Tuesday, August 10, 2004

A: (at his computer) Let’s see. Anything new today?
O: (flies in)
A: Hey buddy!
O: (nuzzle nuzzle)
A: Did you have fun at Shini’s?
O: Um-hm! ^_^
A: Maybe I should just clone you.
M: Hey, Justin-san. What’s up?
A: (groan) Don’t you have chores to do?
M: Already done.
A: (Frak!) Not much. Just checking to see what’s new on the site.
M: Hmm, rank no.705! Not bad!
A: Do you mind? (What a rubbernecker.)
“You’ve got mail!”
A: Please please please please pleeeeeeeeease. (opens inbox) “Princejosai, get a free quote from...”
All: DELETED! (click click)
A: What should our next post be, Ozz?
O: Hmm...
M: How about you do another interveiw?
A: If I wanted an INTERN’S opinion, I’d ask for it. Oh, wait, no I wouldn’t. Haha.
M: (slaps him)
A: Oww!
M: Watch you tongue!
A: Go pester someone else. We’re trying to work.
M: (glomps him from behind) You know you’re my favorite person to pester.
A: Get off.
M: (lets go, plops on his bed) ........
A: (to Ozz) I’ve been thinking about doing a scene from Amadeus. What do you...
M: Didn’t you start doing those interviews so you could meet Aisha?
A: What? (to Ozz) (Did you...?)
O: (shakes head)
M: I read the archives.
A: I......Yes. It is my dream to meet Miss Aisha Clan-clan someday, yes. In fact, I’m working on it as we speak.
M: What is it with you and her?
A: Um...uh...
M: Do you have a thing for bestiality?
A: Shut up! She’s a beautiful, courageous, and witty young lady. (That, and I seem to have an unexplainable thing for neko-girls.)
M: Um-hm. And are all these traits above or below the waist? Or rather, between the waist and the neck?
A: Wha? Shut up! I’m not that shallow! Sure, she’s a knock out, but that’s not the only reason. She’s a girl I can party with and fight alongside with. I admire her for her tenacity, her fun-loving attitude,.....her crystal-blue eyes, her long white hair, the cute little way she says “nya”, (sigh) those legs, that waist, those... 0_0 (ahem) The point is, my emotions run deeper than that.
M: Yeah, to be specific, D-cup deep!
A: That’s it! (gets up)
M: (runs out)
A: Yeah, you’d better run, wench! (to Ozz) The nerve! Can you believe it?
O: -_-\/
A: .........Maybe we should get a hold of Katsumi or Yuki. Yuki, man, she’s a cutie.

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