Wednesday, July 21, 2004

   The Greatest Mind in the Universe?
Hey there everypeoples! Welcome to the show! No word yet if Aisha’s gonna come, but we’re working on it. Very difficult to get in touch with someone who’s constantly traveling the galaxy. Our guest today has been called the greatest scientific genius in the universe. Some of her past accomplishments have been creating parallel universes, solving the mystery of the space-time continuum, and curing the common cold. And even though she’s over 20,000 years old, she doesn’t look a day over 12. Ladies and gentlemen please welcome the great Miss Washu Hakubi!

W: Greetings Universe!
A: Washu-chan, thank you so much for coming. (shakes hand)
W: Sure. Anything for an old friend.
A: Let’s get things started.
W: (blushes) Ooh, I didn’t know it was THAT kind of show.
A: Huh? No, I meant the questions. (Typical Washu) So, how’ve you been?
W: Just great. Right now I’m working on portable wormholes.
A: Sweet. I gotta get me one of those. You’ll hook me up, right?
W: Maybe.
A: Well how’s Masaki doing? Is he still working on his paintings?
W: Yes, actually. He’ll been earning his degree in two years.
A: Wow, has it been that long, already? I should come back for a visit.
W: Yes. I’m sure the others would love it. Plus, I miss having you as a test dummy for my inventions.
A: That reminds me, I think the cloud cutter needs some engine work done. (That, and I still have nightmares about her in a nurse’s uniform. Angel of mercy, my hide!) So, back to these wormholes. How much would it cost to have you install one of those in my closet?
W: Well, are you sure even you need it? I mean, you’re already able to....
A: Whoa, Washu! That book hasn’t been published yet, if you know what I mean. (whispers) Ix-nay on the owers-pay. OK, then how much to see you in a bunny suit?
W: Nothing. It’s all over the web.
A: Good. That was a trick question. But can we see it anyway? (gets hit with a book) OWW!!
W: Wasn’t me!
A: Ozz, status report!
O: ..........
A: What!? That little...Excuse me for just a second, Washu-chan. (runs off-stage)
W: ..........
O: ..........
W: So, Ozz, how ya been?
O: (gives thumbs up)
W: That’s good. That Makoto’s real trouble for him, isn’t she?
O: (nods)
W: Well some girls are like that. Take my Ryoko for example. It’s probably just her way of.....
A: (runs back on) Sorry about that. Just had to take care of a little “technical difficulty.” (sits down) Washu-chan, there’s something that I’ve always wondered about you.
W: Really? (bats her eyes) ^_^
A: Not like that. I know you “claim” you know everything, but...
W: “Claim?” I DO KNOW EVERYTHING!!
A: Washu-chan, please sit down.
W: Sorry. ^_^\/
A: But that can’t be true, no offense.
W: Oh, really?
A: Yeah, I mean you’d have to know everything about everyONE at anyTIME. I know you’re a genius, but you’re not psychic.
W: (stares at Artukei)
A: (nervous laugh)
W: ..........
A: W-what?
W: ..........
A: WHAT!?
W: (quietly) Four-day old pizza.
A: Huh?
W: It’s what you had for breakfast, isn’t it?
A: W-wha....yeah. How did you....OK, now you’re scaring me.
W: (laughs)
A: (breathes into hand) Oh, haha. Very funny.
O: ..........
A: Uh-oh. Washu, I think Ozz is giving me the “wrap it up” sign.
W: Well, it was good to see you again, Justin.
A: Same here, Washu-chan. I’ll make plans for a visit, OK.
W: I’ll be sure and tell the gang, then.
A: Arigato. Miss Washu Hakubi, everybody!



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