Tuesday, February 14, 2006

   Valentine's Day Special!
^_^ I'm really proud of this one. My cute little Valentine's special. It's good and long so grab a drink.

Episode #142 Chaper 13, part 3 Skin Deep --Washu’s lab-- Aisha: (holding a small package) What are we doing here? Justin: I told you. Your Valentine's gifts are here. (reaches under a desk and pulls out a bouquet of a dozen roses) Roses for my flower. Aisha: Oh purram, they’re beautiful! (takes them and hands him the package) Here’s yours. Justin: (unwraps a small red box) Yay! I love chocolate! ^_^ (opens the box) Huh? (there’s no chocolate inside, just a flat square wrapped in tissue paper) What the... (unwraps it) *gasp* The Firefly Soundtrack! That’s even better than chocolate! (hugs Aisha) Arigato, purrar! Dai suki! Aisha: Knew you’d love it. Justin: I’ve just got one more to give to you. (looks around) Ah, here we are. (picks up a metal capsule about the size of a shoe box and shaped like a pill, presses a few buttons and it cracks open releasing jets of compressed air) “fsssssss” Justin: (opens the case and pulls out...) Aisha: Another rose? You just gave me 12. Justin: This is no ordinary rose. It’s a special rose Washu and I have been working on. It’ll blossom a little more slowly than most. But when it does, when it is at its most beautiful,... it’ll stay that way forever. Aisha: Nya? Justin: It will never wilt, never whither, or dry up and blow away in the autumn wind. It will last forever. (hands it to her) Just like my love for you. Aisha: (takes the rose) That is so corny. But it’s very sweet. Justin: I’m thinking of calling it an “eterna-rose”. Or an “infini-rose”. I don’t know. What do you think? Aisha: How about “the best Valentine's gift a girl can get”? Then again, I don’t think anything can surpass last year’s. Justin: (nods) Exactly a year ago tonight, I proposed to you. Or... did you propose to me? Aisha: No, you did the actual proposing. Justin: Yeah, after you begged me. Aisha: (puts her arms around his neck) Well, I can be very persuasive. *kiss* Justin: I’ll say you are. *kiss* Aisha: (spies a large glass pod behind Justin) *giggle* I’ve got an idea. (leads him into the pod, closes the door, and continues kissing him) Justin: Aisha, what if someone walks in on us? You know how Mihoshi’s always finding her way down here. Aisha: Don’t worry. She only walks in on Washu. Justin: ..... This is true. Aisha: And besides, if anyone does walk in, there should be enough fog on the glass to keep them from seeing us. Justin: I love you. (proceeds to make out with her) Aisha: (slumps against the glass and slides down to the floor as Justin kisses her) “beep beep!” A light comes on in the top of the pod and shines on Justin and Aisha, forming a digital grid. Aisha: What’s going on? Justin: Looks like a bio-scan grid. Don’t worry, it’s harmless. An alarm sounds and a red light starts flashing. “WAAAH! WAAAH! WAAAH!” Justin: OK, I take that back. Maybe we should get out of here. (gets up, tries to open the door) Huh? Uhn! It’s locked! (some kind of lazer drops down and hits Justin on the head) “KONK!” Justin: Ouch. (falls down, out cold) Aisha: Justin! (goes to help him, but is grabbed by several mechanical arms) Aah! Grrr! Hey! (the lazer aims itself at Aisha and fires, engulfing her in light) Aaaah! Uh... nya? Wait a minute. (it doesn’t even hurt, the lazer ceases and the arms release her) ...... What the hell was that abo... (passes out) Justin: (waking up) Uhhh.... free my men! (feels his head) Owwww! Gah, frak it. (sees Aisha face down on the floor) Aisha! You OK? (turns her over) ... 0.0 .... wha... wha... WASHUUUUUUUUU!!! 15 minutes later... Aisha: (waking up) Ohhh... huh? Washu: Easy. You’re very weak. Justin: Babe, are you OK? Aisha: I’m fine. What happened? Washu: You picked the wrong place to fool around in. Justin: Are you sure you’re feeling alright? Aisha: I said I’m fine. What’s wrong? Justin and Washu exchange looks. Aisha: -_- Guys? Justin: .... *deep breath* Turn around. Aisha: (looks behind her and sees her reflection in the glass) *gasp* 0.0 ....... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! Halftime Short --Artukei’s house-- The whole house is buzzing as Felicia and the strays make valentines for their friends. Kida is helping Kanasuki cut out hearts and doilies. Felicia places cards on the kitchen table for each member of Justin’s family. Summer slips a card under Justin’s pillow. And Giselle walks into the guest room to find a heart-shaped card on her bed. Giselle: Nya? (picks up the card and reads) “I cannot escape the beauty that lies Under raven hair and behind golden eyes The pristine divinity in your face The way you move with cat-like grace My heart is pure and my love is true Darling Giselle, please say ‘I do’” Signed.... G-cat? Gumdrop: (pops out