: Well, I was checking out the building on 25th. But the rent there is ridiculous. J: (nods) So desu ka. Well, good luck. Gambatte. M: Arigato. Mata ne! J: Ja ne! A: Let’s go. I’ve got one more gift for you at home. J: Oh, goodie! (home, Justin’s room) A: Sit down. And don’t get up till I tell you to. J: Um... OK. (sits in his desk chair) A: (closes the door) J: o.0 ??? A: (starts unbuttoning her jacket) J: Um... Aisha,..... what are you doing? A: Giving you your birthday present, silly. (takes off her jacket) J: Aisha, I thought we were clear on this. I can’t... A: Don’t worry. (leans in, whispers in his ear) I won’t lay a finger on you. J: Huh?........... 0_0 ! Oh boy. Naughty time. Aisha throws her jacket onto the bed, and starts doing a little strip tease. First, she slowly lifts up her shirt, moving to the sensual rhythm of the music playing in her head. Removing the shirt, she exposes a sexy green bra. Next, she unzips and unbuttons her jeans. Then, she turns around, bends over, and slips the jeans off, revealing matching panties. Not to mention her luscious ass for Justin’s viewing pleasure. Turning back around, she reaches behind her and unties the gold ring from the end of her braid. She runs her fingers through her hair and shakes her head, undoing the braid and letting her hair fall down like a silver cape. A: You like? J: (nods) Yes ma’am. A: Good. Cuz here comes the real fun. J: 0_0 ? Aisha reaches behind her and undoes the clasps to her bra. Then, crossing her arms over her chest, she slips off the shoulder straps, and removes the bra with her left hand while still covering her breasts with her right. She flicks her bra into Justin’s lap, then starts moving her hand towards her panties. Turning to the side so as not to show her unmentionables, she very slowly and very carefully slips off her panties with her one free hand. Bringing her hand back up and covering her privates, she faces Justin, slips one foot out of her panties, and kicks them towards him. Resembling a feline Venus, Aisha now stands completely naked, with her left hand shielding her downstairs, and her right arm restraining her soft D-cup breasts. A: Now... J: .... Yeah? A: I want you to do me a favor. J: Y... yes? A: Could you be a good little boy and hand me my jacket. J: Uh.... sure. (grabs her jacket, gets up and drapes it over her shoulders) A: Thank you. (kisses him) Happy birthday, Justin. J: Indeed.

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Monday, December 20, 2004

(Downtown Metrolex) J: (walking down the sidewalk) Alright. I’m almost done with my Christmas shopping. I just need to stop by the jewelry store and.... huh? Is that Makoto-san? (sees Makoto walking down the sidewalk on the other side of the street) I should say ‘hi’. (about to call out) No, wait! She could be Christmas shopping for me. Heehee. I’ll hide and see where she goes. (ducks behind a parked car and watches Makoto) M: (walks to the end of the block and around the corner) J: (quickly runs across the street and peaks around the corner) Eh? Where’d she go? (notices a slew of shops) Hmm. OH! Maybe she went in here. 10 minutes later... J: *sigh* I’ve checked almost every store on this block, and I can’t find her. Brrr. And without my beard I’m freezing out here. Where on earth did she go? (the door to the shop in front of him opens) J: Hmm? O_O EEP! Speak of the devil! (quickly ducks into an alley) M: (steps outside) Well, thank you so much for your help. Man: My pleasure, miss. Merry Christmas to you! (walks away) M: Merry Christmas! (expression instantly changes from cheerful to sad) J: Nan desu ka? M: *sigh* I don’t have nearly that much money. This place would’ve been perfect, too. (walks away) J: (stands up) Huh? What did that mean? (steps in front of the building) Wha? This is weird. There’s nothing here. (notices a “For Sale” sign in the window) 0_0 *gasp* Wait a sec! This must be for that restaurant she was talking about. And that guy must have been a realtor or something. She’s doing it. She’s actually doing it!............Well, not yet. She doesn’t have enough money. *sigh* Poor Makoto. (looks down the sidewalk in the direction Makoto went, looks the other way, looks at the “For Sale” sign) Hmm....

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