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Birthday
1982-12-22
Gender
Male
Location
Cleveland, TN
Member Since
2004-03-02
Occupation
Student, Actor
Real Name
Justin
Personal
Achievements
Graduated high school Class of 2001; writen several stories and poems; acted in many plays
Anime Fan Since
Before it was called "Japanimation"
Favorite Anime
Outlaw Star, Tenchi Muyo, Trigun, Silent Mobius, Darkstalkers, Love Hina, Sakura Taisen, Petshop of Horrors, Guyver, Elfen Lied, Nausicaa, Princess Mononoke, Perfect Blue
Goals
Become a professional in the entertainment industry, become a professional voice actor, open own anime store, visit Tokyo, get married and have kids
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Writing, music, gaming, movies
Talents
I get knocked down. But I get up again. You're never gonna keep me down.
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Monday, November 15, 2004
Squirrel-Busters
inspired by a true story
3:50 am
(Justin’s room)
A: Zzzzz...
J: Zzzzz...
O: Zzzzz...
M: (nudges Justin) Justin-san?
J: (wakes up) Umm..... huh?
M: There’s something in my room.
J: Huh?
A: (wakes up) What’s going on?
J: Makoto says there’s something in her room.
M: (pulls his arm) Come on. Come quick.
J: A’right. Quit pulling. Just let me get a shirt on.
(Makoto’s room)
All: (standing in the doorway)
M: I saw something run past the wall. Over there.
J: Aisha, can you get a fix?
A: I could if you’d stop talking.
J: Sorry.
A: (ears twitch for a second, points at the far right corner of the room)
J: (points his flashlight at the corner) Oh, it’s just a squirrel.
A: Aww. How cute!
M: (shudders) Uhuhuh.
J: I know how to handle this.
5 minutes later...
J: (holding a broom) OK, Makoto. You go open the window and Aisha and I will herd it out.
M: But the window’s on the same side as the squirrel!
A: (holding a rake) So we’ll just drive it over to the other side until you open it.
M: *deep breath* OK.
J: Alright, here we go. (walks in, slowly approaches the squirrel) Don’t worry, little guy. We’re not going to hurt you. (waves the broom in front of it)
S: (runs to the left and jumps onto Makoto’s futon)
M: Ich! It’s on my bed! Get him off! Get him off!
J: Makoto, calm down. Open the window.
M: (timidly looks back and forth between the squirrel and the window)
J: (flustered) Makoto, just do it.
M: Nnnn.... get him further away.
J: *groan* (waves the broom)
S: (jumps over the broom and back towards the window)
M: (steps back) EEEK!!
J: Makoto, chill. Aisha, use the rake. It’s wider anyway.
A: (gets beside Justin and starts to herd the squirrel)
J: Hold it a little lower.
A: I know what I’m doing.
J: Aisha, hold it lower or he’s gonna....
S: (runs under the narrow end of the rake)
J: Told you!
A: I had it under controll!
S: (starts running towards Makoto)
M: AAAAH!! (jumps out of the way and hits Justin and Aisha)
A: Aah!
J: Whoa!
All: (fall on the bed)
O: *giggles*
S: (now in the top right corner of the room)
M: (scrambles over Justin and Aisha to get to the back left corner)
A: (looks down) Justin, are you OK?
J: (face between Aisha’s breasts) Fan-frikin-tastic.
A: (pinches his arm)
J: OW! What?!
O: *laughs*
J: Laugh it up, fuzzball. *lightbulb* Hey. Wait a tick. Ozz, form a psychic bubble around the squirrel.
O: (salutes, forms a bubble)
S: (jumps out of the way)
O: 0.0 ! (forms a bubble)
S: (jumps out of the way)
O: Grr. (forms a bubble again)
S: (jumps out of the way again)
O: Grrrrrr!
J: Dang. That sucker’s quick.
5 minutes later...
J: NOW!
A: (puts a trash can over the squirrel) Got’em!
J: OK. Now reach under and grab it.
A: I can’t. I gotta keep this thing down. You grab it.
J: No way! I’m not touching that thing. Makoto?
M: Uh...
J: Right, stupid question. Ozz?
O: (shakes his head)
J: Why not?
O: Zoo zooo.
J: Ozz, you’re not going to get a disease.
O: Zoo zoo zooo?
J: Me? That thing could bite.
A: Um... guys?
J: ............. *sigh* OK. (inches his hand towards the bottom of the can)
A: (slowly tilts the can up)
S: (rushes out)
J: AAH!!
M: EEK!! (jumps on the bed)
S: (runs into Makoto’s wardrobe)
J: *sigh* I’ll flush’em out. (sticks the broom inside)
S: (jumps out, scampers over Justin’s foot)
J: (jumps back, in high pitched voice) AAH!! IT TOUCHED MY FOOT!! AAH!! EWW EWW!! IT TOUCHED MY FOOT!!
A: My hero. -_-\/
(outside Makoto’s room)
J: OK, people. Apparently we need a new strategy.
M: Why don’t you just kill it?
A: Kill it?! Why? It hasn’t done anything wrong.
M: Isn’t breaking and entering a crime over here?
J: Aisha’s right. That little bast... I mean fella’s just scared.
M: Why doesn’t Ozz just use his TK to open the window?
J: ...........That’s actually not a bad idea.
A: Why didn’t you think of it?
J: I’m not used to using a psychic to eradicate squirrels.
(inside)
O: (opens the window)
A: (lays the rake against the window)
J: (herds the squirrel towards the rake)
S: (climbs up the rake and out the window)
J and A: Yatta!
M: *sigh* Yokata! (falls back on the bed)
J: (closes window) Well, that’s that. *yawn* Let’s get back to bed.
M: Arigato Justin-san.
J: Eh, zen zen.
J and A: (walking back)
A: *giggle*
J: What?
A: I don’t think I’ve ever seen you that scared before.
J: That outburst does not leave this house.
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