Friday, October 15, 2004

(in the dojo) J: (practicing with a staff) Haa! Yaa! Hmm. Ozz, play my song. O: (hits a boombox in the corner and starts playing the lobby theme from “The Matrix”) J: Oh yeah! That’s the stuff! Haa! Ho! Ya! A: Justin? J: Huh? Aww, man! Ozz, stop the music. O: (turns off boombox) J: Grrrr. I was so in the zone. A: Sorry. I seem to have a bad habit of interrupting your music. J: (sigh) It’s OK. Hey wait! How’d you find this room? A: Makoto told me. J: Wha? How did she... (sigh) it figures. A: What are you doing? J: Oh, just practicing. A: You’re a fighter, too? J: I’m just in training. Never know when I’ll have to defend myself... or the ones I love. A: That’s sweet, but you don’t have to worry about me. J: That’s for sure. Hey, you... you wanna spar? A: Nya... um... sure! J: Ozz. O: (sends a staff over to Aisha) J: I should warn you. I’m pretty good with a sword, but I’m unbeatable with a staff. A: Well, there’s a first time for everything. J: Possibly. I’ve never taken on a ctarl before. A: I’ll promise to be gentle, then. 10 minutes later... A: (swings staff down) YAAA!! “WHACK!” J: (blocks Aisha’s attack) A: (presses her staff against Justin’s) Impressive. My previous opponents would have long been beaten by now. J: Well, I’m not like your previous opponents. (shoves his staff forward knocking Aisha back) A: Whoa! (falls down) J: Oh my gosh! Are you OK? A: (quietly) You... you knocked me down. J: Eh? A: (trembling) No-one’s... EVER... knocked me down. (looks at Justin with her scary angry eyes. You know the one’s I’m talking about.) (Yeah, there ya go.) A: (pounces on Justin) RAAR!! J: WAAAH!! A: (pins Justin to the ground) J: Ozz, get help! O: (flies off) J: (in very small voice) D-d-down girl. N-nice kitty. A: I’d start praying if I were you. J: Oh boy. Aisha... please... calm... down. A: (leans in) Grrrrrr! J: Eek. (closes eyes) A: (licks Justin’s cheek) J: 0_0 ? Wha... what the heiphon? A: Consider yourself beaten. ^_~ J: You said you’d be gentle with me. A: I will. J: (raises an eyebrow) Down girl. A: (makes out with Justin) “KNOCK KNOCK!” A: Nya? J: Huh? M: (from the other side) Justin-san! Are you OK? J: Just fine! Everything’s under controll! M: Are you sure? J: Definitely! M: OK. (leaves) J: Now, where were we? Oh yes, I believe you were right here. (points to his lips) J and A: (continue to make out)

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