Wednesday, August 4, 2004

   Showdown (Link Interview part 2)
And we’re back! Sorry about the trouble, but now most of the audience has been revived.
A: Way to go, pretty-boy.
L: Hey, I can’t help it if the ladies love me. (brushes hair back)
A: (grrrr) (There’s only enough room for one bishounen around here. If these girls weren’t here, I’d whoop his candy-ass! Besides, what’s he got that I don’t?) You know, you and I aren’t that different, Link. I’m a knight too, you know.
L: You? A knight? How so?
A: I believe in honor, justice, and chivalry.
L: That doesn’t make you a knight; just a wuss.
A: HEY!
L: Kidding. Those are qualities of a knight, but how are you at combat?
A: Thought you’d never ask. Ozz, set’em up!
(Ozz brings in several training dummies and Artukei’s full sword arsenal)
A: Hmm...let’s see...I think I’ll use the Dark Sentinel. (takes sword)
(Artukei goes into a furious and elegant display of slashes and chops and destroys all dummies within 30 seconds)
A: What do you think? Not even a sweat.
L: (obviously unimpressed) Good......for dummies. But how are you against a REAL opponent. (draws sword)
A: Oh, you’re asking for it now, Elf-boy. Just to give you fair warning, I’m not gonna go easy on you.

10 minutes later...

A: I said I wasn’t gonna go easy on you. You gonna be alright?
L: (bandaging up his hand) Yeah. It’s just a scratch. Oww! You’re better than I thought, Artukei. You would make a great knight.
A: Th-thanks.
L: You’ve definitely got some good moves, but your technique seems a little......improvised.
A: That IS my technique. I like to use creativity in my fighting.
L: Well it looks silly.
A: Feh! Ha! You wanna see silly? Watch any incarnation of Dragonball.
L: Uhg! I can’t stand that show.
A: You and me both, brother. Hey! Here’s my quick impression of every episode of DBZ. (clenches fists) AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!
L: (laughs) That’s awesome!
A: Ha ha! Well, I think we’ve taken up enough of our readers’ time. Thanks for coming down, Link. (shakes hand)
L: Any time. This was fun.
A: Yeah, me too. Alright. Link, The Hero of Time, everybody!!



A: One more thing. If we have offended any DBZ fans out there, we have just one thing to say.


L: GROW A FRIGGIN SENSE OF HUMOR!!

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