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• 1982-12-22
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• Cleveland, TN
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• 2004-03-02
Occupation
• Student, Actor
Real Name
• Justin

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Achievements
• Graduated high school Class of 2001; writen several stories and poems; acted in many plays
Anime Fan Since
• Before it was called "Japanimation"
Favorite Anime
• Outlaw Star, Tenchi Muyo, Trigun, Silent Mobius, Darkstalkers, Love Hina, Sakura Taisen, Petshop of Horrors, Guyver, Elfen Lied, Nausicaa, Princess Mononoke, Perfect Blue
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• Become a professional in the entertainment industry, become a professional voice actor, open own anime store, visit Tokyo, get married and have kids
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• Writing, music, gaming, movies
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• I get knocked down. But I get up again. You're never gonna keep me down.




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myOtaku.com: Artukei


Wednesday, September 15, 2004

Can Smeagol come out and play?
I added a new link to my intro. It's to "Best Case Scenario", a board run by my good friend Raywing Blitz. Check it out! I'm sure she'd appriciate it if you stopped by. But for now...


WE'VE GOT MOVIE SIGN!!

(curtain opens on Artukei crouching on a rock)

A: (in his Gollum voice) The thieves. The little thieves. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksey. False!

(shakes his head) No no. Not master.

Yes. False! They will beat you, hurt you, lie to you.

Master’s my friend.

You don’t have any friends. Nobody likes you.

(covers his ears) Not listening. I’m not listening.

You’re a liar and a thief.

No.

Murderer.

(sniff) Go away.

Go away? (laughs)

(sniff) I hate you.

Where would you be without me? (gollum, gollum) I saved us. It was me. We survived because of me!

Not any more.

What did you say?

Master looks after us now. We don’t need you anymore.

What?

Leave now and never come back.

No!

Leave now and never come back!

Grrr!

LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK!……..(looks around) We told him to go away. And away he goes, precious! (dances around) Gone! Gone! Smeagol is free!

(applause)
A: (in normal voice) Thank you! (bows) Thank you!
M: (backstage) He does that Gollum impression a little too well.


All my friends agree, I do a dead-on Gollum.
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