Monday, July 12, 2004

The Rules
A: Alright, Makoto. If you’re going to stay here, there’s going to be a few ground rules.
M: What?
A: (clears throat) #1. You are not allowed to alter the styles and/or colors of the site unless given the “OK” by either Ozz or myself. #2. You shall not post anything without my consent.
M: Wait, let me get this straight. Any changes or suggestions I make have to go through that little flying ferrit of yours first, even though I’m co-admin?
A: Actually, you’re more of an intern.
M: WHAT!?!
A: Check the staff intro at the top. We can’t have TWO co-admins. Ozz was here first plus I’ve known him longer, so HE’S co-admin. Now, moving on.
M: (grumbles)
A: #3. You may not leave rude comments on anyone-else’s site regarding their posts, artwork, or inside their guestbook.
M: (makes mouth flapping movements with hand “blah blah blah”)
A: #4. The interview desk is OFF LIMITS. If I catch you even breathing on that chair, there will be serious reprecussions.
M: Like what?
A: Well, so far, all I’ve come up with is trash duty for two weeks........but it’ll be worse than that.
M: (under her breath) Pfft. Wuss.
A: What was that?
M: Hmm? Nothing.
A: (grr) And finally, you have to call me Justin-SAMA.
M: (laughs) Yeah, like that’ll happen!
A: Ozz.
O: ..........
M: (ZZZZZTTT!!) YOW!! What the hell was that!?
A: Psychic shock therapy. Heehee. See? I can be a little demon too.
M: YOU SON OF A-!
A: (waves finger) Uh uh uh. (points to Ozz)
M: (grrrrrrrr)
A: Well Ozz, I think we’ve reached an understanding.
O: ..........
A: [Nah, I don’t think so. That was the first and last time. I was just getting back at her for messing with my site. Besides, I don’t want to hurt her too much. She’s a good girl.]
M: ??? What the heck are you two doing?
A: Just talking business. So, are we clear on the rules?
M: Yeah, whatever.
A: What was that?
M: (sigh) Yes, Justin.
A: I’m still not hearing it!
M: (grrrrr) The day I call you “sama”, is the day I...(glances at Ozz) 0_0 !
O: (scowls at Makoto)
A: [Don’t] Eh, forget about it. Besides, we’ve got work to do. Makoto-san, get us some frappuccinos.
M: Get’em yourself!
A: Makoto-san, when I said “us”, I was implying that you get one for all THREE of us.
M: 0_0 OH! uh....sure thing.
A: Make sure Ozz’s is decaf! [See? We HAVE reached an understanding.] ^_^

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