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Friday, September 24, 2004


GL5K: Super Street Fighter II
Everyone’s rushing out to get Street Fighter 15th Anniversary. Poor fools. I still have my SNES copy. Let’s see if I’ve still got the moves.

A: (dressed like Ryu) You ready, Makoto?
M: (dressed like Bison) What’s it look like?
A: Hmm. I was kind of hoping to see you in Chun Li’s outfit. But no matter. Even if you are Bison, you still don’t stand a chance.
M: Yeah right. We both know you stink at fighting games.
A: Some of the new ones, yes. But this is old-school. I ruled this game back in the day. (does impression of a poorly dubbed kung-fu movie) Your winning streak is about to end, Makoto-san. Prepare to die. WAAA!!
M: Nuff talk! It’s game time!
“Round 1. FIGHT!”
A: HA-DO-KEN!! (shoots fireball from his hands)
M: Oof! (falls back) Oh, you’re gonna pay for that.
A: Hmph.
M: PSYCHO CRUSHER! (becomes electrified and flies towards Artukei)
A: (jumps over Makoto) Heh. Haven’t seen that move in a while. (jab, punch, punch, uppercut) 4 hit combo!
M: (dizzy) @_@
A: (shoulder throw) HA!
“BOOM!”
A: And now for my finishing move. SOAR-YU-KEN!!
M: AHHH!! (falls down)
“Ryu Wins”
M: Pause it! I think my head’s spinning.
A: I didn’t wail on you TOO hard, did I?
M: I’ll be fine. I’m just getting warmed up. Round 2!
A: Your funeral.

(10 minutes later)

GL: Final Score: Artukei-7. Makoto-5.
Both: (takes off their headbands)
A: Woo! I’ve still got it!
M: Man, that game’s a pretty good workout. If only I could fight that good in reality.
A: Which one? This one or the one where I write everything you say?
M: Huh?
A: Nothing. ^_^

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