Sunday, August 1, 2004

But enough about me, let's talk about me.
I think it's time I found out what you guys REALLY think about me. Actually, I found this on Kisho's site, who found this on VileFantom's site, who found this on.....I don't know. Please answer these as best you can. Arigato! L8R!

1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
2. Am I lovable?
3. How long have you known me?
4. What was your first impression?
5. Do you still think that way about me now?
6. What do you think my weakness is?
7. Do you think I'll get married? If so, to whom and when?
8. What makes me happy?
9. What makes me sad?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
14. Do you think I could kill someone?
15. Describe me in one word.
16. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?
17. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?
18. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?

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Friday, July 30, 2004

   French Taunting
(curtain opens to reveal a castle wall, Makoto “rides” up wearing a crown, Ozz is beside her clapping coconuts)
M: (with British accent) Hello!
(no reply)
M: HELLO!
A: (appears at top of wall, speaks with French accent) Allo! Who is it?
M: It is Arthur: King of the Britains. Who’s castle might I ask is this?
A: This is the castle of my master. Guy di Loimbard.
M: Go and tell you master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the holy grail.
A: Well, I’ll ask him, but I don’t think he’ll be very keen. Uh...he’s already got one. You see?
M: What?
O: Zoo zoo zzzoooo. (He says they’ve already got one.)
M: Are you sure he’s got one?
A: Oh, yes. It’s very nice. (to side) I told him we’ve already got one. (snickers)
M: Well, can we come up and see it?
A: Of course not! You are English types!
M: Well what are you then?
A: I’m French! Why do you think I speak with this outrageous accent, you silly king?
M: What are you doing in England?
A: Mind your own business!
M: If you will not show us the grail, we will take your castle by force.
A: You don’t frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King! You and all you silly English knnnnnnnnnnniggits! (blows raspberry)
O: Zoo zooo. (What a strange person.)
M: Now look here, my good man.
A: I don’t wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
M: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?
A: No! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

(applause)
A: Thank you! Thank you!
M: Thank you so much!
A: (catches single rose) Ah-ha. Thank you!
M: (catches bouquet of roses) Oh! Thank you very much!
A: What the...?
O: (catches something) WHEEE! (a pair of panties)
A: AHH!! That’s just not right.

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Thursday, July 29, 2004

All: (sitting on the sidewalk)
M: ..........
A: C’mon c’mon.
O: 0_0 ..........
A: Huh? Here comes one!
M: Please please pleeeeeeease!
A: C’mon, baby, c’mon!
(blue car goes by)
M: Damn it!
A: Blue. Ozz wins.
O: WHEEEE!
M: (sigh) What’s the score?
A: Three red, two blue, and five white. I’m winning.
O: ..........
M: ..........
A: ..........
M: Do we have to play to 20? I’m getting hot. Can’t we just say next one wins?
A: OK............Oh, OH, here it comes!
M: C’mon red!
A: C’mon.
(black car goes by)
A: Frak it all!
M: SU!!!
A: LANGUAGE!!


In case you haven’t figured it out by now, WE’RE BORED. How are your lives going?

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Tuesday, July 27, 2004

Hi! I'm Reality. Remember me?
Been a long time since I posted something about my actual life. I haven't made a new WLPR in a while. I think I might be running out of ideas. (oh-no) But I'm getting back in the swing and submitted two more. One is original, the other is crossover. That's all I'm gonna say. Hope the mods like'em. But it really seems like I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel, here. Can you guys give me any ideas or suggestions? What character(s) would you like to see me make a WLPR for?

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Monday, July 26, 2004

If We Are the Body
I love this song. They don't play it enough on the radio!

It's crowded in worship today
As she slips in trying to fade into the faces
The girls teasing laughter is carrying farther than they know
Farther than they know

CHORUS:
But if we are the body
Why aren't His arms reaching?
Why aren't His hands healing?
Why aren't His words teaching?
And if we are the body
Why aren't His feet going?
Why is His love not showing them there is a way?
There is a way

A traveler is far away from home
He sheds his coat and quietly sinks into the back row
The weight of their judgmental glances
Tells him that his chances are better out on the road

CHORUS

Jesus paid much too high a price
For us to pick and choose who should come
And we are the body of Christ

But if we are the body
Why aren't His arms reaching?
Why aren't His hands healing?
Why aren't His words teaching?
And if we are the body
Why aren't His feet going?
Why is His love not showing them there is a way?
Jesus is the way

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Have a good week, everybody!
Ja ne! L8R!

