Sunday, November 21, 2004

In keeping with the celebration of the release of "Metroid Prime 2: Echoes", this week's remix is from the SNES classic "Super Metroid" and is entitled "One Girl in All the World." A very nice piece if I do say so myself. Enjoy kiddies!

And now, what do to about Yuki?....

J: Well, after talking it over with DJ and some of my other friends, I’ve finally made a decision. M: And....? J: ...... (Neo-Tokyo Park) Yuki: (sitting on a bench, sees a figure walking down the path) Artukei-sama! (leaps up, runs towards Justin, and hugs him tight) J: Konbanwa, Yuki-chan. (pats her head) Yuki-chan,... we need to talk. Y: (looks up) Hmm? J: Yuki..... I’m flattered that you want to be my girlfriend, but... you know I’m already in a relationship. Y: (steps back, eyes start to moisten) J: You’re a very sweet girl, and I love you too. And were I single I would definitly go on a date with you, but...... I’m not. I can’t cheat on Aisha. Do you understand? Y: ...... (looks down) Yes. J: (gets on one knee, reaches out his hand and tilts Yuki’s chin up) Yuki. Even though we can’t be a couple, that still doesn’t mean we can’t have feelings for each other. You will always be very dear to me. And if you ever want to see me, or if you need me, I’ll be right there. Kay? Y: *sniff* ^.^ J: (stands back up) Alright then. Y: (hugs him) J: Oh! Y: (kisses his cheek) I will always love you, Artukei-sama. J: .... Just “Artukei” is fine. Y: (lets go) Well,.... I guess I’ll see you later. (starts walking away) J: No, this is all wrong. I can’t let it end like this. Yuki-chan? Y: (turns around) Huh? J: I.... uh.... do you mind if I walk you home? Y: Not at all. ^_^ (in front of Yuki’s place) Y: *laughs* Yeah right! Like you know Spiderman. J: It’s the truth! I interviewed him at the Hollywood premiere of Spiderman 2. Y: *sigh* Well,... this is me. J: (nods) Yep...... Y: You uh.... you wanna come in for coffee? J: Um.... Y: Nothing wrong with a little coffee and conversation between friends, right? J: ..... Right. Later, back at home... (living room) J: (walks in) A: (sitting on the couch) So, how’d it go? J: A lot better than I thought it would. I’m so glad Yuki took it so well. I’m even happier that you weren’t mad when I told you. A: Why would I be? Knowing that my boyfriend is admired by several girls makes me feel even more lucky. J: (weak laugh) Yeah, I... I guess you could look at it that way. A: (kisses Justin) J: (scratches her ear) A: *purr purr purr*

Have a great week everybody! Ja ne! L8R!
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Friday, November 19, 2004

(computer room) J: (rapping.... very poorly) Here I go once again with the e-mail. Every week I hope that it’s from a female. *click click* Why do so many people want to sell me xanax? Huh? Wait, what’s this? It’s from.... Yuki? “click click” “Dear Artukei-sama, I can’t stop thinking about you. I really want to see you again....” J: (puts hand to face) Ai ya! What am I going to do about her? M: (from the hall) Justin-san? J: In here! M: (walks in) What’s up? J: Nothing. Just checking my e-mails. M: Anything interresting? J: N... not really. M: (walks over) Well what’s that? J: I-it’s nothing! Nothing! M: C’mon. Lemmie see. J: Makoto, why do you always have to poke your nose into my business?! M: (eyes start to moisten) *whimper* J: M... Makoto, I didn’t mean to yell. M: *sniff, whimper* J: Makoto, please don’t cry. I’m sorry. I... I’ll let you see. M: (back to normal) OK! ^_^ J: What?! Hey! M: (shoves him over, starts to read the e-mail) J: No fair! You played my weakness! (I hate to see girls cry.) M: (finishes e-mail) Justin-saaaan? Is there something you’re not telling us? J: Um... uh... M: Are you cheating on Aisha? J: What?! No! It’s Yuki! She has a crush on me. M: Doesn’t she know you’re already with Aisha? J: Yeah. But she said she doesn’t care. She still loves me. M: Wow. That’s one persistant little firefly you’ve got there. J: I don’t know what to do about her. She’s such a sweet girl. I don’t want to hurt her feelings. M: Hmm..... Didn’t one of your friends have a problem like this? J: *lightbulb* You’re right. (grabs cell phone) “Please state name.” J: DJ!

