Saturday, July 24, 2004

   MERRY CHRISTMAS IN JULY!!
M: (yawns) What the? What’s this palm tree doing here?
A: (wearing a santa hat) Merry Christmas, Makoto-san!
M: Christmas? IT’S JULY!!
A: Yeah. Haven’t you ever heard of Christmas in July?
M: What!? You’re crazy.
A: Tell me something I don’t know. Hurry up! We’re about to open presents.
M: Of all the lame-ass.....did you say “presents”?
A: This one’s for you, buddy.
O: WHEEEE!! ^_^ (opens it, it’s a Gameboy) WHEEHEE!!
A: Knew you’d like it. Let’s see what you got me. (opens it) The Indiana Jones Trilogy on DVD! Ozz, you rock!
O: ^_^
M: Huh? Wait a second here.
A: Here’s yours, Makoto-san.
M: What? Uh...um...wow. Thanks, Justin-san. (opens it) A CD player! But, I already have one......just like this too. Wait a minute. This IS mine!
A: Of course. That’s what you do. You take one of your friends favorite things, you gift-wrap it, and then give it back to them.
M: -_- .............That is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard of.
A: (in Big Gay Al voice) Aww. Sounds like some-one’s got a humbug up their butt.
M: Whatever. I’m gonna get some breakfast. (walks out)
A: ..........
O: ..........
A: Let’s put the lights on the palm tree.
O: ^_^

15 minutes later:

A: Seven swans a swimming, Six geese a laying.......FIVE GOLD RINGS!!!
M: (in the other room) Keep it down, ya screwballs!
A: SCROOGE!! Take it, Ozz!
O: Zoo zoo zoo zoo zooooo...
A: Three french hens...
M: Zoo zoo zoo zoo zoooooooo...
A: And a partridge in a pear tree!! (turns around and sees Makoto-san) Well, look who decided to join the party.
M: Has that loose screw finally slipped out?
A: What? What are you talking about?
M: THIS! You’re decorating a palm tree, having some kind of screwed up gift exchange, and singing Christmas carols in the middle of July! Why?
A: Well, there are some people like Ozz and myself that think that the special feeling you get at Christmas time should be felt whenever possible: the feeling of not having a care in the world, selflessly thinking of others, and just simply being with the ones you love.
M: OH! I....guess I never thought about it like that. S-sorry if I was.....a little rude earlier. That whole business with the presents. -_-\/ I mean, after all, it’s the thought that counts, right?
A: There you go. Now, if you would, give me a hand with the garland.

Merry Christmas in July, everybody!!

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