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Saturday, July 24, 2004

   MERRY CHRISTMAS IN JULY!!
M: (yawns) What the? What’s this palm tree doing here?
A: (wearing a santa hat) Merry Christmas, Makoto-san!
M: Christmas? IT’S JULY!!
A: Yeah. Haven’t you ever heard of Christmas in July?
M: What!? You’re crazy.
A: Tell me something I don’t know. Hurry up! We’re about to open presents.
M: Of all the lame-ass.....did you say “presents”?
A: This one’s for you, buddy.
O: WHEEEE!! ^_^ (opens it, it’s a Gameboy) WHEEHEE!!
A: Knew you’d like it. Let’s see what you got me. (opens it) The Indiana Jones Trilogy on DVD! Ozz, you rock!
O: ^_^
M: Huh? Wait a second here.
A: Here’s yours, Makoto-san.
M: What? Uh...um...wow. Thanks, Justin-san. (opens it) A CD player! But, I already have one......just like this too. Wait a minute. This IS mine!
A: Of course. That’s what you do. You take one of your friends favorite things, you gift-wrap it, and then give it back to them.
M: -_- .............That is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard of.
A: (in Big Gay Al voice) Aww. Sounds like some-one’s got a humbug up their butt.
M: Whatever. I’m gonna get some breakfast. (walks out)
A: ..........
O: ..........
A: Let’s put the lights on the palm tree.
O: ^_^

15 minutes later:

A: Seven swans a swimming, Six geese a laying.......FIVE GOLD RINGS!!!
M: (in the other room) Keep it down, ya screwballs!
A: SCROOGE!! Take it, Ozz!
O: Zoo zoo zoo zoo zooooo...
A: Three french hens...
M: Zoo zoo zoo zoo zoooooooo...
A: And a partridge in a pear tree!! (turns around and sees Makoto-san) Well, look who decided to join the party.
M: Has that loose screw finally slipped out?
A: What? What are you talking about?
M: THIS! You’re decorating a palm tree, having some kind of screwed up gift exchange, and singing Christmas carols in the middle of July! Why?
A: Well, there are some people like Ozz and myself that think that the special feeling you get at Christmas time should be felt whenever possible: the feeling of not having a care in the world, selflessly thinking of others, and just simply being with the ones you love.
M: OH! I....guess I never thought about it like that. S-sorry if I was.....a little rude earlier. That whole business with the presents. -_-\/ I mean, after all, it’s the thought that counts, right?
A: There you go. Now, if you would, give me a hand with the garland.

Merry Christmas in July, everybody!!

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Friday, July 23, 2004

   The Online Actors-Otakus Guild presents: Artukei and Co.
(curtain opens on a stone bridge; Ozz flies in from the left and across the bridge wearing a green cape and wig of brown curly hair; Artukei follows but stops in the middle of the bridge wearing a blue-grey robe, pointed hat, a fake beard, and carrying a sword and staff; Makoto enters from stage left wearing horns, flames painted on her face, and carrying a sword and a whip)
A: You cannot pass!
O: EEEEEE!! (Gandalf!)
M: Grrrrrr!!!
A: I am a servant of the sacred fire; wielder of the Flame of Arnor! The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun!
M: (swings sword down)
A: (blocks sword)
M: (sword “shatters”) ROOOOOAAAAAR!!!!
A: Go back to the shadow!
M: (cracks whip)
A: (raises sword and staff) YOU SHALL NOT PASS!! (strikes staff on the bridge)
M: (snort)
(left side of the bridge collapses, Makoto falls onto a mat two feet below)
M: Ahhhhh!!
A: (starts to walk away)
M: Raar!! (reaches up, grabs Artukei’s leg, and pulls him down)
O: EEEEEE!! (Gandalf!)
A: (clinging to the end of the bridge) Fly you fools. (lets go, falls on mat)
O: EEEEEEEEE!!!! (NOOOOOOO!!!!)

Which of YOUR favorite movie scenes would you like to see re-enacted by Artukei and Co.? Let us know! Cast number is NOT a problem! Ja ne! L8R!
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Wednesday, July 21, 2004

   The Greatest Mind in the Universe?
Hey there everypeoples! Welcome to the show! No word yet if Aisha’s gonna come, but we’re working on it. Very difficult to get in touch with someone who’s constantly traveling the galaxy. Our guest today has been called the greatest scientific genius in the universe. Some of her past accomplishments have been creating parallel universes, solving the mystery of the space-time continuum, and curing the common cold. And even though she’s over 20,000 years old, she doesn’t look a day over 12. Ladies and gentlemen please welcome the great Miss Washu Hakubi!