from under her pillow) What’s happenin’, hot stuff? (jumps into her arms, in a dopey “Pepe LePew-esque” French accent) Keess me, cheri! (puckers his lips) Giselle: (drops him and walks out) Gumdrop: I love eet when zey play ‘ard to get. Vive l’amour! back in Washu’s lab... Aisha: (staring aghast at her reflection) I’m... I’m.... I’m pale! Washu: You’re human. Aisha: *gasp* (lifts her hair and sees that her ears are now like a human’s, opens her mouth and sees that her fangs are gone as well) What the hell did that thing do to me!?! Washu: It’s a medical pod. I designed it to be able to remove illness and viruses and destroy things like tumors and blood clots without surgery. Apparently, when it scanned you, it read your alien genes as a disease and, well,.... removed them. Aisha: (glaring at Washu, gritting her teeth) A disease?! Washu: So far it only recognizes humans. And since humans’ and C’tarls’ anatomical structures are so similar, it read you as human and deleted any impurities. Aisha: IMPURITIES!?! Washu: According to the computer, yes. Aisha: (fiery-eyed) GRRRRRRR!! Justin: Aisha, calm down. Aisha: (ignoring him, grabs both sides of the desk, ready to pick it up and throw it at Washu, but...) Grrr.... uh? (she can’t budge it) Uhn! Err! GrrrrRAAAAAA! Washu: You’re human now, remember? All your C’tarl traits: super strength, heightened hearing, enhanced endurance, invulnerability. Gone. Aisha: So put’em back!! Washu: I can’t. Aisha: WHAT!?! Washu: When the machine removes a virus, it automatically destroys it. Aisha: (clenches her fists) GRRRRRRRR....... (calms down and lets out a sorrowful sigh) *sigh* So I’m stuck like this? Washu: (nods) Justin: Is... Isn’t there some way the machine can retrieve them? Washu: I’m sorry. They can’t be retrieved. Justin and Aisha: ........ Washu: (walks over and opens a cabinet) Luckily, I keep an archive of blood samples from all my friends. ^_^ Justin and Aisha: 0_0 .... Huh? Washu: (pulls out a vile marked “Aisha”) ^_^ Mm-hm! All I have to do is isolate your C’tarl genes and inject them back into you. Justin: Can you really do that, Washu? Washu: Well, it’ll take a while. Gene isolation is a pretty painstaking process. One I’m not too fond of either. It’ll take at least a few hours. Justin: That’s fine, Washu. Whatever you have to do. Washu: (nods) Now get out. This’ll require my complete and undisturbed attention. Aisha: And you’d better be quick about it! Justin: (starting to leave) C’mon Aisha. Being human for a few hours isn’t gonna be that bad. Aisha: .... *sigh* I guess you’re right. (starts to leave with him, but bumps her foot into the desk) 0.0 ...... Justin: Aisha? Aisha: 0.0 ...... Justin: What’s wrong? Aisha: (eyes start to well up and she starts whimpering) ... mmm... mmm... mmm..... YYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWCH!!! (sits down and holds her foot) Ow! Ow! Owie owie owie! Justin: (kneels down in front of her) Aisha, are you OK? Aisha: Do I look like I’m OK?! Justin: You just stubbed your toe. That’s all. Happens to me all the time. Aisha: (in tear) It hurts. Justin: Oh, c’mon. Don’t be such a baby. Washu: (sharply) Justin! Justin: 0.0\/ Washu: (beckons him with her index finger) Justin: (walks over) Washu: Aisha isn’t used to being as vulnerable as we are. Everyday pain like this that we just shirk off, she’s experiencing for the first time. Now that she’s human, her body is more sensitive. You should be too. Justin: You’re right. I’m sorry. (goes to help Aisha up) You alright? Can you stand up? Aisha: I think so. (stands) Aah! Still a little sore. Justin: C’mon. (puts her arm over his shoulder) Aisha: Wait. (picks up the rose Justin gave her) Ouch! (quickly drops it) Justin: ..... We’ll come back for it anyway. --The Masaki House-- --outside-- Justin: Man, what a beautiful day! Aisha: (standing still, looking across the lake) Justin: Aisha? Aisha: ........ Justin: (little louder) Aisha? Aisha: (turns to him) Huh? Justin: You alright? Aisha: ... It’s so quiet. Is this really how humans hear? Justin: Well, what do you hear. Can you hear the birds? Aisha: Yeah, I can hear them singing. But I’m usually able to hear a lot more. Their wings flapping. The trees bending. The water moving. And... (gets really close to Justin) Justin: What is it? Aisha: ... I can’t hear it. Justin: Hear what? Aisha: Your heart. Justin: .... You mean... you can usually hear my heart? Just by standing near me? Aisha: (nods) At night, I go to sleep to it. It’s practically my lullaby. Justin: .... (smiles, deeply touched) Aisha: ... What? Justin: *chuckles* (lightly punches her) Aisha: Ow! Justin: Sorry! later... Justin and Aisha are walking up the steps to the Masaki Shrine. Aisha: Well, on the upside of not having ultra-sensitive ears, I’m not freezing. Justin: Yeah. Even though it is a little warmer today, you’d still be wearing earmuffs if you put one foot outside. Aisha: *giggle* Hey. Race you to the shrine! (takes off) Justin: Hey! (runs after her) This is great. Aisha seems to be feeling a lot better. a few minutes later... Justin: *pant, pant* Almost there. *pant, pant* (touches the steps of the shrine) Woo! I win! *pant, pant, pant* (waits for Aisha to come to appear at the top of the steps) ........ (nothing) I didn’t pass her that long ago. Aisha? (runs to the steps, looks down) Aisha? (not there) Where is she? (walks down the stairs) Aisha! (finally notices her on one of the side paths) Aisha. Aisha: (sitting on the dirt path, panting) *pant, pant, pant* Justin: You OK? Aisha: *pant, pant* I... *pant* couldn’t make it. *pant* I had to stop. *pant* But I never stop. Justin: Easy. Don’t over exhort yourself. Your stamina isn’t what it used to be. Aisha: *pant, pant* Damn this weak body. I hate being human. Justin: Well, you won’t have to be much longer. Aisha: (stands up) Let’s go see if Washu’s ready yet. Justin: Alright. Aisha: (start to walk, but...) Mmm. Aah! (falls down) Ouch! Justin: Aisha! (kneels down) Oh, you stood up too fast. Are you alright? Aisha: (looks up at Justin, eyes welling up) ... mmmm... (puts her hands to her face and starts sobbing) Waaaahaahaa! Justin: (holds her shoulders) Aisha? Aisha: I can’t take it any more! *sob, sob* Everything hurts! *sob* My legs started to hurt and I couldn’t run anymore! Then I sat down and the rocks hurt my skin! And then I tried to catch my breath, but the air was so cold, it almost hurt to breathe! *sob, sob* I... *sniff* I couldn’t even pick up the rose you gave me! *sniff, sob, sob* Justin: (gently hugs Aisha, starts stroking her back) --Washu’s lab-- Washu: (working at her computer) Hmm... almost...... there! It’s done. Justin: Washu? Washu: Justin. You’re just in time. Heehee! Justin: (rolls his eyes) *groan* If I had a dime for every time... Washu: Where’s Aisha? Justin: Resting in the living room. Washu: Well, I just finished isolating the genes vital to her alien abilities. Justin: Good. Cuz I couldn’t take another minute. Washu: Hmm? What do you mean? Aisha: (hiding behind a machine, secretly listening in) Huh? Washu: Surely being human wasn’t that bad. Justin: It’s terrible! Washu, I can’t stand to see Aisha this way! It hurts me just to look at her! Aisha: *gasp* ..... So... the truth’s out. Now I know how deep his affections really run. Washu: Well, we’ll all be feeling better in a minute. I just need to get this gene data loaded, and then we’ll be all ready. Justin: Great. I’ll go get’er. Aisha: Uh oh. (starts to leave, but her elbow hits the machine) Ow! Justin: Aisha? Aisha: .... (steps out) Yeah. Justin: C’mon. Washu’s almost ready. Aisha: ..... wonderful. later... Aisha: (back inside the medical pod) Washu: Just hold still, Aisha. I recalibrated the lazer to inject this time. Aisha: Let’s do it! (closes her eyes) The lazer shoots at Aisha. As the light envelops her, Justin and Washu watch the transformation unfold before their eyes. Aisha’s fangs grow back, her ears turn back into C’tarl ears, and her skin darkens. The injection complete, the lazer stops and powers down. Aisha: (opens her eyes, feels her teeth, then feels her ears) *sigh of relief* (opens the door and steps out) Justin: I’ll bet that feels better. Aisha: (scowls at Justin, picks up the “eterna-rose” and throws it at him) Justin: Hey! (catches it) Ow! (sets it down) What the...? Aisha: Creep. (walks away) Justin: Wha... hey! Aisha! (runs up to her) Aisha, wait! What was that about? Aisha: I heard what you said before. And I didn’t even need my super-sensitive hearing. Justin: What? Aisha: You said you hated seeing me human! You said you couldn’t look at me! I guess you are just a big cat-girl perv. Justin: Aisha, I never said that! Aisha: You said you couldn’t stand to look at me! Justin: ... I did say that. I said I couldn’t stand to see you the way you were. Miserable. And it hurt me to look at you... in pain. Aisha, I don’t care about how you look. Sure, I think cat-girls are cute, but that’s not what made me fall in love with you! Aisha: Nya? Justin: It wasn’t your ears or your tail. I didn’t fall in love with a body. I fell in love with Aisha Clan-clan. And I fell in love with the part of your body that really matters. (puts his hand on her chest) Aisha: (sternly raises an eyebrow) Justin: Your heart, you baka. Human, cat-girl, alien, it doesn’t matter. I’ll always love you for you. Aisha: Oh, purram. I’m sorry I... Justin: (kisses her) Mmm... Aisha: Mmmm.... ahh. (nuzzles his chest) *purr, purr* Justin: Let’s go home, purrar. Aisha: (lifts her head up) Wait. (closes her eyes) ...... Justin: What are you...? Aisha: Shhh..... (her ears start twitching in rhythm with Justin’s heart, smiles) Ahh. There you are.

