Saturday, September 25, 2004

Weekend at Tenchi's part 1

(the Masaki house, outside) Tenchi: (standing by the front door, glances at his watch, looks down the drive) Huh? A: (off in the distance) Hey!! Masaki-san!! T: Justin!! (runs down the drive) A: (runs up to Tenchi) Both: (high five) A: Dude! Wussup, man? (hugs Tenchi) T: (hugs Artukei) It’s great to see you again, buddy. Long time, no see. What’s that on your face? A: It’s called a beard, dingus. You’re looking kind of shaggy too. T: Oh. Yeah, I’m just going for a new look. (his hair’s a little longer in the back) A: Yeah, you look good with a mullet. T: It’s not a mullet. A: Sure, dude. Anyway, how’ve you been? T: Great, just great. You? A: Fantastic. M: Ahem. A: Oh. Tenchi, this is my friend Jinnai Makoto. M: It’s nice to meet you, Tenchi. (bows) T: Nice to meet you too. (returns bow) O: (pops up over Artukei’s shoulder) T: Hey, Ozz! How’s it going? O: Zooo! ^_^ T: Well, let’s get going. I’ll take your bags, Jinnai-san. M: Thank you, and you can call me Makoto. A: Thanks for letting us come down for the weekend, Masaki. T: No problem. Things have been a little boring around here lately. A: Dude, given your living conditions, I find that very hard to believe. T: OK. Some of the girls really wanted to see you again...and I did too. A: Which girls? T: I think you know. A: Maybe not. (She probably never wants to see me again.) (inside) T: You got here just in time. Sasami’s almost finished making dinner. A: (peeks head in door) Konnichiwa, Masaki family! Sasami: (peeks around corner) Huh? Justin! A: Sasami! S: (runs to Artukei) A: (kneels down and hugs Sasami) Oh, Sasami-chan, it’s so good to see you. You’re growing up so fast. You’ll be looking like Tsunami in no time. S: ^_^ (looks up) Ozz! O: Zoo. (nuzzles Sasami) ???: REOW! (something jumps over Sasami and lands on Artukei’s shoulder) A: AAH! Ryo-ohki: REOW! A: Hey there, Ryo-ohki. (scratches her ears) You missed me too? Ayeka: Oh, Lord Tenchi, you’re home. OH! Lord Justin! What a surprise. (bows) A: (gets up) Princess Ayeka. (bows) It’s good to see you. (kisses her hand) M: (rolls her eyes) Oh, please. AY: Oh. Lord Tenchi, who is this girl? A: It’s alright, Lady Ayeka. She’s with me. This is my friend Jinnai Makoto. M: Konnichiwa. S: Hello. AY: How do you do, Miss Makoto. T: I’ll just take your bags upstairs. A: What are you, a bellhop? I’ll help. (upstairs) T: You can bunk in my room tonight. A: Well I don’t have much of a choice, do I? Unless the princesses don’t mind me bunking with them. T: (shakes his head, sighs) Some things never change. A: Haha! Yeah. It seems like... T: Hmm? What’d you say? A: ........ T: Justi... A: Shh. T: ........ A: ........ (quickley turns around and blocks a punch from someone) I was wondering how long you were going to wait, Ryoko. R: Damn it! You’re faster than last time. Good job. A: Some things do change. R: (glomps Artukei from behind) Whadaya say to a spar later on? For old time’s sake? A: We’ll see. I may have blocked that punch, but I’m still a little rusty. S: (from downstairs) Dinner is ready! R: Oh, great! I’m starved. (flies downstairs) A: What is she talking about? She doesn’t even need to eat. (downstairs) S: Is that everybody? Where’s Washu? A: I think I know. R: Probably hanging out with DJ. T: Oh, that’s right. Justin, I forgot to mention... A: No need, Masaki. I know all about Deej. Washu: (enters from her lab) Sorry everybody. I was just...hey, Justin’s here. Wussup? A: Not much. Huh? T: What is it? A: My bishie-sense is going off. M: Ha! Like you have a “bishie-sense.” A: I detected you, didn’t I? (refer to Makoto’s first webisode) M: Huh? Well, even if you do have a so-called “bishie-sense”, no wonder it’s going off. We’re in a house filled with women. A: No, this is a new bishie: tall, slender, blue eyes, blonde hair, 240 lbs. 3...2...1. “SPLASH!!” M: What the hell!? A: Like clockwork. T: And that’d be Mihoshi. -_-\/ (slosh, slosh, slosh) MI: Eww. I’m all wet. Miss Washu, could you fix my...Justin? A: ‘Sup, Miyo? MI: (glomps Artukei) A: Oof! MI: I thought you’d gone away forever! A: Uh...Mihoshi? You’re getting me all wet. Not to mention cutting off my oxygen. MI: Oh, sorry. (lets go) Hey, what are you doing here? A: Well, other than Washu, it’s been such a long time since I’ve seen you guys, I thought it was high time for a visit. M: “240 lbs?” I think your scanners are off by at least 50%. A: That was a combined weight. M: Huh? A: Blue eyes, greenish-blue hair, slim and trim athletic build, 5’9”, 35-26-36. M: Dang. That thing is specific. ???: I swear, Mihoshi! If you do that one more time, I’ll...uh! 0_0 A: Hello Kiyone. K: Uh...Justin...hi...um. All: ........ K: (ahem) Mihoshi, we still have to file our report. Come on. (goes upstairs) MI: Oh right! Coming! (follows) A: Yep. Some things never change. M: (whispers) Hey, Tenchi. T: Hmm? M: What is it between Justin and Kiyone? T: Uh uh. If you wanna know that, you’re going to have to ask one of them yourself. M: Hmm.

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