Saturday, July 17, 2004

   Share the Wealth
Hey guys! If you’re a video game fan (and I know many of you are), or more specifically, a video game MUSIC fan, you have to check out this site! I’ve been downloading stuff off of it for months. I don’t know why I didn’t post this sooner. Oh yeah, cause I didn't know how to do links.

OverClocked ReMix.org
I highly recommend anything by Protricity or McVaffe.

Also, tonight, the staff and I are gonna be throwing a karaoke party! I'll be posting the transcript tomorrow. IT'S GONNA ROCK!!! L8R!

P.S.: Does anyone here know if it’s possible to play mp3s on your site? If so, do tell.

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Thursday, July 15, 2004

This or That
A: Alright, Ozz. Carmen Electra or Kelly Hu?
O: ..........
A: Yeah, I’d go with Kelly, too. OK, you go.
O: ..........
A: Oh, Keira Knightly, definitely.
M: What are you two talking about, now?
A: Just a little GUY conversation. Nothing you’d be interested in.
M: Yeah, like girls don’t talk about SEX.
A: 0_0 !....shhhh. The readers.
M: Oh, quit being such a prude. They’re old enough.
A: Alright, Makoto-san. Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp?
M: Brad Pitt.
A: Wow, not even a pause.
M: OK. Brittany Spears or Hillary Duff?
A: EEEEW!! I’ll tell you after I’m done vomitting!
O: ..........
A: I had no idea you liked that sort of singing, or rather, lack-there-of.
O: ..........
A: Ooo, nice one. He says “Inuyasha or Vash”?
M: Inuyasha, definitely.
A: [I don’t get it why girls love Inuyasha. He’s such a jerk.]
M: Since you wanna play it that way, Asuka or Sasami?
A: Sasami, no question.
M: Oh, so you DO like younger women.
A: WHAT? NO! She grows up to become Tsunami. (REOW REOW!) Plus she’s a great cook. Alright, Duo or Quatre?
M: Duo. Faye or Belldandy?
A: Belldandy. Cloud or Squal?
O: ???
M: Cloud. Katsumi or Yuki?
A: Yuki. Tenchi or Kazuki?
M: Tenchi. Aisha or me?
A: Ai...0_0 .............You can’t do that.
M: Do what?
A: Put yourself as a choice.
M: Why not?
A: It’s the rules.
M: What rules?
A: ....................
M: ....................
O: ....................
A: I’m getting hungry. You guys feel like pizza?
O: WHEEEE!! ^_^
M: .......sure.

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Tuesday, July 13, 2004

   No. 1!
WHEEEEE!! My "Aisha Mania" WLPR has been downloaded OVER FIFTY TIMES!! Which makes it the most popular Outlaw Star WLPR on the site, and the most popular one in my folder! I so happy!
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Monday, July 12, 2004