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Wednesday, November 17, 2004

Worlds Apart J: (watching TV) M and A: (appear in the doorway) J: Hey girls! M and A: (sit down on either side of him) J: Uh-oh. This is bad. M: Justin-san? J: Hmm? M: We’ve been wondering. J: Yeeeah? M: ....... What’s your world like? J: (looks back and forth between the two) What? M: Well,.... now that we know you’re a Rifter, that means you come from another dimention, right? J: ....... Yeah. M: What’s it like? J: Hmm.......... *sigh* I guess I should’ve known that I’d get this question sooner or later. *deep breath* Well,... geographically, it’s actually pretty similar to here. Our technology isn’t nearly as advanced and we haven’t made contact with alien life yet, but..... A: ........ M: ........ J: Things certainly aren’t as..... exciting as they are here. No giant robots, no evil demons,.... well, one’s you can see. No super-powered heros,... A: Sounds pretty boring. J: *laughs* Yeah, sometimes it is! M: So is that why you choose to stay here? Cause everything’s more exciting? J: (looks at Aisha) I guess that’s one of the reasons. A: (blush) J: (kisses Aisha’s cheek) Later that day... (Justin’s room) J: (reading Nintendo Power) Use charge beam. Stay in the lower left corner. Got it! “KNOCK KNOCK!” J: Hai! A: (walks in, closes the door) J: Wussup? A: (looks down, wrings her hands) J: Aisha, what’s wrong? A: Uh... nothing. It’s just that I was thinking.... J: What? A: Could you.... take me with you? J: Where? A: To your world? J: W..... why? A: I just want to see what it’s like. J: There’s really not that much to see. Trust me. A: I’d still like to see it. J: *sigh* A: What? J: Aisha... the problem is.... I’m not even sure if I can. A: Nya? J: I’ve never tried transporting another being. A: Well, try it on me. J: You sure? We could come out on the other side with our brains swapped or something. A: (takes his hand) I trust you. J: ........ (nods) *deep breath* OK. Here we go. A: (holds his hand tightly) J: (closes his eyes) A tiny point of light starts to shine from Justin’s forehead. It grows and grows until it completely engulfs him. Then, in a blinding flash, he vanishes. A: *blink blink* (looks around, still in Justin’s room) ......... Justin?.......... *sigh* (a tiny light appears in the middle of the room) A: Nya? “FLASH!” A: Ahh! (shields her eyes) J: (reappears) A: 0_0 J: (opens his eyes) I’m sorry, Aisha. I’m just not strong enough. (sits on the bed) A: (sits beside him) J: You wouldn’t have liked it, anyway. A: Nya? J: (quietly)....... Everything’s..... cold.... over there. Not like here. Everything’s warm and happy. Where I’m from...... people like me...... they... A: ........ J: You just get the feeling like you can be somebody here. A: ...... So is that why you live here? J: (nods) A: Hmm..... (puts her arm around him) I’ve told you before, Justin. You are not a nobody. J: Here. A: Why should that make a difference? J: Wha..... um......? A: Think about that. (kisses his cheek, leaves) J: ....... (smiles)