I think that "eterna-rose" idea could really catch on. What do you think?

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Saturday, February 11, 2006

Episode #141 Chapter 13, part 2 Justin: (rummaging through his closet) Man, there’s so much junk in here I don’t wear anymore. Hmm. Wait a minute. (pulls out a shirt with wolves on it) I’ve been looking for this. This was one of my favorite shirts. Wonder if it still fits. (takes his t-shirt off, puts the wolf shirt on) Aisha: (passing by, stops to look in) Nya? Justin: (moves around a little) Hmm. A little tight on the chest. Aisha: Justin? Justin: (startled) WAA!! (turns around clutching his chest) *pant* You know I hate it when you do that. Aisha: Sorry. Have you lost weight? Justin: ..... (points at himself) Boku? Aisha: You look slimmer. Justin: Probably this old shirt. Aisha: (looks at him more closely) No, you are thinner. Justin: It’s the dark colors. Aisha: Nnnn. I don’t think so. (lifts up his shirt, starts feeling around his sides and tummy) Justin: Ha ha! Cut it out. That tickles. Aisha: You’re thinner. Look. (moves him in front of the mirror) Justin: What the...? (looking at himself in the mirror, he realizes that he has, indeed, gotten noticeably slimmer, he looks down and feels his stomach) ..... No way. (takes off the shirt and starts feeling his sides) How the...? Where’d they go? Aisha: You’ve been training more, haven’t you? Justin: (staring in the mirror, slightly dumbfounded) I.... I guess I have. Apparently, fighting in the underground tournament did have it’s benefits. I just can’t believe this is me! Aisha: (hugs him) Mmmm. As long as you’re warm, soft, and big enough to cuddle, I’ll love you just the way you are. Justin: You know, this newfound self-image combined with you hugging me while I’m shirtless is making me feel.... damn sexy. (raises an eyebrow) Aisha: (smiles) You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’? Justin: I should be. (kisses Aisha and pulls her onto the floor) later... --the dojo-- Teshik: (holding a broadsword) So what’re you saying? No more powers? Justin: (holding a bastard) That’s right. If all they’re good for is turning me into monsters that cause nothing but fear and pain, I say to Hell with’em. Teshik: But you could do other things before Ravage, right? Justin: They were worthless. Moving twigs. Breaking paper screens. All parlor tricks compared to what Ravage could do. And the more I developed them, the more he wanted to use them for his own purposes. I won’t tempt him anymore. I refuse to. Besides, what’s a family man need super powers for anyway? Teshik: (raises his sword) To defend his family. HAA!! (clashes his sword with Justin’s) Justin: (pushes Teshik back) I was already a great fighter in this world. I didn’t need powers to defend my loved ones. And I still don’t. Teshik: But what if an army of super-villians raids the city? Justin: I’m just a man, John. Leave hero’s work to the heros.

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Monday, February 6, 2006

Highlights from yesterday... --living room-- Aisha: NO! YOU MORON! WHAT’RE YOU THINKING!? Justin: Geez, Aisha. Calm down. Aisha: This ref is nuts! He throws down a yellow flag every three seconds! Kida: Dang, mom. It’s just a game. Justin: That’s what I keep telling you about Worlds of Warcraft. Gumdrop: Commercial time! (hops off the couch) Time to refuel. (runs to the kitchen) Aisha: Snag me another Coke while you’re in there. Kida: Is it me or are these commercials stranger than usual? Justin: If it’s you, then it’s contagious. Gumdrop: (from the kitchen) Hey! We’re out of guacamole! Justin: Again? We’ve gone through four avocados already!

Hope everyone had a Super Sunday yesterday. Mmmm. Super Sundae. That sounds good. L8R!

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Tuesday, January 31, 2006

I took this quiz just for fun. And also cuz I used to watch Sailor Moon. That's right. I watched Sailor Moon. I'm not ashamed. Anyway, asside from the part about chasing boys, this was surprisingly accurate.