W: Greetings Universe!
A: Washu-chan, thank you so much for coming. (shakes hand)
W: Sure. Anything for an old friend.
A: Let’s get things started.
W: (blushes) Ooh, I didn’t know it was THAT kind of show.
A: Huh? No, I meant the questions. (Typical Washu) So, how’ve you been?
W: Just great. Right now I’m working on portable wormholes.
A: Sweet. I gotta get me one of those. You’ll hook me up, right?
W: Maybe.
A: Well how’s Masaki doing? Is he still working on his paintings?
W: Yes, actually. He’ll been earning his degree in two years.
A: Wow, has it been that long, already? I should come back for a visit.
W: Yes. I’m sure the others would love it. Plus, I miss having you as a test dummy for my inventions.
A: That reminds me, I think the cloud cutter needs some engine work done. (That, and I still have nightmares about her in a nurse’s uniform. Angel of mercy, my hide!) So, back to these wormholes. How much would it cost to have you install one of those in my closet?
W: Well, are you sure even you need it? I mean, you’re already able to....
A: Whoa, Washu! That book hasn’t been published yet, if you know what I mean. (whispers) Ix-nay on the owers-pay. OK, then how much to see you in a bunny suit?
W: Nothing. It’s all over the web.
A: Good. That was a trick question. But can we see it anyway? (gets hit with a book) OWW!!
W: Wasn’t me!
A: Ozz, status report!
O: ..........
A: What!? That little...Excuse me for just a second, Washu-chan. (runs off-stage)
W: ..........
O: ..........
W: So, Ozz, how ya been?
O: (gives thumbs up)
W: That’s good. That Makoto’s real trouble for him, isn’t she?
O: (nods)
W: Well some girls are like that. Take my Ryoko for example. It’s probably just her way of.....
A: (runs back on) Sorry about that. Just had to take care of a little “technical difficulty.” (sits down) Washu-chan, there’s something that I’ve always wondered about you.
W: Really? (bats her eyes) ^_^
A: Not like that. I know you “claim” you know everything, but...
W: “Claim?” I DO KNOW EVERYTHING!!
A: Washu-chan, please sit down.
W: Sorry. ^_^\/
A: But that can’t be true, no offense.
W: Oh, really?
A: Yeah, I mean you’d have to know everything about everyONE at anyTIME. I know you’re a genius, but you’re not psychic.
W: (stares at Artukei)
A: (nervous laugh)
W: ..........
A: W-what?
W: ..........
A: WHAT!?
W: (quietly) Four-day old pizza.
A: Huh?
W: It’s what you had for breakfast, isn’t it?
A: W-wha....yeah. How did you....OK, now you’re scaring me.
W: (laughs)
A: (breathes into hand) Oh, haha. Very funny.
O: ..........
A: Uh-oh. Washu, I think Ozz is giving me the “wrap it up” sign.
W: Well, it was good to see you again, Justin.
A: Same here, Washu-chan. I’ll make plans for a visit, OK.
W: I’ll be sure and tell the gang, then.
A: Arigato. Miss Washu Hakubi, everybody!



How are you guys liking these interviews? Give me your feedback or suggestions for future guests. I’m always open. Ja ne! L8R!

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Monday, July 19, 2004

Consume Me
This is one of my all-time favorite CCM songs.

Lovely traces
I can sense You in everything
The way that You move me
Takes me far away
I seek no escape
I am dreaming through Your eyes
I am wandering through Your mind
I'm overtaken
By the way that You've delivered me
(I'm transcended)
There's no place I'd rather be
(Than here in heaven)
Without You I'm incomplete
It's hopeless

CHORUS:
You consume me, You consume me
Like a burning flame
Running through my veins
You consume me, moving through me
Anytime, anyplace
You invade my space
You consume me, You consume me

Wholly devoted
I immerse myself in You
Baptize me in Your love
'Cause drowning in the thought of You
(Floods my soul)
I'm taken by the things You do
(God You know)
It doesn't matter what I lose
I'm Yours

(CHORUS)

I am in Your hands
Under Your commands
Like a puppet on a string
I am willing to
Put my faith in You
So before the world I sing...
You consume me

(CHORUS)

There's no other way I can fly
It's you and I, you and I
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D C talk ROCKS! Hope you all have a great week! Ja ne! L8R!

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Sunday, July 18, 2004

   KARAOKE PARTY!!!
These are the highlighst of last night's party. It's kind of long, but it’s fun. Enjoy.
WARNING: Contains alcohol.