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Monday, November 15, 2004

   Squirrel-Busters

inspired by a true story 3:50 am (Justin’s room) A: Zzzzz... J: Zzzzz... O: Zzzzz... M: (nudges Justin) Justin-san? J: (wakes up) Umm..... huh? M: There’s something in my room. J: Huh? A: (wakes up) What’s going on? J: Makoto says there’s something in her room. M: (pulls his arm) Come on. Come quick. J: A’right. Quit pulling. Just let me get a shirt on. (Makoto’s room) All: (standing in the doorway) M: I saw something run past the wall. Over there. J: Aisha, can you get a fix? A: I could if you’d stop talking. J: Sorry. A: (ears twitch for a second, points at the far right corner of the room) J: (points his flashlight at the corner) Oh, it’s just a squirrel. A: Aww. How cute! M: (shudders) Uhuhuh. J: I know how to handle this. 5 minutes later... J: (holding a broom) OK, Makoto. You go open the window and Aisha and I will herd it out. M: But the window’s on the same side as the squirrel! A: (holding a rake) So we’ll just drive it over to the other side until you open it. M: *deep breath* OK. J: Alright, here we go. (walks in, slowly approaches the squirrel) Don’t worry, little guy. We’re not going to hurt you. (waves the broom in front of it) S: (runs to the left and jumps onto Makoto’s futon) M: Ich! It’s on my bed! Get him off! Get him off! J: Makoto, calm down. Open the window. M: (timidly looks back and forth between the squirrel and the window) J: (flustered) Makoto, just do it. M: Nnnn.... get him further away. J: *groan* (waves the broom) S: (jumps over the broom and back towards the window) M: (steps back) EEEK!! J: Makoto, chill. Aisha, use the rake. It’s wider anyway. A: (gets beside Justin and starts to herd the squirrel) J: Hold it a little lower. A: I know what I’m doing. J: Aisha, hold it lower or he’s gonna.... S: (runs under the narrow end of the rake) J: Told you! A: I had it under controll! S: (starts running towards Makoto) M: AAAAH!! (jumps out of the way and hits Justin and Aisha) A: Aah! J: Whoa! All: (fall on the bed) O: *giggles* S: (now in the top right corner of the room) M: (scrambles over Justin and Aisha to get to the back left corner) A: (looks down) Justin, are you OK? J: (face between Aisha’s breasts) Fan-frikin-tastic. A: (pinches his arm) J: OW! What?! O: *laughs* J: Laugh it up, fuzzball. *lightbulb* Hey. Wait a tick. Ozz, form a psychic bubble around the squirrel. O: (salutes, forms a bubble) S: (jumps out of the way) O: 0.0 ! (forms a bubble) S: (jumps out of the way) O: Grr. (forms a bubble again) S: (jumps out of the way again) O: Grrrrrr! J: Dang. That sucker’s quick. 5 minutes later... J: NOW! A: (puts a trash can over the squirrel) Got’em! J: OK. Now reach under and grab it. A: I can’t. I gotta keep this thing down. You grab it. J: No way! I’m not touching that thing. Makoto? M: Uh... J: Right, stupid question. Ozz? O: (shakes his head) J: Why not? O: Zoo zooo. J: Ozz, you’re not going to get a disease. O: Zoo zoo zooo? J: Me? That thing could bite. A: Um... guys? J: ............. *sigh* OK. (inches his hand towards the bottom of the can) A: (slowly tilts the can up) S: (rushes out) J: AAH!! M: EEK!! (jumps on the bed) S: (runs into Makoto’s wardrobe) J: *sigh* I’ll flush’em out. (sticks the broom inside) S: (jumps out, scampers over Justin’s foot) J: (jumps back, in high pitched voice) AAH!! IT TOUCHED MY FOOT!! AAH!! EWW EWW!! IT TOUCHED MY FOOT!! A: My hero. -_-\/ (outside Makoto’s room) J: OK, people. Apparently we need a new strategy. M: Why don’t you just kill it? A: Kill it?! Why? It hasn’t done anything wrong. M: Isn’t breaking and entering a crime over here? J: Aisha’s right. That little bast... I mean fella’s just scared. M: Why doesn’t Ozz just use his TK to open the window? J: ...........That’s actually not a bad idea. A: Why didn’t you think of it? J: I’m not used to using a psychic to eradicate squirrels. (inside) O: (opens the window) A: (lays the rake against the window) J: (herds the squirrel towards the rake) S: (climbs up the rake and out the window) J and A: Yatta! M: *sigh* Yokata! (falls back on the bed) J: (closes window) Well, that’s that. *yawn* Let’s get back to bed. M: Arigato Justin-san. J: Eh, zen zen. J and A: (walking back) A: *giggle* J: What? A: I don’t think I’ve ever seen you that scared before. J: That outburst does not leave this house. Readers: Too late!

