Tuesday, September 28, 2004

GL5K: Super Smash Bros. Melee (Hyrule Temple area) Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the competitors! From the farthest reaches of the galaxy, weighing in at 2 ½ lbs., playing as Mewtwo, heeeeeeeeeere’s Ozz! O: (looks like Mewtwo with Ozz’s head) Announcer: From theOtaku.com, playing as Roy and Marth, special guests ShikyoKasu and vashspiegel! S: (dressed as Marth) V: (dressed as Roy) Announcer: And finally, from Metrolex USA, standing a towering 6’ 4”, weighing in at 240 lbs., interdimentional adventurer and bishounen extrordinare, the intimidating, the fearless, the sexy... V: Oh Artukei, get it over with! A: Fine! Please welcome, AR...TU...KEI!! (appears dressed like Link) OK. We all know the rules right? First to score 7 wins is victor. Got it? All: Got it! A: And Ozz, no fair using your powers to anticipate our next move, OK? O: (nods) A: Let’s do this! “FIGHT!” 8 minutes later... (Round 3, crate lands in middle of arena) A: Goodie time! S: (smashes open crate, grabs laser sword) V: (grabs super scope) A: (grabs...poke-ball?) Aw, man! What can I do with this piece of slag? V: (shoots at Artukei) A: Only one way to find out. (throws poke-ball, out comes...) Snorlax: (falls on vashspiegel) V: Oof! A: Hmm. Not bad. S: (comes up behind Artukei with laser sword) O: Justin, watch out! (blasts laser sword out of Shikyo’s hand) S: Hey, I thought you couldn’t talk! O: The Game Lab is hooked up to my subconcious. Therefore, my thoughts are turned into speach here. A: Which means as long as I have Ozz watching my back, sneak attacks are no use. S: I don’t need sneak attacks to beat you anyway. YAA!! (Round 9) A: (breathing heavily) DJ. V: Huh? A: Join me, and we will destroy Ozz and Shikyo. V: I’ll never join you! You killed my father! A: No. I am your father! V: NOOOOOO!! Wait, why aren’t we fighting? A: Oh yeah. (knocks vashspiegel off) V: WAAA!! A: You scream like a girl. V: DOOOOO NOOOOOT!! (Round 16) O: (shoots at Shikyo) S: (jumps out of the way) O: Hold still! S: Yeah right. You know, you kind of sound like Kurama. O: Yeah. I get that a lot. (shoots Shikyo) S: (dodges again) A: Looks like Ozz could use some help. (throws bomb, but bomb lands at Ozz’s feet) Oh frak! Ozz, look out! O: Huh? “BOOM!!” O: (gets blown back) *groan* You really need to work on your throws. A: Sorry, dude. ^_^\/ (Round 21) V: (has Artukei cornered) This’ll be my 7th win! A: You can’t kill me man! We’re buds. V: Sorry, man. Nothing personal. (knocks Artukei off) A: YOU C***BITING F***TARD!! V: Whoa! A: Oops! Did I say that out loud? “Final Score: vashspiegle-7, ShikyoKasu-5, Artukei-5, Ozz-4” All: (take off headbands) V: Man, I totaly whooped your butt! A: I don’t care. I’m on cloud nine, baby. S: Why is that? A: Cause Aisha’s coming this weekend. WOO HOO!! Now get back to your sites. I need to clean up and make sure everything’s perfect for when she arrives.

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