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Thursday, October 14, 2004




GL5K: Super Smash Bros. Melee (2)

(in Pokemon collusseum)
“FLASH!”
Red (ninjamonkey): (dressed as Fox McCloud)
J: (dressed as DK) Why does it always take girls longer to change?
M: Shut up!
“FLASH!”
A: (dressed as Samus)
M: (dressed as Pikachu... sort of, wearing yellow spandex and Pikachu ears)
J: Dang, Makoto! No fair using sex as a weapon!
M: Why not? It works. Ever seen The Apprentice?
A: What about you? You’re not even wearing pants!
J: I have a thick coat of fur. I don’t need pants.
A: Kinda kinky, don’t you think?
M: Save it for the bedroom, you two.
J: Do you mind?! Let’s do this! You ready, Red?
R: 0_0
J: Red?
R: ........
J: Red, stop ogling my housemates and get your head in the game!
R: Huh? Right!
“FIGHT!”
R: (shoots lazer at Makoto)
M: PIKA! (counter-attacks with electricity)
A: (shoots Justin)
J: Ah! Hey!
A: Nothing personal, sweetie. ^_~
J: OK. (pounds Aisha into the ground)
A: Uhn! Hey!
J: Likewise, kittie. ^_~
M: Yoo hoo! Red!
R: Huh?
M: You look really cute in those fox ears.
R: You too.
M: I’m a bishie. I’m supposed to be cute. So you wouldn’t shoot a pretty little thing like me, would you? (makes puppy eyes)
R: (lowers gun) I guess not.
M: Then you’re a bigger fool than I thought. (charges up)
R: Psyche! (shoots Makoto)
M: Ahh!
R: I may be a sucker for bishies, but I’m not stupid.

8 minutes later...
All: (take off headbands)
GL: Winner: Artukei.
J: Yeah! Who’s the man!
R: Let’s have a rematch. This time, Aisha’s Pikachu.
J: Dude, is that all you ever think about?
R: No. Sometimes I think about Blue from “Wolf’s Rain.”
J: You’re hopeless.
R: Then what does that make you?
J: Touché.


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