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Sunday, November 14, 2004

Sorry I'm not posting as much latley. I'm busy writing the next series of webisodes (and a few other goodies). If you thought the "Demon Series" was good, you ain't seen nuthin' yet! Until then, flip through the archives and read some re-runs. That's what I do when I'm bored.

Just as X-Box fans had Halo 2 last week, so does the GameCube croud have a highly anticipated arrival this week. Gearing up in expectation for the release of "Metroid Prime 2: Echoes", this week's remix comes from the original "Metroid" and is entitled "Samus Strut." Enjoy kiddies, and have a great week! Ja ne! L8R!

Hmm. Master Chief VS Samus Aran. Now there's a fight I'd like to see.

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Thursday, November 11, 2004

It's been a long time since I've done one of these.

Very Long Survery. It's dumb, do take it anyway.
Created by spunkypunker and taken 234 times on bzoink!
what's your name?	Justin
how old are you?	21
how tall are you?	6'4"
what color is your hair?	dirty blonde
what color do you want your hair?	I'm fine with what I've got
what color are your eyes?	hazel
what color do you want your eyes?	blue, chicks dig blue eyes
what color eyes do you like best?	brown
how much do you weigh?	240
when's your birthday?	December 22, 1982
what do you like to wear around the house?	jeans and t-shirt
what do you like to wear to school?	same
do you like dressing up in almost nothing?	yeah
got a boy/girlfriend?	not at the moment
what's his/her name?	I said not at the moment
got a crush?	yes
who?	Mai
got any pets?	yes
what kind?	1 dog; Wallace. He's a cairn terrier (a Toto).
got parents?	of course
what are their names?	Beverly and Lennart
brothers...sister?	yes, 1 sister
their names..?	Sabrina
if you could name yourself, what would you name yourself?	Josai Wahlne
why that name?	My friends gave me that name.
if you were another sex, what would you want you name to be?	Mina Ana Mae
why that name?	......I'm not telling you!
Favorite
favorite animal:	wolf
favorite color	blue
favorite food(s):	pizza
favorite smell:	new car
favorite touch:	my lady's soft skin
favorite person you know:	my best friend John
favorite famous person:	Tom Hanks
favorite song:	"I'm Still Here" by Johnny Rzeznik
favorite band:	at the moment "Linkin Park"
favorite sound:	music
favorite thing:	I'm gonna go with Brosenka's answer. Love.
favorite cell phone:	well, mine's an LG
favorite chapstick/lip gloss:	er?
favorite eye color:	didn't I already answer this?
favorite name:	Mai
favorite drink:	rootbeer
Random
do you have a penis or vagina?	penis
do you wear spikey collars?	no thank you
do you like to fight physically or verbaly?	physically if necesary
did you ever have a crush on a teacher?	nope
did you ever have a crush on your older brother/sister's friend(s)?	no
what about younger brother/sister's friend(s)?	no
are you gay?	nope
straight?	yes ma'am
or do you like BOTH SEXES?	no, I'm not bi
do you think i'm insane?	you: possibly. me: definitely!
who's your best friend?	John
how old is your best friend?	21
do you like Tool?	who?
have you even heard of Tool?	nope
do you like rap?	not really
do you want rap to die out like disco?	disco’s not dead! It came back in the form of techno/trance.
do you like disco?	yeah
if yes...shame on you!
what's your screen name?	Artukei, Prince Josai, Nocturne, Houston Kelly, Aiden Greymane, Ghost of Church, Pvt. Kicker, I can keep going if you want
what's your favorite word?	bishoujo
is your principal a guy or a chick?	no principal right now
their name is..:	''
do you like them?	''
have you ever gotten suspended?	yes
what for?	fighting, flipping someone off
how long (each one)?	one day for fighting, the rest of the afternoon for flipping the bird
do you like Sammy Hager?	not really
Do you like Van Halen?	nah
Roth or Hagar?	neither
Van Halen is bad with Hagar. he can't sing.
Foghat?	huh?
you heard of Foghat?	nope
do you have REAL friends in other towns (not online)?	yes
other states?	yes
other countries?	yeah
are you an alien?	no
are you an immegrant?	no
are you from another country?	I said no
is your mum or daddy from another country?	yes; my dad
what country?	Sweden
ever been to england?	yes; loved it
do you live there?	no
do you know my name?	no
what rhymes with colly?	dolly, molly, jolly, folly, melancholy
when you read 'Kittie' what do you think of?	Aisha
when you read 'Bon Scott' what do you think of?	er... um... butterscotch?
broken any bones?	nope
ever had surgery?	no
why did you need surgery?	I said I didn't have surgery!
got any physical medical problems?	no
any emotional problems?	probably
bad health problems in general?	no
do you do (illegal) drugs?	never
what do you do?	I don't do drugs!
do you take medication?	no
ever tried to overdose?	I don't take medication!
more than once?	Is this thing on?
why did you do it more than once?	God! Are you even listening!?
ever been into rehab?	NO! CAN YOU HEAR THAT!?!
Pick One.
cut or burn:	cut
eat or drink	eat
noisy or quiet:	quiet
rock or country:	ROCK
black or yellow:	black
paper or platic:	paper
computer or phone:	comp
dial - up or DSL/broadband:	DSL
horror movies or porn:	neither. Both are poorly concieved.
books or magazines:	mags
picture taking camera or video camera:	video cam
Kazaa or Limewire:	Kazaa
Morpheus or Kiwi:	you lost me
fruit or veggies:	fruit
this or that:	this
history or english:	engrish... er, english
jail time or probation:	probation
numbers or letters:	letters
left or right:	right
pens or pencils:	pencils
girls or boys:	girls
blue or brown:	blue... wait! Eyes or just colors in general? Brown for eyes. Blue for colors.
eyes or nose:	eyes
fingers or toes:	fingers
AC/DC or Metallica:	Metallica! All hail the Mighty Hetfield of Earth! LOL!
Van Halen or Pink Floyd:	Pink Floyd
Nine Inch Nails or Insane Clown Posse:	neither
fitty cent or biggie:	neither
rap is gay anyway
clothes or no clothes:	no clothes (hehe)
pizza or calzones:	pizza
van or truck:	van
dodge or ford:	ford
chevy or toyota:	toyota
gay or bi:	bi
brother or sister:	brother
dead or alive:	alive
MSN or AIM:	AIM
Tool or A Perfect Circle:	and you lost me
dollars or pounds:	dollars (You're a Brit, aren't you?)
celcius or farenheight:	farenheight... 9/11 (heehee)
kilometers or miles:	miles. no offense, but metric sucks
god or satan:	god
heaven or hell:	heaven
south park or crank yankers:	SOUTH PARK!
the simpons or family guy:	Family Guy
intercourse or oral:	intercourse
top or bottom:	bottom
quick or slow:	slowly baby
up or down:	up
in or out:	in
hot or cold:	hot
windows media player or winamp:	Windows Media
water or fire:	both
blood or no blood:	blood
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Wednesday, November 10, 2004