Saturday, 8:00 pm
A: S-A-Teeyuar-Deeyaewhy--NIGHT! S-A-Teeyuar-Deeyaewhy--NIGHT!
M: Woo hoo! Party time! Hey, Justin-san, you want some sake?
A: Oh, no thanks. I don’t drink. I’m fine with what I’ve got. (chugs a root-beer) Ah! That’s the good stuff. (burp)
M: Pansey.
A: Shut up! [Besides, I’ll have the last laugh anyway. The way she’s drinking, by the end of tonight she’ll be singing karaoke in nothing but her panties.] Heehee.
M: Did you say something?
A: Huh? No, nothing.

9: 00 pm
M: Woo yeah! This is the good stuff! “I’m slim shady, yes I’m the real shady”
A: [Great. It’s only been an hour and she’s already hammered.] Makoto-san, I think you should go into the other room. I don’t want you setting a bad example for our readers.
M: No, it’s OK. I’m cool.
A: You sure?
M: Hai.
A: Alright. Anyway, it’s my turn! “Somebody once told me the world is gonna rule me. I aint the sharpest tool in the shed.”

9:30 pm
M: “Lifestyles of the rich and the famous. They’re always complaining, always complaining.”

10:05 pm
A: “It’s been one week since you looked at me. Threw your arms in the air and said you’re crazy. Five days since you tackled me.”

10:30 pm
M: “Say it aint so. I will not go. Turn the lights off. Carry me home.”

10:50
A: “I’ve become so numb I can’t feel you there. I’ve become so tired, so much more aware.”

11:20 pm
M: “And you know I’d walk a thousand miles if I could just see you.”

11:45 pm
Everyone: “G-R-Double E-N-Leaves!”
A: “It’s so easy”
M: “Happy-go-lucky”

12:15 am
A: “...singing this’ll be the day that I die” Woo! I don’t think I can go on anymore. Man, I’m parched.
M: Woo woo! Take it off!
A: [Oh, man. She’s wasted.] OK, Makoto, I think you’ve had enough.
M: DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! (collapses on couch) Mffl mff mfflm.
A: Haha. I think it’s time for you to go to bed. Ozz, could you....OZZ?
O: (flying around drunkenly)
A: Makoto, did give Ozz sake?
M: Officer, I swear I didn’t do it.
A: (puts hand to face) Oh, for the love of...
O: CLUNK!
A: OZZ! You OK, buddy? OK, that’s it! I’m calling it a night! It’s all fun and games until the Zilder looses consciousness.
M: (crying) WAAAAHAAHAA!!!!
A: Aw, man. Makoto-san, I didn’t mean to be...........mean, but...
M: (hugs Artukei) Oh, Justin-sama, (sniff) why do you hate me?
A: [Where do I begin?] I don’t hate you. [Wait, did she just call me “sama”?]
M: Yes you do!
A: Get away from me. Your breath reeks.
M: WAAAAAA!!!
A: Oh, geez. Look, it’s OK. Maybe we should just get some sleep.
M: (sniff) Alright. Good-night kiss.
A: I think you should swallow that sake first.
M: (kisses Artukei)
A: (gulp, cough, cough, cough) BLECH! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU.....mmm.

12:30 am
A: OK, OK. And then he says.....he says.....I forgot the punchline. HAAHAA!!!
M: (laughs)
A: Ah-ha! Yeah.
M: (snuggles up to Artukei) Mmm.....Sometimes I feel like I could just eat you up. You know what I mean, Justin-sama?
A: Yeah, I know her.
M: (giggles)
A: What? You don’t believe me? Send her and e-mail, I’ll show her you’re the truth.

1:05 am
A: Ooooooo. Waiter! I’d like to order a bucket. Ooh. Oh, man.





The Morning After

Sunday, 10:20 am
A: (waking up, singing) “French erotic film
An old blue Scot called Dil
A windy shakey driver
Doesn’t look like they’ll revive her”
OWW! My head. (turns over, arm around Makoto-san) Morning, honey.
M: ^_^
A: 0_0
M: 0_0
Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!
A: (runs to one side of the room)
M: (runs to the other side of the room)
A: ..........
M: ..........
A: What happened last night?
M: I don’t know. The last thing I remember was.....singing the Poke-rap.
A: Why are you wearing my shirt?
M: .............last night..........did we?
A: I hope not!
M: What’s that supposed to mean!? Here, take your stupid shirt! (starts to take shirt off) EEEK!
A: What? Gimmie my shirt back!
M: um...uh...Right after I wash it. (runs off)
A: What was that all about?......Huh? What’s this? (reaches in back pocket, pulls out Makoto’s top) uh-oh.
O: (heeheehee) ^_^

Remember kids, the legal drinking age is 21.
And the final sake count: Artukei/5 Makoto/11

BTW, raise your hand if you got the “Green Leaves” and "French Erotic Film" jokes, oh savy-websurfers. ^_^
(Yatta! Yatta!)

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