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Friday, August 6, 2004


   Sexy sexy randomness!
A: (yawns) Better empty the tank before I hit the sack. (opens the bathroom door) AHH!!!
M: (in the bathroom wearing a towel AND NOTHING ELSE!) OH! Justin-sama, you startled me!
A: I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to...
M: No, it’s OK. I was just about to take a bath.
A: Oh, OK. I’ll leave then.
M: No, please stay.
A: Why?
M: I may need help in those...hard to reach areas.
A: What?
M: Oh, Justin-sama, don’t be so naive. Why would I stay here if I didn’t have any feelings for you in the first place. (leans in to kiss him)
M: (wakes up) AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! (pant, pant) What a nightmare.
A: (sits up in bed next to her) What’s wrong, dear?
M: Oh, nothing. Just a bad dream. But you know what would make me feel better?
A: I think I do.
M: Take me, then.
A: You know I can’t turn down the request of a lady.
A: (wakes up) AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! (pant, pant) What a nightmare.
(BANG!! BANG!!)
A: What in the world? (bangs on the wall) Makoto-san, keep it down over there!
M: (moaning) Ooh. Ahh.
A: Makoto-san? Are you OK?
M: Ooh. Oooh. OOOH!
A: What is she...?
M: OOOH! OZZ! OH, OZZ!!
O: (wakes up) EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
A: (holding his ears) Ai!! Bloody murder, man!
O: (falls on Artukei’s head [he sleeps in the air])
A: Oof! (sighs, shakes head) I keep telling you, buddy. No more funyuns before bed.

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