(DJ’s house) “DING DONG!” K: I’ll get it! (opens the door) J: Hey Kiyone. K: Justin! What a suprise. J: Is Washu here? K: Of course. She’s in the living room playing truth or dare. J: Aww, and I wasn’t invited? Anyway, I need to talk to her. K: Sure, come on in. (living room) DJ: OK, who’s next? J: Wussup, Deej? DJ: Hey Justin! Come to join the party? J: Not exactly. I need to borrow your wife. DJ: What? W: It’s OK, DJ. I called Justin earlier. DJ: And why wasn’t I told about this? J: Don’t worry Deej. I not gonna try and steal her. W: Aww, that’s no fun. (hugs Justin’s arm) DJ: Alright. But behave, you two. (Washu’s lab) W: Tell me again what happened. J: *deep breath* I basically had a mental break down. After I had.... the incident with Aisha, I went outside to clear my head. After about twenty minutes, I.... I completely lost it. I colapsed on the sidewalk and just started crying. It seemed like I cried for hours. And then I started shouting.... at God. I must have looked like some drunk left in the gutter. And I was, except I was drunk with confussion, sadness, and rage. I prayed alloud for God to help me. Help me sort out these emotions. I had no idea what to do or how I should handle these feelings. As I continued to pour out my heart to the midnight sky, the shouts slowly became directed towards me. I started fighting with myself. I ran into the woods as I ranted and chided myself. I hated what I did. I hated what I had become. I just wanted it all to leave. Then I lost consciousness. W: And the demon took over? J: I assume so. I have absolutely no memory of the transformation on both accounts. I think that’s why Ozz said he thought he had lost me. When I transfomed, that one side of my mind took over and Ozz couldn’t sense me anymore. It was as if I had dissappeared. W: Hmm. Apparently these transformations are triggered my severe emotional duress. J: Yeah. Like the Hulk combined with Jekyl and Hyde. But these transformations still don’t make sense. I mean, I’m human! When I get stressed out, the worst thing that can happen is me breaking a window. W: Hmm. This may require more data. (starts circling Justin) Well, physically, you appear perfectly normal, Justin. J: How can you tell? You’ve been staring at me in my shorts for the past hour. W: I’m just waiting for the blood test results. J: Well, get a game-boy or read a book or something. “BEEP BEEP!” W: (looks at her computer) Just as I thought. The blood on your shirt and from King James is yours. J: Duh, it’s my blood, Washu. The demon and I are one and the same. W: But where did it come from? There’s not a mark on you, and from what you told me, the demon sounds invulnerable. What’s even more puzzling is that only the handle of King James is blood-stained, but the blade is clean. J: Hmm.... I wonder... W: Are you sure there isn’t something you’re not telling me? J: I’ve told you everything I know. Now, if you’ve satisfied your scientific curiosity, can you let me go? W: Just one more test. (puts on rubber glove) J: 0_0 ! Washu, for the love of God! W: *laughs* I’m just kidding. (pushes a button and releases Justin) J: (grabs his clothes) Thanks. W: Justin, before you go, I want to ask you one more thing. J: Huh? Nani? W: Are you and Aisha thinking about.... children? J: Huh? Wha... EWW!! WASHU!! W: Just curious. J: You know, that’s really none of your business! W: Sorry. It’s just the possibilities of a Ctarl-Human hybrid are very intriguing. J: (sarcastically) Well, if it happens, which most likely it won’t, I’ll be sure and let you know how it goes. Then you can record it in your journal or big book of science or... whatever. W: Aww. You’re so sweet. ^_^ J: Yeah, thanks. W: So, when it happens.... can I video tape it? J: WHAT!?! W: You know. For scientific purposes..... and I can put it on the internet. J: I’M LEAVING NOW!