The Rules
A: Alright, Makoto. If you’re going to stay here, there’s going to be a few ground rules.
M: What?
A: (clears throat) #1. You are not allowed to alter the styles and/or colors of the site unless given the “OK” by either Ozz or myself. #2. You shall not post anything without my consent.
M: Wait, let me get this straight. Any changes or suggestions I make have to go through that little flying ferrit of yours first, even though I’m co-admin?
A: Actually, you’re more of an intern.
M: WHAT!?!
A: Check the staff intro at the top. We can’t have TWO co-admins. Ozz was here first plus I’ve known him longer, so HE’S co-admin. Now, moving on.
M: (grumbles)
A: #3. You may not leave rude comments on anyone-else’s site regarding their posts, artwork, or inside their guestbook.
M: (makes mouth flapping movements with hand “blah blah blah”)
A: #4. The interview desk is OFF LIMITS. If I catch you even breathing on that chair, there will be serious reprecussions.
M: Like what?
A: Well, so far, all I’ve come up with is trash duty for two weeks........but it’ll be worse than that.
M: (under her breath) Pfft. Wuss.
A: What was that?
M: Hmm? Nothing.
A: (grr) And finally, you have to call me Justin-SAMA.
M: (laughs) Yeah, like that’ll happen!
A: Ozz.
O: ..........
M: (ZZZZZTTT!!) YOW!! What the hell was that!?
A: Psychic shock therapy. Heehee. See? I can be a little demon too.
M: YOU SON OF A-!
A: (waves finger) Uh uh uh. (points to Ozz)
M: (grrrrrrrr)
A: Well Ozz, I think we’ve reached an understanding.
O: ..........
A: [Nah, I don’t think so. That was the first and last time. I was just getting back at her for messing with my site. Besides, I don’t want to hurt her too much. She’s a good girl.]
M: ??? What the heck are you two doing?
A: Just talking business. So, are we clear on the rules?
M: Yeah, whatever.
A: What was that?
M: (sigh) Yes, Justin.
A: I’m still not hearing it!
M: (grrrrr) The day I call you “sama”, is the day I...(glances at Ozz) 0_0 !
O: (scowls at Makoto)
A: [Don’t] Eh, forget about it. Besides, we’ve got work to do. Makoto-san, get us some frappuccinos.
M: Get’em yourself!
A: Makoto-san, when I said “us”, I was implying that you get one for all THREE of us.
M: 0_0 OH! uh....sure thing.
A: Make sure Ozz’s is decaf! [See? We HAVE reached an understanding.] ^_^

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Sunday, July 11, 2004

   Shine
M: And now, because Justin can't figure out MIDI files, here's this week's "song".
A: Shut up! Sorry the song this week is coming kind of late in the day. I had closing shift at my job last night and had to get up for a meeting at 7 this morning. So needless to say, I'm feeling pretty smashed (in the sober way).
Well excuses asside, here we are.

Dull as dirt
You can't assert the kind of light
That might persuade
A strict dictator to retire
Fire the army
Teach the poor origami
The truth is in
The proof is when
You hear your heart
Start asking, "What's my motivation?"

And try as you may, there isn't a way
To explain the kind of change
That would make an Eskimo renounce fur
That would make a vegetarian barbecue hamster
Unless you can trace this about face
To a certain sign...

CHORUS:
Shine
Make 'em wonder what you've got
Make 'em wish that they were not
On the outside looking bored
Shine
Let it shine before all men
Let 'em see good works and then
Let 'em glorify the Lord

Out of the shaker and onto the plate
It isn't Karma
It sure ain't fate
That would make a Deadhead sell his van
That would make a schizophrenic turn in his crayon
Oprah freaks and science seeks a rationale
That shall excuse this strange behavior

When you let it shine
You will inspire
The kind of entire turnaround
That would make a bouncer take ballet
Even bouncers who aren't happy
But out of the glare
With nowhere to turn
You ain't gonna learn it on
"What's My Line?"

(CHORUS)

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Saturday, July 10, 2004

A: Do I have to?
M: Yes, this was part of our deal.
A: (sigh) Hello everyone. Allow me to introduce.................
M: Say it!
A: (groan) our new “co-admin”, Makoto Jinnai.
M: Konichiwa!
A: Yes, she IS the one who’s been vandalizing my site, but.....it’s a weird story. See, it all started a couple of years ago at the Yamano Inn. And well....long story short, let’s just say I lost a bet.
M: KICKED—YOUR—ASS!
A: Shut up! So she’s going to be “helping out” around here for a while managing posts, submissions, and generally making my life a living hell.
M: Oh, c’mon! Cheer up, Justin-san. This is gonna be fun!
A: Yeah, so much fun I can’t stand it. And that’s when I hang myself.
M: Oh shut up! (hits back of his head) Come on, we’ve got work to do.

A: Out of all the girls that were there that summer, why her?
(looks at sky) AND WHY ME?

