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Birthday
1982-12-22
Gender
Male
Location
Cleveland, TN
Member Since
2004-03-02
Occupation
Student, Actor
Real Name
Justin
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Achievements
Graduated high school Class of 2001; writen several stories and poems; acted in many plays
Anime Fan Since
Before it was called "Japanimation"
Favorite Anime
Outlaw Star, Tenchi Muyo, Trigun, Silent Mobius, Darkstalkers, Love Hina, Sakura Taisen, Petshop of Horrors, Guyver, Elfen Lied, Nausicaa, Princess Mononoke, Perfect Blue
Goals
Become a professional in the entertainment industry, become a professional voice actor, open own anime store, visit Tokyo, get married and have kids
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Writing, music, gaming, movies
Talents
I get knocked down. But I get up again. You're never gonna keep me down.
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Thursday, July 1, 2004
Spiderman!
Well, I finally got everything cleaned up around here. Still looking for that creep who "vandalized" my web-site. WHOEVER YOU ARE, YOU ARE SO DEAD!!
On to the main event. Yesterday was the Spiderman 2 premiere, and I was in Hollywood to see it all. Plus I scored an interview with the one and only amazing Spiderman (the real Spiderman, not that poser, Toby Maguire). Here's what went down.
A: So, Spidey, I... You don’t mind if I call you “Spidey”, do you?
S: No, not at all.
A: Great! So, Spidey, what are your thoughts about Tobey Maguire?
S: The kid looks nothing like me. I don’t know what the casting directors were thinking.
A: Well, you DO wear a mask all the time. I th...wait a minute, you’re just trying to cover up your secret identity (as if it would help).
S: No, seriously, I look nothing like him!
A: (sarcastically) Right. Other than that, do you have any problems with the movie’s “accuracy”, or lack there of?
S: Not really, no. I like to keep in perspective that the movie’s more like an homage; an artistic interpretation of the director’s vision.
A: If only some fanboys shared that same perspective. So you weren’t angry that they made the web-shooters organic instead of mechanical?
S: No, I like the idea. It’s a lot more cost effective than having to buy chemicals. Plus it adds to my mythos.
A: You’ve encountered so many villains over the years, who was your greatest...er, your worst...er, you know what I mean. Who was the baddest?
S: (inhales through teeth) Hmm...tough call there. There are so many. I think my top five would be Dr. Octopus, the Lizard, the Green Goblin, Venom, and Carnage.
A: Oh yeah, the symbiots. Those guys are definitely the creepiest. How are things with you and the REAL Mary Jane Watson?
S: Terrific as ever! You know, Kirsten Dunst bears quite a resemblance.
A: Really! Speaking of resemblance, what about the guy they got to play Jameson; J.K. Simmons?
S: Yes! The look is uncanny, as well as the attitude. I don’t think they could’ve gotten anyone better.
A: One more thing before we sign off. Could I get an autograph?
S: Sure thing. (sprays suit with web)
A: Dude, not funny! This is a rental! Do you have any idea how difficult it is to get this stuf out? Cause I don’t.
S: Not hard. It comes off with soap and water.
A: Oh, thanks. Well, it’s been great talking to you, Spiderman.
S: It’s been great talking to YOU. You’re a great guy, Artukei. I’ve seen your website.
A: YOU HAVE!?!
S: Yeah, I checked it out when I heard you were going to interview me. Cool stuff. I actually have a present for you.
A: You what!?
S: I sent it in an email. You can check it out when you get home.
A: Wow, thanks, Spiderman! Wait a minute. How do I GET home!
Um...if you’re in the L.A. area and you’re reading this, could you bum me a ride back to Cleveland? I’ll pay for the gas!
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