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Tuesday, November 9, 2004

A: Mmmmm..... oohhhh..... oh yeeeaaaahhhh..... oh little lower, little lower..... mm hm, that feels gooooood. Mmm. You give a great shoulder massage, baby. J: Thanks. It’s a gift. A great voice isn’t the only skill five years in choir can give you. A: Nya? J: During rehersals, we’d massage eachother’s shoulders. It helped us to loosen up before performances. (Seriously, I can give one hell of a massage.) A: Mmmm. Meow! J: Score! I got my girlfriend to say “meow”! “DING DONG!” J: I got it! A: Awww. J: I’ll be right back. (main hall) J: (opens front door) Konnichi...wa. (but there’s no-one there) J: Huh? (looks around, shrugs) Eh. (closes door, starts to walk back) “DING DONG!” J: What the Heiphon? (opens door) (nobody’s there) J: (steps outside, looks around) Am I getting that old? Stupid kids, I... BWAAAH! ???: (pulls him down and into the bushes) J: What the frak a... Yuki-chan? Y: Hi Artukei. J: What are you doing here? Y: ........ J: Yuki? Y: Artukei... I... J: What? Y: The other night... I thought you had died, and I... J: ........ Y: I realized... how I truly feel about you. J: Wha? Y: I..... I love you... Artukei. J: What?! Yuki, you barely know me. We haven’t even dated. Y: I know you’re kind and considerate and that you’d sacrifice everything for your friends. That’s enough for me. J: Yuki, I’m very flattered, but... you know I already have a relationship with Aisha. Y: I don’t care. I still love you. J: Yuki, I... Y: (kisses Justin) J: Mffm?! Y: Mmm. J: Mm? Mmm. Y: Mmm. Ahh. J: ........ Y: ......Good-bye. (runs off) J: ........ Well boy, you might as well say it. What the Heiphon just happened? (gets up, walks back inside) A: (in the other room) Justin! J: Yeah! A: Who was it? J: Nobody. Some brats are playing “ding-dong ditch” with us. A: Oh. Well, come back here! You said you’d do my feet next. J: Yes, ma’am!

