Friday, August 13, 2004

A: Ahhh......Oohh......Little lower, little lower.....Oh yeah......Oohoohoohooo. Ooh yeah, let you fingers do the walking.
W: You like?
A: Magic fingers indeed, Washu. You give one hell of a massage.
W: Thank you.
A: Thank YOU for coming over and setting up this onsen. Makoto’s been begging me to take her to a hot spring. Unless she wanted to jump into Old Faithful, she wouldn’t.... wait, let me just relish that thought for a while. Oh yeah, I’m in heaven!
W: Oh, she can’t be that bad.
A: She is. You know how she first came on to the site? By vandalizing it.
W: What?
A: Couple of months ago, when I was in L.A. interviewing Spiderman, she got into my backroom and totally screwed up the colors. Then she put up sleazy rumors about me!
W: Oh my.
A: And I never said she could stay, she tricked me! That little....She’s always poking her nose into my business. I swear, I can’t get a moment’s peace with that girl. She’s a total slob, too. The guestroom looks like a pigsty. And the bathroom, don’t get me started on the bathroom. I just don’t understand it. I mean, in the kitchen she’s a total neat freak, being a chef and all. And speaking of which, the curry she made last night was so hot, I thought she was trying to kill me!
W: Whoa, whoa, relax. (rubs his shoulders)
A: Ooooo, that’s the spot. Ahh. Seriously though, my life would be a whole lot better without her. Sometimes I feel like just booting her out.
W: Now, I know you, Justin. You’d never do anything like that.
A: Yeah, you’re probably right. Maybe I can sell her, like the bitch she is.
W: Oh, such language. (spanks Artukei)
A: Ai! (grabs his towel and sits up) Washu, I told you no funny stuff!
W: That was punishment for speaking rudely of such a nice girl.
A: (Hasn’t she listened to a word I’ve said?)
W: Now lay down. I’ll be back in a minute. (walks off)
A: (lays down) (I wonder how much longer Makoto-san plans on staying here. And why did she even come here in the first place? I know she...wait a minute.) (feels around) Where’s my towel?
???: Heehee.
A: Washu, I said no funny stuff.
???: Looking for this?
A: Wha? (looks behind him and sees Makoto-san holding his towel) AH! You....give me that back!
M: Haha! (runs off)
A: (gets up) Why, you little.....EEK! (realizes he’s completely NAKED and immediately covers......himself) Aw, man. Where are my clothes? (You idiot! You changed at the house!) MAKOTO!!! I AM GOING TO KILL YOOOUU!!!!

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