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Thursday, July 8, 2004

   Heeeeere's Makoto!
A: (yawns) Huh? Who’s there? Are you that little creep who’s been messing with my site? (draws sword) Ozz, flush’em out!
O: .......... (Ozz can’t talk. He speaks to me telepathically)
A: Well, one of us has to. Don’t worry, buddy, I’ve got your back.
O: (flies into the other room)
???: EEEEKK!!!
A: Who is it?
O: ..........
A: WHO? You’re kidding. (runs into the room) MAKOTO-SAN!?!
M: Get this thing away from me!
A: It’s alright, Ozz. She’s cool. What are you doing here?
M: I was in the neighborhood. Though I’d stop by and check up on you. You know, catch up on old times.
A: (sheathes sword) Well, this is a nice surprise. How long has it been? Three years?
M: At least. It’s good to see you again.
A: Yeah. How’ve you been? You still working at the Yamano Inn? (she’s a cook)
M: Oh...no...I got fired.
A: Fired? For what?
M: No big deal. I threw a knife at the manager.
A: NO BIG DE-.....uh. Sorry to here that.
M: Eh, whatever. That job stunk anyway. So, seems like you’re doing well.
A: Yeah, I’ve got my own web-site now.
M: Really?
A: Yeah, let me show you around.
M: Oh that’s OK. I already know my way around it. Heehee.
A: Huh? What do you me...0_0 wait a minute. You’re the one who’s been messing with MY WEB-SITE!?!?!
M: heehee ^_^
A: You little...You haven’t changed a bit. I’LL KILL YOU!!!
M: (kicks him in the head)
A: OWW!!
M: Justin-san, please don’t hit me. Please let me make up for it.
A: “Make up for it?” I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!
M: (kisses Artukei)
A: ......uh.......um.......
M: By the way, I need a place to crash. You don’t mind if I stay here for a few days, do you?
A: well...I...uh...actually,
M: Oh, thank you so much, Justin-san! Let me go get my things. Such a sweetie. ^_^
A: uh.................Ozz,....what the heck just happened?


Makoto Jinnai

P.S.: Big ups to Ozy Jones for helping me with my pics! (big hug)
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Monday, July 5, 2004

   IF HE ONLY KNEW.....
WELL WELL, JUSTIN'S TURNED HIS HEAD AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER AND SO I THINK IT'S TIME FOR ME TO DO SOME MORE OF MY DIRTY WORK......... DON'T TELL HIM THAT YOU SAW ME DO IT.....
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   Need Your Help
I think I'm having some trouble. Can any of you guys see my pics? There should be one in the post below. If not, how do you guys usually post pics? Thanks for you feedback. L8R!
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Sunday, July 4, 2004

   I'M BACK!!
Hey, everybody! I made it back! Sorry if I made any of you worry. How’d I get home? Ozz! My best buddy Ozz. Who’s Ozz? He’s a Zilder: an alien with psychic powers. We have a telepathic link, so I just called him and he teleported me back home. I don’t know why I didn’t think of him sooner. Thanks a heap, buddy (hugs Ozz)
O: (nuzzle nuzzle)



Well, back to business. What the....AGAIN!?! I SWEAR THIS LITTLE FREAK IS GETTING ON MY NERVES! No matter, I can’t get upset today. I found that gift that Spiderman sent me! Wanna know what it is? It’s a song! The S-man wrote a song about me! I swear, he is like the coolest guy. Check it out!

Artukei, Artukei
Noble lover of anime
Any movie, any show
As long as it has cute bishoujo
Oh yeah, ladies love Artukei

Is he cool? Like a dream.
He can make a desktop screen
From the pics that he owns
But not as much as Ozy Jones
Hey man, what’s new with Artukei?

In the dark of night
Between midnight and two
He updates his site
And writes posts just for you

Artukei, Artukei
Friendly neighborhood Artukei
This otaku’s only wish
To receive Aisha’s kiss
Hey kids, who do you know who’s got the guts
To say that Dragonball sucks nuts?
It must be Artukei

P.S.: HAPPY FOURTH TO ALL MY U.S. FRIENDS!!
The rest of you, HAVE AN AWESOME DAY!!

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