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Monday, November 8, 2004

J: YAAAAWN! (peeks into Makoto’s room) *sigh* Aisha’s futon is still in her room. Guess I can’t blame her. Who’d want to be in the same room as me, let alone anywhere near me if they knew what I could become. (walks to his room) Huh? Aisha? A: (in Justin’s bed, reading manga) What? J: Um... uh... what are... uh... A: Nya? J: Uh... what are you still doing here? Whoa. Deja-frikin-vu. A: I live here. J: I thought you’d leave. A: I said I forgave you. J: But...... you mean you’re still comfortable.... being around me..... after knowing what I can do? A: Why are you so surprised? You know what I can do and you’re perfectly comfortable around me. J: Well, you haven’t tried to kill me yet. A: But if I did, and told you from the bottom of my heart that I was eternally sorry, then got on my knees and begged you, would you forgive me? J: Of course. A: Why? J: Because I know you’d never mean to do anything like that. A: Why else? J: ......Because I love you. A: Well, it’s the same with me. J: (smiles) A: To tell the truth, I was a bit reluctant about coming back. Are you sure that the demon’s gone? J: ......Aisha... the demon can never really big gone. It’s a part of me and always will be. So to answer your question, no. But I don’t think it’ll be coming back for a long time... thanks to you. (sits on the bed) A: Makoto said you once talked of yourself being like more than one person: a hero and a villian, a romantic and a letch. I never thought you were being literal. J: Thanks for giving me a second chance, Aisha. (moves in to kiss her) A: (stops him) J: (puts his hands up) Hey, it’s me. A: How can I be sure? Is this the letch or the romantic? J: It’s the romantic. I swear. A: What’s the difference? J: It’s just like pirates and outlaws. The difference is what motivates them. Letches are motivated purely by sexual pleasure, not love. A romantic knows love; pure, selfless, unconditional love. They want more than just a body, they want companionship. A: Aww. J: (kisses Aisha, starts scratching behind her ears) A: *purr purr purr*

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Sunday, November 7, 2004

Artukei's Reality Check
OK. I've got a lot I want to say, so bear with me.

I'm so glad everyone liked my latest webisodes. I really think I outdid myself with them. I had originally intended it to be shorter; just two or three posts long. But I just kept writing and writing and I ended up having to chop them up into SIX. For those of you who wanna know what I'm cooking up next.... let's just say we've only scratched the surface of the legacy of Artukei.


Right, back to business. I know why most of you are here. To hear the new Remix of the Week! That and you're my friends. This week, Artukei's taking you back to the old school cause he's an old fool who's so cool. It's a remix of a classic theme from..... well, just listen and you'll know what it's from.


I saw "Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex" premiere on Adult Swim last night, and I'm lucky I didn't wet myself. Only one episode into it and I'm already addicted! All of the original main characters from the movie have returned: Batou, Aramaki, Togusa, Ishikawa, and of course Major Kusanagi. Forget watching the TV edit first, I'm probably going to go ahead and buy the DVD box set, which is something I normally don't do with a show I haven't seen. But this is GHOST IN THE SHELL!!


One more thing. I didn't want to mention this earlier, because I was trying to maintain atmosphere; what with the "demon series" and all. But, last weekend.......

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Artukei.....
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made it to the....
TOP FIVE-HUNDRED, BABY!!!
AND CLIMBING!!

As I write this post, I am currently rank no. 469! I would just like to take this moment to thank everyone who's ever been to my site. Especially my loyal friends who keep coming back, you know who you are. Thank you for making this little piece of cyber-space so popular and keeping me writing. So, if you don't mind, for the rest of the day, Ozz and I will be up at the Country Club and Spa breaking in our new VIP memberships. (starts singing) "If you're blue and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits." *points at readers* .............. That's right! Have a great week everybody! Ja ne! L8R!

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