What Sailor Scout Are You?


Hosted by theOtaku.com: Anime. Done right.


Volleyball is one of my favorite sports. I have a killer serve. And in high school I was pretty popular, but not pretentious or smug.

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Saturday, January 28, 2006

Episode #140 Chapter 13, part 1 Aisha: Do you want to invite your parents? Justin: 0.0 Um.... I... I can’t. They’re not able to cross-over. What about your parents? Aisha: 0.0 Oh.... um.... no, uh.... they’re so far away. It’d be too big a hassle. Justin: Oh. OK. Aisha: Mm hm. Justin: ........ Aisha: ........ Justin: ... So, uh... who do we have left to book? Aisha: (looks at some papers) Hmm. We still have to find a band for the reception. Justin: (flips to a bookmarked page in the phonebook) I did some looking around and found a highly recommended jazz ensemble. Aisha: (looks at the page) “The Moonlighters.” Sounds nice. Justin: Thought you’d like it. Aisha: (gently hugs him) Oh purram, it’s going to be so wonderful when we share our first dance as husband and wife. Justin: Yeah. Aisha: (nuzzles him) And in front of all our friends. Justin: ...... yeah. (glances away) later... Justin: (pacing in his room) Dance?! How could I have forgotten the dance? If it were just Aisha and me, it’d be different. But I can’t look like an idiot in front of all my friends.... on my wedding day! *sigh* Man, if only I were as good as... 0.0 (stops) .... Wait a second. I can be as good as. --Guest Room-- “knock knock” Felicia: Come in! Justin: (enters) Felicia. Summer. We need to talk. Summer: What’s up? Justin: For the first time.... I have a favor. Felicia: Yes, anything. What is it? Justin: Teach me to dance. Felicia: Nya? What? Justin: As a surprise for Aisha. I want to knock her socks off at our wedding. And you two kicked ass at Club bLiNd! Please, teach me! Felicia: .... Wow.... Well, what do you want to learn? Ballroom? Contemporary? Summer: Street? Club? Justin: All that. Waltz, samba, tango, rumba, fox trot, cha cha, quick step, salsa, the twist, the hustle, disco, pop and lock, hip hop, moonwalk! Gene Kelly! Fred Astaire! John Travolta! Michael Jackson! N*sync! Even Ricky Martin! EVERYTHING! (gets on his knees) Puh-leeeeeeeze!! Oh gosh, I’m having a Gumdrop moment. Felicia: Okay, okay! (picks him up) We’d be happy to. Summer: Of course, you know our standard fee is $200 per session. Justin: What? Summer: C’mon, Artukei. How badly do you want these lessons? Felicia: (elbows her) Summer! Summer: Nyow! What?

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Monday, January 23, 2006

   Teaser! Look away! LOOK AWAY!!!
Aisha is reunited with her friends from the Outlaw Star, and a certain blue fuzzy alien is in dire need of help. The fate of his family, his friends, an entire species, and possibly the whole galaxy is in Artukei’s hands in Reunion. No pressure right?
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Monday, January 16, 2006

I've started numbering them.

Episode #134 Chapter 11, part 19 It’s Good for the Soul --Artukei and Aisha’s room-- Justin: (holding the chip that he put in his ear) This. This is why you couldn’t contact me. Ozz: (picks up the chip) A distortion chip. Why? Justin: I couldn’t have you trying to find me. This was something I had to do alone. Ozz: What exactly did you do? Justin: ..... *deep breath* Ozz, you’re my closest friend and one of the few individuals I would trust with my life. Also, you once told me that as friends there is a trust between us and that we should always be honest with each other..... So I guess you deserve to know the truth. 20 minutes later... Ozz: 0.0 .... you... you what? Justin: (nods) It was me. It was all me. I couldn’t tell you before. That night, Aisha was just so happy to see my face again that.... I just couldn’t bear to tell her. Or you. Ozz: I understand. But... why would you do that? Cause all that destruction, endanger those people’s lives? Justin: I lost control. I didn’t mean to go as far as I did! Ravage was intended to be a regulator! Ozz: Regulator? Regulate what? Justin: I couldn’t hold it. Keeping Incubus inside for so long. I couldn’t do it! It’s like the pressure valve on a machine. I had to release some steam. If just for a few minutes. As Ravage I could indulge Incubus’ dark thoughts and still remain conscious. And if his influence ever became too strong, I could just stop right there. But once I started...... Oh, Ozz, you don’t know what it’s like. To feel that much power. To become sheer intimidation. It was like a drug. And like any drug, I became addicted to it. So night after night I would sneak out and fly off to some remote corner of the city, just so I could feel that power once more. Ozz: And that’s how you met... Derrick Dukes, was it? Justin: Yep. And got involved in the Underground Fighting Syndicate. Ozz: *sigh* ... Justin, I.... I’m speechless. I can’t believe you did this. Justin: But all that’s in the past now. I’ve come back. Which is more than I can say for Ravage. I’m keeping my promise for real this time. He’s never coming back. Because I realized that I have a responsibility here. To my family. I could let go of my life and my dreams,... but not you guys. Ozz: Well,... I’m glad that in the end you made the right decision, Justin. And you were very brave to tell me the truth. Are you going to tell Aisha now? Justin: 0.0 What?! No! I can’t! Ozz: What?! Justin: Ozz, I can never tell Aisha! She hates Ravage with a vengeance. If she found out that we were the same person, and worse, that I lied to her.... Ozz: ...... Justin: I’d lose her, Ozz. I know it. Ozz: Well, you can have my word that I won’t tell her. Even if I could. But sooner or later, she’ll have to know. Justin: Ozz, I can’t. Ozz: (starts floating away) Justin: Where you going? Ozz: I need to rest. This is a lot to take in. Justin: We’re still friends, right? Ozz: ..... (floats away) Justin: Ozz?

