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Friday, July 30, 2004

   French Taunting
(curtain opens to reveal a castle wall, Makoto “rides” up wearing a crown, Ozz is beside her clapping coconuts)
M: (with British accent) Hello!
(no reply)
M: HELLO!
A: (appears at top of wall, speaks with French accent) Allo! Who is it?
M: It is Arthur: King of the Britains. Who’s castle might I ask is this?
A: This is the castle of my master. Guy di Loimbard.
M: Go and tell you master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the holy grail.
A: Well, I’ll ask him, but I don’t think he’ll be very keen. Uh...he’s already got one. You see?
M: What?
O: Zoo zoo zzzoooo. (He says they’ve already got one.)
M: Are you sure he’s got one?
A: Oh, yes. It’s very nice. (to side) I told him we’ve already got one. (snickers)
M: Well, can we come up and see it?
A: Of course not! You are English types!
M: Well what are you then?
A: I’m French! Why do you think I speak with this outrageous accent, you silly king?
M: What are you doing in England?
A: Mind your own business!
M: If you will not show us the grail, we will take your castle by force.
A: You don’t frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King! You and all you silly English knnnnnnnnnnniggits! (blows raspberry)
O: Zoo zooo. (What a strange person.)
M: Now look here, my good man.
A: I don’t wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
M: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?
A: No! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

(applause)
A: Thank you! Thank you!
M: Thank you so much!
A: (catches single rose) Ah-ha. Thank you!
M: (catches bouquet of roses) Oh! Thank you very much!
A: What the...?
O: (catches something) WHEEE! (a pair of panties)
A: AHH!! That’s just not right.
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