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Friday, July 23, 2004


   The Online Actors-Otakus Guild presents: Artukei and Co.
(curtain opens on a stone bridge; Ozz flies in from the left and across the bridge wearing a green cape and wig of brown curly hair; Artukei follows but stops in the middle of the bridge wearing a blue-grey robe, pointed hat, a fake beard, and carrying a sword and staff; Makoto enters from stage left wearing horns, flames painted on her face, and carrying a sword and a whip)
A: You cannot pass!
O: EEEEEE!! (Gandalf!)
M: Grrrrrr!!!
A: I am a servant of the sacred fire; wielder of the Flame of Arnor! The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun!
M: (swings sword down)
A: (blocks sword)
M: (sword “shatters”) ROOOOOAAAAAR!!!!
A: Go back to the shadow!
M: (cracks whip)
A: (raises sword and staff) YOU SHALL NOT PASS!! (strikes staff on the bridge)
M: (snort)
(left side of the bridge collapses, Makoto falls onto a mat two feet below)
M: Ahhhhh!!
A: (starts to walk away)
M: Raar!! (reaches up, grabs Artukei’s leg, and pulls him down)
O: EEEEEE!! (Gandalf!)
A: (clinging to the end of the bridge) Fly you fools. (lets go, falls on mat)
O: EEEEEEEEE!!!! (NOOOOOOO!!!!)

Which of YOUR favorite movie scenes would you like to see re-enacted by Artukei and Co.? Let us know! Cast number is NOT a problem! Ja ne! L8R!

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