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Monday, January 9, 2006

A.I.R. Theater 3 Justin: (coming through the front door) I’m home! Hello? Hello!? (walks into the living room) Where is every.... 0.0 *gasp* The living room is a war-zone. There’s blast-marks and slash-marks all over the walls. The couch has been shredded to pieces. There’s plaster falling from the ceiling. And the armchair is on fire. Justin: Oh my gosh. What happened? Aisha!? Ozz!? Kida!? A cyborg man with a big-ass gun walks in from the kitchen and a warrior woman in skimpy gold armor carrying two sabers comes in from the foyer. Justin: (gets in a fighting stance) Who are you? Cyborg: (cocks his gun) We are the Sci-fi Fantasy Action movie from Netflix! Justin: 0.0\/ Huh? Warrior: “Bounty Hunters’ Tournament 3”. It was next on your online list. Justin: Where’s my family!? Warrior: Oh! They’re outside playing hide and seek with the alien mercenary. --outside-- A scaly hulking alien is walking through the woods. Alien: Engage heat vision. (a little visor flips in front of his face, he sees a red and yellow blur behind a nearby tree) Disengage. (runs up to the tree and sees Kida hiding behind it) Kida: No fair! Alien: (taps Kida’s shoulder) Tag! You’re it! (runs off) Heeheehee! ^_^ --back inside-- Justin: And why did you guys frag my living room!? Cyborg: Umm... oh uh... (looks around) hmm... I.... I’m not sure. Justin: (rolls his eyes) Uhhhhhhh. later... “ding dong!” Aisha: I got it! (opens the door and sees a nurse, a school girl, a maid, and a tentacled monster) Monster: Blarg! Aisha: Can I... help you? School girl: I’m sorry. Are we early? Aisha: Early for what? Who are you? --upstairs-- Justin: (reading “Eragon”) “JUUUSTIIIIIIIN!!!” Justin: What the...! “YOU GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE! NOW!!!” Justin: 0.0\/ Holy Miyazaki. What’d I do? (runs to the banister) What’s going on? (sees the odd group of visitors) Who are they? Aisha: I was hoping you could tell me! Justin: What are you talking about? (comes down the stairs) Who are you people? Nurse: We are the Hentai movie from Netflix! Monster: BLARG! Justin: The WHAT!?! HENTAI!?! Aisha: (glaring at Justin) Justin: (to Aisha) C’mon. You know me better than... I would never.... (to the Hentai group) This has got to be a mistake. Maid: Wait. (pulls out a card) Is this 135 Kennedy Street? Justin: Phew! No, this is 145. Maid: Oh! Oopsies Nurse: Sorry about that. School Girl: Our bad. Monster: Blarg blarg. (they all leave) Justin: (closing the door) Bye! Ja ne! (looks back at Aisha) Aisha: (still glaring at him) Justin: What? Aisha: “Ja ne”? “See you later”? Justin: It slipped! I say that all the time! It’s like a reflex! I didn’t actually mean... Aisha: Shut up.

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Wednesday, January 4, 2006

*sniffle, snort, cough, gag*
Blech! Dat's right. I'mb sick. I always amb at the begidding of the year. *cough* Bust be all the cold weather. Timbe to break out by rebedy! A DVD barathon of Bonty Python, MST3K, and Seinfeld. Yeah, go ahead and leabe the crate of Aquafina by de bed. I'll be fine in doh timbe! *sniffle* Hobe the rest of you are fine. Ja ne! L8R!
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Saturday, December 31, 2005

In da Club bLiNd New Years Eve 8:30 pm The living room is pretty quiet and almost dead. Aisha, Felicia, and Summer are sitting playing cards. Kida and Kanasuki are playing a board game. Giselle sits on the couch and watches the others while Felix is flipping through channels. And Gumdrop is on the table eating popcorn while lying in the bowl itself. Justin: (walks in) .... What... in the multi-verse... is this? Kida: We’re just having a little New Years party. Justin: ..... This? You call this a party?? Oh no. Nonononono. Felix, toss me the remote. Felix: (throws the remote to Justin) Justin: (catches it, and turns off the TV) “beeyooooo” Felix: Hey! Justin: Kids! Put down your apple juice and your graham crackers! Uncle Artukei’s gonna show you a real party! Grab your coats! We’re goin’ out! Kida: Honto?! Justin: (nods) Honto. Kida: Kakkoii!! Aisha: Where are we going? Justin: Where the fun doesn’t end ‘til the sun ascends. Kanasuki: (ears wilt) Mew. Artukei-sama, I can’t stay up that long. Summer: You don’t have to go, Kanasuki. You can stay here. Felicia: But if we all go, then she’ll be all alone. Kanasuki: (shakes her head) Meow! Ie! Felicia: Someone will have to stay with her. Justin: (looks at Kida) Kida: o.o ... No. Justin: Kida-chan, someone has to stay with Kanasuki. Kida: I’m gonna play babysitter while you go out and have all the fun?! No way! (looks at Kanasuki, bows) Gomen, Kana-chan. No offense. Giselle: Artukei. (stands up) Actually, I’d prefer to stay home as well. I’ll watch Kanasuki. Justin: OK. Thanks Giselle. Kida: (hugs Giselle) Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! 9:00 pm --downtown-- Justin: (getting out of the DeLorean) Cats and kittens, welcome to Club bLiNd! Aisha: Whoa! Where’d this place come from? Justin: It’s brand new. Just opened a few months ago. And it’s already the hottest party spot in town! Kida: Yatta! This is so awesome!! --Club bLiNd-- Kida: (sitting at a table, staring at the bracelet on her wrist that says, “UNDER 18”) -_- This is so embarrassing. I’m supposed to just stay here and do nothing? Man, I’d take babysitting over this. Waitress: (walks up to the table) Anything to drink, Miss? Kida: (holds up her wrist) Waitress: Water it is. (walks away) Kida: *sigh* (pounds the table) Daikirai! This sucks dragonballs! Ozz: (behind her seat) Zzz? Kida: If Mom and Dad weren’t so over-protective, I’d be tearing up that dance floor with the rest of them. Darn it! When are they gonna stop treating me like a kid?! Ozz: (peeks over her head) Zooo? Kida: (low) Hey Ozzy. Ozz: (picks up her hand and tries to get her up) Zoo. Zoo! Kida: What? Ozz: (lets go and starts dancing to the blaring techno) Kida: I can’t. Mom and Dad said... Ozz: (shakes his head, points at his eyes and then at Kida) Kida: .... (slowly smiles) You’ll keep an eye on me. Ozz: (nods) Zoo! ^.^ Kida: Maybe Dad isn’t such a tightwad afterall. (shoots up) Yoshi! Ikimasho! (runs towards the dance floor) 10:00 pm The whole crew is heating it up on the dance floor. Well, save Felix who’s just sitting and watching. Justin and Aisha are dancing up a storm and so are Felicia and Summer. And now, no longer feeling segregated, they’re staying in their cat-girl forms. But they still have to wear clothes in public. Especially Summer, who’s body fur hasn’t grown back yet. Summer: Hey Mom. Whadaya say we show them some real dancing? Felicia: Alright! Ready? Summer: GO! The two launch into a kick-ass routine that looks like a combination of disco, pop and lock, Broadway, some old fighting moves, and a dash of Michael Jackson. The people around them start to notice and are so amazed by their display that they stop dancing and step back. Soon almost the entire dance floor has become their audience. Aisha: Hey, what’s going on? Justin: Don’t know. (gets on tip-toes and tries to see) Looks like Felicia and Summer. There’s a crowd gathered around them. 0.0 Oh no. This could be bad. C’mon. (he and Aisha push their way through the crowd to get to the front) Summer! Felicia! Are you all.... right? Aisha: Wow. They seem fine to me. Felicia and Summer continue their fantastic show with everyone around them wooting and hollering. Soon, the dancing exhibition ends with the cat-girls out of breath and the throngs clapping and cheering. Dancer 1: That was awesome! Dancer 2: Where’d you learn that? Dancer 3: Are you two sisters? Summer: *giggle* ^_^ Felicia: It’s nothing, really. (spies Justin) Oh! 0.0 Justin: (glaring at them with his arms crossed) Summer: Artukei? Justin: (shakes his head) I can’t take you anywhere. (smiles) 11:00 pm Justin, Teshik, and Felix are standing at the bar. Justin: Hey, Felix. I think that girl over there is checking you out. Felix: Huh? (looks and sees a hot young girl glancing over at him) No way. She’s not looking at me. Teshik: (in human form) Dude, she is. Felix: No she’s not. Justin: Do something. Felix: Um. (looks back at the girl, smiles and nods) Girl: (starts walking towards him) Felix: Oh no. She’s coming over here. Justin: Well, you nodded at her, dude. What’d you expect? Felix: You told me to do it. Justin: I didn’t tell you to nod. Girl: Hi. Felix: Um... uh... Hi... I... uh... (turns toward the guys) Hey... 0_0 (they’re already at the other end of the bar) Justin and Teshik: (waving) ^_^ Felix: grrrrr. Girl: Hey. Felix: uh. 0.0\/ (looks back at the girl) Girl: You wanna dance? Felix: Um... I uh... um... I... no... I... g-gotta go. (walks away) Girl: ??? Justin: Aw man! Where’s he goin’?! Teshik: Houston, we may have a problem. Justin: I swear. I’m gonna hook that guy up if it’s the last thing I do. 11:59 pm Justin: Hey, where’d Aisha go? Last I saw her she was with Summer and Felicia. I gotta find her if I want to kiss her at midnight. MC: Alright everybody! It’s time to count down the new year! Justin: 0_0 What?! No! Not yet. Not yet! “20!... 19!... 18!... 17!... 16!” Justin: (looking through the crowd) Where is she? I can’t see her. I can’t see anybody! “10!... 9!... 8!... 7!...” Justin: Aisha! Aisha!! Aw crap! Like she can hear me over all this! “3!!... 2!!... 1!!...” HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! Explosions of confetti and streamers detonate from every corner and thousands of balloons rain from the ceiling. And Justin’s all alone. Justin: (frantically looking for Aisha) Aisha? Where is she? (sees all the couples starting to kiss) Aw crap! I missed it. Where on earth.... WAAH!! (something pulls Justin into a dark corner) What the... mmm. Justin feels a hand on the back of his head and something pressing against his lips. He’s being kissed by a complete stranger! Justin: Mmm. (breaks away) Hey, who the... But the kisser isn’t done yet. She draws him back in for a second round. This one is more passionate and she starts to use a little tongue. And Justin, having not much of a reason to resist, does the same. Justin: Mmmm. Hmm? What the...? The kisser finally releases him. Justin: Who are you? Aisha? (reaches towards his assailant, but feels nothing but the wall, as if they vanished) What the...? Fangs? January 1st, 2006 12:15 am Justin: (sitting at the bar) There you are! Aisha: Where were you? Justin: (sly smile) You know where I was. Aisha: No. Kida and I have been looking all over for you. Justin: Oh c’mon. I know it was you. Aisha: Nya? Justin: You know. The corner? Midnight? (puckers his lips) Aisha: .... I have no idea what you’re talking about. Justin: Suuuuure. Felicia: (comes running up) Aisha: Felicia, where’ve you been? Felicia: I got kinda held up in the ladies room. Autographs. Aisha: Wasn’t Summer with you? Felicia: I thought she was with you. Aisha: Grrrrr! Where is everybody! Summer: (runs up) Hi! Felicia: Where’d you go? Summer: Sorry if I kept you waiting. I had to get these. (pulls something out of her pocket) Justin: What’s that? Summer: A late Christmas present. (hands Justin two slips of paper) Justin: (looks at them) .... 0.0 Aisha. These are tickets for the “Phantom” show next month! Aisha: What? (looks) I thought these were sold out. Justin: Summer, how did you...? Summer: Let’s just say I know somebody who knows somebody. Felicia: Summer’s got connections all over the theater district. Summer: When I saw Giselle give you that scarf she had made, it hit me. She used her talents to get your gift. I thought I could use mine too. Justin: (hugs her) Thank you so much, Summer. Summer: Hey. No big. Teshik: *grunt* Hey! *grunt* A little help here? They all turn around and see Teshik dragging something. It’s Felix! And he’s frozen in a state of shock! Justin: What the heck happened?! Teshik: That girl from before came up and kissed him at midnight. Justin: She did? Teshik: On the lips. Justin: ..... HA! 12:25 am Justin: (driving back) I definitely felt fangs. It had to be Aisha. Then again, she’s not the only girl I know with fangs. Wait a minute. (looks in the rearview at Felicia and Summer) None of them knew where the others were at midnight. Felicia loves me like a brother, but.... if given the opportunity... I know she’d kiss me. And I know Summer’s attracted to me. So... 0.0 ...... it could’ve been any of them. But who was it?............ O.O Oh shit! Red light! “SCREECH!” Justin: Sorry. I’d better stop thinking or I’ll kill us all.

Happy New Year Everybody!!


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